A Dramatic Interpretation of a Jessi Slaughter video.

[thisisryanblood]

@Bieberparade Dramatic. Interpretation. Of a video recorded by a young girl named Jessi Slaughter. What is it with Bieber fans and not understanding the internet?

[thisisryanblood]

@Bieberparade Sorry, biebers on parade. I didn't mean to say you didn't understand the internet, but if you weren't aware of the source of this then... you don't understand the internet.

[thisisryanblood]

@HrBieberSpiserPik Hey there, I was doing a dramatic interpretation of a video originally recorded by a young girl named Jessi Slaughter. Get your facts straight before you hate.

[northernlight45]

i love this video. really funny parody :]

[JocelynHollywood]

The nonexistant penis part made me laugh :)

This is absolutely hilarious.

[crazycupcakex]

You are a really good actor! :D

[BGSneakyBeaver]

Are you trying to get famous cuzzzz..... its not really working out that well sorry...................MILF

[thisisryanblood]

@BGSneakyBeaver Nope, just doing something that was funny to me. Fame isn't what matters, pal.

[berrybabe1998]

Wow. You Did That Really Good. You Got Like Every Single Word Correct. Lol, Just Like Her. But Your WAAAAY Prettier Than Her. And By The Way, You Have Pretty Eyes. :) Lol, It Was Funny When You Said "Haters..FUCK YOU." Lol That Was Funny. But You Did Really Good. : )

[laurent27021967]

woua! very emotional girl! eat chocolate it's relaxing , kiss :-)

[TheSupersurgical]

This comment was removed by the cyber police

[alexusanimallover97]

@vampiremisa she wuz doing a parody to the original one jesh read title

[VampireMisa]

wow ur 11? cussing lik dat? shit u need watch ur damn mouth ur nt pretty ur annoyin n selfish wow so wat i got percings to everyones nt perfect ><

[thisisryanblood]

@VampireMisa I'm not surprised you couldn't read the title based on your level of spelling. DRAMATIC INTERPRETATION, look it up.

[eatingcatshit]

bad acting. But in a way it sort of looks like your psychotic in a way, so not that bad. lol

[thisisryanblood]

@eatingcatshit I think I will take that as a compliment from someone named eatingcatshit who doesn't know the difference between your/you're. So, thanks!

[awesomesox343]

@thisisryanblood nice comeback

[Tweedybirdcat]

XD so good! i do stuff like that to people all the time (dramatic impressions)

[LadyMeilin]

haha that was funny..i made a parody of her too watch it!

[gretch33]

Bravo! Her rant before the U Dun Goofed video was much easier to watch and listen to when it wasn'a pre-puberty teen speaking.

[faloutgurl76]

Haha that was perfect :D

Except for you're prettier than her and don't have a mullet.

[thisisryanblood]

@faloutgurl76 Thank you! And aren't you so sweet! :)

[Legit10thModder]

ur a dumb bitch shes got enough done to her alredy u one ugly fucking big nosed faggot what are u 10??

[thisisryanblood]

@Legit10thModder If she wants to go out and put herself online and present herself as an adult with her language--hey, I'll treat her like one.

And yes. I am an ugly ten-year-old big-nosed faggot. Clearly.

Please buy a dictionary, pal. I'm sure you'll be amused that the sound "dick" is in that word.

[saltyypeoch]

@Legit10thModder No.. she's 11.... duh.

[luvu211]

haha wow you are a great actress. loved it. wish i could make 6 and a half minute video like that without cracking up lol

[cancunmermaid]

OMG... Hearing this tirade from u was hilarious but from the little girl, it was disturbing. Who thinks like that at 11??? I hope she gets mental help. Her father doesn't help the situation. He needs alot of mental help too.

[thisisryanblood]

@cancunmermaid I have to agree with you there, my friend.

[neatkitten]

LOL that was better than the original :)

[BeachGirl452]

can just ask, WTF are coontails?

this video is amazing!

[thisisryanblood]

@BeachGirl452 Thank you so much!

