I know this video is not a joke and its not intended to make u laugh but that first white guy looks just like jim carrey. How am I suppose to take that serious :-/
Of course, then you realize that your such a wrek that you bought prerecorded messages of somebody saying good things abot "You" and you get depressed all over again. That's what I learned.
How can people fall for such platitudes? It's "canned", not aimed towards you, which makes it have the opposite effect. You're so much of a failure that you have to literally buy forced praise to make you feel better.
I would like to have this on a portable device, so that whenever anyone bothers me about their personal achievements, I can play the "Hooray for you!" track aloud to them to express my sarcasm.
It's amazing how much this guy is getting into this CD. Is anyone's life that bad where they have to listen to a CD full of ppl they don't know and say, "Hey, I'm the f***ing man!"
"These fake people really believe in me!! Now if I had $24.95 to go out and make my dreams happen...oh, wait."
what if some people harass you without a reason and if you are kid or teenage and have no families ? the people never harass strong and rich person. they know you are weak and poor and alone. and they are a perfect team. but you have no many experiences in this world. and no one will help you. becuz you are always the problem. it is why many people commit suicide in these days. no one helps you if you are born in very poor family. there is no reason to live like that. so you will commit suicide.
there are some many things like this video in japan. if you have no money and family and you are very weak, no one helps you and you can't enjoy your life forever without many money. so there are many cheap and funny stuff in japan. even poor people can enjoy their life very well with only their ability without money and power. we must think a person's effort and thinking and ability is more important than money and this world can be more funny and happy. but most of you think
power, money and people is all about this world. it is very stupid and violent thinking. we must think and imagine than working and killing as an intelligent creature.
I love the way the guy is involuntarily jerking around amidst the overwhelming deluge of affirmation. He literally cannot believe how appreciated he is by this compact disc, and it's fucking his mind apart.
i needs the cd so i can feel better about myself. rolf. this commercial is so epic i actually want to buy this cd so i can test to a depressed guy and see if he will jump off the bridge or hang himself. lol. not that i would do it but surely something to see. plus we got too many stupid people in the world we need to get rid of some of them.
I think this cd would make me feel even worse. Having to hear a cd to feel better... it's like buying a hamburger to show yourselve that you can cook a hamburger.
Did anyone else notice the puzzle pieces at 0:38 do not fit together? How am I supposed to be courageous and unstoppable when my puzzle is incomplete.
If they're going to send with it 3 commemorative puzzle pieces with the disc, wouldn't it be a little more encouraging to send ones that actually fit together?
If they're going to send with it 3 commemorative puzzle pieces with the disc, wouldn't it be a little more encouraging to send ones that actually fit together?
jordan chase... anyone?
willemaster77 1 day ago
The puzzle seems awfully incomplete even with those three parts...
LordLastDay 1 week ago 4
4thVariety :3
DerUberSkillz 1 week ago 4
you if you bought this your life must suck!!
levex14 2 weeks ago
Where can I download this?
ejkddorai 2 weeks ago
WHORAI FO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
RickyForStation 2 weeks ago
well if it was on Ellen than it has to be good
chinchillahunter 2 weeks ago
People who bought this item also bought:
Rope
Stool
mranonam 3 weeks ago 3
forever alone...?
misskitty345 3 weeks ago
This is the reason pizza is now a vegetable ¬_¬ I just don't get you americans...
TheSlightlyUnhinged 3 weeks ago
Fucking genius! So buying it!
MultiNinjaLizard 3 weeks ago
I know this video is not a joke and its not intended to make u laugh but that first white guy looks just like jim carrey. How am I suppose to take that serious :-/
quasarthestar 1 month ago
give my money BACK!!!
Omatunto 1 month ago
@Omatunto if you bought that, youre a complete idiot...
studentjames03 1 month ago 2
Who needs accomplishment, friends, family, or antidepressents when you have...
CHEERS FOR YOU!
damocles943 1 month ago
This would work if the guy didn't sound so sarcastic.
thapoint09 1 month ago
WE BAHLIEVE!
wyrmbuster 2 months ago
...introducing the winner of stupidest-crap-with-the-dumbest-actor award!
