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  • "we're loading beans and canned sardines and onions by the ton"

    ... I SEE NO SARDINES D: YOU WOMEN LIE!!!

  • 3.02 reeeaaaallly santas workshop^^

  • Ew...this is really scary

  • 3:58 elephant gets stuck when entering the ark

  • He didn't let the skunks on? BASTARD

  • No, actually, God sent the animals, and they came in numbers of two to multiply :P The ark was HUGE and most likely had many many many rooms. A lot of the extinct species most likely where hunted or something like that. He didn't actually collect the bugs ^^ Those are good questions and I can't say I know all the answers. This is what I have read, been told, and know ;)

  • @SpringbrookWhisper What are you... 3? Grow a brain, you moron.

  • Since 99% of all species are extinct today, Noah made a pretty poor job I think. I wonder where he stored the 350 000+ species of beetle and had time collecting them.

  • @jbkgjbkg A wizard did it

  • he looks like neptun and santa... of course the same actor ;)

  • his reminds me of when I was taught all this stuff at school at age 6, I no longer believe any of it, but then again, I was Catholic, and Catholics take the entire first testament as analogy. Now I'm agnostic, but I do believe in SOME higher power, I just think we dont understand god, whatever he is.

  • the fuck is this shit.

  • @116gaara It's called a cartoon from the early 1930s. Enjoy it or watch something else.

  • @snipetracker okay /watch?v=jmG0Vp5JDdQ

  • woah that was a big elephant butt

  • wow I remember this it was on my vhs of Dumbo after the film

  • @MrEddieChaos me 2 :D

  • a piglet wasnt abord the ark

  • I got this song stuck in my head. After I got it out after weeks of it being in there, here I am watching this video again. Where's the nearest mental hospital?

  • It's. Just. A. Story. 

  • its a cartoon

  • That might made the skunks sad.

  • Thumbs up if you wanted this to continue so we could see Noah get drunk, naked, and curse his grandson.

  • @0willsy01 Dito

  • @0willsy01 Well, being a Christian I respect your opinion and I don't judge. I've said my piece, you've said yours and we are at an impasse. So, that's that.

  • @0willsy01 Well, duh, It's over 5000 years old, it would be fosilized now. But I watched a documentary on how explorers found the Ark and went inside and found several animal stalls. One of them kept a piece of it and still has it to this day if he's still alive, and the other was killed when he fell off the cliff.

  • A religious nut posted this comment:

    " if you don't believe it fine but you don't need to insult Christians"

    Brainwashing your kids by telling them that your beliefs are actually facts is child abuse, should be illegal, and someday will be illegal. Delusional jesus cult nuts.

  • @ndrthrdr1 We Christians don't claim our beliefs to be fact. Our beliefs are pretty much just that, Belief. You don't need proof, you just have to believe.

    Oh, incidently, they found Noahs Ark in the Ararat mountains several years ago.

  • @Dragon1813 said " they found Noahs Ark in the Ararat mountains several years ago"

    These "finds" keep popping up, and keep being debunked. Search the internet, and you'll see a veritable fleet of arks "found", then disproved, generally due to the age of the wood.

    As far as believing without actual evidence, that has led to all kinds of false beliefs throughout written history, many of which are still held by some to be true. Good science --> good results, not all of which are what we wished.

  • Haha, I'm watching this now on the end of my Dumbo VHS, along with the 3 cats one... which I will always remember :''')

  • its a cartoon who cares if its real or not........

  • Okay shut the f**k up guys. This cartoon should be enjoyed by everyone, religious or not. It's a brilliant piece of work. So just zip it, and appreciate the amount of work gone into this.

  • Wow, mass genocide can be made into a Disney cartoon. Anyone know if they did an animated version of the Holocaust too? That said, the Holocaust was (sadly) real, Noah's Ark is the most ridiculous story going. And it shows that if this God is real then he's a bloodthirsty tyrant

  • 2:21-  tail swallower

  • I prefer the Pomp and Circumstance version with Donald in "Fantasia 2000."

  • Noah looks like Santa Clause

  • @lilmissmusic2012 Santa didn't get drunk and naked in a tent and curse his grandson.

  • What a feeling...

  • who cares just enjoy some old cartoons and stop talking about arguments i cant believe this its just a cartoon and get over it please

  • animal labor call the spca

  • No veia este video desde que tenía como 5 años!!! Gracias.