Coontails are this scene/emo hairstyle where the hair is dyed SOMEHOW to alternate different colors horizontally to look like a raccoon's tail. Usually in colors like blue or red. I don't understand the appeal.

[manicmedia911]

your tumblr and this is fucking amazing

[thisisryanblood]

@manicmedia911 I appreciate that very very much!

[michattack]

THIS IS THE GREATEST VIDEO EVAR

[thisisryanblood]

@michattack YOU ARE THE GREATEST COMMENTER EVAR

[LittleIngenue]

LOL AT 4:28 CANT STOP LAUGHING

[UnholyWarcry]

HERE'S THE HOLE.

[Slyth66]

Wow, you are an amazing actress! I can't believe you memorized all that!

[SWELLSHELL123]

Has the world gone mad. This is an eleven year old child who needs educating and support not a load of abusive messages and video's. The first time i have seen this video i was so disgusted that i have started my own campaign to end this girl's suffering. Please join my group below. I think youtube should be ashamed they should have taken these off as soon as they realised the girls age. FIND MY GROUP ON FACE BOOK, LEAVE JESSI SLAUGHTER ALONE!

[thisisryanblood]

@SWELLSHELL123 This is a comedic piece. My views as a person and views as a comedian/actress are able to be separated. The girl put herself out there. I responded in a fairly neutral fashion. Please deal.

[quackymagoo]

This is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen. (>'-')>

[thisisryanblood]

@quackymagoo I try.

[constancelovely]

ilu

[thisisryanblood]

@constancelovely Here's some love right back, bby.

[IamChrisHansen]

cafepressdotcomslashpaperboyin­c  You have been backtraced, have a seat over there.

[themerryandrews]

This is the most incredible performance I have ever seen. A+ on accuracy, creative interpretation, and being able to truly get into character. Thank you very much, you brilliant young woman, for having an ability to be sarcastic and witty. Still laughing.

[quennax]

1:10 lol. u look like shiiiit!

[thisisryanblood]

@quennax I cherish your opinion.

[quennax]

is this a parody or what!!! :D

[thisisryanblood]

@quennax NO

Yes it is, Jesus Christ.

[quennax]

@thisisryanblood okay seje ;)

du føre dig frem hva' :D

[thisisryanblood]

@quennax Um. Danke? Ikea? :D

[cmxkiller]

acting fail, its going on failblog wait next week youll be as famous as she is for being just as stupid and yet you look 3 times her age sad = (

[thisisryanblood]

@cmxkiller Cool story, grammar fail.

[beastboy2007]

Whoa. With the original video, I couldn't press the back button fast enough just to get away from her stupidity. With your delivery, I'd unquestioningly take your word for it that you're perfect. Awesome job! Creative use of viral videos too!

[STKLOLYTRON]

How old are u bitch ? I know u are too old to do this shit !! and ugly too, and fucktard!! what u need is a dog to fuck u up your ass sweet heart !! because I don't think a human being will want too do u !! hahahahaha stupid fucktard!!

[thisisryanblood]

@STKLOLYTRON How old am I bitch what? Thank you for telling me I am ugly over the internet.

HOW'S UR PARENTS BASEMENT LOL~

[hayleydimmick]

Lol. I Love you. 

[JackJosephh]

hahaha

and this was all one shot, did you memorize all of it

[thisisryanblood]

@JackJosephh What do you mean? These are my inner feelings.

I memorized some of it and the rest was on my screen for quick reference.

[sheilandhearts]

amazing

[kohki7skateboarding]

LMFAO srs 3 bf? sure sure, lies/... how the hell man. no no noway with that face? srs smd

[thisisryanblood]

@kohki7skateboarding YEAH I HAVE THREE BOYFRIENDS AND SIX HUSBANDS HATERS TO THE LEFT

[lolzerlolzer]

see you guys in cyber jail.

[AccordingToWillow]

Haha.

"I just woke up like.. Midnight.

...

*whispered* idk."

