Best of MST3K Vol 10

[CVolpeSn]

In hell!

[akje93]

"alright I'm out of the film, YES!!"

[davincent98]

"He's dead."

"Jim."

I was drinking some tea when they said.

"okay, I'll just follow your butt.[sound effect] Not anymore

[ObiWanBillKenobi]

We have a 100% chance of Cabot today.

[ghostbuster323]

Who would talk about springs during someone's back swing?

[devospud]

6 people don't know where the fish lives

[PotomacDog57]

Ah! The Touch of Satan softens your hands while you do the dishes.

[gudatspeling]

5 people got drunk while playing the Kabet drinking game and missed the like button

[Alevamltd]

@ 1:54

Is that the same bobby prince who composed the music for DooM and Duke 3D?

[veward123]

if you did a shot evetytime someone said cobot....youd be fucked up

[RandomEncounterFilms]

Is it just me or does the king sound like Stan's dad?

[AmericanPoliceState]

"I do believe I have the farts..I.. I mean vapors!"

[irishguy1494]

"But if I see you even one more time..."

Servo: "...that'll be three times."

[MichRockHop81108]

public domain we dont have to pay anybody hahahaha!

I lost my fucking mind I laughed so goddamn hard.

[smileygoesrawr]

that spring lovin bastard

[tnadrg1982]

i accidently married one of the sheep

[Apollomasque]

It's good to know that the sequel to Gor has just as much excessive taint as the first film.

SO MUCH DWARF TAINT.

It doesn't help that Cabot dresses in armour meant for girls.

12 year old girls.

SLUTTY 12 year old girls

[onexslickxtrick]

HHEEEEYYY CCCAABBBEEETTTT!

[zemzembamzem]

Yep, pretty much a shout out for Satan.....Whoa..adabadopdop!

Lmfao.

[perplacymp]

wow, Frank Larsen did the role of Frank Jansen in The Touch of Satan!

That's some up-and-coming actor.

[PyrozPlayground]

Where tha hell am I!?

You're tha hell here!

XD

[PyrozPlayground]

Jam Handy reminds you to keep your preserves in a convenient place! XD Epic!

[bookeater]

CabotCabotCabotCabotcabotCabot­cabotCabotCabotCabotCabotCabot­CabotCabotCaot

[PyrozPlayground]

@bookeater kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him!

[sexyglexy]

Its Glenda the good witch...and she's hung up in the wires...

[sexyglexy]

"I needed you sooner.."

Tom-"Whooo"

[flapjackrabbit]

There's been a walnut uprising...

[AdorableWolfTengu]

I was drinking milk when they started chanting "Kill him! Kill him!"

Guess what happen?

[SalvadorW2]

@AdorableWolfTengu Someone set up us...

[cavalierfan1995]

I CRAP BIGGER THAN THIS MOVIE!

anytime i see jack palance credit i say that line

[Fahstudios13579]

there way over southerning

[prettysplash5bell]

"this shot is for the ladies!"

[WildWelshWitch]

play the 'Cabbit' drinking game!

[marumae]

@WildWelshWitch and die of alcohol poisoning within the first half an hour of the movie.

[Snazz15]

"I own your ass fat boy!"

[nupinoop296]

Okely-dokely-doo!

[jigbuilda]

i accidently married one of the sheep.

[PunchSydeiron]

After the movie, remember to pick up some CARNATION ICE CREAM!

[PunchSydeiron]

Spring loving bastard!

[spitfire5scottie]

@BlissSlyOne you know that reference was actually... Oh wait nevermind. XD

[damaged01]

I have come to chew bubblegum and kicks ass and I'm all out of ass.

[dressupjesus]

Why did hairstyles like Melissa's ever go out of style?

[tacolad09]

*chants* kill him! kill him! kill him!

[Apollomasque]

That drinking game sounds great and all, but by the end of the movie you'll have drained five bottles and died of alcohol poisoning.

[perplacymp]

@Apollomasque and you have finish and fill a drink in two to three seconds.

[JJJMMM1]

Funny stuff. Missed some great ones though.

Her: "So, how is it?"

Him: "What?"

Her: "The steering in your Maverick."

[BlissSlyOne]

oh my god people REALLY thumbed down my comment that much?! WTF. people have no lives. MST3K is awesome and I (accidentally) saw They Live on tv and saw where the original line came from and noticed that it was the same actor and figured out why they said that in this. (it's a cool movie too) so stop replying to my comment that i left almost a full YEAR ago and enjoy the freaking video.

[cbrandom]

"...Mother, that's private!"

"These walnuts are tearin' through the hay!"

