CHANGING THE MOWER BLADES WITH JESUS!!!!!

[NickTamotor]

I laughed so hard a Jesus bible fell out of my bumhole....Do you want it?

[calmreason]

Fuck me! That's Fucking Funny! I laughed so hard, I work the missus up! She thinks I'm having a wank!

[DAI3792]

hahaha thats how a real christian treats his/her bible!

[dannyharrison09]

LMAO...that was gold....

[InnocentZ07]

fucking awesome!! I laughed so hard!!! Hilarious shyt right there!!! hahaha..

[OldSchoolSkill]

Yea verily! The Lord shall smite thee for this blaspheme! (that is... when he gets back from his vacation several billion years from now)

[whereismygracejesus]

He's got Australian customer service down pat! lol

[EddieTheFishReturns]

Outrageously good fun.

[ryanireland187]

how many bibles have u stolen from hotels to make all ur videos?xD

[ChinnuWoW]

HAHAHAHAHA LOLOL I LAUGHED SO HARD!!!!!!!

[Fissioninferno]

I love you.

[korzen321]

I laugh a lot :D Thank you :P

[DucatiS2R1000S]

lol thats how i negotiate

[samarasinghenalin]

God punished you by making you to clean your garage

[colossus3200]

......AWESOME...best youtuber yet!

[lgalicki]

Awesome! Just as good as the changing the oil with Jesus video!

[Liddy567]

Get some balls and do that to a koran.

[GoTrollHarder]

I saw some preacher on the street the other day, I told him to piss off back to Canada where all the Eskimo's are!

[tunnyboy80]

One word......RUTHLESS! ;-)

[OK2BCK]

pure awesomeness right there

[shadowtitus]

TOO FUNNY ! simply awesome! lol i wanna mow a bible now

[Arbiter11723]

UR GOIN 2 HELL!!!! halaljdslfjasdjfjsdaf

[balkenkreuz66]

Ur very funny, but ur probably half a fag. Thats why u hate christianity so much.

[LikeiHad]

IT LIVES!!!!!!! IT LIVESSSSSSSSSSSS!

[algeorx8]

LMAO

[aNdYmAtTeR]

Greg! You're a horrible human being ... but so am I, and I enjoy every minute of it!

This was entertainment!

[MRbombonel]

hahhahhaha that was hilarious LMAO! By the way Jesus did exist but not like they say in the bible. He was a spirit, an ascended master that incarnated voluntarily on the earth to tell us about the global conspiracy. He's not better or worse than us, he's just like us, a spirit. Buddha exist also, he did the same thing as jesus, so did krishna. These guys are all real and the truth is we are gods, we are spirits in essence and we create reality with our thoughts. religion is BS by the w

[saknama]

@MRbombonel I like your theory! Are there any powers that we can tap into?? I want powers damnit!!

[MRbombonel]

@saknama Of course we have powers friend, but our DNA has been manipulated by the reptilians so that it has only the things that it needs to survive and not anything else that would help us find out about their secret agenda. If you want powers RIGHT NOW, there is a way, you can try astral projecting. This means going out of your physical body with the spirit. You are the spirit and while out of body we are free, we can fly, be instantly anywhere, even talk to deceased people :) you can try it

[EndlessGrind78]

Great video Greg!!!!!!!LMFAO

[RobandBinda]

pure gold!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO

[despair2ko]

Your videos are genius. I love it when you randomly start blurting out swear words.

I'm not being sarcastic, I'm an atheist as well.

[122livy]

I am your new #1 fan. You rock my sox! Your fucking amazing.

[rogionline]

I have subscribed, are you sure I'll be saved?

[DiverforPort]

@CaptainJohnBates LOL had to laugh at your profile, you are going to marry a bunch of women, are you Mormon?!!!!

[DiverforPort]

@CaptainJohnBates You building something like the death star?

[Templehatchet]

I have 2 NWT translations I would like to donate to the cause.

[ubersteigen]

HAHAHAA HILARIOUS! I love it!

[deconv3rt3d]

you need some holy tape to fix that book. The the testicle of one dead dingo...oh wait that's too far....

