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  • jordan chase... anyone?

    

  • The puzzle seems awfully incomplete even with those three parts...

  • 4thVariety :3

  • you if you bought this your life must suck!!

  • Where can I download this?

  • WHORAI FO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!­!!!!

  • well if it was on Ellen than it has to be good

  • People who bought this item also bought:

    Rope

    Stool

  • forever alone...?

  • This is the reason pizza is now a vegetable ¬_¬ I just don't get you americans...

  • Fucking genius! So buying it!

  • I know this video is not a joke and its not intended to make u laugh but that first white guy looks just like jim carrey. How am I suppose to take that serious :-/

  • give my money BACK!!!

  • @Omatunto if you bought that, youre a complete idiot...

  • Who needs accomplishment, friends, family, or antidepressents when you have...

    CHEERS FOR YOU!

  • This would work if the guy didn't sound so sarcastic.

  • WE BAHLIEVE!

  • ...introducing the winner of stupidest-crap-with-the-dumbes­t-actor award! 

  • for anyone on suicide watch w/ no actual friends or support

  • How about surrounding yourself with REAL FRIENDS !!!!

  • WTF.....why am I even watching this?????????????

  • People should be depressed that they actually think they should buy this.

  • press 5 ..this guy killed someone in his life..for sure ....

  • these people should have to wear helmets all the time.

  • Anti-depressants shouldn't even be manufactured if this exists

    I'LL TAKE FOUR

  • this is a real cd look it up on itunes its only $10

  • tyt

  • Weeeeeeeeeeeee beeeeeeelllllllllliiiiiiiieeee­eeeevvvvvvvveeeeeeeee innnnnnnnnnnnnn yyooooooooouuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!1

  • Really? :|

  • That is....very very sad

  • Of course, then you realize that your such a wrek that you bought prerecorded messages of somebody saying good things abot "You" and you get depressed all over again. That's what I learned.

  • How can people fall for such platitudes? It's "canned", not aimed towards you, which makes it have the opposite effect. You're so much of a failure that you have to literally buy forced praise to make you feel better.

  • sadly the puzzle pieces didn't fit together...

  • I find this CD easy to masterbate to...

  • People who bought this item also bought:

    Hugging Suit

    Lotion

    Tissues

  • Horray for you!

  • foreveralone.jpg

  • $24.99 for someone cheering for you and giving you confidence... I'm sure a lot of celebs started out with this.

  • KipKay? is that you?

  • i just bought those headphones, holy shit it's old

  • This can't be fuckin real

  • THIS DISC BELIEVES IN ME! HERP DERP

  • press 4 and 5 over and over for no reason

  • i bought this for my brother. he kept giving it back :(

  • What if someone listened to this shit before the commit suicide? Terrible, this is just terrible.

  • @Colsybear Would it matter what they'd listen to?:P 

  • @Duuuuuuuuuudeeee Your'e one fucked up son of a bitch

  • @Colsybear I actually meant that it'd be terrible regardless of what they'd listen to before they committed suicide.

  • @Forget00 HAHAFUKINHA, you bought this cos you couldn't believe how much of a dick you are. Here is some encouraging words from me;

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, what a Sad arse, everyone on YouTube now knows how much of a looser you are!

    P.S. I'm gonna buy this for a joke, it's gonna be hilarious, and I'll upload it if I can find a way.

  • People are desperate for money these days.

  • forever alone huh? is that why elen is always alone?

  • @Forget00 lol you are a serious fag and fail at life. You will never get anywhere in life and should hang yourself.

  • Don't forget to listen to the second CD: We know you're right! We know you want her! TAKE her when no one else is watching. We believe in you!!!

  • 0:49

    that jerk is a scammer he said "35 doll hairs"

  • CopsClips brought me here...

  • HOOORAY FOR ME!!!!

  • Ellen was practily making fun of the cd! Hahaha!

  • I give them points for using Sennheiser headphones.