[thisiscowshit1001]

4:19 BITCH  xD

[Rallikt]

A touch of Satan in your heeeaaart~

[AFVfan1]

"I just don't want you to be too dissappointed if he doesn't come."

"Mother, that's private." LMFAO!!! XD

[devospud]

i envy that structure too!

[HaileyVerge]

"Jam Handy reminds you to keep your preserves in a convenient place."

"If I see you even one more time...that'll be tree times."

"Haha, and then he died haha."

"Emby Mellay, that's not a name it's a bad scrabble hand."

"This is where the fish lives"

"This song is in the public domain, that's why we used it twice."

I've known about this video for months and these lines are still as funny as when I first heard them.

[dcbandnerd]

CABAAAAAATTT!!!

[HaileyVerge]

@dcbandnerd So our hero's name is what again?

[Meublo]

Unmistakeably a "The Live" reference yeh.

[RmA113]

"Die, die DIE!!! Oh, I mean hello."

"Wait, you can't use Amazing Grace in a DEVIL movie!!"

"Its Glenda, the good witch, and she's hung up in the wires. BZZT! Ow."

Thank you so much for uploading these. MST3K is an inspiration to dubbers everywhere XB

[bozez1]

Trace was a genius.

[Rachel34978]

7:11 Kills me. xD The guy's face.

[alexander55074]

"Walnuts are TEARING through the hay!"

[BryonYoungblood]

Crow: *as Jack Palance* I crap bigger than this movie!

Crow: *as Jack Palance* Hmmm, whaddya know? He crapped bigger than me.

Crow: *as Jack Palance* Look at my split-top Buttertop hat!

Mike: *as Jack* Hmmm, some plain old dry ice for effect...

Mike: *as Jack* Mmmm, TGI-DIEday!

Mike: Oh, whatakick!

Crow: Oh!

Servo: Alright, I'm outta the film! YES!!

Bryon

[wewenono77]

Jam Handy reminds you to keep your preserves in a conveint place.

[FMWCelt]

Isn't she lovely? Isn't she wonderful?

[DaViDDRGNSLYR]

You didn't even put "is that your car?" "yeah." "mind if I skip rocks across it?" from the touch of Satan in this!

[olivemike81]

I'll just follow your ass. Not anymore I won't.

[devospud]

i am still uncertain as to where the aquatic wildlife resides

[sugreev2001]

The riffs from Outlaw (of Gor) were hilarious.

[Jazzman5456]

So Cabot Then??

[troyal77]

"I do believe I've got the farts...uh, I mean vapors." Classic!

[MrBigpimp69]

TGI die day...lol

[saxonsnowredux]

"like meee publicdomainwedonthavetopayany­bodyhahahaha!"

i love that part

[MyMelyanna]

"It's Glenda the good witch... and she's caught up in the wires."

Bzzt! Bzzt!

[perplacymp]

"Spring-loving bastard!"

"I accidently married one of the sheep!"

[ev8d8]

CAAaaaaAAAABBBbbbOOOtTTTT.... I'm a bad boy.

[Shemassault]

i hate that drinking game. or love it.

[BryonYoungblood]

"DIEDIEDIE!! I mean, Hello!"

Bryon

[pdlbean]

if you played the cabbot drinking game you'd be off your ass in about five minutes. :P

[morecowbellboy]

im here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and im all out of ass

[AL52Dragon]

Man, that drinking game would do you in after the first ten seconds. You would have like 2L of who knows what fluid in you and the game has just begun. I wonder if people died trying that.

[BunkerGearGal]

"I've never been on a walnut ranch before."

"How many head of walnut do you have?"

[Bristol92]

"Im Not dead yet"

"Im feeling better" YES! Monty Python reference!:)))

[BryonYoungblood]

Aw, me, I'd rather have a case of Bass Ale! :)

Bryon

[BryonYoungblood]

*SQUIRM*

Mike: Well, I dunno why, but... OK.

*Mike, Crow, and Servo all begin to squirm*

Crow: The monster called Gamera is destroying the city, huh?

"Come inside for a cool drink!"

"Soon as I finish this bunch!"

Mike: They're WAY over Southerning it!

Bryon

[Lordofthepastries]

Jam Handy reminds you to keep your preserves in a convenient place.

[mornmeril]

CABBOT!

[buduglylol]

so its cabbot then?

[typacsk]

If you followed their suggestion about the drinking game, you'd probably die no matter what you were drinking.

("Kill him, kill him, kill him...")

[BryonYoungblood]

"This movie is for the Ladies!"

"But I like it too!"

"Tonight, we have a special vintage."

"19-Me!"

"Now if you'll... excuse... me... I'm going to tear my agent a new..."

"Do we have to see this?"

"Avert your eyes."