[BrightStaroftheDawn]

Ooooooooops!

[DiverforPort]

Our lawn mower blades should have been changed a few years ago,

[Zentz29]

PRAISE JEBUS!!

[ThinkingBetter]

Gosh I've not laughed so much for a long time. This guy is hillarious.

Great people can have some common sense humour about the idiocy of Christianity.

[raulmelancholy]

I have watched this video so many times. Hysterical. Love it.

[oravavaara]

Lol.

[arisechicken82]

if your hand causes you to sin, then chop it off, lest your whole body be thrown in the fire, so go ahead... put your hands under the mower.

[DiverforPort]

@arisechicken82 Trouble is though his watch would fall off.

[Dazzwidd]

@arisechicken82 Ha ha Ha! Now I have gotta pay you on that one!

[RedFishBlooFish]

I wonder how many bibles he's bought so far

[dougaholic]

@RedFishBlooFish a box a week at his rate hahaha :P

[ryanireland187]

@RedFishBlooFish u can get a fucking bible for free from hotels, churchs,  internet, shit i was given a bible for free while going to school. u and ur stupid 10 thumbers can shove the thumbs up ur butt.

[1BustedMyth]

JESUS CHRIST!, look what you did to the word of God!

Straight to hell for you AGAIN LMFAO

You have deeply offended me!, I'm leaving, until you come up with another genuinely usefull job for the Bible

God bless

[CuriousGeorgeize]

0.50min xD

[PhuckShakeMun]

fuck you dophin! fuck you wharrree! fuck yo bibrree!

[Roobitz]

You chopped up a bible with the lawnmower!?!

That's like an instant 5-stars!

[positiveatheism101]

what a well done video!

[RaebNitsirt]

OH NO!!!

Did you lose your $2 coin?

[6DethRattle66]

i like the way u treat that bible hahahaha

[Orremann]

You're not a christian. 1GOD1JESUS = Atheist

[sally449]

really i didnt know that.......

[kff]

O RLY?!

[M0US3P0T4TO]

Well no shit Sherlock!

[shrikechan]

WOW! How did you figure that out!? You must be a genius!!

[Jimb0can]

lol!!!

[mikollokim]

What is a wanker? I am sorry but it is just not a word used in America. How ever I do love the sound of it, Wanker! It is beautiful!!

[hopokuk]

someone who mastubates

[mikollokim]

Damn! Then I must be the biggest wanker of them all! Lol!

[GuppyPal]

I'm American and have both heard and used the term "wanker" and its derivatives.

[mikollokim]

I live in Michigan and I have never heard it used that I can recall.

[DiverforPort]

If you watch Guy Ritchie movies you will hear it used all the time.

[DiverforPort]

Bollocks is another word you might like to start using.

[mikollokim]

I think that sounds like a good one to use, could you give me a proper sentence to use it in?

[DiverforPort]

Well it aint a word I have used in years, but lets say you drop and break something, you could then say "OH bollocks", BUT remember you should know what the word means, though it is no worse than wanker.

[RZU427]

Hardcore

[mathusler1]

lmao mate you should get paid to do this

[GuppyPal]

Seriously, this stuff is better than anything on TV. I get free cable, but with videos like this who needs it?

[DiverforPort]

I agree with you 100%!

[brentwill77]

This was great, I got pissed off a minute or two ago watching some vid of a guy going on for 10 min on how if you "walk the walk" then you can judge others. But if you don't "walk the walk" aka not a christian then you can't complain about a a christians behavior even if they are an adulter or criminal, that was a minister and that is really what he said.

[YoureWrongImRight]

ROFL !!

I love how god kind of sounded like R2D2.

Funny video you future hell dweller.

[Boxcutter7]

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

[johnjhuff]

YAY !!!

[000theaug000]

You are too damn funny....you heathen hahahaha.........

Love your vids!!!!!!!!

[h0mer37]

WELL DONE DUDE !

[ALEXHOPPE75]

lol i cant stop seeing this, great song btw.

[1GOD1JESUS]

thanks dude :)

[6skateitup9]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[MrDustandechoes]

LOL

[unsighted602]

lol im not english, but i see that he is now, cuz when he says fuckin, he pronounces "fackin"

[TrueBlueAustralian]

how many bibles have you gone thru now..?