  • @PHILLYandBILLY HD 202, WORD!!! :]

  • i saw this on worlds dumbest inventions 5

  • @scott619100 *smartest*

  • yr gonna keep hearing the same cd over and over again!? people should save their money and prob see a pych

  • wtf is wrong with people T_T "we are on your side, we are here for you, we believe in you" ummm..who's 'We'?

  • I would like to have this on a portable device, so that whenever anyone bothers me about their personal achievements, I can play the "Hooray for you!" track aloud to them to express my sarcasm.

  • At least you will know you have finally hit rock bottom when you listen to this...

  • this cant be real. omg 

  • I killed myself after I got it

  • it's cheering for u so u can try to build the puzzle, then you realize none of the pieces fit together and kill yourself.

  • this CD or drugs. Hmmmm....

  • NAAAAAAAARM!

  • 74 ppl have bought this CD... and felt depressed afterwards XD

  • It's like a positive thinking cult. Kind of like "The Secret."

  • "You can do it...The finish line is closer than you think!"

    The finish line being committing suicide... .-.

  • I think this is a good thing to listen to when I take a dump. And then when I'm done, HOORAY FOR YOU!!

  • @theforgettor what if you miss!

  • @SerpentG42 It still gonna be HOORAY FOR YOU!!!

  • It's amazing how much this guy is getting into this CD. Is anyone's life that bad where they have to listen to a CD full of ppl they don't know and say, "Hey, I'm the f***ing man!"

    "These fake people really believe in me!! Now if I had $24.95 to go out and make my dreams happen...oh, wait."

  • This works out in their favor 'cause if it fails you're probably gonna kill yourself.

  • I will be sampling this for use in music. Imagine listening to this on acid...

  • LMFAO

  • WE BELEIVEE INN YOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

  • what if some people harass you without a reason and if you are kid or teenage and have no families ? the people never harass strong and rich person. they know you are weak and poor and alone. and they are a perfect team. but you have no many experiences in this world. and no one will help you. becuz you are always the problem. it is why many people commit suicide in these days. no one helps you if you are born in very poor family. there is no reason to live like that. so you will commit suicide.

  • there are some many things like this video in japan. if you have no money and family and you are very weak, no one helps you and you can't enjoy your life forever without many money. so there are many cheap and funny stuff in japan. even poor people can enjoy their life very well with only their ability without money and power. we must think a person's effort and thinking and ability is more important than money and this world can be more funny and happy. but most of you think

  • power, money and people is all about this world. it is very stupid and violent thinking. we must think and imagine than working and killing as an intelligent creature.

  • HAHAH this crap for real? :D:D

  • sound homo

  • I love the way the guy is involuntarily jerking around amidst the overwhelming deluge of affirmation. He literally cannot believe how appreciated he is by this compact disc, and it's fucking his mind apart.

  • I hope this is a troll

  • Normally $35 dollars?!

  • This was honestly expected to work?

  • I don't know about you guys, but this really did just brighten my day. I'm now laughing my ass off

  • i needs the cd so i can feel better about myself. rolf. this commercial is so epic i actually want to buy this cd so i can test to a depressed guy and see if he will jump off the bridge or hang himself. lol. not that i would do it but surely something to see. plus we got too many stupid people in the world we need to get rid of some of them.

  • HOORAY FOR YYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!­!11!1!1!!111

  • You're watching this video. Hooray for Yyyyoooouuuuu!

  • if all it take is a lame tape to encorurage you....ur life probably isnt that bad in the first place

  • this cd can be used better as an encouragement to suicide ....at the metro station «you can do it! the finish line is closer than you think!!!!!!»

  • This sounds like ytp or something off Family Guy.

  • i lol'd

  • ROFL

    only Americans would buy this.. HAHAHA

    only in America

  • @Thetrollmaster2000 yea stupid australians fuckin kangaroos an shit

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA incredible

  • Sir, must you always wear your rape face?

  • 0:30 The dude's enjoying it perhaps a little bit too much...

  • this is therapy

  • We beliveeeee in YOUUUU!!!!!

  • ...I'm not sure whether to find this incredibly hilarious or depressing. One thing's for sure though. I don't feel very motivated listening to this.

