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[spacebear97]

I stared into his eyes the whole time, and now I can't stop staring like he does.

coool :3

[r33na1]

awww... i'm 16 XD

[AbbieT232]

Marry me, please. You make me laugh.

:D x

Also, i <3 doctor who and i'm definitely not taller than you cause i'm 13 :D Message me for a date. xD

[Kampoebillieboy]

YOU SUCK

[zonkov88]

hahahahahaha

[sndsam]

ROLF XD

[Richmundify]

try harder please

[Lascivious144]

No smokers, eh? Well then, go fuck yourself.

[curtsphobias]

i wet myself laughing, haha

[LoveShiaGDSN]

1) I'm a Gemini 2)I love Doctor Who 3)I read...books 4)I have dark hair 5) This video is awesome xD

[jajack33]

its 1337 not 1335

[paimail21]

@jajack33 you have no idea

[tehRAWRdeRAWR]

if i were older, i would date you. the insanity is a plus XD

[abloodyfox]

I would date you

[kimmejj]

Hahaha, hilarious

To all the dumbfucks.. Sure, it is real

[CarelessPoptart117]

is this.. real?

[000000AEA000000]

Iam a scorpion too... all Scorpions believe starsigns are shit... thats a special trait of scorpions ... *duh*

[spearofhope2]

Bernard goes from an akward dating video to a Hannible Lecture in fifteen seconds.

Nice.

[xcoolymanx]

i'd never date you not because your skinny or somthing in fact your a complex and interesting man but how you remember school makes you insane

unless this whole video is a spoof and then its funny

btw im a man

[zoeohman]

LOVE IT :D

[TheLittleKristy]

I hope you're more complex than you appear in some of your videos.

[ShadowWolfMusic]

You are so cool ! I Love your videos :)

[lippsfamily]

NO Not all Geminis xD

[NotMissSunshine]

is it just me or at 0:33 he looks really evil?

[xcoolymanx]

@NotMissSunshine nah he looks annoyed

[TheHarrypotterfan9]

you sir have a tenious grasp for the rules of dramatergy

[TheJamesTrain]

Decent acting, but kinda annoying.

[Matthew21298]

rofl i almost pissed myself sooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!

[natattatatt]

haha thanks for the link.. very funny.

yay for doctor who ;)

[DylanBlueEagle]

LOL love how you start shouting and then when she says ease off you go completely normal again

[BrainlessOffender]

you suck and making movies, you pathetic geek!

your premise is shaky and your outlook is bleak!

[dmengeler]

The advertisements on this page are ridiculous.

[jnjoblon]

Lol, this was really good.

I'll check some more of your stuff out later.

[victoriadoneva]

"a woman who reads........books!" the filter got tighter by thousands, well specified! ;)

[Analist]

hahahah

[csybu]

this is so funny.

[lydia5516]

haha my boyfriend is a scorpio

[Steerpikes]

Funny how your most famous video aint the best one

[effeilensucre]

"I'm sensitive..." "HUUUUM!" ^^

[brucel33]

ahahah funny

[shorty41gtoguy]

Faggot...

[NotZeMaidOfOrleansFV]

Nope, all I noticed was that you used "your" incorrectly. It's 'you're,' genius.

FAIL

[nitemarez444]

idc.... i dont really if i use good grammer online, its not fucking english class

[NotZeMaidOfOrleansFV]

So what. You either learned how to spell 'your' correctly in school, or you didn't. If you know how to spell a word, you don't just spell it wrong for no reason. If you spell it wrong, especially over and over again, that just means you didn't know how to spell it. So yeah, FAIL.

[nitemarez444]

ok i get i made a mistake, now get the dictionary out of you're ass and stop trying to feel good by trying to put people down on youtube cause we're to lazy to spell shit correctly or use proper forms of the word. If you want to do this become an editor.