DavidDietzII 2 months ago
for anyone on suicide watch w/ no actual friends or support
stangace20 2 months ago
How about surrounding yourself with REAL FRIENDS !!!!
DucatiQueen 2 months ago
WTF.....why am I even watching this?????????????
DucatiQueen 2 months ago
People should be depressed that they actually think they should buy this.
hotman537 2 months ago
press 5 ..this guy killed someone in his life..for sure ....
rapeatthemorgue 2 months ago
these people should have to wear helmets all the time.
catie1492 2 months ago
Anti-depressants shouldn't even be manufactured if this exists
I'LL TAKE FOUR
valtiel666 2 months ago
this is a real cd look it up on itunes its only $10
DantheManO36O 2 months ago
tyt
newarksgreatest 2 months ago
Weeeeeeeeeeeee beeeeeeelllllllllliiiiiiiieeeeeeeevvvvvvvveeeeeeeee innnnnnnnnnnnnn yyooooooooouuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
im4naruto 2 months ago 3
Really? :|
DarkBlueDragoon25 2 months ago
That is....very very sad
HungraChicken 2 months ago
Of course, then you realize that your such a wrek that you bought prerecorded messages of somebody saying good things abot "You" and you get depressed all over again. That's what I learned.
LAVENDERACGIRL 2 months ago 2
How can people fall for such platitudes? It's "canned", not aimed towards you, which makes it have the opposite effect. You're so much of a failure that you have to literally buy forced praise to make you feel better.
Cornwiggle 3 months ago
sadly the puzzle pieces didn't fit together...
skyperlx 3 months ago 3
I find this CD easy to masterbate to...
llieske 3 months ago 2
People who bought this item also bought:
Hugging Suit
Lotion
Tissues
llieske 3 months ago 37
Horray for you!
chibinuyasha2 3 months ago
foreveralone.jpg
LilBo10 3 months ago
$24.99 for someone cheering for you and giving you confidence... I'm sure a lot of celebs started out with this.
DeathbeastGregar 3 months ago
KipKay? is that you?
jebbadiah 3 months ago
i just bought those headphones, holy shit it's old
feelslikemay 3 months ago
This can't be fuckin real
Wi11Brooks 3 months ago
THIS DISC BELIEVES IN ME! HERP DERP
MrsIkeepforgetting 3 months ago
press 4 and 5 over and over for no reason
piggemz 4 months ago
i bought this for my brother. he kept giving it back :(
taylorbortnerathing 4 months ago
What if someone listened to this shit before the commit suicide? Terrible, this is just terrible.
Colsybear 4 months ago
@Colsybear Would it matter what they'd listen to?:P
Duuuuuuuuuudeeee 4 months ago
@Duuuuuuuuuudeeee Your'e one fucked up son of a bitch
Colsybear 4 months ago
@Colsybear I actually meant that it'd be terrible regardless of what they'd listen to before they committed suicide.
Duuuuuuuuuudeeee 4 months ago
@Forget00 HAHAFUKINHA, you bought this cos you couldn't believe how much of a dick you are. Here is some encouraging words from me;
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, what a Sad arse, everyone on YouTube now knows how much of a looser you are!
P.S. I'm gonna buy this for a joke, it's gonna be hilarious, and I'll upload it if I can find a way.
CODMODDERZ360 4 months ago
People are desperate for money these days.
177987auprr1 4 months ago
forever alone huh? is that why elen is always alone?
Cropse666 4 months ago
@Forget00 lol you are a serious fag and fail at life. You will never get anywhere in life and should hang yourself.
USAPropaganda 4 months ago
Don't forget to listen to the second CD: We know you're right! We know you want her! TAKE her when no one else is watching. We believe in you!!!
kdreamland 4 months ago
0:49
that jerk is a scammer he said "35 doll hairs"
RomaZeal 4 months ago
CopsClips brought me here...
willchrisbow 5 months ago
HOOORAY FOR ME!!!!
wth68 5 months ago
Ellen was practily making fun of the cd! Hahaha!
