Show Nowhere : Foamy The Squirrel

[dumbasarock10]

Three words: Foamy, The Movie!

[SuperFlippywippy]

you are watching people buy houses while you live with your parents, as a form of ENTERTAINMENT!!!

[Inceptid]

ITS NOT RANTING IF IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE :/

[mademofly]

Jersey Shore in a nutshell...

[Darkspriter4]

so true foamy its why i dont watch t.v at much at all anymore and if i do its cos i have jackall else to do

[caboose2569]

that ending was a lil gross /:/

[toron2haruto5]

...i...think i just saw porn

[puccagarukiss]

@DARkMAG360 The "Goth chick's" name is Germaine XD

[ANARCHISTSQUIRREL]

@noscuicide4me

Ditto

[nyuuchan356]

@ANARCHISTSQUIRREL Seconded. ANIME ROCKS!

[DARkMAG360]

I think I have issues....I really was trying to enjoy the rant but I couldn't help but wonder wtf was with the goth chick's sex tapes? lol the ending didnt help either xP

[robert67851]

another great video.

[NoSuicide4Me]

This is why I watch anime.

[littleblackwolf3]

I agree I hardly watch tv anymore. there's nothing good on, so I watch youtube lol

[nyuuchan356]

@littleblackwolf3 True that. nowadays I watch on average of 2.5 to 5 hours a MONTH, depending what's on...which is NOTHING! Most of my time is spent on my own computer, watching movies/shows (no reality or documentaries, ANIME!) or playing video games. I'll try to get outside more when my overprotective mother will let me start walking to and from the damn grocery store a mere 2 MILES/30 minutes away.

[nyuuchan356]

And that isn't to say I'm a fat, lazy bastard. I walked/rode a bike EVERYWHERE where I used to live. Walked 2.5 friggin' hours from a school event once, and even walked an hour to school on occasion. Here, can't even walk to the damn store...

[littleblackwolf3]

@nyuuchan356 lol yeah I have to find some anime to watch, love it, but the only time I catch it is on saturday nights/sunday mornings... I hear ya on needing to get out of the house more; computer kinda took over almost everything I do lol and I haven't been out in a long time, but I'm starting to slowly get away from the computer. once the weather breaks, I'm planning to go out walking again ~.^ take care and enjoy ur day ^.^

[Mikanojo]

@2:16 ->"Change the background to India and you can put this on the Travel Channel!" LOL! i love you Foamy. .and that alone means i have set mai self up for a one-sided, abusive relationship ~_~ but this is one time when i think being 1 foot tall maybe has affected your perspective about Travel channel food shows.. Forget the bizarreness of some foods, the show is interesting for the culture we can learn from it - and who does NOT love Anthony or Samantha sharing moments of bliss with us?

[0410mushroom]

I'm never eating another hot dog again

[afroblademaster]

yah TV has gone WAY down hill

this really hit me when i relised that one the best show on TV now is My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic, thats right...i would rather watch a show destined for little girls than more of the stuff on TV now

seriously people...i am not joking

[PixiesintheBrugh]

FUCK TWILIGHT.

[ParanoidPixel]

Im working on some simple sketch art for a class i have just listening along then WHAM i get to 2:08

My head pops up and its like the screen has a death grip on my eyes.

[rig0rm0rtis125]

wow i was going to post this to facebook... nvm...

[dragonryder99]

Wtf is this video in te back? Cumshots?

[madvonvanity69]

god i hope thats spit at the end

[LurkerVixen]

Ooooh fan serivce. :)

[MrBa116]

i can garente the people who dislike this is only because of the tv in the background

[MrBa116]

wow all the cum and what not that is wrong but hilarious and if you pay atention you can see her give a blow job

[TheBestLoverieverhad]

I stopped watching TV years ago.

[SuperFlippywippy]

you are watching steroid and collagen filled people make random bull sh*t a daily part of their lives *cough cough* jersey shore *cough cough* as a form of ENTERTAINMENT (not referring to anyone in particular here, just other random people)

[madmonkey914]

I couldn't tell you, I don't bother having cable. Foamy, though? Now THAT'S entertainment. I just wish there was more!!!

