All of Gir's Crazy Sayings

[Dancingela1]

1 word. Gir. Nuff said.

[ElissaRperez]

BBBBBUUUUUURRRRRRIIIIITTTTTTTT­TOOOOOOOOOSSSSS!!!

i love gir:D

[snapeandlily4eva]

rename this girs BEST quotes

[xXMikuLuvuXx]

BURRRRIIITOOOOO D:<

[friezavsbardock1]

who crazier: tobi or gir ding ding ding ding GIR

[Funnymindparty]

Can I be a mongoose dog?

[webkinrock04]

He said: HI BABY! and I said: LOL XD

[jsbunbun87]

first, i was at my songs. then, I'm at babies laughing. then, people trying to break world records. then, things i can't really explain. then, pokemon strange moments. now, I'm at gir...i have no idea

[lynnette0126]

@jsbunbun87 Thats youtube for ya.. =)

[FrankTinTower]

basically everything he says

[Brokengirl214]

i have a gir shirt that says:I mustache you a question....Hes wearing a mustache haha lol

[XClaymoreLordX]

zim: quickly gir what did you learn" gir: "i saw a squrriel.. he was doin like this" -makes weird sounds- zim: "focus gir!"

[gmab2001]

GIR - Garbagemade Irkin Robot

[Beatleslover4458141]

Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doomd doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom, WHY WAS THEIR BACON IN THE SOUP, (GIR) IM EATING MY SOUP

[nataliekw]

Make room for the tunaaaa

[squirrelfan12]

@ the person who made this vid

Love the vid but u 4 got wen Gir kept making Zim & that other kid eat waffles or pancakes. Dib almost had him, remember? I like that part so can u + that & make the pics like move? Like show em from the episodes? PLEASE!!!!!

[mina2cool]

i ♥ gir

[parkcriss]

i <3 gir

[Awesomeme1109]

@sonimatic like really every one who agrees I say we make a protest to get it back .trust me it will work .who wonts to do it?

[Awesomeme1109]

My fav 2 are I loveded you piggey I loveded you and the doom song omg there soooooo funny am I right

[snickeyboom]

also there is no meow no doody song nogues who made waffles and no aww itlikes me you are a phony

[kidcold100]

I'M DANCEN LIKE A MONKEY i'm naked XD

[ShaquinLoves]

gir stands for geen irattating robot

[snickeyboom]

@ShaquinLoves no it is actually instead of sir form the first episode (standard invasion robot) to gir for zim a garbage invasion robot if you will

[xxGirLuvsUxx]

Invader Zim is now on Netflix

[Pieisyummy999]

the g in gir stands for tacos........ duuuh

[SleetGeekArtist]

And yet, they never use these on the Hot Topic Gir items. Instead, they use constant hugging and oversaturation of colors. "Tacos!!!" is better than "Free Hugs"

[lazerbeamcat]

@SleetGeekArtist worddd.

[Wolfgirl19992]

@SleetGeekArtist Well, I like my free hugs tee. But I like my " LOVES ME SOME TACOS" shirt even better. I am even wearing it right now

[crazydea28]

you forgot some for example "it was me i was the turkey all along"

[AwesomeMan961754]

Great vid

[TheAfrayser]

the g in gir means green

[TheAfrayser]

@TheAfrayser jk



[sonimatic]

the new kung fu panda show.... GET RID OF IT AND BRING BACK INVADER ZIM!

[ExperimentalAccident]

@sonimatic GOD I HATE that show SO much! Ugh, it's PURE garbage, it shows no real entertainment...

[Supersouthparkdude]

@sonimatic thx you that show is crap isnt it

[memow123]

@sonimatic I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!

[KayleeLuvsYhu]

@sonimatic OMG IKR!!!

[Jarrod12345654321]

@sonimatic they cancelled invader zim because it didnt get many views so it got cancelled

[beauxbatonsboy]

im tallest purple not gir xD

[DidYouEatMyMonkey]

@GirZimMikayla If it makes kids stupid how come i have been an A student all of my life?

[RandomlyAwesome64]

WHO ARE THE 2 ASSHOLES THAT DISLIKED THIS VIDEO!!!!