Bryon

[YouSuckNoJutsu]

ISN'T SHE LOOOOOOVELYYYY~~

[RockTB]

@YouSuckNoJutsu ISN'T SHE WONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DER FULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

[purpleshamrock17]

"Spring loving bastard"

"More gray asses!"

Servo (singing): "Evil little kid music"

"I do believe I have the farts"

"this way...okay, i'll just follow your butt"

"Wait, you can't use Amazing Grace in a DEVIL movie!"

[Rikmach]

@purpleshamrock17 "I believe I have the farts... I mean vapors!"

[LemonatoR32]

Lol, I bumped the plug to my PC with my foot because I was laughing so hard!

[BryonYoungblood]

Here's something funny from the Touch of Satan that was obscure too;

Mike: "OK, Crow! I'm putting you on Clu Gulager alert!"

Crow: "I'm on it, Mike! I take this very seriously."

Bryon

[wooite]

Filmed in Georgia!

[BryonYoungblood]

Well, THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM!!

May as well have filmed it in Alabama for all that matters!

Or in Kentucky.

Bryon

[drambuierocks]

blogtv is now running mst3k 24/7

[JohnnyPatcho432]

SQUIRM

Well, I don' t know why, but...okay!

[Adu767]

"I just dont want you to be too disappointed if he doesnt come(cum)"

"Mother, thats private!"

ROFL

[BryonYoungblood]

"Looks like he's lit from inside his pants!"

"Oh, David Spade is Satan!"

"Yeah, good casting."

Bryon

[pdlbean]

"There was a demon in the car, Andy!" XD

[SpunkyLamb]

"I have come to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of ass!"

[BryonYoungblood]

Coily: Hey! The door!

Servo: I own your ass, fat boy! Get back here!

Crow: No springs? I don't care! There's still butter and meatleaf!

Coily: Nooo springs!

Crow: And no redemption by the way!

Bryon

[gidget144]

New drinking game: Drink every time someone says Cabbot.

[SpunkyLamb]

@gidget144 Yeah, my boyfriend and I are getting this movie and playing this game at our next party.

[ShadeXOps]

Hey that looks like!

Well ... Just ... I envy that structure!

[seanThree16]

"I anticipated your complaint!"

"No springs, I don't care. There's still butter, and meatloaf."

[OzzieOlin]

@BlissSlyOne Yes, they referenced something that didn't exist when they were doing this show. That's how impenetrable their references are; they violate the laws of causality.

[BlissSlyOne]

@OzzieOlin ahaha you're so funny. I meant 'referenced' dumbass

[egdeltur666]

@BlissSlyOne Huh? It's a line from "They Live."

what in the hell is a "yugoh?" Is that like Yuggoth?

[BlissSlyOne]

@egdeltur666 yugioh is a japanese cartoon and there's a very popular parody of it here on youtube (most subscribed in Japan, though he's English) *sigh* people need to stop replying to my comment...

[GruntofAction]

@BlissSlyOne

The fact that Mystery Science Theater was out before the person who made Yugioh Abridged was born leads me to believe that it's not a reference at all.

[BlissSlyOne]

@GruntofAction people really need to not reply to my message anymore. I get it now (since I saw the movie, by accident actually) that it comes from "They Live"

[DeepSpaceStoner]

@BlissSlyOne it's a duke nukem reference. yugioh didn't even exist back then how can anyone be this dumb.

[BlissSlyOne]

@DeepSpaceStoner oh my god do people really have no lives that they need to reply to a comment that was left almost a year ago and has been resolved since then? I need to remove my comment. I don't know why I haven't before.

[AlohaBay]

"Isnt she loooovely"

[Atrum]

It is really bad...

[cj397]

who's the girl at 5:12?

[mako275]

A slave girl that he rescues by burning down everything in the camp. She disappears after they get captured by that hunter guy.

[mafiaz187]

So our hero's name is what again?

[Thatswhaticallavid]

"I'm worried that my sandwitch would be small and inadequate"

[Slicerer]

SANDVICH!!!!

[sexyglexy]

i needed you sooner.

Tom: whoooo

[sexyglexy]

whoo bout nailed me in the crotch there steve. haha

[Adamgontierfan19]

Cabot Cabot you OK hey Cabot Cabot Cabot

Mike Servo and Crow: Kill him kill him kill him

"and then he died!"

"Well now Andy I think there was a demon in the car!"

"Why do I suddenly feel hungry for CARNATION ICE CREAM"

"after the movie be sure to pick up some CARNATION ICE CREAM"

[dayatthehouse]

CABIT!

[kukulza]

must go watch full movie now... Outlaw looks fucking hilarious.