[Critisismsoldier999]

I ma watching a squirrel yell, as a form of entertainment...

[Repoopera13]

I don't watch any of that Sh*t he's talking about

[jacilony]

Not all of us are like that. "Some of you" shouldve have been said.

[00Snake77]

@TheTrollKing96 you said it

[bloodycartoongirl]

those are pretty big hot dogs yum :P

[puppyluvxo1]

u r watching bitchy teens struggle to care fr a baby as a form of entertainment

[bukauacxx]

Jesus christ! I agree with you fully, paris himten is a whore, twilight is awfull, and cooking shows are prepetually pointless. But why was german on the t.v. getting fucked in the background, and then sucked on a couple of hotdogs? Could nothing else have made your point!? WHY!?

[Tiaza]

We are watching an animal rant, AS A FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT

[queenofeveryone]

I like some cheesy MTV shows like FriendZone and Parental Control. I like watching food shows because I love food, although my cooking skills don't extend past microwaving frozen foods. And I have become hooked on HG-TV. I love all the house stuff.

[umbreon013]

"You are the ones that turned TWILIGHT into a SAGA."

Oh man, major lol's. XD

[414Darkangel]

I couldn't hear foamy with Germaine in the tv gettin jizzed all over

[crayonfish2]

Fap fap fap fap fap fap

[LaconicJester]

SORRY FOAMY, I FOUND IT A LITTLE HARD TO PAY ATTENION TO THIS PARTICULAR RANT LMAO

[jubbles23]

I didn't contribute to those three pieces of shit.

[flair541]

@jubbles23 you mean 5 right?

[jubbles23]

@flair541 I didn't watch Paris Hilton, didn't watch any of Twilight, at all. And I didn't buy any color rubber bands.

[flair541]

Neither do I, BUT THE TRAILERS MAN, THEIR BURNED INTO MY BRAIN! I want to feed those pieces of shit to a megaladon, kill it, burn it, throw the ashes into the sun and cause an instant super nova!

[capetorial]

i disagree with this particular rant: what entertains me entertains me. now, i dont watch tv but the same could be said about, lets say, videogames. i play the sims, lets say. its fun. it doesnt matter that its supposed to be a reality clone. its fun, thats all there is to it and nothing else should matter. im probably gonna get hated on by all the squirrel humpers out there, though. but i dont care.

[ZoanBlade90]

Ain't that the the truth!

[ghostman1fest]

ATTENTION EVERYONE! TESTICLES....THAT IS ALL!!!!

[shoryuken202]

ummmm....is Germaine getting jizzed on in the background?? O_o

[arleccino1313]

@shoryuken202 yes sir she is. "Germaine, so sexy she can make a hot dog cum" is her marketing pitch

[afroblademaster]

yah TV went WAY down hill...i mean right now the best show on daytime TV (or at least in my opinion) is My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic...if more teen-adult men will watch MLP (witch is a show destined for little girls) rather than lets say, Commie Central or Spike or even fucking MTV that just goes to show how bad TV is now

[UnluckyNerd]

@afroblademaster WOO! Brohoof anyone?...

Anyone?

[TheSnowyice]

Uhhh, Germaine......O_o

[ravenlunatic1980]

I am Foamy the Squirrel... Your Lord & Master! Bring me a bagel with cream cheese & a Star Schmuck's Coffee!!!

[afroblademaster]

@ravenlunatic1980 ...he hates Star Schmucks

[warisanswer]

@ravenlunatic1980 BLASPHEMY!!!!

[BradyT2244]

@Shunnyarc You are absolutely right lol

[Luio1814]

@ Mrzerothedemon yes

[SX3xkyokox3XS]

that squirrel is always right.

[lovelypurple4eva]

I don't think those are hot dogs

[Flareon8877]

i don't even watch TV.

[LimesRGreenLemons]

foamy and huey freeman would be best friends

[ShunnyArc]

Glad i stopped watching TV long ago..

[MrZerotheDemon]

Is riffing(making fun of with comedy) Twilight okay?