[1GOD1JESUS]

im still on my first all thanks to Jesus saving himself

[TrueBlueAustralian]

Well your one down now.. :P

[kainaussie]

LMFAO

[unsighted602]

quick question: are you english, or australian? its kinda hard to tell.

[GuppyPal]

Does he look like a tea-drinking ninny to you? He's Australian, mate.

I'm just messing you English dudes.

[benstolen59]

You crazy bastard, you're the best. 5*s

[kerry5101971]

Aren't power lawnmowers spurned by the Christian community as starting it by pull cord & masturbation being much too similar? I'll pray for you...

[mtsac1]

love it.

[Omhra]

Yes....!

[MYKELLJAKSUN]

the lawnmower is the tool of the devil. You could sell the shreds to Victorians as toilet paper. Victorians still do not have modern manufactured toiler paper like the rest of us.

[heavensarmory]

holy crap, I just found this channel!

why did I ever watch TV?

[warlocktheripper]

rofl, take that bible

[vmmc64]

Oh lordie...You narcissistic prick....You're still on here doing this....lol....Love it xxx

[PuppiesAndPussies]

lol omg your the funniest guy on youtube :)

[bogleby]

The bible was talking like R2D2 at 0:46. Fucking wanker robot.

[lotanddaughters]

LOL! I always knew there were SHREDS of evidence that the Bible is the Word of God!

[EssedariusMaiestas]

1GOD1JESUS,

Now that your Christian Bible is ruined, may i suggest that you replace that with the Holy Qur'an?

With the Qur'an you can:

1. marry more than one woman

2. marry 9 year old girls (or younger)

3. behead anyone who dishonors Allah

4. beat your noncooperative wives

5. gloat about your superiority (simply by being muslim) over all nonmuslims.

-.-

[Cyrathil]

Number 5 and number 3 are technically in the Bible. Number 5 might be arguably not in it, but a lot of Christians seem to decide that it's acceptable to do number 5. Actually that is also applicable to number 4, except for the plural of wife. Who would have figured two books from roughly the same area in two cultures which refuse to change are mostly exactly the same.

[alihon89]

i agree... destroy misogynist texts!

[devastator06]

haha. that was funny. nice idea about the lawn mowing the bible

[bennyboytalk]

you have to be the funniest bloke on you tube

[Tarhini]

mate, your a fucking champ!

[jasason10]

LMAOPMPROTF!!!!!

[CinderFNRella]

LMAO... Im sure you had fun cleaning that up after.... *thats what she said?* =D

[GuppyPal]

0:47 haha, it's like R2D2 and 3PO.

I'm thinking Jesus may need to freshen up after this one. :D

[YokoOnosAsbestosBand]

I thought bolts tightened the other way 'round in the southern hemeisphere. Are you sure you're Australian???

I hope for your sake that wasn't an infallible King James Bible you shredded. Sinner!

[1GOD1JESUS]

lol, yes it was the King James, its pretty tough, l still have half of it

[ADF203]

That's one way of spreading the word of god :)

[talentlessclown]

FUCKING AWESOME

[grenangle]

Maybe its a sign. Time for a new edit job on Gods words.

Yes that's it. You have been chosen I'd reckon for sure mate. Bang it back together and your the word.

[Nightw0lf414]

Dude...O.o this made my night thanks

[Pattydole70]

You are soo funny!

Keep up the good work.

[GnosticAtheist]

Note that he made the music himself.

Fuckin genious. ;)

[KiaOra53]

Hope your dear and intimate friend Jesus helped you clean up the bloody mess.

[Flotgus]

Brilliant as usual Father Greg

Flot

[garrettducat]

If only I could give 6 stars... absolutely hilarious!

[RaebNitsirt]

I'm one of your crazy religious fans, and as offended as I should be by seeing the Bible be destroyed...

I really can't stop laughing.

PS: Really kick ass music. Do you plan on making a CD anytime soon?

[1GOD1JESUS]

l have half of one

[dannyboy11490]

hahaha dude I bet you regret doing that shit, it must have sucked cleaning that shit up.