[NotZeMaidOfOrleansFV]

It's not about being lazy, it's about not knowing. And I don't see how a dictionary would've helped me. You think I looked up 'your' in the dictionary or something? That wouldn't help me know that you mixed up 'you're' with 'your.'

And you know what, the only reason I keep calling it a FAIL is because I'm seeing those stupid posts everywhere and they're so annoying. It was annoying of you to make one, and then on top of that, you mixed up your and you're... annoying to the max.

[Twilightgirl200]

kinda pickey

[wackedoutgurl]

hahhahahaha oh man

[HabsRule92Remy92]

I'm a Gemini!!!!! :o(

[hitman45400]

i love this video, in so many ways.

[Vdragon]

oh 3:59...nice

[xSpringfieldx]

well done :)

This was very good

[bunnilee]

seen a few of your videos. very funny! great job with the editing on your mass suicide vid. lol

[freezingman66]

Laughed.

Rare for me at youtube videos.

Good job.

[cronodob]

well said about the docter.

like when he met himself rom the previous series that was some good writing

[dogface1123]

Who is the british seductress video coach he's talking to?? Her accent has me extremely aroused! Actually, the whole video does. I always get a stiffy when I laugh uncontrollably. Funny, and brilliant. You should run for congress. We could use a representative whose IQ is measurable. On the other hand, a genius IQ like yours would be wasted in politics. Brilliant politicians usually end up getting shot. Stick with humor, you're good at it.

[PinkPopRockOutbreak]

Hahaha!!!! Funny stuff!

"Is it a character trait for all Gemini to belive in bullshit?" Classic...

5/5 stars!

[persianscomeandgetth]

LOL!!!

[cutie101loveit]

lol is this real?

[shirafuzzi]

I love the Doctor!

Therefore, I love you most of the time.

However, you shall stay alone. Sorry. =(

(I'm someone else's companion now.)

[goldenresidueofbliss]

'I won't have your babies', but I'd elect myself to your feet, having you employ me with emotions at your whim.

Eh, although I smoke -- the video was very comical and as you see, inclined a pathetic intention in me to comment.

[Arrows73]

in which film did you play???

[phaphrot]

I still lov this! Im waiting for your new vid :)

[LoreleiMission]

gawd, I still love that "there isn't much I haven't read" rofl

[skaterterrist]

Oh and how you laughed...ahahahah

[TheRealBambgirl]

hahahahaa!

seems to me that you are looking for the former in crowd girl....that's sad;)

[StifMaster92]

when I see you I think of Jim Carrey :P

[takoon513]

has to have the weird smile he gives like in ace ventura then you got it

[AmayaNailo]

I'd date you. lol

I have all your preferences except the accent, and your age. xD

[kitttenface]

Very off topic, but I just noticed that there's 1335 comments ahah.

Great video.

[Kaseyshere101]

And you just ruined it.

As did I....

xD

[6cheesy6]

David caruso nice!!!

[zapleaf]

LMFAO, the ending made me lmao.  Faved.

[FreelancerPowermaf]

you are hillarious man!

[pukkewukje]

yeah! for dr. Who!!

Love the eyebrows....i have it all, except i'm 33 and blonde....sorry (close but no cigar)

[jorgefried]

you looks like an invader zim character

[wolffenhaus]

48 and I smoke, brooklyn accent, read more then you have. hands registered as letheal weapons. refuse to learn to spell. will use dictionary if provked. top notch private parts if I do say so myself. open that mind, hardass.

[nx2overide]

lol Great vid

[DisneyHoe]

I've got a Norwegian accent? (:

[ellemeretrix]

If only I were single... sigh.

[RTCVideoz]

She sounds like the women from the radio-hacker... in the game Mercenaries 2. Lol...

[caper456]

holy shit dude your right!! i never noticed

[CptnQuattro]

amazing, just amazing, best vid i've seen yet.

[suzieq008]

I can relate, Bernard. You are soooo good!

[claudalaud]

oh you are too funny bernard.

