California On Self Service

[Jonty097]

shrek is CLEARLY mexican, cause thats the only job he's ever gonna get *trollface* =D

[Nathanofthelnternet]

I clicked on this video, actually thinking about was about legit self service and i was like... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh >.>

[mrdavidb8429]

California on the Gym

[MrPyroguy1]

Scooby-doo's laugh is fucking hilarious!:D

[TheLeader171]

fuck i dont want to look for stephjane31103 comment its to long ago

[Bobbiesgonewild]

California on trolls

[jajajavareful]

California On Trolls

[jaredabccrisscross]

2:48 Scooby Doo is still jerkin it

[onepuffwonder]

California On Australia

[7gbravo]

cali on traveling

[Schweinehunder]

How does this guy not get punched in the face. :|

[abornpoker]

Was very impressed that she was able to pick Kassem up so easily.

[HumanoidTyphoon91]

2:25 ROFL

[maluminse1]

wtf?? Gross? what an idiot. Christina the politician bs.

[maluminse1]

@maluminse1 *Christine Odonnell.

[draussie]

Hahahaha I got someone jerking it for me...This guy...LOL

[Oh6Hell6No6]

california on sex phone

[blackcat5702]

1:20 - 1:30



[IngridSumm18]

California on Starbucks

[vEkliipze]

Why the fuck was Arnold Schwarzenegger wearing a Shrek costume ?

[AssOffSpades]

CALIFORNIA ON FARTING IN SOMEONE'S EAR

[4mikey2kid0]

kassem: how many times do u do it....shrek: why would i do that i got feona

[joshcoco211]

California on Jersey Shore

[TheFineolase]

@joshcoco211 he did 1 on jersey shore

[Oce08]

2:27 Ouch!!!

[BlizzardzRS]

I just watch to hear his soothing voice at the end.

[emann43]

You've got a throbbin in your c down there and you drop trow and go to town in the kitchen...LMFAO

[hellomoon23]

@emann43 OMG!!!!! I just paused when he is saying that to LMFAO, and to see if anyone havr quoted the legend! ;D

[josephaper]

I was in class watching this, when at 0:50 i hear, "so how many times are you, flicking your bean down there?"

I rofled.

SOISOISOISOISOSOI

[palmtreebearer]

I thiought this was going to be about pumping gas. The more you know...

[vidurk]

scooby was such a dope fiend !

[kindle449]

California on Australia

[GetYourBoofOn]

california on australia

[HIUASAF11]

This is one of the funniest California Ons

[majok97]

cali on blowjob

[13LinkFan]

And there's kids around here...this couldn't be more scary LMAO!!  FUNNY SHIT@

[Karelkaarma]

cali on kassemg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[frozenspartan]

no doubt that comment was hilarious

[ImGodUFUCK]

strong girl!

[MrSideswipe10]

California on New Zealand

[NationalImageband]

California on Kassem G

[6yProductions]

Streak sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger lmfao

[shneebs100]

california on hitler!

[ModernHumanist]

surprisingly, about the same level of crudeness as your other non-masturbation related videos.

[NorCaliBeast]

"You win at life."

LMAO

[RobNoonanic]

You don't know what it's like to be her LMAO!!!

[brightonblock]

lol at the Mexican scooby doo. How did they even end up in those costumes....

[leothedrawer3]

i think the shrek guy is schwarznegger

[soccerplyr8898]

can't stop laughing about how horrible Shrek and Scooby doo were.... creepy

[Elvisistnochamleben]

SHREK IS ARNOLD !

[jibbleliciousd00]

cali on wolfs

[ivanmathers95]

So timothydelaghetto gets suspended for rapping about masturbation. But Kassem g talks about it in this video explicitly? -_______- not hating on Kassem though, mad respect for him just saying its not right!

[jaotter123]

OMG NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT NEVADA

[DollfacePrincessAmbi]

love it .. !!

[Kidz24]

"First of all I like to be alone..."

ahahahaha

[xxMRxONE2xx]

they were the best kardashian impersonators ever

[MsChodel]

California on Uranus

[qwerty5956]

I feel kinda of dumb, I clicked on the video thinking that the self service here was referring to gas stations, grocery stores, etc.

[McDiddys192]

CALI ON RAPE!!

[JaMarr2424]

I ROFLED SO MUCH scooby dooooooo :P

[ZachJamesFriend]

1:52 my dream wife

[ozawablog]

I want this video on my EX128 phone.

[tipsykwon]

Lol Scooby-Doo on crack.

[ItalianSausage0]

That could not be more incorrect

[santana2life]

i wonder if kassem ever gets beat up in any of the interviews

[ANoyceGuy]

The guy in the Shrek costume sounded like George Lopez.

[crazedchinchila]

i wanna meet you because i feel like you would just make everything so akward

[regan2ify]

scooby doos jackin off in the background

[ketz31]

2:44 - The terminator?

[xianos707]

I thought self service might be how at check out you can pay through a computer and serve yourself without a clerk doing it

[m0nkeyfl1p]

the focken' foo fighters recommended masturbation, would you look at that

[smalltugz]

youl figure it out lmao

[kurfle]

B( . Y . )BS @ 00:10!

[amazingshay1]

California on India

[MissLizWolf]

You should get Dick Dragon Dog to the fucking vet you stupid Bish.

[MyachiTipsandTricks]

now whenever I think of Scooby-Doo, I'm going to think of that guy's awful impression

[flip146]

2.16 big robs son

[stagiknight]

Can you do California on Maturbation part 2. Please interview some hot chicks in it as well!

[petohfyle]

i hate when guys say "hur hur i dont jack off, i have a girl do it for me"

[13narwhalsFTW]

O thought this was about filling your own car at a gas station

[RayRox17]

California on DUBSTEP

[FutureAbe]

omg Im drinking redwine and watching so much god damn Cali on, and its fucking funny, thumbs up if you've seen a crab.