  • poor skunks :(

  • 2:20 man that car kicks ass!!!!! if only i could get one :(

  • the sad thing, is although it seems that they are defending there believes, they could just not read the comments or not watch the video. They really here to be selfishly right and win an agruement, not for the truth. I myself believe that both are both wrong and right in many ways. Science was originally a way to get closer to god (this is not time to quote Genesis in responce, please) and today's magic usually becomes the next science.

    It is deeper then you think, you all just refuse to dig.

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  • I am so glad that he labeled the ark in case I forgot what it was.

  • i like the part where they use animals for building the ark. it's so cool how they make it look so easy in cartoons. haha

  • Father Noah looks like a prehistoric version of Santa Claus. O_O

  • I LOBE THIS. YES LOBE.

  • ironically, no-one was turning this into a Christian vs. Atheist argument until someone said "we cannot let ourselves turn this into a Christian vs Atheist argument". so yeh, nice one, Mr Pious-Pants - you actually started it by trying to make yourself look good.

  • @tomdissonance and your certainly not helping by pointing fingers and name-calling like a child to make your self look wise. And to make things worst is your wrong. There is an agruement RIGHT below the "we cannot let ourselves turn this into a 'Chistian vs. Atheist' argument" comment.

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  • @DukeTravers soz mate, but that's balls. the preachy comment was on page 11 of the comments. the argument doesn't start till page 9, two pages AFTER.

  • in genesis chapters 6-7 a description is given of how to build the ark. what type of beasts are to come and the duration of the flood causing rain. it also explains how long the earth stayed flooded after the 40 days and nights. 150 days in total. the clean animals and the unclean animals. the clean animals this was stated.Ge 7:2 Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that are not clean by two, the male and his female.

  • this is how it really happened.

  • What is he gonna say to those extra animals? "Thanks for helping me build the boat you can't ride on, have fun drowning with the heathens"

  • 3:30 black goat and two other goat! NAILED IT!

  • @ 1:33 i was like how the fuck are those porcupines floating!? i then saw that they bit each others tails

  • @ijockbeast

    Ha ha, me too.

  • while building the ark, its animal abuse :p

  • @kevin080592 Nah. They were just chipping in.

  • @bursegsardaukar

    i would also wish that my pets would build me a house XD

  • DID THEY SING OH ALLAH !

    Cause this is what i heared or am i wrong !

  • @7amoodalnms2  yes u r right . i heard 2 oh allah .

  • @7amoodalnms2 Oh lalala

  • @7amoodalnms2 This is the Judeo-Christian version. You're probably thinking of the Islamic version. I can tell this because in the Islamic version, Noah had a fourth son (typically named Yam) who chose not to go on the ark, instead wanting to climb a mountain, where he drowned. No fourth son was shown here.

  • @TheHeidelbergKid Yeah i Guess so but why did they say Oh Allah ?? Anyway Yam Is Named Something In The Arabic :D

  • @7amoodalnms2 I think they said, "Oh Lord".

  • @TheHeidelbergKid

    Well Thats Life Different Religions , Right?

    I Mean I'm a Muslim And I Find That Offensive To All Muslims You May Be Christian But If They're Saying Anything Caused to Religion It Will Offensive i Guess Well That's Life Live It Once As a Good Person Or A Bad Person

  • @7amoodalnms2 Uh, I'm an atheist. And I'm just saying what I think I heard. By the way, aren't the gods of Judaism, Christianity, and Islam the same?

  • @TheHeidelbergKid Also, you don't need to capitalize the first letter of EVERY word.

  • @TheHeidelbergKid

    In Judaism I Dunno In Christianity Their God Is Married To Marie (Mariyam) And Brought Jesus As a Son

    In Isam God Is One And no One Is Like Him And Hes Different Unlike All Religions Becuz How Can Allah (God) Who Created the word Who Made Us Who Made Prophets And Evils And Goods Will Marry One Of His Creations Or Slave In The End Were All Slaves to GOd Right?

  • From what I know, YHWH never married. He simply impregnated Mary, but did not marry her (she was already married to Joseph). I kind of lost you once you reached the word "becuz". (Also, you don't need to capitalize every word in a sentence.)

  • @TheHeidelbergKid

    Well sorry thats how i learned to type anyways im lost

  • To all atheist y waste ur time watching a cartoon based on a bible story to bash christians If you are atheist well whoopty fucking doo dont bash christians this cartoon isnt rational enough for you. In other words if your athiest be happy with yourself and leave others alone u cant make ppl believe there isnt a God as they cant make you believe there is one so stop trying hard.

  • Poor little skunks! How could they not let them on? They were made with the smell....It keeps them alive from pretatores!