  • You know what would be great is to listen to this CD, get all worked up, go out drinking, and then go rob a bank!

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  • HOORAY FOR YOU!!!

  • Does anyone else feel really depressed whenever they see this commercial?

    You know what, this CD should be built into toilets for whenever you're taking a REALLY big dump!

  • I AM UNSTOPPABLE

  • 72 people ordered this and loves it

  • he seems happy now haha

  • How Jim Carey has fallen.

  • Hurray for YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

  • Watching this commercial makes me feel better about my life. And it's funny. Bonus!

  • I think this cd would make me feel even worse. Having to hear a cd to feel better... it's like buying a hamburger to show yourselve that you can cook a hamburger.

  • This is how Team 6 made it to Bin Laden

  • @teddyhose XD HAHA

  • yeah i want my money back -_-"

  • That guy's hot. I wonder if he has issues though...

  • without me this puzzle is incomplete XDDD

  • Are you kidding me...

  • if you buy this, you are forever alone

  • @chantimothy No forever aloneeeeeeeeeee! (If you don't understand this, I copied that guy shouting 'Hooray for me!'

  • This must be an easy way to get money back.

  • This oddly reminds me of Season 5 of Dexter......

  • @Falco64125 u ragin?

  • But wait, those pieces don't belong to any puzzles...

  • Ironically, this is the saddest thing I've heard.

  • you can do it!

  • wtf???

  • HOOOOORRAYYYYY FOR YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!

  • LMAO!!!!!!

  • 0:31 Murder Smile...

  • HAHAHAHAHHA FGSKLDS;FGSDGSDGHSHAHAAHAHHAAA­AAAAAAAAAAA

    idi u kurac

  • I Feel sad now :(

  • "The finish line is closer then you think!" Whats wrong with this picture

  • this is good for pathetic fat americans

  • @lolitaandersone Or anonymous douches who think it's cool to play on stereotypes without actually being funny.

  • FAIL

  • "It's really the most hilarious thing I've heard in my life" - Ellen Degeneres

  • HOORAY FOR YOUUUUUU

  • Did anyone else notice the puzzle pieces at 0:38 do not fit together? How am I supposed to be courageous and unstoppable when my puzzle is incomplete.

  • I was really hoping to hear "You Can Do Eeeeeeeet!"

  • Nice shirt

  • You really must have nonexistent self esteem to order this crap.

  • oh my god.. crying

  • only $24.95!? 

  • Fail

  • I would kill myself listening to this

  • If you were depressed and thinking of suicide, hearing 'you can do it, the finish line is closer than you think" may work against you.

  • @VoteKenny08 WE BEEEELIEVE IN YOOOOU

  • Keep pressing 5 for epic rape face.

  • i should have bought this and gave it to an emo for christmas

  • The best part of the video is "without me the puzzle is incomplete". I would laugh so hard if I had that fucking stupid token.

  • FOREVER ALONE

  • holy crap

  • Is it just me or is the voice on the tape Rex from Toy Story?

  • If they're going to send with it 3 commemorative puzzle pieces with the disc, wouldn't it be a little more encouraging to send ones that actually fit together?

  • this is fake, right??

  • @yungnome no, its an actual commercial that showed somewhere around 10 years ago

  • I want my money back!!

  • BALLLLLSSS TO YOUUUU

  • @biskut0024

    Rape me with caps baby.

  • @sk8teh14 ..........

  • LOL i live right by that address 

  • Cheers 4 virgins.

  • @VIIROCKS

    Im half asian, and I'm fine man.

  • omg dis shit is bare jokes

  • @VIIROCKS always?

  • I collected the whole set, and puzzle pieces don't even fit together. What a gyp!!!

  • DO WANT!!

  • HAHAHA this is hysterical.

  • thats gay

  • LOL it's even funnier that a rappa named Playa has a song named Cheers 2 U. I gotta listen to it now.

  • They believe in me:)

    I feel more confident already:)

  • I can't stop laughing...