[RiverOfGoodTime]

I know. =3= I fucking hate man vs. food. Who the hell watches something about some fatass living a fat dream?

[PhillyGirl1]

Foamy is a cartoon animal that is always about to snap and he rants, sings mean songs and...rants. <<we watch that too.

[Khayde]

The first 2 minutes and 12 seconds of this video were just irritating crap.

[eliza097]

like this if you were watching the tv xD

[keniakittykat]

I was wearing flashy rubber bands on my wrist because I thought it looked neat, and came in handy almost very day. But when it became a trend I stopped since people started to see me as some tween-trend-hopper (while I was 18!)

[Xfluffymonkeyx]

i didn't like the ending

[kuza261]

is anyone nitising these shows are getting more desgusting

[HitomiTara]

I parents watch this dumb-ass show on HG-TV where people buy houses. They don't seem to understand that watching someone buy a house ISN'T ENTERTAINING!!!

[queenofeveryone]

@HitomiTara I love House Hunters!

[jordance12]

@HitomiTara I TOTALLY AGREE WIT U

[DJXeon93]

Cumshots in the background? Really Foamy?

[NerosEclipse]

@DJXeon93 If you cared to notice (and even comment) on that, then he made his point perfectly in this video.

[spartin610]

Yes really.

[RougeJonin]

Jizzing hot dogs what will they think of next

[captainxshredsalot]

fapped at the end

[pimpedpope]

I typed this comment with my left hand.

[SuperNicklez]

STOP WATCHING CRAP!! lolol hahaha

[TheWickedninjadiablo]

foamy should be the only form of entertainment

[AgentVamp]

Foamy... the irony of his cult is that he claims he wants free speech and yet starts a cult for those to follow... Little redundant don't you think?

[alufangirl1993]

@Ifruit216 no no your not twhylight sucks.

[supperblooper3]

Did the hot dog just jizz in her mouth? lol

[weeper]

ah, always loved foamy, hate what its become though... freakin perverted s h i t, is annoying.

[allshallbelosttoyou]

@weeper did you see the germaine for idiots video? it explains excatly why they do they perverted stuff.

[DemonMasterAnsem]

Let's see. Whats on... Jersey shore, Infomercials, MLP:FiM, or waste time on internet...

[TheSnowyice]

My mom watches Real Housewives. Somebody...help.....please. O.e

[peach93cc]

@TheSnowyice I'm so sorry! :(

[Robomagnetin]

"You are watching people's domestic problems on a talk show... as a form of entertainment!"

[hunkuci]

i don't watch t.v for this reason, yet my parent's do -_-" and they wounder why i call them morons tho its not the only reason

[frazdeloon]

did anyone else catch that? I was too busy looking at the tv in the background.

[ifruit216]

Am i aloud to like twilight?

[SirPimpinPeacock]

@ifruit216 No

[ifruit216]

@SirPimpinPeacock well, then, I'm a rebel!

[SirPimpinPeacock]

@ifruit216 Good on ya!

[infernalone666]

@ifruit216

it's your business if you want to or not

just don't expect to be a shining example of human quality for supporting a bastardized parody of what was once good folklore if you do

[TheTelenation]

Oh Gawd I remember when I writers went on strike . . . I was so young, so innocent!

It was on the news and I remember running around the house screaming Cause every show i loved STOPPED!

E.R, Third-watch, Sheild, Friends. All Stopped 'NOOOO, Crap, crap, Crap!'

3 days later . . .

On T.V was 'Simple-Life', Re-runs of the simpsons and other reality shit.

'NOOOO CRAP CRAP CRAP!'

Writers get back! 'YAY!' . . .. same shit on tv . . . 'SHIITTT!!'

[EdibleLighterFluid]

Its depressing how quickly we've degressed(did i spell that right :P) as a species

[Piledriver86]

@EdibleLighterFluid Regressed, and even then, this is a baseless assumption at best. Is there a lot of crap on TV? Yes. Has there ALWAYS been a lot of crap on TV? Hell yes. This isnt anything new, the only difference is that now, we have this whole reality thing, instead of just crappy writers and watered down content.