  • oh gosh, poor skunks! Why don't people show respect?! As if we don't smell..

  • seriously.. lead your religion/antireligion war somewhere else.

    in the case of this being a funny short there is no relevance to whether the bible is right or not. im an ateist, does not mean i dont enjoy a funny movie inspired by the bible. if you dont youre a pretty bitter person and should just get of the net, no one wants you here anyway. grow up, douch. english is not my motherlanguage, and its not significant either. you still understand what i write and that is the point in communication.

  • ok, did u manage to count the baby-rabbits? :))

  • Noah didn't make the plans for the ark god did

  • I love the sun in this, his face is so funny :)

  • the hippo's eyes turn yellow if you look closely at 2:34

  • Shunning the Skunks? Thats Cold

  • I notice he got more than two of a certain species to build the ark, how bad would that be? working for him to have him make you get drowned

  • "Hey look! Here comes a dove!" Haha, that line was just funny. Loved all the baby animals at the end!

  • oh lord, oh lord, forty days of rain...

    the poor skuns, noah wanted to leave them behind ;o

  • That was great but Walt Disney, the animals didn't help build but they were cute.

  • I love how the wives actually have yellow bananas on that pile.

  • @laflugantabastardo Ditto. Hurray for anachronisms! Madame Curie also shouldn't be wearing a digital watch.

  • They put the carnivores with the herbivores....big mistake. lol

  • How could all those animals have babies in a period of just 40 days?

  • mother noah is a hottieee

  • one question always alive in my mind why all disney's character wear GLOVES?

  • @rkhussain not the women O.O

  • @boomman41 perhapes

  • @rkhussain

    To cover up the murders they commit.

  • @laflugantabastardo haha there is no murder in cartoons but i like your answer friend

  • @rkhussain

    No? Ever seen The Lion King? Got some regicide right there. ;-)

  • @laflugantabastardo oh ok but it was on serious pattern not comedy i guess !? or maybe i asked something silly

  • @rkhussain

    Well, Scar might have done it on-screen, but you don't know what Mickey Mouse is doing when nobody is looking... ಠ_ಠ

  • when i was little i thought he was santa claus

  • Noah looks alot like Santa

  • You better back all those lies about Noah's Ark! Maybe the original boat may have been gone, but there are replicas (not fakes) of the ark somewhere. Noah is one heck of boatmaker in The Bible, believe it!

  • lazy bastad didn't build the ark at all ! abused a bunch of animals for free labour

  • lol, they should make all sunday school kids watch this.

  • Noah looks scary. The sides of his beard are like horns, and the rest all look plain evil in the beginning, except the women. Am I the only one who finds it weird that those animals all willingly helped with the boat even though only two each would get on? Awful cheerful considering the majority of them will drown. XD

  • i have a really old vhs of Dumbo and this played at the end, its classic :D

  • @TheCGIMaster i have that too

  • @pkeyte Me three!

  • this brings back happy memories of my childhood. thanks for uploading!

  • You people DISGUST me, you're all starting Religious controversy over a cartoon that's a very loose interpretation of a Bible story, if you don't believe it fine but you don't need to insult Christians.

  • @Yoshithedino123

    When you believe a completely ridiculous story like this as actual historical fact, then you should expect that such a nonsensical belief is going to be insulted. Christianity is not above scrutiny or calling out nonsense when one sees it.

  • @Yoshithedino123 I like the bible stories, but I do not believe in them, I have no need to argue with Christians.

  • @Yoshithedino123 I agree, but lets remember this was made during a period on which America was pure, unfortunately with all the great influx of immigrants we've seen in recent years this nation is no longer Christian only and since the constitution give us AMERICANS the freedom of religion beliefs many immigrants hide under that to complain about it. I think immigrants should just face the fact that our founding fathers were christian and that's the way we shall remain.

  • stupid christian fairy tale

    some ppl say they have found noah's ark 4000m high

    those stupid don't know that'll flood the egypt

    definitely they are blindly by something

    like religion

  • Disney hated skanks...

    ... and jews

  • @Paumonsu skunks

  • it took me a minute or two to identify the classical theme from 1:55 on, but apparently it's the simphony "la festa della pace" (the peace festivities, composed 1791 by franz anton hoffmeister) which was recorded recently by chandoss records.surprising that disney knew of it back then.

  • I'd do the redhead.