[PixterPro]

holly frikamolly!

is this actually true?

nice shot I must say!

[strawberryXswirl]

a reader..of books

[CarrotOrangeFruit]

Is she from Australia?

[SupernaturalFtw]

No she's English.

[samirvf]

lol lol hahhahahah

[Holly316172]

lol brilliant

[Fahadinho85]

like reading huh ... read quran full of faith

[paintballcrazyMA]

I live in Boston.... well not really BOSTON... I live in Mass though,

[janelhead99]

but do you have a super duper cool scarf? if not - your star sign wont help you one bit on planet nymphos

[oXCycloneXo]

classic .

[Matt482942]

hes an arrogant prick actually

lol

[QueenofAntarctica]

You're my favorite!!

[Doubleornothin996]

U suk

[crapamusesme]

hey i hope thats not real... but if u dont mind dating a girl from Indiana like me...

jk. :)

[hustona1]

haha, i hope that's not real!

[HistoryGirl2]

it's not lol. It's a jk.

[RockrFilms]

lol. i luv ur videos.

[leobotgrl90]

aww! that was great!

bernard! ur the kewlest!

[Sindre1]

Doctor Who FTW!

[BingoProductions]

Bernard-- Marry Me. NOW. lol.

[SplendidDissenter]

genius

[jadeevalley]

lol...ur funny!! great stuff, man!

[ic3man1234]

you suck

[sicko123432190]

I would like to date you :)

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH xD

[ladysaphia]

I think i like you. Funny, funny man.

[wereherepwns]

Great mean to calm transition towards the end. I did something like that on a stage, and it took me maybe a month or so to get it right. Good job.

[Tradix15]

hehe fart

[spensergavin]

did you ever have an accident..like ruptureing the center of your brain. in the frontal lobe region?

[Kittylovr]

I meet most of your requirements; dark hair, pretty short at 5'4", spanish accent, i'm going for my doctorate, i love sci fi (Doctor Who on paper and how he is portrayed by David Tennant. I love Captain Jack too, amazing character.) and world cinema, I even live near Boston. With one problem, I'm 18. Aww, too bad. That was really funny. Smart humor with a touch of sarcasm. Saw this for the first time today and I couldn't stop laughing. Your definitely one of a kind. Hope you find someone.

[esj561]

lol this sucking

[frootbat31]

Does this mean we can stalk you now? ;-)

[annonymousman]

dude that was aswsome

[HornetUK1]

you suck

[6cheesy6]

YOU SUCK HE´S A MASTER

[thedeathofinnocence]

Nah, that's just you.

[6cheesy6]

And how you laughed with youre "in-crowed" freinds.

Loved it.

[darkkittycry]

lmfao

[HistoryGirl2]

I'm a libra

[mastodon42393]

i live in boston!!!!!

[darknemesis]

If you find that girl can you ask her for a sister for me ( or maybe a clone it will work fine )

P.S: I'm Gemini :O

[Safagan]

I hope horrible things happen to you.. im not that ignorant anymore!

[mycatiskipper]

w00t! go outcasts of society!

[zeno111111]

I have lost count of how many times i have watched this, so good and i love the womans

accent i think english accents are affected

contorted and lazy with dropped consonants

i use voice recognition software it probably

won't work in england but i love her accent

[JDLT2142]

woooh...go the skinny kid (the nerd shall inherit the earth) and the jock will inherit his father's alcoholism

[Rubyfiregirl]

I'm most of his requirements... >.> Lol! I say most because... I'm only 13. -.-' I have a boyfriend, anyways, haha.

[AngelAlchemistRach]

THAT was awesome! =D

True and hilarious!

[Lardothefox]

oh yea, you'll be getting them by the millions.

[lilmisstashaxX]

hehehe

[TwistedFateFilms]

Charming. How tall are you?

You're probably a giant. They always seem to be a bit angry. Except for the work I work with. He's nice. And looks a little like Jesus.

