RUSSO - Dominic the Guido (Jersey Shore Life)

[KillerfulProducts]

what the fuck America, you let this happen I'm soo fucking pissed off at this failure of a generation

[sslkk1]

Five years ago I used to think Italians were cool because of organized crime and culture but these guys are fucking stupid I bet most don't even speak Italian I feel bad for them

[Bosfootball]

Why is it that only Italians that are in america act like this ???? You never see the italians in Brazil,Argentina,Mexico act this way ......shame

giving italians guys a bad name.

[Odinsravner]

white guys they all lock the same

[TuTuShangada]

So many haters, let me guess one of these guidos took your girl ? Now your pissed and you stay home to jerk off so you have time to make vids like this, it's ok we understand.

[MrBoogieJay]

I'm not italian but chill out man its just a song yeah buddy xD

[LatinaChef1986]

LMFAO! I feel for my other fellow Italian Americans and the good people of New Jersey who don't act like this at all.

[howarethingsindenver]

this song makes me want to drink......

[hulmil]

guidiotas lol.

[SUPERTOUCH777]

hahaha I actually know some of these guys !!! Surf Club Sunday :) Hottest Chicks on earth bitches!!!!

[tage202]

Haha..funny shit

[MrDannii83]

as long as these guidos keep moving and using the coke coming from columbia i dont care what they do on there off time

[mrtundra45]

@MrDannii83 guidos get their herion and coke from turkey

[Blaze20111]

can u believe they used to be mobsters haha

[Borin81]

but...why the ducklips? 

[kayoo6567]

the music kinda sounds like the ku klax klan (KKK) song

[Spacemonkeyffm]

What is the only thing a Guido can be distractet from a Gurl?

A Mirror!^^

[XxxTaliaKillszxxX]

guidos are an orgasm to the eye.

[kingcatx2]

this people actually know how to party why the hate lol???? i know many italian americans and they are mad chill, but us south americans are better :P

[damascusblade]

"The term "guido" is actually a derogatory slur towards Italian Americans ..."

Yeah, well it ain't nearly derogatory enough when I see cockknobs like this populating the planet.

[lavigneeric]

more like the Queer-Do

[SPUD1880]

i beat the shit out of a guido in upstate new york last year. im alabama and he started running his tanned gums at me so i dropped him. haha

[Illnath]

i laughed so hard! weird they all want to look like that... I can't see why.



[mrtacomandude]

im a guideo and i like making fun af guideos my dad doesnt what do tou think he would be more mad at wop or guideo

[johnnyo4191]

im half sicilian and half polish but ppl say i look spanish lmao fuckin wierdos

[joesoap81]

@johnnyo4191 Half Polish Half Italian?Your of no use to humanity,fail.

[johnnyo4191]

@joesoap81 i was some good use to ur mom last night tho she swallowed it ....lmao hater

[goopy224]

my names dominic and im italian!

[samii537]

Fuckin hottt except for the orange ones lol

[tinkodemayo99]

talians are cool man!!! and im mexican

[mrtundra45]

@tinkodemayo99 mexicans are aiight to bro. i live in cali i know a bunch. lol

[chosen1Imcoming]

Guidos come off as super gay

[Stugots666x]

Y r they puckering in every picture and y r they wearing lip gloss. That is just fuckin nasty lookin. I'm Italian and if I walked in my house lookin like that my father would beat the living shot out of me lol.. Which some of these parents should have done to these idiots

[Stugots666x]

@eluminated. Not a fan of guido, but u said is wrong "real italians" like myself r dark skinned it's not only sicilians, and not all sicilians r dark either. Look at vinny from jersey shore. It's southern Italians that r dark not just sicilians. ......

[TheSabeastBlog]

i would really love to know who made this video, and how they got my pic in here? im @ 1:22.....

[ddbddd]

I didnt think they actually existed.

[77musica]

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[Arnaz316]

This is like Muzza's in Australia

[edwindano]

1:06 ok i dnt think any woman would go out wt this type of guys (guidos) n if they do its kuz of jersey shore!!

jst look at them they look gay like girls tryin 2b guys

[europeanbarbiex0]

@edwindano..so every european guy is gay?.. thats how guys in europe dress..they have style and alot of guys here dont know crap about that...im 100% european and im proud to see it

[edwindano]

@europeanbarbiex0 i understand they wanna look good but just look at them!!! their eyebrows lips make up!!!!!

you kall that style???? then ur out of ur mind in my country we kall that gay n i kno that in many more countries is the same!!!!

i bet they fukin wear thongs!!!!

i bet they doo!!

look at them takin pics almost kissing each other wtf is that

only girls do that

thats why theres more gay guys in this fukin earth!!

