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God bless you two
MrAlejo729 3 months ago
Actually, instead of cursing Ham(the one son who saw the drunkard Noah naked) the fictional god character in the bible (at Noahs request) curses Noahs own innocent grandson; Canaan who was not even there. It is amazing to think that theists actually read this nonsense, and: 1] think that it is true, and 2] think that it is a moral thing for a supposedly all-knowing/all-righteous god to do. Which is to curse the innocent.
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Katalyzt 9 months ago
"I'll kill myself, to myself.....word" Hahahaha God must be the ultimate gangster. Cold Bloooooooodedah!!!!
StayGold42 11 months ago 3
omg the "Moooom" part was so funny
aryaxt 11 months ago
epic
CntrBrdr 11 months ago
They are mocking ze lord!
squreshi10 1 year ago
Hot fuck, that's epic
ac1th 1 year ago
GOD: go and sacrifice your son for me!!!
ME: you first!
Kaffee952 1 year ago
That was probably the best summation of the bible I've ever heard!
Roper122 1 year ago 2
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MAT the DILL blocks valu777 is he afraid?
Mat 13:24 Another parable put he forth unto them, saying, The kingdom of heaven is likened unto a man which sowed good seed in his field:
But when the blade was sprung up, and brought forth fruit, then appeared the tares also. Servants of the householder came and said unto him, Sir, didst not thou sow good seed in thy field? from whence then hath it tares?
He said unto them, An enemy hath done this. Are you the enemy of GOD sowing bad seed?
valu777 1 year ago
"I'll just kill myself... to myself... word!" lol
GuerrillaAtheism 2 years ago 7
I love Matt's rants.
nick260682 2 years ago
this man studied to be a preacher and finally found out that it was all nonsense, why can't other people, if people actually saw the bible like the way he described it they would be ashamed that they ever believed such crap
jpc08109 2 years ago 23
nailed it
jpc08109 2 years ago 7
LMAO thats sooo funy.
Tough most cristians look at those things as metaphores, not literaly.
105km 2 years ago 7
@105km i think fewer christian, I would say younger new christians do, but most of them take 'em literally
simw7 1 year ago
2:42, "The bible is a comedy of failures of this god character, from start to finish." Too right.
dewonthegrass 2 years ago 47
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przemekklimczak 2 years ago