[EdibleLighterFluid]

@Piledriver86 Yeah dude but we have idiots who idolize these reality show dumbasses

i mean even the biggest moron can see through crappy writing

but slap on ths "reality" stamp and people think its ok to be like these morons

[infernalone666]

@EdibleLighterFluid

we've been digressed for the past 2000 years. only 1% of the world population notices that

[ExplosiveCarbine]

I will never eat a hot dog again. O_O

[fairybone0102]

I never appreciated the silly bandz trend. It always seemed stupid.

I never liked twilight. vampires do not sparkle. Fairies do.

I don't like JB. He is not an artist.

How many people agree with this?

[SakuraAvalonBleac25]

@fairybone0102

I agree with you 110%

[fairybone0102]

@SakuraAvalonBleac25 glad to hear it.

[darkartsmaster16]

@fairybone0102 like like like like like! hell yeah, finally someone else KNOWS that vampires burn up and die in sunlight! not fucking sparkle!

[DarkCrystalSage]

@fairybone0102 Vampires combust into flames when in sunlight

[fairybone0102]

@DarkCrystalSage thank you! 

[saga111luna]

@fairybone0102 stop trying to validate yourself through youtube comments. Seek something more self respecting. It's insulting to Foamy video's.

[fairybone0102]

@saga111luna i don't quite get it. I'm not validateing anything i just stated my opinion. There's nothing wrong with that. Besides, I love watching these and stateing my mind so i'll continue to do it as i please.

[saga111luna]

@fairybone0102 The mere fact that you ask to see how many people will agree with you is some social form of trying to be appreciated and feel important. As if by some way of saying you don't like twilight or JB will make you better and more fun then other people. It's condescending and mean and annoying.

[fairybone0102]

@saga111luna That is your opinion i guess. Your way of thinking is different from mine. Mine is that you say what you want and I'll say what I want. There's no reason for us to cras in on each other's fun. If you don't like my comment, don't pay attention to it. Simple problem, simple answer.

[saga111luna]

@fairybone0102 I agree with you and I don't want to sound mean with what I said. I'm not trying to attack you. You have your right to your opinion and in fact I agree with what you stated in your first comment. I just don't see the use of having to point it out and asking for people who agree to show it by liking. It's kind of condescending to people who happen to like twilight or JB. It doesn't make them bad people. I don't see why we have to fuel the hatred towards the fandoms here on youtube.

[fairybone0102]

@saga111luna I'm also not attempting to fuel the fire. But if indeed stateing my opinion fuels the fire, I ignore it and just say that if it chooses to burn, it won't burn me. But i also understand where you are coming from. I've heard people dislike it when other people do something, but sometimes things are doe at the heat of the moment. Things aren't always thought through, that doesn't make it stupid, it just means that it wasn't thought through.

[Nightfangfox]

@saga111luna Hey, fuck off. The fact that people agree with her show that you are the only one here who has a problem with it.

[saga111luna]

@Nightfangfox Wow dude, relax. I'm just expressing my opinion here. No need to be hostile.

[ShadowRainX]

Been watching Foamy's rants lately....Kinda the same think I was thinking! XD

[SynnisterSpyder]

...did germaine just have a 3 some with herself and her old self? lol old drawing and enw drawing XD

[LPGBloodletter]

My Little Pony porn exists. just sayin



[littlebuddyranaway]

@LPGBloodletter eewwwww

[Seeker5712]

Someone please tell me that what happened at the end didn't happen.

I'm begging you.....

[petriek1306548]

This is all so true about T.V

[gaintrobotsrulez]

Did I just watch a censored prono? O_O

[gigsters42]

I was to busy watching her have sex in the bg

[1littleseba]

were those really hot dogs?

[fluffy2994]

I have seen more truth come out of this squirrel rhan anywhere in real life

[RazielParagorne]

I think those clips of women teasing men are reaching a different audience though. Sure, they made have 50 million views, but they're reaching a different audience. Perhaps not the brightest audience.

[SorrowfulLesson]

He's right you know. I blame you all! Aaaalllllllll!!

[xblaze17x]

80 people like twilight and rubber bands

[lovly10000000000]

:/ how much you wanna bet someone was watching this just because germaine is getting cumed on in the background .__.