[Karras97]

@edwindano why the fuk are yu sayin shit about guidos. yu probably dont know any and why would it be from jersey shore cause guidos werent created 2 years ago. watch what yu say before yu say it bro

[gummibears123]

hate this show...

when people find out im sicilian

it's always guido this and fist pump that

this show is offensive and should be taken off the air

if not make a show with derogatory terms about every race

at least make it even -.-' THIS IS BS!

[187ffkev]

@gummibears123 i agree totally im scilian too  the show is a stereotyping italians the only one on that show thats halfway right is vinny.. i just hate partial scripted shows like jersey shore

[wrxwog]

if your australian italian , your called a wog or deago . not a guido go figure

[tib01]

I think that bride on 3:30 is a hottie

[trubiet]

Tool bags!

[AkaLeeBeats]

The worst people on Earth!!!

[Artistelgin]

this is hillarious there are italians and then there are guido's. Where is the class. lol

[switch90]

what the hell man?!! it's like a bad comic book or something! what's with the way they form their lips? do they actualy think this is sexy or cool or something? this is fucking retarded! 

[1zrofan]

ignorance is bliss and they know it

[burakbrian]

bein a guido aint hard take steriods spike ur her up and boom ima guido lmfao

[smackie0522]

the only chicks who think dudes like this are hot are orange fake-baked, duck-face making, hair-extension wearing, fake-purse rocking bitches who wear sunglasses indoors...gross.

[DeCavalcante]

@smackie0522 You'd be amazed of how many regular white girls who aren't trash would go out with them. Most white girls in todays society don't get hit on and they settle for first come first serve.

[smackie0522]

@DeCavalcante lol thats a funny statement. so white girls don't get hit on and settle? well i am a white girl, i get hit on plenty, and i would never EVER "settle" for one of these eyebrow plucking orange colored douchebags.

[RetardsRus18]

@smackie0522 what's wrong with sunglasses indoors? the rest is right

[migthegreek]

Whoa, Chris Tucker got fat.

[poitrenaud]

"Guido" is not derrogatory--like verything, it depends on who and how and why it is being used-

We have to be proud of who we are-

I have people calling me "Frogface" all the time--depends on who, and how and why-

I love the Italians, and they are BIGGER than all that cheap, minority, ghetto "Sensitivity" nonsense--

Italians are tougher thatn all that Merd about "Hurting our image nonsense-"

[cosmicblast]

i turn guido every once in a while just to pick up the dumb airheads that fall for this gig easily. all ya gotta do is: have at least i decent tattoo, hook up ur ride, get ur fake tan out, talk like u gotta sock in ur mouth, wear your shirt 3 sizes too small (ridiculous guido shades optional) believe your gods gift to woman and keep talkin some more like a moron....easy as pie...please be advised....any woman u hook up with in this mode are totally worthless trash so dont get your hopes up.

[Heavyweightking70]

This song rules!!!

[BallerzuniteD83]

lmao awsome video.... these guys r serious douchebags

[omarcitochiquillin]

guido ..........italian with greasy hair and xxxxtra small shirt...

[omfgyahh]

@omarcitochiquillin you mean americans! They are NOT from italy.

[omarcitochiquillin]

thats not why they called guidos...look is the way they dress they think a xtra small shirt will do the job and the greasy hair and they only talk garbage..

[lote1234567891011]

ronnie haz som movez

[musicprotector1231]

what's the problem with the guido style? Muscled guys with spiky hair are awsome. :P

[MrFyrfly]

@musicprotector1231 y3@h w3r3 b3@$t br0

[JennelleBelle]

the thing that gets me about nj nightclubs is that its SO friggin hard to find a hot chick in one but most of the guys are hot (excluding the wanabees with the oragne tans).

too much big noses and gaudy jewelry.

[DollWar]

LOL love it!!!

[lilfech]

gotta say this is the funniest video ever.. good going cris.

[liljuve13]

Italy got there ass fucking killed in the 2010 world cup

[bestcarbonparts]

if they all died... the world a bettr place... these freaks!! not NORMAL italians

[Schwaffler]

the guy on the far left at 3:01 with the black cap and blue band on his wrist is jizz inducing...then the guy in the middle at 3:28 or so is not too sucking bad either. the majority of the guys in this video are just buttass weird lookin'...

