st8sis (VG Parody) - Wii Gameplay (crysis machinima)

[PockyWord]

crysis on wi whuld be legostarwars

[hanrinch]

if crysis ever ported on wii, it would be 2d exclusive!

[Wolfdie]

Bullshit!

This is too violent for Wii

[XpaXorZ]

Crysis doesn't have settings that go low enough for the Wii. Who in their right mind would play Crysis at 480p resolution anyways?

[hanrinch]

this game graphic really making me cry :(

[neodockey]

lol i like how he sneek runs from getting shot at :P 2:22

[capatais777]

my geforce 9600 GT not support on very high ..

and 9800 supoort + get a very low fps

[calantlor]

@capatais777 dude im running crysis with a compaq pressarios standar 400 entire kit so it's strange man try lower setings on effect and texture it should help big time

[tads110]

wii would lag if there were just 2 polygons

[thapizzakillr]

Lol I run it on very high nd I only have a nvidia 210 but if the wii catches up with graphics, then it will be a badass console, motion controls are great, now it needs graphics

[capatais777]

crysis best graphcs geforce 9800+ suport the crysis on very high ^^ bye...

[acap901]

EV Nova Song Opening Ahahaha xD!

[kloakenskansen]

set it to ultra LOW and it might fit the system

[Se7entijz]

looooooooooooool

[KRUOFINRUOFM]

that was pretty epic

[termanedieter11]

Crysis and.

Wii don't belong in the same sentence.

[sickdeathshappen]

fake

[cowswithgunz123]

look at those awful graphics and choppy videos. Wii=fail

[Cptraktorn]

hmmm.... okaaaaay

[Sasudela]

I think that everything before the ending was just plain dumb.

Everything was so slow, the music was annoying, and the thing looked so pointless. The sequence sucked.

[Humorkanalen]

@Sasudela I think that everything before the ending was just plain dumb.

you mean that the best part was when it was over, right?

[StolzR]

This is the Wii Graphic in 1000 Years :D

[mk0frosty]

LOL @ end of the video hahahahhaa

[cyberzaikoo]

this is far to detailed to b on wii xP

[XFackTahSchoolNurseX]

look at the end

[rubenmorales19]

No it's not, in most Wii games you cannot see it's true potential.

[kashmunky1]

YAY OCTOPUS OWNAGE

[marco12501]

OMG the gameplay looks exactly like Madworld, The Conduit, No More Heroes: Desperate Struggle, Red Steel 2

Right?

[Hochspeyer8993]

If crysis even was on the wii, it would need to have very low graphic detail.

[XFackTahSchoolNurseX]

yeh duh look @ the end of vid

[daniel304kingkong]

@Hochspeyer8993

Lower than very low..

[arty000123]

@Hochspeyer8993 one pixel

[kelvinoalbino]

So epic sequence but gameplay LOLZ xP

[kaspericas]

lol

[bencze1]

lol.... yeah pretty much like that, but the gameplay is awesome at least :p

[stewemaster3212]

Почему бы и нет? полюбому в Wii2 буду мощное железо: в нинтендо не дураки сидят. На одних марио и зельдах пирога не испечешь...а вот портирование пк проетов огло бы помочь ей)))

[HotSweatyPalms]

omg holy fuck lmao. I pointed and laughed at my wii after the ending, I soon thereafter apologized, I simply mock it to feel more manly when in reality it gets more play than my ps3 and 360 combined. This video hurt me, very deeply. But I love the pain. Keep it up.

[st8sis]

Thanks. Your comment was as epic as I tried to make the battle:-)

[Sonix428]

Crysis? Auf Wii? HA viel Glück nintendo! Netter Film, Das Ende ist wahr! : P For Those who did not understand what is said, it was:

Crysis? On Wii? HA good luck nintendo! Nice film, The ending is true :P

[Chilesk8ter]

ummm that is not really true? the wii is way more powerful than that...

[dogensu]

if that would be in my computer i mean the map and the AI's my computer would lag and blow up!

[nickwantsmorepancake]

wow this guy must have an amazing computor

[DEATHSTAIKER]

NICE LOL

[protocaldroid117]

i lol'd at the end

[mk0frosty]

LOLOLLOOLOLOLOLOL TRUE!!!!

