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  • This is a one liner worthy of "Full Metal Jacket" status.

  • ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh my favorite movie

  • turn around. say it again

  • now thats being "on somebody"

  • Ain't somebody out there that needs killin.

  • 0:12

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  • that sounds like my drill sergeant in the marines

  • @RedRose166 lol I thought the marine drill sergeants were WAY worse.lol

  • Haha you can see his teeth when he's far away

  • He should have kept an eye on his cupcake. The 2 dislikes are asseyes.

  • loooooool thats alot of white!!! this movie rules.

  • I have never seen this movie. What, is he all talk?

  • @bparker65 no hes a total bad ass who gets sent to work in military school because his term is up in the regular army. its really funny :D

  • at 0:10 that is a KNIFE HAND!!!!!

  • I would post more clips but I don't have the necessary materials anymore to do so. Sorry guys, because it's too hard for me to do with a computer who's sound is broken.

  • i am russian and i like it

  • Greate

  • What movies is this from

  • @Mobstoper Major Payne

  • @Mobstoper WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKEN how the shitballs do you not know where this clip came from? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON IN THIS WORLD! MajorPayne is a goddamn classic. i wish they would have made a sequel

  • @Mobstoper uhh pretty obvious but the movie is from when i was a kid it's called major payne (spelled like that)

  • Chesterzerousygirl all I can say is respect! I can't believe only 1 person has posted these videos!

  • Go to mark7in0las2vegas

  • press 4 for "Paper Plane" and press 7 for "thirst" it sounds funny

  • if u keep pressin 4 he'll keep saying " Paper plane! "

  • The best one is "if he's still in there he ain't happy!

  • ooo i love this movie!!!! but i cant find the one where he is like "Don't you hit women" rrrgggg!!!

  • The funny thing is that in Basic Training (at least 14 years ago when I went through) the D.I. would try mixing up being tough and funny to try and make you laugh. That way they could punish you even worse. But this is also one of my fav lines from the movie.

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  • ''When I was six i had a full job in the millitary''

    my favorite part xD

  • what the hell is Damon Wayans doing!? He should make a sequel where he is a boot camp instructor and maybe Tiger joins the Marine Corps and Major Payne trains him again or Maybe he is in Iraq doing black ops or something...the possibilities are almost endless and I would pay to see it...

  • Man I can watch this all day lol really I cab

  • His version of sign language and the way to take your mind off of pain were great. Loved this.

  • "The water on my knee will quench your thirst"

    XD favorite line

  • @markus2815 i said that to this poser kid in my class that tried givin me a "shoe wedgy"....didnt get near me evr since :)

  • Thank you!!!! Lol

  • I got tired of waiting for someone to make it so I took it upon myself to do it lol

  • @chesterzerousygirl can do a better version of the little engine that could

  • LOL my favorite line from the movie I'm glad I found this lmao

  • hey dude you should upload a video of when he's talking to the deaf kid.

  • same

  • this is the best part

  • makes me laugh every time

  • @chesterzerousygirl You need to put the Cafeteria scene. Everytime he pops the juice can open and goes "Hooh!" I can't help my self. This movie rules.

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