[squigglesthered]

2:29 dueling robots hah!

[Turbosoaker41]

my fave is the one about SPRINGS!!

NOOOOO SPRINGS!

Damn, Coily is a bastard!

[ArielannaDragonBlood]

One of my favorites too. ^_^

"I'll see that you'll get your wish"

"IN HELL!!"

I laugh so hard everytime ^_^

[DragonWater]

XD Did he say Jim after "He's dead."? LMAO I'm such a trekkie.

[ilikethecoke]

Kill him... Kill him... Kill him... Kill him...!

[BlackNoir]

"Mother, that's private!"

That killed me.

[AshuraH]

"Okay, I'll just follow your butt!"

*FRRRT-WHOOOOOSH!*

"Woah, n-not anymore I won't!"

Beyond the "Cabot"/"Cabbot" namecalling, that's one of the more hilarious parts!

[typacsk]

"...and I'm all out of ass."

[capthavic]

What's his name? I keep forgetting.

[Vaul55]

"I'm not dead yet."

"I'm feeling better."

[hollyhuffstutler]

"So Cabot then?"

[acdc49]

ISSSSNNTTT SHEE LOVVVVELYYYY

[Honehe]

"Oh, well you about nailed me in the crotch there, Steve."

I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes.

[MyMelyanna]

That's my favorite line!!! I die laughing every single time!

[YouSuckNoJutsu]

Maybe the dag blagged thing is over yonder!

[biffjiggles]

Woot drunk off that drinkin game, dam

[RoxsorProductions]

haha " oh my a skeleton, how did he get here?......a taxi!"

lmao

[ShadesofScorpius]

OH god that cabot bit makes me laugh like a madman each time!

[mafiaz187]

CABBOT

[Germany1111]

"Ford Station Wagon- Unsmall at any speed"

How very true...

[Neinzek]

2:30 LOL! I just about died!

[SailorMilkyWay87]

i'm not dead yet...i'm feeling better!

OKELY-DOKELY-DOO!

[HitpointsHp]

Mother that's private!

[softcelltainted22]

"more grey asses!!!!"

that was my fav line for like 2 years lol

[SeanP7195]

Lol, come to think of it, what comment are you referring to? I don't even have a comment listed on this video.

[SeanP7195]

Episode 519 Outlaw of Gor aired on 12/11/93. Just over 15 years after my comment was posted.

[Aaronjoppoj]

CABAT

[ConspiredForExpire]

"Emby Mellay? That's not a name that's a bad Scrabble hand." lol

[prettysplash5bell]

I ANTICIPATED YOUR COMPLAINT!

[vampirehunterme]

pretty much a shut out for satan

[kalensc]

This soooong is iiin theeee puuuublllic domaiiiin

That's whyyyy we uuuuused it twiiiice

[Skywiser01]

"I own your ass, fatboy! Get back here!"

"I do believe I have the thoughts, I mean vapors!"

"You can't use 'Amazing Grace' in a devil movie!"

[kalensc]

"I do believe I have the farts....I mean, vapors!"

[bumblebeefightergirl]

What the heck happened in the end credits?

[SeoulMan]

I have come to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I am all out of ass.

[yuothineyesasian]

LOL, have you ever seen "They live?"

[xDarkxKnightx]

All it needed was one "Heeey cabot!"

[mdegge]

They actually did make that joke, but it wasn't included in this montage.

[ishqboli]

i counted 43 "cabbots" in this clip.

[TheOriginaKrillinFan]

If you DID play that drinking game, you'd die of alcohol poisoning before the first half of the movie! Good God, did they think wed forget his name or something?!

[samcwic]

I believe they thought it would be funny to have the little dork say "Cabot" over and over again. Of course it isn't funny. It's insanity-inducing.

[TheOriginaKrillinFan]

It felt like a really bad Abbot & Costello homage.

[AwesomeAJ18]

I thought it was pretty damn funny

[CromDubMonday]

I've crapped bigger than Jack Palance.

[xTailsPrower]

My lungs hurt after laughing at the public domain song by Servo........omg......

[ShinyRayquaza2]

Whatney: *calls Cabot's name multiple times in a row*

All 3: *chanting* Kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him...

[SeanP7195]

The power of this show is amazing. I saw this episode over 15 years ago and not once since this clip and I still go...I WANT SOME CARNATION ICE CREAM!!!! when I wanna go get a Baskin Robbins.

[mdegge]

Umm, it hasn't been 15 years since that episode aired. That was from the Sci-Fi years which were 97-99.

[iscream22]

Wow its crazy its been that long though. I remember being about 12 years old when they had new episodes on scifi i used to be so pumped on saturday mornings when it would come on.