[motleycruenoob]

YAY, father Greg xD

[1tofallen]

don't feel too bad all you did was spread the word of the lord across you garage.

[GnosticAtheist]

hahahahhaha!

[ph4rcyd3r]

omg haha it's funny every time i watch it.

[edmanrapperu]

One holy book down, ~70billion to go

[denisasitis]

great! keep it coming

[BadBoyFLSTC]

LOL, fuckin' wankers.

[my9thtime]

Fucking brilliant!

[junkienet]

Ooo... Jesus gave you music and sound effects ... Thank you Jesus

[justinandpaula4ever]

funny as shit man

[UraniumMan]

LOL I think you should burn the evidence.. Better yet, gather it all up in a box, and ask a priest to bless it for you.. I wonder how many "hail mary's" that would cost you.. lol

[DiverforPort]

I think you should have "If you are easily offended, FUCK OFF" at the beginning of all your video's.

[1GOD1JESUS]

maybe l will

[JediNun]

Love your home mad paper shredder

[hippiesal]

ive had similar effects wilst at a shooting range... god bless 10 guage shotguns!

[blaziermissy]

Or is that the light of the son/sun in your eyes? .

[blaziermissy]

LOL!

You are a holy saint....1:47-1:57 the light of god in your beautiful eyes:P

[1GOD1JESUS]

ooh yeah, thats kind of cool, i must be blessed! :D

[TimCubUAkbar]

Jesus Christ! What a mess! Changing mower blades should be left to atheists. Or at least to Buddhists, who know that everything really is impermanent.

[snuffles001]

me want more yelling me want more yelling lol

[ridthedelusional]

hahaa

[Stralya2000]

Now soak all the shredded paper in water, add some Selly's Aquadere and fashion the resulting goo into a tasteful Jesus sculpture to hang from your rear view mirror.

[gtaivpcvids]

more fun than using it as tp

[lightmobile]

Haha I love you man

[jasontkennedy]

very quality stuff

[Jtking3000]

man that was cool!

[mpd222]

niceeeeeeee

[blues260]

yeah ! maybe next time try to chance the blades with a quran too :)

[jwdicks]

Funny.

[Dan474834]

1:47.

EPic!

[SkullVodka]

This one was my favorite. Yes!!!!!!!!!!!

[CFFDan]

U WIN 1 GAWD 1 JEBUS... U WIN ALOWT

[Yamakoto120]

Imao 0:51

[ALEXHOPPE75]

LOL GREAT!!!!!!

[darkmarkrammstein]

top notch my dear fellow

[InimeneEestist]

This was great!

[whoremuch6]

best man

[cha0sLovesFB]

NICE!

[flips300021]

Fucking awesome lmao :)

[sherbetgirl]

It couldn't have happened to a nicer book..:P

[Harvey2face123]

Haha, any excuse to rip a Bible to shreds is a good one.

[AJBonkoski]

HAHA Thats awesome!

[pb75355]

wonderful vid sir =)

[androgenousandy]

Man that must have taken awhile to clean up. Nice job Greg!

Also, I enjoyed your original music!

[SPWhipp]

Hehe.... nice!

[TwistedTim01]

LOL! i love you man!

[piratedebo]

lol!!!

[smashbeans]

lmao,bravo!!

[DiverforPort]

LOL, reminds me we need new lawn mower blades. Sorry you chewed up your Bible.

[ryanomaly84]

lol this made my lousy day. i think this is my favorite of yours, although the one in the park with the herb was up there too. rock on!

[thatdontimpressmemuc]

dinner with jesus? so THIS was the last supper not as we had been mislead to believe hahahaha always hilarious m8 :)

[armzsali]

1:05, HAHAHA!!, so classic.

[gonyea12]

Awesome, the first Bible destruction video that is actually classy!

[ph4rcyd3r]

OMG rofl nICE!

[Melexion]

You just know that when a video starts out with "If you're easily offended, then FUCK OFF!!!" It's going to be good. I laughed pretty hard with the bible mechanic's manual (or at least that's how I initially perceived it). Yes, it really does have all the answers. XD