The Greatest Story Ever Told

[molly1002]

Best story ever! XD

[Reqrezentin]

That really is the greatest story ever!

[mikescott77]

i love dave koller

[TheKrds]

What's amazing is that Dave talked that long without deciding the whole thing was a waste of time and just falling asleep.

[PraxxTheMovieman]

who knows the name of that tune that cenk uses? the celebration tune ? Whats the name of the tune

[tomitstube]

what's funny is 'stars and stripes' is on tap, and cenk goes to it.

[sureup]

that was the greatest ever!

[levimon]

lol

[owl975]

he asked. ha

[champ3660]

LMAO, you guys must've been really bored to find that funny.

[suchAnoob]

it was funny 'cause dave rarely shares stories on air and now that he has one to tell, you might think it has to be a really good story, but the story turns out to be a dud..it's such a plain story that it's funny to consider it as the greatest story ever told lol

[champ3660]

that is true, you know when he does talk he always keeps it short now that i think of it. yeah it is funny lol.

[Reqrezentin]

LMAO, best story..

[unabomberman]

I wish that happened to me...

Ben: Are you the Kardashian sisters?

Non-Kardashian Sisters: No.

Ben: Well...thank you.

THE END.

There is such a thing as luck in this world.

[Lobos222]

That must have made there day, I think. :)

[iluvsystemofadown]

lmfao XD

[slothtopsy]

that's what I thought!

[eyesack9]

HAHAHA

[darkValkerie9]

the greatest FUCKING story ever told. and i thought it was going to be something stupid and time wasting

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

LOL you can tell Cenk and Ana were high

[come1here1you]

Lol, I was just about to say...What are you guys smoking in there...

[Leadman1989]

: P something newly legal in california

[DblOSmith]

lol, I love Dave!

[chefawkes]

the greatest story ever told is still cenk's "Boardwalk Blower".

[usernamehere84]

haha

[monkeybudge]

cenk is a weirdo to do that and even weirder to tell everyone about it

[chefawkes]

not a weirdo to do that. I GUARANTEE you 80% off single men would accept a blowjob from an attractive stranger given the chance. your either a woman, gay, or both.

[AudioGraphics]

put me in you 80%

[MulcheArcade]

I'd bet it's closer to 90%

[chefawkes]

i know, but the fool would never accept that.

[monkeybudge]

wait now . ill gladly take a BJ from an attractive stranger , but weather i would do that with her husband their and at least one other man watching on a public board walk is debatable . 80% my ass

[chefawkes]

what the fuck is wrong with the man standing there IF HE'S THE ONE THAT OFFERED IN THE FIRST PLACE. Like the dude said before me, it's actually closer to 90%, but im just humoring you.

[monkeybudge]

My original comment was just that it was weird . Maybe saying cenk was a weirdo was a little harsh but you have to admit it was a weird situation

[chefawkes]

Most definitely a weird situation, but when a majority of men would act likewise it wasn't a weird thing for cenk to do. only weird to tell everyone about it. and ya tdarnell rules.

[monkeybudge]

oh and by the way . i found tdarnell threw your favourits . So for that i thank you

[threedotsdead]

Boardwalk blower? Someone fill me in here...

[Mams31383]

Gotta know dave to appreciate the humor.

hahaha

[SoyJames]

Dave cracks me up

[sheeeesh1]

Lol that was pretty funny.. not obvious funny but funny

[bcourter82]

They are hiding a bong behind the desk.

[SunSin1000]

are thy on pot.? it wae not that funny.

[leftstanding]

w t f

[chrisgalizia]

Damit cenk why would you waste my time with these bs stories I going over to the fox channel where I can get real news about obamas birth certificate and socialism..

Bahhhh

Humbugg

[Oli3TB76]

Funny stuff

[Leadman1989]

first of all congrats for having balls the size of montana to even approach two women that resemble the kardashian sisters

a lot of lesser men would have been wondering for the rest of their lives

[assas1n101]

well said

[Lorenzo312]

Aww, I'm sorry. Do girls with big butts and oversized designer sunglasses intimidate you?

Yea I'm a dick for that.

[Leadman1989]

oh you couldn't be more wrong thick sexy women are my bread and butter

stick sick bitches with attitudes make me sick

and bbw chicks just aren't my style

what did you take away from my comment??

[Chimera1591]

I thought thicke women were BBW.

[Leadman1989]

thicke = curves and shape NOT FAT

BBW = 11 tons of jello shapeless < not my thing

[ladigaga1989]

thicke = not a word

[ViolentRiC]

Have you never heard of a typo?

[kuunami]

yup, thick and BBW are two different things. Thick is a girl with nice curves. Very womanly and attractive. BBW is just a nice way of saying fat.

