How To Escape a Choke Hold

[ImjustYouTubing1]

like i am going to measure how much i need to be from the distance...

[cristianos1313]

8 for croch hit XD

[hellhunter359]

id just use my non dominant hand (im my case left) and d\pit them in front of my throat, then use my dominant hand (my right) and keep punching the person in their face

[Pompadour123]

0:54 ouch that should hurt...

[CheetoPasta]

OR stab him with the knife you should keep with you at all times

[Danyel515]

You will need : Martial Arts Techniques

Ok, wait 5 years, im going to my shaolin temple... LMFAO!

[GlitchingTutorial14]

0:53 Ouch!

[TheBrandonking]

like a boss

i use to choke people till i took an arrow to the knee

shit i say

[328805]

Step 5: Don't call the police. Leave their corpse in your driveway as a warning to other's who want to put you in a choke hold

[superdragao12]

0:07 for a Idiot

[Rikudaru27]

I'm sure this choke is over-used, but...

She wouldn't be in that position if she was in the Kitchen.

[SuperFriik]

Step 1:Take your Desert Eagle out of your pocket.

Step 2:Shoot the chocker in the head

Step 3:Escape

Did you know, you can get a Desert Eagle free from any gun shop

[JonuMusic]

1. Slap him in the face

2. place the body under the car

3. drive

[odiegwapo123]

0:14 Beautiful i'll let her hold me.  hehhe

[Siegthor]

Ah lol nice

[EinLienZ]

Whatever! I can escape anything with just one easy move!

1. Kick your enemy in the balls!

If your enemy is a girl then ur on ur own pal!

[mrfail04]

8 for an EPIC FACE

[ecarrace100]

If that man really used his strenght that woman would have been dead

[ladev1988]

you have less than 10 seconds before you blackout so this gives you just enough time to think "what wash the name of that show where they talked about the chok..... ..................."

[tekata1999]

Step 1. Punch the guy straight in the face

Step 2. Get the fuck away as quick as possible

[pauloesnegro]

The criminal is Eric Koston!

[LOGAN97sk8s]

@pauloesnegro I bet this is a Berrics skit.

[toxyoxin]

step 1. be a karate black belt.

step 2. carry a Kbar.

did you know hitting someone in the balls may result in pain?

[WNxRadeon]

when i grab someone from behind i always put my leg infront of theirs or put my foot on theirs, so this will not work if i am holding you.

[NFLnintendoforlife]

so she just leaves him there...

[kicken41]

0:55 for boobs

[MrUlug89]

step one : do something and kick his balls =)

[multigamefreak7]

press 8 for nutshot



[vinnie607]

the best bitch slap ive ever seen

[Iphone99S]

Press 8 to get a boner

[SuperPoketown]

press 8... that gotta hurt

[bhinton5309]

talk about bratsy

[cyclone271]

this made my day

[SuperFavourite123]

bollocks

[SomeGuyWithAFace9]

I think they post these just to laugh at the comments

[waffles4everful]

hes ganna thing that hes ganna be raped 

[jacolify]

kung-fuuuu motha fuckaaaaaaa



[belhaj7]

step 1 ask a proffesional martial art expert

step 2 do it right

did you know if you ask a professional it wil works for above 70 percent

[Gunbros1234]

Bad ass karate girl!!!!! O_O

[Gunbros1234]

Bad ass karate

Girl!!! O_O

[waffleman1990]

:51-:57 ass whooping by a girl!

[TH3N00B675]

step 1:higher chuck norris

did you no: some apples aren't red

[Rsandee]

How to escape a choke hold.

You will need: A gun.

Shoot that fool dead.

Did you know? People can die.

[EGRJ]

Step 5: Turn into a three stooges video.

[gagiggity]

keep pressing 8

[AndrewZaidan]

haha she pimp slapped him three times XD

[welcome8784]

Shah she kicked him in the nuts

[welcome8784]

I love this channel

[Sku11Hax]

HAHA DIED FROM WOMAN UNFAIR INTERNET SKILLS

[pivotman207]

he died from assult

[girlfartwwe28]

1)have a shot-gun

2)don't hold it backwards//

BOOM!

[timewasterize]

What if the person who is trying to choke you has a weapon?

[xRawrMeansILoveYou0x]

xDDD When you press 8 a billion times it makes a funny splat sounds xDDD

[Takisawesome]

You will need

A male attacker

A good pair of shoes

Step 1: Kick them in the GONADS!

[gliderpker159]

ok im sorry, but this couln't work if a girl did it

[josipbabok2]

0:55 yoiks!

[eretik9]

press 4 rapidly and it look like he is fucking her

[nikitak09]

Press 10 to see an idiot.

[hello2U72]

@nikitak09 i cant find the 10 on my keyboard:/

what kinda keyvoard do you have?

maybe it is because i have a qwerty?