AustinKaplan 5 months ago
I give them points for using Sennheiser headphones.
PHILLYandBILLY 5 months ago
@PHILLYandBILLY HD 202, WORD!!! :]
013eskim 4 months ago
i saw this on worlds dumbest inventions 5
scott619100 5 months ago 22
@scott619100 *smartest*
Diablodave363isawsum 3 weeks ago
yr gonna keep hearing the same cd over and over again!? people should save their money and prob see a pych
chevyboymc 5 months ago
wtf is wrong with people T_T "we are on your side, we are here for you, we believe in you" ummm..who's 'We'?
foxboy9 5 months ago
I would like to have this on a portable device, so that whenever anyone bothers me about their personal achievements, I can play the "Hooray for you!" track aloud to them to express my sarcasm.
charmedmagic92 5 months ago 5
At least you will know you have finally hit rock bottom when you listen to this...
B0ombastix 5 months ago
this cant be real. omg
PennyWisee14 5 months ago
I killed myself after I got it
The321dick 5 months ago
it's cheering for u so u can try to build the puzzle, then you realize none of the pieces fit together and kill yourself.
shaunM995 5 months ago
this CD or drugs. Hmmmm....
JontieDesario 5 months ago
NAAAAAAAARM!
Mr378 5 months ago
74 ppl have bought this CD... and felt depressed afterwards XD
darket1234 5 months ago
It's like a positive thinking cult. Kind of like "The Secret."
RipTheSystem33 5 months ago
"You can do it...The finish line is closer than you think!"
The finish line being committing suicide... .-.
sw4tw 5 months ago 4
I think this is a good thing to listen to when I take a dump. And then when I'm done, HOORAY FOR YOU!!
theforgettor 5 months ago
@theforgettor what if you miss!
SerpentG42 5 months ago
@SerpentG42 It still gonna be HOORAY FOR YOU!!!
theforgettor 3 months ago
It's amazing how much this guy is getting into this CD. Is anyone's life that bad where they have to listen to a CD full of ppl they don't know and say, "Hey, I'm the f***ing man!"
"These fake people really believe in me!! Now if I had $24.95 to go out and make my dreams happen...oh, wait."
bddrumline 5 months ago
This works out in their favor 'cause if it fails you're probably gonna kill yourself.
Lizzilolaphobia 6 months ago
I will be sampling this for use in music. Imagine listening to this on acid...
JRHopfer 6 months ago
LMFAO
gearsofwar503 6 months ago
WE BELEIVEE INN YOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
XxTheXNerdXGuyxX 6 months ago 3
what if some people harass you without a reason and if you are kid or teenage and have no families ? the people never harass strong and rich person. they know you are weak and poor and alone. and they are a perfect team. but you have no many experiences in this world. and no one will help you. becuz you are always the problem. it is why many people commit suicide in these days. no one helps you if you are born in very poor family. there is no reason to live like that. so you will commit suicide.
i8hy6e3 6 months ago
there are some many things like this video in japan. if you have no money and family and you are very weak, no one helps you and you can't enjoy your life forever without many money. so there are many cheap and funny stuff in japan. even poor people can enjoy their life very well with only their ability without money and power. we must think a person's effort and thinking and ability is more important than money and this world can be more funny and happy. but most of you think
i8hy6e3 6 months ago
power, money and people is all about this world. it is very stupid and violent thinking. we must think and imagine than working and killing as an intelligent creature.
i8hy6e3 6 months ago
HAHAH this crap for real? :D:D
Albinosarlz123 6 months ago
sound homo
PSJish 6 months ago
I love the way the guy is involuntarily jerking around amidst the overwhelming deluge of affirmation. He literally cannot believe how appreciated he is by this compact disc, and it's fucking his mind apart.
UrsaMirror 6 months ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
how sad is this?