[parker2324]

These guys honestly don't look gay to me. Cuz all the gay guys I know can actually dress themselves and button their shirts up to the top instead of forgetting how half way through. And to all girls hanging with these "guys". DON'T DO THIS TO YOURSELVES!!! You will end up those angry 30something year olds married to a jerk-off who can't get a job and insists that if he had scored that touchdown back in highschool that he woulda gone pro. And real men don't take 30mins to do their hair. Fucktards

[giorgetti11]

i am half italian,this is the first time i have ever seen guidos.most of them got spikey hair.

[jcreigmac0]

most guidos can dance , and take care of thenselves; stop being such fucking haters. when you hate you just show how jelous you are. Its like this; if you are just a plain white dude or even a black dude thats all you are. but if a guido ,on top of your game , youre special and the haters can't get past it LOLOL

[liljuve13]

@jcreigmac0 What are you talking about?

[jcreigmac0]

@liljuve13 IN my experience, a good amount of real white chicks like tan/ guido looking guys. also,there are plenty of black chicks who like Italians also.

And just look @ all the hate on here ...somebody is jealous!!

[egyptiansareblack26]

why do italians hate black people when they got black in them anyway

[nanananalalala]

@egyptiansareblack26 i think according to u every person on this earth has got black in them lollll, relax a bit my friend.

[DeCavalcante]

@egyptiansareblack26 Another ignorant black man who thinks the Greeks and Hitler were black...I'm sure. They don't have black blood. The few mixed bloods faded away.

[MrYezreel]

@DeCavalcante I'm southern Italian napotian and we do have black blood from Hannible and the moors Arabic black..so what...

[MrYezreel]

@egyptiansareblack26 I dont hate black people..you watch to much TV bro..

Were black from the wait down

[XtcRaver420]

"When men look like women, and women look like men" Haha to good

[BADLC108]

Hey my name is Lex Cortes, I'm trying to make the world laugh. Check out my channel. Fist pump fist pump fist pump.......sike

[OBAMASTINKSLIKEANAPE]

Looks like a convention of albanian scum with spray tans.

[Tim914]

Just so you know if you are a guy dancing with or in a group of guys, that is in no way not gay.

[suckmypokemon]

ppl hate on gudios cause the arnt big like them an get pussy like them thats all

[moonpie3077]

They are all a bunch of RETARDS. Clearly they have identity issues. Dress like a homo, be a homo. Learn how to dance. Get a real tan. Be in shape, not being able to wipe your ass. As for all the tribul tattoos, I didnt know Italians had tribes. I think that its fuckin awesome that we can be entertained by these DOUCHEBAGS.

[SABBYRINA12345]

Awesome .... Lol.

[raptorarchangel]

If he looks like a gay, talks like a gay, dances in a circle of men like a gay, then he must be a guido and claims not to be a gay.

[Tim914]

Why do these d-bags all have the same haircut? They dont even look italian they look like arabs. Who really wants to look like an arab?

[MACKATTACK1970]

@Tim914 Arabs? Are you on crack or just plain stupid? These people look nothing like Arabs.

[Tim914]

@MACKATTACK1970 Apparently you arent from michigan. The arab/chaldeans try to look like these idiots and vice versa. So if you dont like my opinion or my observation of what is my opinion from seeing it around where I live, I could care less.

[vallornet]

@Tim914 DONT OFFEMD ARABS THEY LOOK BETTER THAN THIS SHIT! THEY LOOK LIKE  MY BURNED PENUS!

[monacode]

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[akeakami2]

too friggin funny.....lol...i grew up with douchebags like this

[Darusdei]

So these are somekinda wannabes? :D

[TAKEMARU666]

i think half of you dont even know what a guido is. for those who dont know its somone who is a real italian. northern italians in italy look more german or nordic those are what you call waps. true sicilians are guidos or parts of lower italy people who have dark hair and tan skin. im half sicilian half german im not really white or really tan inbetween

[RockUntilSexSellsOut]

The term "guido" is actually a derogatory slur towards Italian Americans because Guido was a very popular first name among the many people that were immigrating to the US in the late 19th, early 20th centuries from Italy. The term has absolutely nothing to do with what part of Italy someone is from. In the modern-day vernacular, it is used to describe the lifestyle that is displayed in the video above. Enjoy!

[joeydams]

@RockUntilSexSellsOut not to mention, "guido" in Italian means "I drive."