  • The ark was 350 feet long, 75 feet wide, built by an 600 year old desert-dweller who had never seen a boat and who used trees 20-30 feet tall. By contrast, the Wyoming, one of the largest wooden ships ever, was built by the world's best shipwrights at the height of wooden ship technology as a US warship, with iron bracing throughout and the best 150 - 200 foot spruce. She was 350 feet long and promptly unusable due to warping and leakage. Noah's ark is a MYTH, kids.
  • the snake just throwing eggs =.=

  • After seeing them build the ark (or the way they did it), I can't help but wonder if this somehow inspired William Hanna and Joe Barbera later on for The Flintstones.

  • OMG I remember this, it was on the Video of Dumbo along with the three little pigs & the three orphan kittens ones :P

  • poor skunks

  • They'd better've let all of the animals the forced into labour on the ark!

  • 0:56 - 1:26

    Look at Shem's eyes 1:07

  • Wow! thanks for posting this! I used to have on a VHS tape with other Silly Symphony's!!

  • 5:08 there's an awful lot of room since they let so many animals on

  • @ joetraincool Am totally agree with you .. In the end it's entertaining cartoon

  • this was on the end of dumbo on vhs good times

  • @Dazza8867 o yea it was along with 2 other cartoons haha i still have all the old disney videos

  • @Dazza8867 That's why I was looking for it in the first place, I used to look forward to them after Dumbo :)) x

  • @Dazza8867 Along with Three Orphan Kittens (:

  • @Dazza8867 seriously?!?! omg i love dumbo and this

  • @Dazza8867 Yes! That's how I first discovered this little beauty. Disney used to be so magical.

  • kick asss Noah man ... nobody fucks with him ... not  even chuck norris

  • @alex77724 lmao

  • I wonder what union those animals belong to and if they got good benefits.

  • We cannot let ourselves turn this into a Christian vs Atheist argument.

  • @joetraincool

    Why not? Are you afraid to have your absurd christian ideas exposed for the nonsense they are?

  • @joetraincool Yes we can, the only proof of Gods existence is your dumb bible,which was probably written by normal people. Also if he exists the only thing he does is weaken us and then he want us to pray for help.

  • @mattias8755 - Shipmate, if the "only proof" is the Bible, then why did Aristotle believe in a Creator? Why did he come up with philosophical proofs for the existence of this Creator? You know, he was actually a pretty smart guy - maybe you should read his work sometime. And in case you weren't aware, he lived a few hundred years before Christ and did not have a copy of the Bible handy.

  • @mattias8755 THere is a another proof bastard!! Love and kidness wouldn't exist ! And besides Bible is truth. If you don't believe in it, we respect that, but don't insult Christians!!!!!!

  • @9DarthMaul how can you tell bible is truth? exept for historic part, which itself isn't so accurate at all ;)

  • @stEPHIQUE well, I like the Bible stories and want them to e true...

  • @9DarthMaul I do not question the morality or the epic battles ;)

  • @stEPHIQUE I didnt say anything about these things! i said that i like the bible stories...

  • @9DarthMaul Even the part depicted here, where Elohim makes Hitler look like a total n00b at mass murder. Are you sure?

  • On of my favorites since I was a child!

  • i'm a pretty firm atheist but my love for this cartoon is undying

  • @tomdissonance

    have you always been an atheist?

  • @ailisalj not always, i was raised non-denominational Christian so that when i was old enough, i could choose which of the denominations (or none) i wanted to follow. it turned out to be none of them, tho.

  • Oh, me too Tom! Yet I adore this cartoon, part of my childhood :D

  • I don't know what I like more about it, the fact that Noah looks like Santa or the rabbit gag at the end (I can't believe they got away with that!)

  • Great way to show people Christianity in a cartoon.

  • This brings back so many memories!! I think its really clever.

    Oh and what movie was this played in? I remember it being a short clip after the credits in one of the classic Disney movies.. i think it was Dumbo?

  • yeah it was on he dumbo VHS with the three orphan kittens.

  • "We're loading beans and CANNED SARDINES????"

    Guess they couldn't have thought up a better rhyme!

  • they almost certainly could have, but thought (correctly) that "canned sardines" would be funnier than anything more 'realistic'.

  • haahaahaaha noah swallowed a rain water

  • this calms me down when i have a cold, nd i have a cold right now :) good memories...

  • watch?v=IXZCEJwiC3A

    think outside the box :)

  • ok... why are there so many animals!?!?! didn't they know he was only gonna take two of each?

  • From the looks of him he brought a few extra for dinner

  • he was to take 7 of each bird, 7 of each clean animal and 2 of each unclean

  • wat do u mean by unclean? and does it really say that in the bible?