Redraptorxx 6 months ago
I hope this is a troll
shockwave431 6 months ago
Normally $35 dollars?!
godzillafan4 6 months ago 9
This was honestly expected to work?
pikamario99 6 months ago
I don't know about you guys, but this really did just brighten my day. I'm now laughing my ass off
SlippyTheToadSage 6 months ago
i needs the cd so i can feel better about myself. rolf. this commercial is so epic i actually want to buy this cd so i can test to a depressed guy and see if he will jump off the bridge or hang himself. lol. not that i would do it but surely something to see. plus we got too many stupid people in the world we need to get rid of some of them.
dokkou 6 months ago
HOORAY FOR YYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!11!1!1!!111
LckeStudios 7 months ago
You're watching this video. Hooray for Yyyyoooouuuuu!
dragongirl112795 7 months ago
if all it take is a lame tape to encorurage you....ur life probably isnt that bad in the first place
randomnchan15 7 months ago
this cd can be used better as an encouragement to suicide ....at the metro station «you can do it! the finish line is closer than you think!!!!!!»
Sorumat 7 months ago
This sounds like ytp or something off Family Guy.
SotDStudios247 7 months ago
i lol'd
wtfisw00t 7 months ago
ROFL
only Americans would buy this.. HAHAHA
only in America
Thetrollmaster2000 7 months ago
@Thetrollmaster2000 yea stupid australians fuckin kangaroos an shit
blindfoo 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@blindfoo thx for proving my point on how stupid Americans are :D
Thetrollmaster2000 6 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA incredible
marbd93 7 months ago
Sir, must you always wear your rape face?
DAJ01 7 months ago
0:30 The dude's enjoying it perhaps a little bit too much...
SnowSniper98 7 months ago
this is therapy
MrFortressFour 7 months ago
We beliveeeee in YOUUUU!!!!!
Runner1124 7 months ago
...I'm not sure whether to find this incredibly hilarious or depressing. One thing's for sure though. I don't feel very motivated listening to this.
schindelerium 7 months ago
You know what would be great is to listen to this CD, get all worked up, go out drinking, and then go rob a bank!
Orsidire 7 months ago
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MonCoin 7 months ago
HOORAY FOR YOU!!!
weaselychicken 7 months ago
Does anyone else feel really depressed whenever they see this commercial?
You know what, this CD should be built into toilets for whenever you're taking a REALLY big dump!
RudySpino 7 months ago 3
I AM UNSTOPPABLE
CorneliusMcGee 7 months ago
72 people ordered this and loves it
Zolega89 8 months ago
he seems happy now haha
alyctus 8 months ago
How Jim Carey has fallen.
CastingCrowns100 8 months ago
Hurray for YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
RedDaVincy 8 months ago
Watching this commercial makes me feel better about my life. And it's funny. Bonus!
kamixkazexkollie 8 months ago
I think this cd would make me feel even worse. Having to hear a cd to feel better... it's like buying a hamburger to show yourselve that you can cook a hamburger.
rabito710 8 months ago
This is how Team 6 made it to Bin Laden
teddyhose 8 months ago 23
@teddyhose XD HAHA
uwishyobfwazme 3 months ago
yeah i want my money back -_-"
redvillain6 8 months ago
That guy's hot. I wonder if he has issues though...
ccrimsonfox 8 months ago
without me this puzzle is incomplete XDDD
TheTayX 9 months ago
Are you kidding me...
Pooky1991 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"The finish line is closer than you think", suicide? XD
u2ZOOTV2 9 months ago
if you buy this, you are forever alone
chantimothy 9 months ago 91
@chantimothy No forever aloneeeeeeeeeee! (If you don't understand this, I copied that guy shouting 'Hooray for me!'
HaloVanguard155 5 months ago
This must be an easy way to get money back.
32JSE 9 months ago
This oddly reminds me of Season 5 of Dexter......
TheGreatKaitsu 9 months ago 3
@Falco64125 u ragin?
motocrossaustin 9 months ago
But wait, those pieces don't belong to any puzzles...
MaraudingManiac 9 months ago 3
Ironically, this is the saddest thing I've heard.
anschluss 9 months ago
you can do it!
therealwgr 9 months ago
wtf???