[NervsofSteel]

@RockUntilSexSellsOut, the actual term guido is a derogatory word towards lower italian people more specifically sicilian people and "guido" is used to describe someone who appears to personify a mafioso member as well upholds the behaviorism such as cockyness, extortion and etc. And that is the bottom line b/c Stone Cold said so. :D

[MrLando4u]

@RockUntilSexSellsOut  TAKEMARU66 got PWNED! haha nice one

[njcroboy1]

furio from the sopranos whould justify a true fucking guido. tough ass italian who wont hesitate to crack a head in two pieces

[turner0531]

@TAKEMARU666 you're an idiot

[spoiledkaarus]

@TAKEMARU666 Real Italians are born and live in Italy lol,

[TAKEMARU666]

@spoiledkaarus good argument but not true. i consider roman and italian the same thing. because its culture. and americas culture was formed from greek and roman beliefs. same as most fo england and southern scottland and almost all of europe and much more. so if you consider yourself Roman. then in a way it means your italian. its all opinion really not fact

[kimrabb]

@TAKEMARU666 My boyfriend Gianluca Guistiniani is from Rome, Italy born and raised and he would never let anyone call him a guido! They are not real Italian men, no I have spent time in Italy and they are not like this at all, this is an American things only. Luca is dark and beautiful, no tan, no big ass muscles, no makeup, no plucking his eyebrows. Just a cool smart Italian man from Rome. Sicily was not always part of Italy, other part of Italy still have a problem with Sicily.

[MrYezreel]

@kimrabb Italy was not always a part of Sicily. Sicily had to capitals Rome and Palermo. Northan part of the boot was taken from Sweeden and changed to Italy and southern Italy and Sicily became Italia in 1865

[eluminated]

@TAKEMARU666 WTF are you talking about? Way to make shit up to pretend there's a cultural significance to being a "guido". Whatever makes you feel better, I guess. And btw the term is "wops" with an 'O' and THAT comes from the word "guappo" which basically means "fake tough-guy douchebag" (and it's still used today in SOUTHERN Italy as part of the regional dialect) And "real Italians" aren't dark, Sicilians are dark only because they're part African (and spray-on tan doesn't count anyway.)

[Inshredible]

@TAKEMARU666 You my friend are a dumb fuck :D

[Vanquish73]

@TAKEMARU666

My friend,I'm italian and I live in italy and you wrote a bunch of fucking craps.

[mrtundra45]

@TAKEMARU666 umm no, WOP = 'With Out Papers' ... term for italian illegal immigrant or undocumented italin in the early 1900s..

i dunno what you herd.....

[minority86]

@TAKEMARU666 You are a fucking idiot kid. I'm italian and sicilian and live on Staten Island. These fucking jersey shore imbeciles are a fucking joke and disgrace to italians kid. Theres a difference between tan skin and ornange skin you fucking idiot. You're obviously a guido just from the dumb fucking comment you posted or you're just talking out your ass, trying to act smart like you know what you're talking about. Now get the fuck out.

[buffoni96]

@minority86 you are soooo right. orange skin, gallons of gel, wtf? real, respectable sicilian guys are where its at.

[thisisisabella]

@minority86 preach

[jckdniels696]

@TAKEMARU666 ROFL

[DarwinsChihuahua]

Well, they seem to get more chicks than I do so I can't really judge. Though, I think I'd rather remain celibate than look like they do.

[damianna777]

If we can't laugh we will cry, so let's laugh!!

[damianna777]

what's the harm? we're all human. live and let live.

have fun!! And dance in a circle if it makes you happy.

[omgsofierce17]

ok the guido songs and shit are getting so old, find something else to do!

[ReaperX3ro]

We'll gladly stop...once they stop being scum. :3

[GovtWantsYourMoney]

At least they try to dance and have fun right? i'm not saying they aren't little faggots because they clearly are, but out here in Cali every one just mean mugs, hates stands there with tattoos and tap out shirts and talks shit. I don't know whats worse?

[vulgarian99]

Man, I love the song, I love the video, and I love The Jersey Shore! Good job on this man!

[Rpbxxi]

Guidos just like to look fresh and have a good time. They ain't bothering anyone. I don't understand why people gotta hate on them. I would say "All-American Prep Kids" are the bad ones. I bet they are the ones hating on Guidos. Shame!

[Crewwstube]

these guys totally have that look where I go out get drunk, cheat on my girlfriend then beat her.

[damianna777]

so you dance in a circle too?

[chefter14]

funny ha ha i feel sorry for them they probaly can not even speak Italian  and this from an italian australian it cracks me up

[fortunato1974]

Hahahahahaha...good shit!

[sergiokhristian]

I love this video...but I don't hate on guidos

[sergiokhristian]

mannnn this is from Domic the donkey...