[cuteturtwig46]

i would give 5:38 secends to gir any time

[GirZimMikayla]

GIR-YAYYYY!!!

Zim-No GIR...that's bad!

GIR-awwww

Lol cx

[GhostLady15]

Gir reminds me of the grunts on halo. XD

[tailsfoxboy]

i man of wise words that has been sent down by jesus to speak jesuseses words when he was drunk and got in a bar fight with zues

[residentevil1051]

gir is played by a 50 year old man

[ninjathe13th]

has any one figured out what the g in gir stands for

[itaye666]

@ninjathe13th i ... don't ... know

[Thedarkpixie2]

@ninjathe13th no,what does it stand for? GENIOUS???

[fusionfallplayer6000]

@ninjathe13th What Gir stands for:

Greatest

Integrated

Robot.

Enough said.

[TheJCKStudios]

@ninjathe13th Jhonen said the G in GIR stood for Garabage

[metalchick951]

@TheJCKStudios SIR stood for Standard issue Information Retrieval unit... GIR was made of scrap parts so... Garbage made Information Retrieval unit?

[shadowblaster51]

@TheJCKStudios NICE ONE BUT I LIKE GIR

[laramiet011]

@ninjathe13th I DOON'T knoo :3

[DaLukkyBoi]

@ninjathe13th garbage

[Shadowlolz]

@ninjathe13th Greatest?

[rasberrypeanutbutter]

@ninjathe13th green? idk

[XxlingmaoxX]

@ninjathe13th honestly I think it stands for garbage...  In one of the episodes he was found in the trash while others got SIR units Zim ended up with GIR. GIR differs physically from other SIR units in that his head contains odds-and-ends rather than artificial intelligence hardware.

he's still the best though :)

[Ravensslave]

@ninjathe13th I am pretty sure it stands for garbage seeing as he was made from parts out of a garbage can lol

[TheBiggBoyyss]

@ninjathe13th /watch?v=QHDDYiyyysw

[AwesomeOwlsRock]

@ninjathe13th Greatness?

[MidnightStarFilms]

@ninjathe13th green

[SybilSolo]

@ninjathe13th SIR - Standard issue retrieval unit

GIR - Greatest Issue Retrieval Unit

[DGCRP]

@ninjathe13th the g stands for GIR

[SuperNinjaTurtleFF]

@ninjathe13th Greatest, as in Greatest Irken Robot.

[joypenguin8]

@SuperNinjaTurtleFF You forgot in all of the universe.

[xfrogxlove]

@ninjathe13th no

[kkwawa1311]

@ninjathe13th GARBAGEEEEEE

[PanfuBigFan]

@ninjathe13th GIR - Great Ironic Robot

[HermesChildOfRain]

@ninjathe13th Garbage, because the Tallest threw garbage into his head for brains :)

[SnarrySiremus101]

..sorry i meant Gir

[SnarrySiremus101]

When Cheese sings the doom song he bcoms epic

[TheShelbyrocks]

You forgot the Taco taco taco..

[Blondiemyhorse]

@TheShelbyrocks you got that rite

[fromach]

GIR is the best non-evil evil robot ever

[custombricks123]

salted nuts

[kxchz98]

I LOVEDED YOU PIGGY! I LOVEDED YOUUUU! That's a lot of love.

[Hildie003]

GUESS WHO MADE WAFFLES!!

[mahaLoLolo1]

What about, "they got peanuts and soap in 'um!!!!"

[DragonessArya]

Best five and a half minutes of my life <3

[caitlynbug1]

i want to be a mongoose can i be mongoose doggy

[TheSurfaceofTheMoon]

WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!

AYE MAID IT MAHSEHLF!!!!!!!

[bumblebeegirl2000]

Ahhh almost 6 minutes of gir :)

[shadowyshadida]

XDD

[invadergir2011]

Heres an idea for nickelodeon, Cancel sponge bob queer pants and bring back My GIR!!! Agreed?

[stingray044]

@invadergir2011 no take away dora

[GirZimMikayla]

@invadergir2011 i TOTALLY agree with you.....geez...i freakin HATE spongebob! :C stupid show and it makes kids stupid after 9 mins.....look it up

[DidYouEatMyMonkey]

@invadergir2011 um no how about the stupid ones like kung fu panda, big time rush, or something i was raised on spongebob ok?