[darkshiv255]

if only the wii cud do that :D it wouldnt even pre render it

[RebirthWoWGuild]

WoW is on pc so im a pc gamer, other than that its just for porn

[matto95]

wow is gay

[Bigfeet1317]

i dont have change.

[MapleSephiroth]

LOL nice.

[mnames456]

wtf, stasis is a real geme?

[HardCor3KiLLa4USA]

how dos PC have better graphics when u have to keep it in shape most of the time and consoles cant go slow my computer would probly EXPLODE if i tryed playing st8sis or any other craz graphiced game

[andyschannel17]

Way faster CPU's and GPU's are available for the PC.

[BungieBias]

Dude, try out a good PC game you'll see heaven!

[andyschannel17]

I AM a PC gamer. lol

[koolgool]

lol, awesome. xD

[BungieBias]

You pricks are so god-damn annoying!

[ANDREW007CZ]

Funny :D

[PeterTechGuy]

lol wii fuck!

[lm108]

I would definitely say jump lol

[BlackStitch93]

JUMP U FUCKING BIATCH!!!!!!!!! >:3

[sciencewiz600]

LMAO BSWFM BTAGV!

[anton2maa]

rofl

[NoobBob21]

wtf

[Chick6517]

Talk about unique! haha I have a friend who does these kinds of videos! that's cool to see someone else do it. but make more! haha

[goldgun44070]

lmao

[UndeadHavoc1]

lmao, that was priceless

[manicdemise]

when i saw the st8sis trailer it looekd shit but every video ahs been RoFLcopters

[st8sis]

Thank you. I enjoy your country's television.

Especially Skins

[wojt92]

lol, I very like st8sis videos, some of st8sis videos are so under-rated.

[sengoku17]

GETA SOCIAL LIFE EMO

[yaladay]

So is the whole "crysis on the wii" thing a big joke?

[MrKit3n]

look at how fast the car was going at 1:47 , but how that hell did it pull off that jump!!!!! :O

[st8sis]

A gravity volume at the top of the ramp with a big negative impulse....

It took many launches to get the position right, and it still changed every take:-P

[Kagurath]

Are you the real thing?

[st8sis]

Whoa. Don't get all existential on me.

I think so? I make the vids, if that's what you mean:-)

[Kagurath]

Are you.. The chosen one?!

That's what I'm talking about. I love your videos, no matter what anyone says or the ratings.

[st8sis]

Haha. Thanks. These vids are just the animated index for the series that should come out later this year, so I try to take the halo lovers in stride.

After all, I started with Halo 3 too. Then I realized that bobble-heads are lame.

[Kagurath]

I agree! I don't understand how people didn't understand these videos at first. But yeah, your movies are ridiculous! I loved this one.

[CoolKidX85]

Look at those wii graphics :O!

[iatebobby]

funny

[sk8fresh22]

Nice wii graphics lol the xbox graphics is at the last part

[b4rr0ws]

pc games are always better then consoles console games are usually turned down to mid settings.

[Th3Raz3r]

yes youre right

[mattcolt]

yeah to bad all the pc games are shit

[b4rr0ws]

most pc games are also console games with enhanced graphics unless ure a halo fag you would know what i mean so no most pc games dont suck they are the same thing and there are more games on pc.

[ivanyoulube]

prince of persia was on the PC...the whole series was on the pc.....FAIL

shut ur console ass up and what are you doing viewing crysis footage?? jealous arn't you? envy it,Envy IT!! lololol im just messing with you lolol fag lolollol

[mattcolt]

no i have crysis. PS3 is better.

[makka432]

I feel bad for you. You've obviously missed out on alot of great games that released exclusively on pc.

[mattcolt]

I have them and there shit. except for thief.

[makka432]

You have every single PC exclusive? Do you realize how many their are, pc exclusives have being releasing since the late 80's.

[ThaGlenniator]

Yup I think you're jealous.

Im feeling sorry for u for having a shitty pc.

[mattcolt]

I garuntie you my pc is better than yours. i would bet my house on it.

[Gilgamoosh]

The first Prince of Persia was on PC, dumbass.