[littlenelllie]

guidos make me want to pop my eyeballs

[Lloyboy]

lol at 0:40

[grandchancelor]

Wow, hard to believe anybody would even want to know a guido. It's like watching a 12 year old trying to be cool, YOU know he isn't, EVERYONE around knows they are far from it, but the 12 year old has no idea that even the girls laugh behind their backs LMFAO. Thats what it's like to be a guido cock taster lol.

[sergiokhristian]

@grandchancelor well they probably get the double of chicks that you do

[grandchancelor]

@sergio.

Nice try Guido. Infact my girlfriend had a pool party the other day and as i walked through i asked "You want me to send in some Guido's lol ?" This was followed by laughter. and the sentence i liked most was " Who the fuck wants a guido little cock,when they were more make up then we do then a guido is a faggot lmao "

[littlenelllie]

You realize that only the slutty girls want guidos right? Im not american I still dislike guidos race has nothing to do with it.

[DRinWBC]

This shit is too funny but they forgot to include the G35's and the 350Z's. They also forgot about the dude that knows somebody that knows somebody that knows somebody that has a cousin that knows a guy that is a made man.

[Perry4]

lol...so true

[cuteelilj13]

wow im italian nd im fuckin glad i dn't luk like deez fuckin stupit wana B guido azz fagz lmfao nd mayB da reason dey gutz mussclez (how eva u spell it) lolz iz not b/c dey on sterroidz (how eva u spell it) but b/c dey aint skiny azz bxtchez lmfao

[grandchancelor]

You sound like a dumb 16 year old. To be honest lol, i have 6 year old that can spell better than you can. If your going to type a comment and act cool, learn to spell. Spelling, so easy, even kids can do it LMFAO

[TheShadyiPhone]

LOLCAKES

funny thing is that my cousin is like this....argh my inheritance is a fail

[z4rdeth]

Great job guys! Very funny and sadly true.

[ItalianStalian131]

hahaha thats fucking great!

[XHEROIIKZ]

Haha... Need this shit on itunes. hahaa

[bird2374]

lol..

[rodriguezplayer]

meat heads,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[jayplov]

dude if i was italian & looked any thing like these ass-clowns I'D F#*KIN KILL MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!

[yeaotube]

what the fuck is that at 1:15 ????

[rodriguezplayer]

@yeaotube LMFAOOOOO

[mininyy32]

anyyone who hates on guidos is jus jealous and wants to be one...... dnt get me wrong some guidos take it a lil too far but most of them arent bad, ppl just hate on them cause they get mad play, got fresh clothes, ripped

[Turbo06Sedan]

@mininyy32 people hate on guidos because they all look fucking retarded.

They are all..fake. Guidos = Fake. Plain and simple. Enjoy life.

[sergiokhristian]

yeah, most of this guys are just way to fucking haters....fucking Americans

[johnmkrs83]

it think this whole guido think is so funny. i find it even funnier, that people keep mentioning guidos are girls and they cant fight. but all these people is see doing the making fun of are getting knocked out by guidos every weekend in the city, in the gym and even on tv lol. somone tell me what is wrong with this picture. stereo types or race have nothing to do with knowing how to fight lol.

[Demi12345Lovato]

amazing lol i loves it chinga de ching

[collywood27]

LMFAOOOOO this video is dead on balls accurate. i'm so glad that im polish and dont have to deal with wanna be's like these guys.

[LouDaMan982]

You Know what? If I was not Italian, and didnt look as good as i do, I would be Pissed off and Hate like some of you guys are doing...

Now dont get me Wrong here, but some of these guys REALLLY OVER DO IT, but whoever really hates on Italians, JUST WANTS TO BE ITALIAN... Its very easy to figure that out....And if your from New Jersey, well that sucks, bc NEW YORK CITY is where its at.. Jersey just got that name bc of "the sopranos", but before that show, they all lied and said, "Im From NY"

[ccrap15]

Hey doucher...the lead singer was born in Calabria and their bass player is from Sardigna. It's people like YOU that give Italians and Italian Americans the bad name.

[bassdude1228]

@LouDaMan982 youre a douchbag bro, Jersey is much more than just the Sopranos. Youre probably a perfect example of these guidos on this video. youre probably one of the guys people hate

[JoeLoverr]

LOL @ 1:57.....Awesome video.

[MEQBOYS]

when I grow up I want to be a metro jersey guido

[xBeachxxBumx3]

I LOVE THIS! omg so funny!

[DG3744]

This video is great!

[Gvanillavodka]

hahahaha please where can i find these lyrics

[njcroboy1]

in your mothers ass