[frikken20]

@hello2U72 >_> don't tell me you fell for that,

[tacoofskillage]

@hello2U72 your the idiot there is no 10

[HighlySwift]

@tacoofskillage Please tell me you're kidding!

[loverofkittens10]

@hello2U72 Its because there is no 10. Its a stupid joke. If you fell for it then you look like an idiot to other people trying to find the 10.

[DatCookeh]

@hello2U72 Please don't tell me you are serious..

[hello2U72]

@DatCookeh -.-

[4763843]

@nikitak09 DAMN YOU! xD

[MrUlug89]

@nikitak09 do you mean f10? i can't find 10 where is it?

[ultramander]

@MrUlug89 He tricked you into looking in your keyboard.

[meganhaines101]

@nikitak09 you didnt fool me :D

[AvohHD]

@nikitak09 I hate you.

[1marcelfilms]

@nikitak09 NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[virra98]

press 2, then press 8 step one: CRUNCH!

[bklp311]

Step 1: Don't be so damn evil that people try to kill you.

Did you know: Pee is yellow?

[aaethan]

press 8 repedidly

[taskforce141513]

1.kill the bastard did you know that you need water to survive

[yagskie]

Not gonna work!!!

[Emilosish]

press 1 you see sex :3

[PTS928]

pwned



[TheUnknownname1000]

@100spaminmypants lol

[Ch4rli3heart]

That's nice and all but what if the assailant is like twice your size and you can't move them?

[chrisdafurz]

did his balls combust?

[runescape2678]

abilaty to piss your self step one piss your pants

[DaValentineK]

aikido



[SuperDarkVas]

You'll nead

1. Bodyguard

2. Jackie chan's body

3. Hawe superpower

Did you know the sky is blue

[Flamez481]

how to for the crooks u will need many transplants for ur broken body

[100spaminmypants]

just pretend to be a gay

[omarisawesome2]

just hit him in the stomach with ur ass

[THEZEROGRAVITY11]

LOOK AT HIS FACE ! HAHA 0:56

[ItsJustBryanna]

Like you have enough time to do this stuff before they shank you >.<

[Sechuban]

"You will need: Martial Arts Techniques" . . . . . . . . . . *Pauses video, moves on to another video*

[ehnogi]

Real life : Assailant overpowers you because you're a woman.

Did you know that predators usually attack women considerably smaller than they are?

[UnkownFears]

I practiced with my friend, I was the one who chokes, he died.

[Warriorcats24]

they was wrong, after you wrap leg, you literaly pull it out from them

[sweetblackstarx]

this information will probably be handy... someday : D

[ertyuiiabl1111111111]

You will need .

1 be chuck fucking norris

[SourLoveMagic]

hahaha that was so funny how she beat him up :D

[123samcp]

press 8 and you will see the man grow a foot

[FoodEatsUs10]

You will need

1)pepper spray

2)Brock lesnar

pepper spray that bitch and get brock lesnar to do the F-5 on him

[MrAbraham548]

@FoodEatsUs10 HELL YEAH AND CHUCK NORRIS TO ROUND HOUSE KICK HIM

[CanadianStarGleek]

@FoodEatsUs10 and a foot to kick his penis

[sutdip]

this video's lucky number is.............8!

[legomasters564]

press 2 wait til he says step 1 then press 8

[Atomiclegocreations]

0:51 and that's how you teach a man what happens if they try to choke you if you're a woman.

[Contrazena]

Lear Jiu Jiutsu!!! or Mixed martial arts not just martial arts

[Jawree1337]

LOL DAT GUY IS PLANKING

[thegreatmiki]

pwned.

[theriolugirl]

Girl: Oh bugger! I'm stuck in a choke hold! One second, I need to turn on Howcast!

Seriously though, how is someone in a choke hold gonna see this?

[TheLEGORobloxian]

If she choked me i wouldnt mind passing out!

[XTurtles9788x]

optional:hands

legs

[awesomedog69]

Girl: Rapist!

[GTAJuanR]

"If someone wraps their arm around your throat from behind..."

Your surely gonna get raped.

[jenny48961]

"dont'ch you touch me" SLAP SLAP SLAP "ummmm hmm i whent there"

[DragonmanThe222]

Press 2, wait while he says step one and then press 8 :D

[PykohYT]

Grab his crotch. It might distract him.

[Ihasflavors]

just say, "Oh don't, stop! You're giving me an erection!

[YumiYagami237]

How To Escape a Choke Hold

Step 1: Carry a pocket knife with you at all times

Step 2: STAB STAB STAB!!

[juzwannawatch67]

bonus step: if you're the attacker and the victim hits you, plank til they leave.

[juzwannawatch67]

PRESS 8...SHE is humping HIM!