[KassandraxNJ]

I couldn't stop laughing at this, girl. :) You should be an actress or something 'cause that was great. :D<333

[thisisryanblood]

@KassandraxNJ Well, thank you! I'm actually going to school for acting, it's good I'm not the only person who thinks I'm good at it. :P

[thisisryanblood]

@SerbianMafiaxXx I'm a kid at heart.

[lenneth3]

@thisisryanblood

lol good one

[sweetjimmyhotpants]

she's 11, so you are being a real fucking bitch making fun of her.

[thisisryanblood]

@sweetjimmyhotpants IM 11 AND U R BEING REEL BITHC MAKNG FUN OF ME

[whyyesimfknawsum5687]

hahhaa brain slushie.

[asdfgasdfasdful]

ahahaa beautiful 4:24-4:47

[IHateJessiSlaughter]

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[thisisryanblood]

@IHateJessiSlaughter WILL THE CONSEQUENCES BE THE SAME?????? OR NO??????

[IHateJessiSlaughter]

@thisisryanblood YOU DUN GOOF'D

[jef5150]

wow...relax!!.....you need to calm down ,

[thisisryanblood]

@jef5150 I just have a ton of anger, bro.

[thisisryanblood]

@VizzyZoo I'M A FREE BITCH BABY

[thisisryanblood]

@poweredbycomedy You were not specific. A sandal was used.

[radiohege]

this is amazing.

[thisisryanblood]

@poweredbycomedy animalheart on tumblr.

Shoe on head for you, /b/elieber.

[powerdbycomedy]

@thisisryanblood i see no shoe on head >:(

[thisisryanblood]

LETTIN ALL OF U NO

I THOT SHE WAS PERFORMING SCENES FROM A PLAY

I AM JUST DOING THOSE SCENES HERE

[mmpp76]

A+!

[Moonlightlove31]

Amazing!!! Hahaha love it.

[MissEbbyGirl]

Props to you, that was really good !

[almightyseancore]

if youtube had an award show, you'd win best actress by far.

[powerdbycomedy]

are you a trap?

[thisisryanblood]

@powerdbycomedy Do you want me to put a shoe on my head?

[powerdbycomedy]

@thisisryanblood SHOE ON HEAD

yes please :D

[kslfearfull]

LMFAO I PEED A LITTL LMFAOLMFAO.

[JimboVids]

Why not go out and get some sun...... it IS summetime, you know...... instead of getting involved with internet drama. Maybe you'll meet a boy if you leave your room. Aren't you a little old to mock an 11-year-old?

[kslfearfull]

@JimboVids

i think she did a good job :D

[WooScore]

@JimboVids Cause THATS not as fun.

[thisisryanblood]

@JimboVids 1) I don't want Melanoma, thanks. Less sun, less wrinkles one day!

2) I enjoy internet drama. Sorry.

3) I don't need a boy to be happy.

I COULD MOCK YOU IF YOU LIKE

[SoulStatement]

@thisisryanblood if you really like internet drama savagely attack one of the more popular youtubers and stop mocking an 11 year old girl

[thisisryanblood]

@SoulStatement They need to give me more content, and I'll gladly perform a dramatic monologue based on their videos :)

Regardless of age, if you put yourself out there, you gon' get it. I'm risking that myself with this video, and the rest of my videos. You could do a dramatic interpretation of anything I do, or tell me my singing is terrible.

The internet is a dangerous place, my friend.

[ADLCLSS]

This is hilarious :D

[hizzlemafizzle]

listen bitch i backtraced ur IPs the cyber police will be AT YOUR DOOR IN TWENTY MINUTES

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAEME

[saltyypeoch]

AMAZING

[SmallTimeNinja333]

get aids LMFAO

[xXmissxmuzikXx]

Haha i love it XD

[baxbaum]

this is serious love

[randi75]

LOVE IT>Fucking. LOVE. IT.

[adamrinkleff]

excellent monologue!

[MrRa1ndrop]

Pwaha 

[ohcharlottex]

HAI, I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE YOUR TUMBLR. DERP DERP DERP.

Love banknote xoxoxoxoxo