[MadameDeces]

hahahah!!!!

You are becoming a master.

[Mikalino13]

Or a willingness to dye it.

[Jamesinberko]

YEAH YOU TELL THEM! WOOHOOO

[lostindisillusion]

LOL the end is just perfecttt "can i get a copy of the tape, i wanna put this on youtube"

that is SUCH a youtuber thing to say ahahahaha i love it

[nastyrats]

shouldnt it be 1337date?

[nuttinikki94]

Brilliant.

Was that really for a dating agency?

..

Your bluffing!

[Urza216]

"A reader...... of books."

lol

[LoreleiMission]

and "there isn't much I haven't read" lol

[borderlineaverage]

rofl this always makes me laugh. love it.

[youmanjam]

thats a ok i say 2 words you suck

[maladroitmortal]

DATE ME

[zeno111111]

wow you are fantastic. The girl in the

voice-over is also great. "just a touch"

[thecheesypig]

this has gotta be one of the best "series 2" videos

[barricader6]

lol

[LostgirlF815]

haha that was really funny!

[unbad13]

lolz!!! need to get in touch now! lolz

[TheRealMcCoy14]

man, do you ever blind? you are like doctor who, his eyes are always perpetually open like that = )

[markkemo209]

genius video

[NocriZle]

great

[matt062992]

lmao did he actually put this up?

[bornasnoob]

nice

[juliadepuy]

you really need a girlllllllfriendddddd. this is cute. I too met Davey C (see? we're really close) and he told me he's not too fond of you either.

[alanace64]

fast serious talking makes you speechless.

[Marcilexi]

You are very talented my friend... you have a gift for comedy and "elegant" sarcasm... loved it!! Genius!

[Noyjeetut]

Genius.

[Xxchemicalgirl101xX]

lol, that was really funny...probably why i subscribed to your vids, but anyway this is a funny vid! LOL

[milky491]

which doctor is youre favourite? mine is david tennant he is a great actor

[brendontaylor]

That is funny, very funny one of the funniest things i've seen this side of my life. Will watch some more. Thanks

[Bluemissy1]

lol that was funny

[callumAS]

lol jk but erm is this actually serious? :|

[callumAS]

lol u morons hes a qu**r...well sounds like it!

[sakuranzu]

LOL You like Dr. Who! xD I'm so sad the series is taking a 2 yr break D:

You're ideal girl sounds like me xD Except I'm 6 feet tall and underaged :P

[mrgenius4]

lol

[ZeaZoth]

LOL zD

[wet645]

lol cheerleader become whores when they grow up :D

[jagjaghuh]

yes

[wet645]

thanks for agreeing :D

[darkarmeddragon1233]

LMFAO

[Girlzrule996]

dude, you wanna date my sister?

she's a spaz, too.

[ugipse]

Just brilliant

[DarkUnknown7]

dude great job, you could really make somthing here (Y), and its really rare 4 me to like somthing , but i liked your videos!!

[kasperg91]

Funny :P

[zabimaru122]

i like docter who.

[NarnianNancy]

Blech, this fourth season of Doctor who just... isn't near as good as the past few have been. Except for the whole Jenny thing. That's pretty awesome. But nothing's really getting in touch with the human psyche. Only the Ood episode kind of sot of maybe did.

...

Anyway. Watched it again. Still think you and my half brother could be great friends. No idea why, though.

...

[whquick]

I totally agree the first two series of the new doctor who where amazing, the 3rd was okay, and this 4th one is pretty crap in comparison, the plot lines are far more obvious and flawed, and Cathern Tate was definetly the wrong person for the job if you ask me, further more they've sold out for cheap gags if you ask me, bah, but its still a great show, and i also think the Ood episode was the best of this series so far. There takeing a break nextt year, so maybe series 5 will be better. :-)

I disagree, the one last week with the mimic, and also the ones w