[geenius3ab]

Honestly this is the only foamy vid that I care to disagree with (Don't know if there are any more. Not sure.).

As a future cook, it's important to know what kinda foods are eaten by people around the world. And it is interesting to see what the person says about the food, as he is a decent food critic.

The thing about documentaries is that you will understand more of the topic... If the documentary isn't something that you find interesting, then don't watch it. The point of those is to educate.

[prittikitti925]

........microwave a poptart??

[saberwing753]

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[knightace2002]

also wth is up with the TV? O.O

[knightace2002]

lmao Trucker got me thinking of the History Channel seriously? this channel was reserved for documenteries on history and stuff NOT SOME TRUCKERS ON AN ICE SHEET IN THE NORTH POLE!!! also Pawn Stars, Hillbilly Handfishin', and the like are not needed keep the shows based on the channel thier from not realitys and all that bullcrap tho i do Enjoy watching Ancient Aliens and it's new season pretty intresting stuff :)

[glass12456]

thumbs up if your a true follower of foamy and shipped the hotdog thing

[StanleyBradshaw]

I use Rubber bands to hold my shoes together...

[DibbehFan13]

UGH! I HATE TWILIGHT!!!

[knightace2002]

@DibbehFan13 and yet many resort to the phrase "Twilight" to the movies and not to a point where the stars, moon, and sun are all in the same sky i find that the funniest thing in the world xD it's pretty beautiful tho

[DibbehFan13]

@knightace2002 well, i LOVE twilight(the time of day), because it's beautiful and quite and calm and cool.

[knightace2002]

@DibbehFan13 so do me and my gf she loves the Twilight hr it's her favorite time of day and for the same exact reason

[SuperStupidlyawesome]

ew germaine is fucking a cock in the back

[Nowhereherenear]

has any body noticed the bunch of cumshots germaine gets in the screen? or thats just me?

[ThePkmage]

only good doc- bear gills

[ab2aasd]

twilight sucks ass, who the fk is paris hilton? and rubber bands are used to hold things together or for slinging paper arrows at people ya hate.

[MRLarkin]

Don't play the Sims Foamy.

[Superathiest97]

say

[Superathiest97]

wait didn't foamy himself sau that people should listen to a oppisite point of veiw and then decide for themselves Hhmmmmm foamy please stop contradicting your self

[xchucktatorshipx]

@Superathiest97 yea, get both points of view then decide which you prefere or make you own view. being a closed-minded dick(not saying you are) vs being open to other ideas. listen to another point of view, then accept, reject, or adjust that view to you liking. a little insight goes a long way

[Superathiest97]

@xchucktatorshipx yeah im just saying those experts bickering are trying to show you valid points of both side they get nowhere in the end because you are supposed to decide is basicly what im saying

[159kira]

lol microwave a poptart

[lollypopalopicus]

I thank god every day that i have a computer to watch decent more tasteful things than whats on tv... like foamy.

[MegaQwerty1029]

I just stopped watching TV.

Problem Solved. For me, any way

[boovampy]

okay.. lol the Germaine getting a facial throughout the video XD

[invadersonia]

The background is as destracting as in the facebook rant.

[IHKFnew]

... *Stands up and claps*

Foamy... you are the best thing to ever exist. I can't decide to react to this video as classic or incredible.

[TronPachioftheDynamo]

How does YouTube allow this?!?! Germaine was getting a bukkake the entire video!

[darkflame7899]

This is why I nerded out years ago to playing video games

[Silverthehedgehog987]

did anyone else see germaine getting jizzed on in the tv??

[DivineFlamez]

i stoped watching tv

[NaruChaos7]

I didn't realize those weren't hot dogs until the end...

[IMPRACTICALUSERNAME]

How the fuck does an actual hot dog cum?

[Iizwatchingu]

@jimathers can we have Germaine doing a rant while Foamy gets covered in cum, stalked by the coffee guy or playing with 'nuts'? Come on do this for your female fans!

[geekymgee]

@Iizwatchingu foamy's ranted about people wanting him to do that