Hal20062b 10 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"It's really the most hilarious thing I've heard in my life" - Ellen Degeneres
Bubblesnuffer 10 months ago
HOOOOORRAYYYYY FOR YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Realinho64 10 months ago 5
LMAO!!!!!!
Gamesb0yz 10 months ago
0:31 Murder Smile...
SolvingOurKreation 10 months ago 6
HAHAHAHAHHA FGSKLDS;FGSDGSDGHSHAHAAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
idi u kurac
uros91info 10 months ago
I Feel sad now :(
StafireDavis 10 months ago 5
"The finish line is closer then you think!" Whats wrong with this picture
chickengone2 10 months ago
this is good for pathetic fat americans
lolitaandersone 10 months ago
@lolitaandersone Or anonymous douches who think it's cool to play on stereotypes without actually being funny.
FALCO64125 10 months ago
FAIL
screamxforme 10 months ago
"It's really the most hilarious thing I've heard in my life" - Ellen Degeneres
posthumanfetus 11 months ago 5
HOORAY FOR YOUUUUUU
Alexper12 11 months ago 3
Did anyone else notice the puzzle pieces at 0:38 do not fit together? How am I supposed to be courageous and unstoppable when my puzzle is incomplete.
MikeyJamJams 11 months ago 15
I was really hoping to hear "You Can Do Eeeeeeeet!"
ElementWrath 11 months ago
Nice shirt
mmodnao 11 months ago
You really must have nonexistent self esteem to order this crap.
kenx213 11 months ago
oh my god.. crying
RobAndRachel69 11 months ago
only $24.95!?
MILeSsK8101 11 months ago
Fail
55924684 11 months ago
I would kill myself listening to this
knifegun101 11 months ago 7
If you were depressed and thinking of suicide, hearing 'you can do it, the finish line is closer than you think" may work against you.
VoteKenny08 11 months ago 81
@VoteKenny08 WE BEEEELIEVE IN YOOOOU
macadam96 5 months ago
Keep pressing 5 for epic rape face.
BigBrotherMateyka 11 months ago 2
i should have bought this and gave it to an emo for christmas
XxModernDayRaiderxX 1 year ago
The best part of the video is "without me the puzzle is incomplete". I would laugh so hard if I had that fucking stupid token.
PrivatePhilth 1 year ago
FOREVER ALONE
luchosoto 1 year ago 7
holy crap
bedmanokc 1 year ago
Is it just me or is the voice on the tape Rex from Toy Story?
evanellis 1 year ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
If they're going to send with it 3 commemorative puzzle pieces with the disc, wouldn't it be a little more encouraging to send ones that actually fit together?
ladyz0e 1 year ago
If they're going to send with it 3 commemorative puzzle pieces with the disc, wouldn't it be a little more encouraging to send ones that actually fit together?
ladyz0e 1 year ago
this is fake, right??
yungnome 1 year ago
@yungnome no, its an actual commercial that showed somewhere around 10 years ago
troyhoward15 1 year ago 5
I want my money back!!
Jalledrengen12 1 year ago 3
BALLLLLSSS TO YOUUUU
GaryJiangMusic 1 year ago
@biskut0024
Rape me with caps baby.
sk8teh14 1 year ago
@sk8teh14 ..........
biskut0024 1 year ago
LOL i live right by that address
itstheonlymatrix 1 year ago
Cheers 4 virgins.
janis0zo 1 year ago
@VIIROCKS
Im half asian, and I'm fine man.
gevar234 1 year ago
omg dis shit is bare jokes
TheDbzfan2010 1 year ago
@VIIROCKS always?
2big 1 year ago
I collected the whole set, and puzzle pieces don't even fit together. What a gyp!!!
FluffyBunniesOnFire 1 year ago
DO WANT!!
123draw 1 year ago
HAHAHA this is hysterical.
AndrewMatt16 1 year ago
thats gay
nathan2000100 1 year ago
LOL it's even funnier that a rappa named Playa has a song named Cheers 2 U. I gotta listen to it now.
JerFhilm 1 year ago
They believe in me:)
I feel more confident already:)
chookieJS 1 year ago
I can't stop laughing...