Vampire Secrets 1/9

[xasthurr]

The black guy at 40 seconds made my 2006.

[bllabllabllaedheblla]

now days vampires are fag sparking disco balls wtf happend

[bellazteca1]

quite fukcn hating ppl vampires r sikc ass fukc

[Litledevil5]

i wonder how many wannabe vampire fags will have watched this and be happy

[InstrumentofGod360]

A person cannot come back from the dead if it is not God's will. There is no such thing as rotten bodies rising from the graves, that's a lie from the devil. Only on judgement day will the dead rise to be judged by the word

[varketili1]

@InstrumentofGod360 AGREED.

[InstrumentofGod360]

Jesus is not just someone who rose from the dead; He was the first born of creation who became the first born from the dead. The physical wine was a spiritual symbol of His blood.

[striderprime1]

These guys really don't know anything

[VicariousReality7]

I hear blood from the frightened is the best

[MrRoboGeorge]

Fucking idiots! Vampire word and "mith" originates form Serbia not Scotland you fucking idiots! First Vampire was Arnaut Pavle after him Petar Blagojevic and the famous Sava Savanovic!

[Ajamontenegrogirl]

@MrRobo hahaha...vazda li su Srbi prvi u svemu...:D nice

[darkwarriorkane]

"Jesus Christ the vampire" I smell a sitcom!!!

[XxBlindedGuitaristxX]

@darkwarriorkane It might work better as "Vampire Jesus" or "Christula" xD

[darkwarriorkane]

@XxBlindedGuitaristxX I like it we make him one of them sparkle bitches and the cw will jump on that shit lol

[Laxcon]

If those ppl who acts vampires can live more than 100+ without any plastic surgery on the wrinkle lines I will believe else it can only be myth!

[ccipollini1984]

Kali is actually a benevolant goddess and good to have in one's life.

[199291931]

What about zombies?

[darkservantofheaven]

@199291931 they did one on him to

[darkwarriorkane]

@199291931 or goblins lol

[scottieman2]

@199291931 They just did a thing about zombies.

[wieserd]

is this available on DVD?

[LegolasManowarMJ]

@wieserd Yes, check Amazon.

[akgreve91stars]

vapires are simple. number one, ya they are real. number two, a true real actual vampire is associated with satan. and it is blasphamy against god to be associated with those kinds of things.

[akgreve91stars]

so basically the whoe point of the show was to make fun of jesus. ok.....jesus didnt literally give his followers his actual flesh, and blood. he gave them wine, and bread. and it represented his fleash and blood.

[lizzardfem87]

@akgreve91stars while i agree this show doesn't have the context quite right, you seem to have forgotten the religious sects that embrace the idea that jesus actually did make the wine and bread contain his essence: look up transubstantiation, especially in churches like the Roman Catholic or Lutheran.

[darkwarriorkane]

@lizzardfem87 maybe he turned a part of his flesh or blood into the bread and wine? It's possible right.

[Kylesbabymama09]

Ppl who claim vampires aren't real are basing what the know of vampires off movies. Actual vampires don't always drink blood, don't always wear black, don't sleep in coffins, can't turn into bats, & are NOT immortal. Some ppl take it to an extreme & actually do what they see in movies, that's psychotic. But until u know an ACTUAL vampire, don't say it's fake. That'd be like 1 of them telling u that u are fake.

[NamChampskee]

Yeah SCORPIOS 

[RPenta]

Ah, the woman has it bass-ackwards-vampirism is the evil counterfeit of the resurrection of Jesus and the consumption of His body and blood mystically gives eternal spiritual life. As one character in The Omen says: there is an evil counterpart to that which is good like the Trinity of Father, Son and Holy Spirit and the evil Trinity of the Devil, the Anti-Christ, and the False Prophet. The best book to read before reading Dracula is the Exorcist.

[XXXBangBros]

Id fuck the mess outta Vampirella

[VhenteOtchoh]

@MyAccount3333 lol

[toxicskul]

real vampires has no reflection can't be seen in a video..fucking fake!!..

[vidviewer401]

@MyAccount3333 You hit the nail on the head.

[johnnyfive22]

this was a good documentary

[Chillmatic869]

vampires real vampires at least originated in india they aren't called vampires they are called raekens. The enemies of Brahma. They were fought 5000 years ago or something by brahma. They all have a choice between good and evil. Some were heroes as well. It is said that they are a strong race who and some not all have the ability to litterally tear a person in half bare handed. Said to be humans who transgressed and fought the gods and have half the uiverse.

[lunadawn23]

what the!? "Count Chocula??"..LOL!!!!!!