[invadergir2011]

@DidYouEatMyMonkey Actually spongebob can stay, Lets eliminate Those Penguins of Madagascar and Dora instead.

[DidYouEatMyMonkey]

@invadergir2011 now i agree that is that's only thing i like on nick anymore (bec=sides nick at nite) i miss the old shows like invader zim, ned's declassified, zoey 101, unfabulous, ect, bring back the 90's!

[invadergir2011]

@DidYouEatMyMonkey I want my rugrats back, they were the best cartoon show on nick in the 90s in my opinion. Zim came in 1999 of course but rugrats was 93 94. I dont really watch cartoon network anymore cuz all the cool show are gone. I love my ed edd and eddie!

[DidYouEatMyMonkey]

@invadergir2011 no truer words have been spoken

[phanjonathanm]

@invadergir2011 Omfg i miss rug rats too xD I liked the pizzy girl.Hmmm...I dont even watch anything anymore,except spongebob,and i like the stupid ed .-. hes funny,courage is awsome.

[828moshi]

@invadergir2011 AGREED!!!!!!!!!!!!

[phanjonathanm]

@invadergir2011 Spongebob is awsome,cancel those other gay tv shows.

[invadergir2011]

@phanjonathanm Agreed, I can tolerate spongebob, infact his new shows are alright, I can watch those. But those damn penguins got to go!

[thekingofcoolness1]

@invadergir2011

screw YOU!

spongebob is legend!!

[Spongebobnumbah1fan]

@invadergir2011 I guess I agree. The new episodes suck and I have all the good episodes.

[DaLukkyBoi]

@invadergir2011 or just cancel that goddamn fairly oddparents

[WoozworldSoFresh]

@invadergir2011 i like spongebob i rather they cancel the teen shows there boring i only seen like a few episodes of gir on youtube

[ryleymaddog]

@invadergir2011 its on nicktoons

[blueranger1983]

Best Youtube Video ever!

[HabboLoverr]

gir? what dose the g mean? i DUUN'T know

[blueranger1983]

God I freaking LOVE Gir!

[BlackFalcon269]

This video was so good: I'M GUNNA WATCH IT AGAIN!!!!!

[dfdptfdm]

"lets make biscuits" that's what she said

[wraithkillz]

but i NEED TACO'S i need them orelse i will esplode........that happens to me somtimes......LOL

[SamanthaThePuma]

Some one needs a Hug >3

[SamanthaThePuma]

Some one needs a Hug <3

[755knight]

G Gi Gir Gir i Gir is Gir is a Gir is aw Gir is awe Gir is awes Gir is aweso Gir is awesom Gir is awesome

[BeatleLover919]

im guna eat a rat!!!!!

[EmerIsForReal]

lol HI BAYBEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *eyes pop out*

[Legopossible]

did gir say "mother and i made us cupcake burrito cat. multi flux TACOS ARE, FUN FUN?"

[HollyAndrews1000]

Gir: I gotta go pee! ill see ya laterr!!

[HollyAndrews1000]

IIII MADEE ITT MYY SEELFFF!!!

[GJ094]

I love Gir. He's so random.

[MicaylaPaige]

Can I be a mongoose dog? :)

[zimpetcynder1]

yes..... wait a minute.......... no....

lol

[lordadrian1000]

IIIIIII LOOOOOOOVE WHHHHHAAAAN HEEEEEEE SSAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIDDDDDD 'BUURRRRIIITTTOOOOOOOS'!!!!!!!­!!!!=D

[Bloonddays]

Aww I wanted to explode XD

[Beastbabe2]

I love how he says to make room for the tuna like it's the most obvious thing on earth. XD

[zuangie04]

theres only 1 ass hole in this world who hates this vid

[98CJB29]

Invader Zim. MOST AMAZING SHOW EVER!!!!!!

[Darkrozelover29]

@98CJB29 I Know Right. i cant believe they dont show it no more :(

[98CJB29]

Zim-WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE STOVE!!!