[Chimera1591]

??? What celebrity would be considered thick and what would be fat?

[kuunami]

thick I'd say

America Ferrera(Borderline and at times she crosses the line), Kimberly Locke,

Anna Nicole Smith(in her prime),Toccara and

Buffy the Body.

Fat would be

Monique the comedian, Queen Latifah, Rosanne, Rosie O'Donnell

Curvy

Beyonce, Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Lopez, Rosario Dawson,

Basically America Ferrera is right on the borderline because she's like one big mac away from crossing the line. Any bigger than her is fat to me and her size or slightly slimmer than her is thick.

[Chimera1591]

Thick looks like nearly fat.

[kuunami]

Exactly. Thick is right on the edge to where she is plump but still attractive and proportioned.

[FyreDeity]

It's like... you got that out of a fuckin' textbook, xD

[kuunami]

it's like a science baby. I'm a bootyologist. LOL.

[ParadeOf91]

A guy called me "thick" once and meant it as a compliment...and I got horribly offended.

[Chimera1591]

I can just guess that you are a Caucasian woman. African Americans usually take it as a compliment.

[ParadeOf91]

I'm half Armenian like Kim Kardashian.

I think it's a compliment to be called big-butted, big-thighed and big-chested over there, but I guess I've mentally grown accustom to the 'white culture' culture in America, which basically pressures white women into being stick-thin. I'm not sure why most black women don't feel the same way.

[Chimera1591]

It's not "white culture" that thinks that women should be super skinny because Asians have always thought that women are sexier smaller; it's just the kind of guy you find attractive. Most guys like girls that have big butts and big chests. It's just some guys want to be the dominant factor in a relationship, and having a woman thicker than them brings up feelings of insecurity. Most black women are thicker because most black males like that, the same goes for hispanics males.

[ParadeOf91]

I meant that the media are always pushing this image of white women having to be stick-thin, and I guess it's changing how a lot of women think of themselves...if that makes any sense.

[Chimera1591]

I know what you mean, but I honestly think that maybe around 20% of men are attracted to the media's depiction of a woman. Real women have curves like Scarlett Johansson, Beyonce, J-lo, and Adrianna Lima. I love skinny women, but I don't like them like Nicole Richie.

[slideawayification]

how do people always end up talking about serious subjects that belong somewhere else on these random vids that are supposed to be light hearted!

[Chimera1591]

Thicke is slang. Dude, Duh!, Yo, and Homies aren't words either. Whats your point?

[Vicioussama]

@Leadman1989 I know this is a year old, but.. is there a "second" to this comment? Or is the "first of all" not needed lol

[Leadman1989]

@Vicioussama

lol, there might have been but i can't remember, i guess i'll be wondering for the rest of my life :P

[nobodycares456]

wow......

[redcrosseknightmusic]

where can i get a Young Turks tee?!?

[Malachai2012]

that laugh was fake

[MunsterAtheist]

I want to go for a beer with Dave.

[audadvnc]

Yay! Five stars for celebrity misidentification!

[Smackdown5]

I love the show... but this is the most retarded story ever told. lol

[clownpenisfart]

No. It was not retarded.

It was post-modern high-concept.

[OverEmphasize]

EPIC!!!

[Sabiancym]

I smell a book deal.

[Bellybusterr]

I don't get it

[OrielFilms]

hahahahaha amazing lol

[razedemon]

Instant favorite!

[JuanLMFAO]

lol

[IgWannA2]

if they said yes he would have said "uhh, cool!" and ran away

[Tanfeliz]

Dave is cute.

[kif868]

I feel like I'm the only one scratching my head. lol

[evilblades]

EPIC, lol :P

[marty2621]

What a awsome story.

Keep it up TYT!!!!

[yes4me]

rofl that made my day 5/5

[imbeachasbro]

LOL

That got a LOL out of me.

[swingingfordearlife]

truly the greatest story ever told.

[TheNakedAtheist]

lol

[Jatc93]

Dave is so awesome :P

[noprobation]

we need dave story section and i like ana when her tits shake when she laughs!

[uthiopia]

he shoud write a story book.

[markvanslam]

Thats the best hahaha

[MyRightHandSaysHi]

Ana is so hot!!!

[champyoko]

LOL!!!! thats awsome

[ccm800]

Dave goes to the market in 90210?

[benson471]

excellent story

[Yamazakir2]

2nd

[jufconnie]

I want more of Daves stories on the show!

[stevenash4lyfe]

Quote from his blog which you can't find on the internet. "One day I was walking my dog....Then I brought him home." I know I know it's mind blowing but we can't all have interesting lives like Dave