[ryderc69]

I think vampires were never real just a myth to explian the missing that the freemasons and occult took or even early scientists witch wasone of the explanations for jack the ripper? more credit for gosspel and giants then vampires who are probley regular humans who lioke the taste of blood and is part of blood sacrafice rituals of occult and freemasons?

[VampireOutlaw]

LOL, what a brain dead idiot accuses anyone of cannibalism and vampirism because of a METAPHORA? The last time I checked wine and bread are not from human body. Who exactly accused the early Christians? :D

[elliesmilegirl]

@VampireOutlaw I'm not accusing anybody and don't believe in vampires but bread is Christ's flesh and wine his blood, so there may be a possibility.

[briangohzhen]

Twilight....

[crimzonchyld]

My bf is supposedly distantly related to the Countess Bathory. It's kind of interesting.

[XIIIUser]

"We even eat them for breakfast..."

I nearly pissed myself from laughing when i heard that...shit that was classic

[blackashsunspot]

They god the Lilith story half assed.

[standupEFC]

What a load of shit.

[shoegalsho2]

Holy crap! Worst scottish accent ever! lol

[vampateer21]

@shoegalsho2 better than braveheart.

[grierson123456]

@vampateer21 not in the slightest

[vampateer21]

@grierson123456 well you smell funny!!!

[grierson123456]

@vampateer21 great comeback.....jackass

[vampateer21]

@grierson123456 wow it must be so easy to go through life with that extra chromosome.

[grierson123456]

@vampateer21 yipe it is sir

[vampateer21]

@grierson123456 thats great for you moron.

[grierson123456]

@vampateer21 yeah it is great dumbass

[vampateer21]

@grierson123456 wow yur dumb...

[mobfiggak1]

Well I'm really Frankenstein and I think it is real fucked up that their isn't a 9 part series about me...shit who do u think was old fang face's sidekick for all these years...me motherfucker! Who u think grabbed the bitches he bit up...where's my 15 min of fame!!!!

[imlaughing2death]

3:19 is epic awesomeness.

[Onreguadre]

It was adam who slept with beasts. lilith was given her own Paradise by God.

good catch with Christ the vamp, surely a story made up by guilty concious.

Lilith became God's avenging angel after Adam's fall. "eating babies" is a misogynistic lie.

[Onreguadre]

@Onreguadre Kali was india's demon slayer. The original Buffy.

[LaDanielita16]

thank you for posting :)

[Avankiri]

"Vampires, by nature, are immortal beings. As such, they never die."

Two things wrong here.

1. Vampires are already dead.

2. Immortal and "never die"...Redundancy much?

[CupCakeCorrupt]

same goes with Malaysia and Indonesia, we called it Pontianak, the legend said their origin is from a women that been killed while giving a birth or maybe a pregnant women, it's kind of old legend, correct me if i'm mistake. Some my friend said they also came from women that practice a dark magic stuff and if they break one of the taboo, they must drink a 44 virgin blood, that is also why they called as pontianak.

[1980theone]

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[padookieking]

yes, I am a "werewolf", personally I prefer human being, Im not that different from everyone else. I mean, I can lick my balls if I want, I love me some steak, and shit the full moon makes me uber horny. But really Im not that different, all you need is love ba ba baba baaa...?

fuck Im lonely

[TrueInnovator159]

@padookieking bahahaha!

[RosaLui]

...Er, it kinds of pisses me off that the relate Kali to vampires. She was a goddess and a protector and a warrior, not a freaking undead thing. >.>

That said, this documentary is quite interesting.

[heheCRAZYhehe]

@RosaLui ya i know! do you believe in kali? cause i do :D

[abdulbade]

ammm where are everywhere and ammm no where, what a geek. this kinda stuff u say and get raped for fag

[dragonofthedarknight]

Is it harmful to drink other peoples' blood?

[ImaginationButterfly]

actully there is no proof that Elizabeth Bathory actully bathed in the victims blood it could just be a myth or who knows it could be true.

[lamenzies]

@ImaginationButterfly absolutely!

I'm always sceptical of outrageous accusations of witchcraft/vampirism, especially from mediaeval/early modern times, and especially about women. There's always somebody behind the scenes set to make a profit from such an accusation.

Speaking of outrageous, those Scottish accents are dreadful!

Cheers for posting!

[emmyfay1225]

do u really think jesus is a vampire???

[ENJspeechie]

@emmyfay1225 IM not sure I can see where the historians are comming from.....

[darthporkius]

a machinegun that shoots bullets with wooden tips should take care of this lol.

[krullboll]

Always good to have the old war hammer with silver coating.

[sakuraXD200]

how to become a vampire...teach me ...truely...i m not joke...

[Miguelito1701]

@sakuraXD200

don't ask for it, wait (and buy some fangs)

[finalcontactmuaythai]

pretty kool

[nachoramirezz]

wow! thanks for posting this videos.