Gir-I MADE IT MYSELF!!!

best evar

[Mirokukeiiswatching]

I luv this show

[wetdream2323]

i love the little tacos i love them good =]

[spotmaxdog]

i was the first dislike... i disliked so that i'd be the first dislike..

[bubbaman39]

i would love this as a ring tone!!

[kittycat0143]

gir is a good beat boxer XD

[NeonTreesLUVA96]

Gir is sooooo flippin adorable:D. i just love him :D

[123zwitter]

Zim-WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP!

Gir-I made it my self!

[LivdollLover55]

"oooooooh O_O"

Zim - A hunter distoyer0

Gir - What is it!?

Zim: a hunter distroyer-

Gir - WhAt is it!? :D

Zim - -.- A hunter distoyer Machine

Lol xD

[Hunterplaysandsings]

@oromaaka3 it's soap

[legojohnII]

indeed gir is AWESOME! HE'S TOTALY AWESOME!!!!!!!

[toontownlover8564]

GIR IS AWESOME XD

[Fallenpeach1]

Hehe I love this :3 ♥ Gir forever!! But you forgot when he says 'YAAAAAY!!!! IT BURNS!!" xDD

[09ckey]

1,586 people do not like bacon on there soap

[natasha1057]

I LOVE GIR I REALLY DO. DOOM

[SPSimounFan]

Tacos <3

I Love Gir!!!

[OfficialDomo]

WERE DID THE NICE PIGGY GO?

[gabriellava1]

THERE'S A CHANCE TO BRING BACK INVADER ZIM WITH NEW EPISODES!! it's no joke, Operation Head Pigeons: a facebook group, has called Nickelodeon early in December and the Burbank is now on our side. Phase 1 is complete, now it's time for Phase 2: Shopping. Nick has released a DVD called Operation Doom (released in Feb.) and if enough people preorder/buy it on Nicktoons. com, NICKELODEON WILL RECONSIDER AIRING NEW IZ EPISODES! SPREAD THE WORD AND ZIM SHALL RULE!!

[erinthebrownie]

@gabriellava1 YEAHHH! WOOP WOOP WOOP!

[17Rayos]

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[flyingmonkey722]

i love gir!!!!!!!!

[13missknowitall]

TTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCC­CCCCCCOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!!

What does this do!?! What does that do?!?

[xIloveMusickkx]

i loveded you piggy i lovded youuu-ouu-hoo-hoo! <3

[1996annabeth]

The Doom Song Is On My Phone :D

[loveland1234p]

yeah no one hates this gir rulez=D

[cherylsmith75]

Dodododododododo

Doooodoooodoooo

Dooo doooo doooooooooooooooo

[iloveguys1234512]

I am much like gir

1NV80R Z1M G1R

[gothbabii188]

see that guy in the cage ? his name is Bob. Bob stole my cookie. I don't like it when people steal my cookie. Silly Bob.

[misschibigirl101]

zim:"keep it down do you want to wake up the whole planet!"

gir:" i doooo!!!!" :)

lol sooo cute!! i <3 gir!

[2000Thecommentgirl]

Gir kicks Fairly odd parents and spongebob's ASS. Kids these days are stupid non- taco loving dumb...people.

[FeltonissoTomHot]

I HERT GIR. I HEART GIR I HEART GIR I HEART GIR I HEART GIR I HEART GIR I HEART GIR I HEART GIR I HEART GIR I HEART GIR I HEART GIR I HEART GIR I HEART GIR I HEART GIR I HEART GIR I HEART GIR I HEART GIR I HEART GIR I HEART GIR I HEART GIR... I REALLY DO! <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

[FeltonissoTomHot]

GIR:the guidey chippy thingy. ZIM: why would you do that? GIR: to make room for the cupcake.

[KRAZYCorps]

Now Dib, I leave you to your... (say moosy fate, say moosy fate) ...Your moosy fate! (*giggles*)

[Kittygummygulpr]

its now my ringtone:)

[cameronm23]

i saw a squirell... it was doing like this t th th t th t t

[SamhainTheDark]

Zim: WHAT HAPPENED? How did you run out of fuel that quickly?

GIR: I emptied it out.

Zim: Emptied it? Why?

GIR: To make room for the tuna!