[Skinnypumba1]

i read this as self defence shit i failed 

[classicROCKR15]

I didn't know Arnold Schwarzenegger played Shrek

[emnism]

I actually thought this video was about SELF SERVICING, like in the restaurants. Cause you know, americans are lazy...

[abovecenter]

"shit, aint nothin wrong with that my nigga"

[calfan3]

@abovecenter what episode was this? thanx

[theafroman1995]

that was the telemundo Shrek and Scooby

[kubabe93]

scooby doo is high as fuck hahahahaha. fitting.

[RissasOcean]

OMFG, that Scooby Doo laugh got me every fucking time! xD

[AnotherPanther]

YOU DONT KNOW HOW IT IS TO BE HERE *points at girl with no breasts at all*

[Vendettaune]

Anyone else notice that the "FOOFIGHTERS" comment is at the end of the video.

[AsAMatterOfFact1]

I used to masturbate until, I caught an arrow to the knee

[Lawlzerpanzerz]

@AsAMatterOfFact1 THAT'S NOT FUNNY! *Punchs wall*

[fghkjh21]

and to think I thought this was self service gas...

[dennisrayso]

california on Wolves

I cant believe you haven't done that one yet

[reaper1676]

i see a lot of people in california like to flog the dolphin

[spikejr3113jr]

did any one eals have Disney trailer before the vid plays

[BooGiMayn71]

what about this spot ... and what about his wolve shirts??

[MrApplefan123]

"I like to be alone"... "I dont like to gang masturbate" LOLOLOLOLOL

[ClassicShadowBox]

California on MissHannahMinx

[LocDawgd]

lol that scooby doo laugh impression killed me

[LightlyFried]

2:15 i have sex and still jack off

[msquareyaro]

WTF gang masturbate

[stephjane31103]

That was the WORST shrek and donkey impression ever :(

[ShlomoMetzenbaum]

@stephjane31103 haha that was shrek and scooby doo, not donkey

[confusedkid6]

@stephjane31103 that was shrek and scoobie doo....not donkey noob

[jackhwo1]

@stephjane31103 Considering it was Scooby Doo... Yeah you're right.

[TheGamingRoots]

@stephjane31103 That's because it was shrek and scooby doo.

[TheStrapass]

@TheGamingRoots the shrek and scooby comment was the funniest comment ive ever seen on youtube just thought you should know, im still laughing hahahahha

[myslanggang]

@stephjane31103 That is definantly scooby-do

[floddell]

no shoes no shirt and i still get service

[StarwarsFreak286]

that girl in pink dress was really effin cute

[jester69r]

My mom walked in my doing it, worst thing is i finished afterwords

[nimsahug]

Best intro

[Intrufusion]

California on "California On" videos

[KhandanK]

shrek souned like john c riellly

[NerdsWBNerds]

I'm moving to California and camping out right in that spot.

[Mojave706]

Shrek sounds like Seth Rogen

[dumbthingsdoneright]

california on fat chicks

[ymca1234smallmac]

i wish these were longer

[bram9333]

omg that dog is going to entertain kids

[blacknite67]

california on bum hair

[itzjustme100]

3:27 FOOFIGHTERS

[Pokamon21]

I've got fiona why would i need that? XD

[MrFifaPro2010]

California on high school

[ladiesman8193]

Cali on girls that squirt

[jadinga12]

California on KASSEM G ...come on who wouldnt want to see that

[TheArdenWhite]

Shrek and Scooby are Mexicans.

[frylock1991]

first of all i like to be alone, i dont like to gang masturbate.

[flowwitherhythm]

@CaliSwaq good story bro

[gilfordwins1]

california on california

[PrinceDrumstarr]

/watch?v=A5bmUMVkR78 funny

[181278rad]

cali on pregnacy



[181278rad]

cali on prostitution

[dominicfields15]

Seth Rogens in the shrek costume

[prebzen1]

I bet Shrek is a black guy

[jordycurtis96]

California on incest?!?!?!?

[awesomechika44]

california on my dick.

[dubstep133t]

california on world of warcraft

[GovindaTouzene]

2:44 lmaooooo ahahaha!!

[Mw2Freakshow]

California on Dubstep

[MasterMickkaG]

Scooby doo is on crack in this video lol

[kimi450]

California on India

[calivans24]

At :30 , she kinda looks like Dev

[Koops2245]

California on Grape Drank.

[iPhonesarekewl]

How much do you want to bet that the guy in the Shrek mask was Mexican?

[Dwarfman30303]

California on Dwarves (Fantasy kind not people with dwarfism. Though thatd be funny too)

[OyeBubbly3375]

1:55 Kassem sure can paint a picture

[cursefall1]

i laughed my ass of at 1:11

[13AngelsFan]

California on masturbation

[13AngelsFan]

nevermind i feel dumb now :P

[iBahbushkah]

California on high school

[TheRealChereeses]

California on High School

[Huntrguy102]

"Donkey! It's time.......singing! OK?"

[MeganMcken]

California on feminism

[ilikefairyfloss66]

california on sluts

[JETrippleR]

dick dragon dog FTW

[onsproductionz]

California on Illuminati

[ChiniKini]

California on the G spot

[muddyducky123]

Anyone else think that shrek sounded like homer simpson?

[Suldok]

shrek sounded like jackie chan ;D

[Suldok]

I GOT FONIA WHY DO I MASTURBATE XDDDDD

[SnipeyAZF]

California on Mexicans and Italians!!!

[Reuben568]

California on New Zealand!!!

[soccerguyt11]

I didn't know that a dogs penis is on Its stomach