[juzwannawatch67]

press 8...ERECTION!

[juzwannawatch67]

they would make 2 good hatefuckers.

[brofurlo]

press 1 many times he is humping her

[MoneyLover3000]

press 8 she kicked his NUTS!

[expostfactum]

funny video....i like the last part.

[bereket45]

1- she for got to call 911.

[Riael1111]

1: Hit the one who chokes you with your head in theirs, as simple as that?

[firetigerlion]

Take my word for it, girls with more martial art skills like to break your fingers and gonads

[spikerader]

step 1: take tae kwon do classes like mine teaches u how to get out of chock holds

[icecoldkiller1000]

press 8 and laugh

[Madelen914]

@icecoldkiller1000 i don't get it?

[calibur8524]

@icecoldkiller1000 thanks for the rofl

[chocolatecake666]

@icecoldkiller1000 ?

[MrBaganaga]

I dont know if the Howcast are for real or just troll :D

[FallenAngelofTime]

Kick him in the nuts.

[mrjowjoe]

step 1.place knife between attackers legs

step 2. clean the blood of you're shorts

[FTWMFXD]

step 1: change the man's yokai (claymore reff) if that doesn't work

step 2: get out like u own the place

[anyonezzz]

step 1 : grab a knife on your pocket

step 2 : pin it like hell!!!!

[waseem1173]

i remember a bully almost choked me to death in the 5th grade. guys still pretty huge lol

[kittenkitty0987]

or if its a guy choking you

step 1. Pull up your leg having your heel kicking them in the balls

step 2. Run like hell

did you know no one lissens to these :D

[thunder72191]

hot girl

[1nonrg]

this actually helped



[bowsercrushmario]

0:49 LOL OWNED

[ApocalypseNSX]

that knee to the sack was uncalled for! haha

[TheMexican31799]

0:55 that sucks to be him

[fluzcraft]

SHLAP SHHLLAPPP SHLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!! XD

[2GummyBearBlues]

LOL he got pwned

[RunescapeCalculator]

what was that study, common sense?

[triplehhh478019]

Triple h should have saw this

[johnyazores]

00:53 B slaped

[TheAy28]

@johnyazores more like bith fucked lol

[JoelMatton]

Or say "I'm a transvestite" and then rub your ass against his crotch and go "oooh yeah baby" and then run away when he goes "ewww" and immediately lets go of you.

[XTurtles9788x]

face in top right in 0:11 is pricekless

[chinks931]

step 1 grab their balls

step 2 swish them

step 3 repeat step 2

[Shift9001]

It's funny how they say to grab the choking arm, when they always told me at mma training that it's a lot easier to go for the other arm, because all pressure of the choke is going to the arm around your neck. Most of the time the other hand will just be pushing against your head a bit, so it's really easy to hurt the wrist of that arm.

[missmaximaaltje]

press 8: FATALITY!!!

[left4lol101]

thats the greatist face in the world

[flupea576]

DAMN!!!



[StricktlyHipHop]

best way to escape a chokehold: slap your attacker in the balls

[veilx]

"You will need: Martial Arts Techniques"

Does anyone have an extra Martial Arts Techniques? I misplaced mine.

[Silverblaze72x]

@veilx yea



[MrsBellaRoux]

@veilx sorry i sold mine on eBay

[VIDEOGAMENINJA96]

is that the guy from trivium 

[ska8er4myholelife]

wtf 1:03 she got in her car and left the attacker there.

[heatcoo]

0:55 EPIC FACE

[heatcoo]

lol so what do i do if he has a gun at my head.

[HorriblyHilarious]

Step 6: run him over with your car.

[CARDSONFIRE111]

or keep a knife in your pocket grab it and fuck that dude up  thumbs up if thats wat you would do

[GNRlova23]

I just press Circle then repeatedly tap Square.

Uncharted 3? Anyone?

[PhillyAssassinX]

So women who can kick ass are harder to take home from the bar and have your way with them? Challenge accepted

[naierer]

@PhillyAssassinX I'm pretty sure women from bars are easier targets than nice women in daily life.

[TheFriendly23]

great !

[MrAudacia]

i dont think you would be able to escape this way if the lock was executed properly. next

[Koliea123]

Thanks a lot Howcast, I died because of this >:(

[ShadowLinkxMaster]

The moment when frequent choke holders watch this and try to find a way around the escape method.

[How2D0Things]

my favorite is 0:52 through 0:57

[FoodEatsUs10]

ir you can just elbow them repeatly until they let you go hen kik their dick

[1821aftershock]

at 0:26 I thought she was going to do the matrix. "My Name is Neil!"

[Tashiihatesyou]

yeh! you go gurl!!!

[MultiSimpan]

not the balls

press 9 reapeatedly for what im like