[mattcolt]

no it wasnt, dumbass

[Gilgamoosh]

Look it up idiot. The Prince of Persia: Sands of Time and Prince of Persia(1989)

[mattcolt]

Im a sponsor of ubisoft there is a list of every pop game ever to exist on pop offical website its no on pc apart from the emulator version

[ivanyoulube]

as wipe i have the price of persia games installed how is it not real? i bought it just like everyother game it came in its normal box its REAL fuck what a fucking noob

[mattcolt]

i have every pop game. no it didnt. make a video and prove it

[makka432]

Holy shit you're stupid, go on google and check it yourself. Fucking retard.

[ivanyoulube]

well you have to be the worst fucking ubisoft sponser cuz im looking at the fucking box right now...go fucking google it or look for it on gamestop or something and look were you can buy it and it will be there stop trying to act like you dont fail and your right because you are soooo fucking wrong....noob

[BigCowz]

2:38 = wii gameplay

[Mobstarownage]

the first is on pc second part of vid is wii..

nice:)

[hotfuzz353]

It's so sad but true.

[Mickien14]

Øhm... Normally PC versions looks like shit compared with any type of console...

[JimmyCougar]

Actually, PC games tend to look much better than the console ones.

Think of 1998s Metal Gear Solid and Resident Evil 2 for PS1 Vs Half-Life and Grim Fandango for PC.

[hellboy80004]

That's just because PC fucking rocks... SUPERIOR GAMING PLATFORM

[larryinc64]

to bad windows computers itself suck but stillo has good games

like the 360, a faulty hunk of plastic with good software

[Bollehamsteren]

That's good thinking.

[TuzoidCT]

lolz larryin your so smart...

[Mickien14]

... of course PC rocks... but still i think any other console versions looks better... or if you buy an 40" LCD, HD screen the PC looks better... it also depends on your PC's performance...

[seanyfarrell]

tend........................

[hellboy80004]

You're actually really really stupid...

[Junkfoodjoe]

I lol'd

[MattTheSpratt]

What do you know? It doesn't look like complete arse. :D

[kazo999999]

it basiclly looks like some1 stole the idea of gears of war and turned it into a wii version

[st8sis]

I have read a lot of comments, both good and bad.

This one has me stumped.

[999phoenix]

fail

[aawsome69]

WII FAIL

[tomsabin]

uhm.. ok..

[LeCadaverique]

Well, it's one hell of a good looking Wii game. ;p

[123timse123]

FAIL!

[zerox144]

i lol'd

[Wojtoniszak1]

you are nigga shit shit shit niggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

[armagedon6]

3 minutes of boring and 1 sec of funny = FAIL! -Jimmymytube

i concur

[GamerXq]

that it.....?

[atvking]

Did anyone else find this video to be painful to watch on the eyes?

[bobbytim01]

yeah me as well

[luey31]

The boat loooks VERY VERY SHINY!!!

[DarkDragonVKQ]

Wow, if that was a real game you would probably be the worst game developer for the Wii. Everyone else seems to have figured out FPS = pointing not waggle.

[TastyRazor]

i really don't get what's funny about it......

well the jeep jump made me lol atiny bit, but what's it a parody of that makes it so funny?

oh wait, i just saw the ending, that's it?

it builds up to poke fun at the wii?

meh, it's okay

[Jimmymytube]

3 minutes of boring and 1 sec of funny = FAIL!

[nosx858]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooo

[jordan9331]

LOL very nice game :)

[StefanH1234]

hahah soo true, even though it would never get to the wii if it did thats what it would be like, a waggle of the wiimote to play. Top notch

[kuraza123]

It means the WII has crap graphics and sucks.

[Kullen64]

OK, graphics dont matter, its graphics are fine. Its all about gameplay and the wii has a lot of it.

[zerocloud41]

lol crysis is all about graphics lmao

[BLad30Fg0d]

*waggle* *swing* *waggle*

*Guy jumps up and down*

[EulogyfortheAngels]

I miss my Wii though... :(

[Rangebro99]

lol

[Zla94]

hahahahahhahha loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[LAHrebirth]

i think i just got dumber watchin this

[jellyfly999]

that contredicts the last comment so bad

[st8sis]

Haha.  TOTALLY.

[axelowns1337]

funny as hell pretty damn clever too

[mrniceguy9]

LAWL

[sgtheadhole]

lol

[TopaZProductions]

ahaha

[br0wn0ise]

does that mean the wii is crap

[henkdeveroveraar]

yes... yes it does