Ministry's "The Making of Relapse, Webisode 5"

[drowninglucretia]

Don't get me wrong, I love the guy and all- but all that shit in his face looks horrible...

[Datakill2000]

Ey Al, bist Du alt geworden. Aber vielleicht konserviert der Stoff ja...

[DesperateJournalist]

@EloraPhasma Why don't you drop yourself seeing as your implying you've tried it before? Would do us all a favour.

[chelzeaify]

thiz iz the firzt webisode totally dedicated to Alanz car. i waz here for muzic. i guess that makes a stupid grrrl. lol.

[connorgow]

Al is the fucking coolest, man he has aged.

[zincink]

this was great :D 

[EuanNoir]

@EloraPhasma no, we shouldn't die. We WILL die. Silly.

[PaniacThrilla]

Just die, Al. Ministry has sucked ever since Paul left and Land of Rape and Honey was the peak.

[EuanNoir]

@PaniacThrilla Calm down buddy, just because you don't like anything after land of rape doesnt mean Al should die. Geez son, calm down.

[PaniacThrilla]

@EuanNoir Oh, don't get me wrong. The Mind and Psalm 69 were amazing albums. Filth Pig, Dark Side and Animosity were also good. But everything afterwards was unoriginal, rehashed garbage. What I hate most is it retroactively ruined Psalm 69 for me since that's what Al's been desperately trying to copy ever since Paul left.

[hellchild65]

@PaniacThrilla idk about that, new stuff had strong songs, just because it hasnt been purely industrial since the 90's, doesnt mean its bad. id choose House of the Mole over a number of songs off Dark Side or Rape and Honey tbh. i think the only bad album Al has really done was With Sympathy, Last suckers themes got boring too

[SuperSpanishChicken]

"If you can't drive a stick you ain't worth shit" genius.

[cobias]

I like this shit. Could someone verify a story told by Al in an interview for RIP magazine in the early 90's ? About betting on fat chicks and setting their tour bus on fire with fireworks ? Verify , or deny or not bring up again. Just curious. If yes it would be cool to hear him tell it again.

[hellchild65]

@cobias probly true lol, seeing how psychotic Ministry were in the 90's, id believe it

[jwatson626]

@cobias I don't know the fat chick story, but the fireworks/ tourbus story has been verified (if you consider Gibby verification) by Gibby Haynes as he was the other participant. There's a lot of great Al stories from over the years. Most from the late 80's and early 90's.

[cobias]

@jwatson626 ok, cool. Thanx ! It would be cool just to hear all the stories.

[djanzon]

@cobias

He blew the tourbus up with a bazooka made of fireworks..

The story is actually on youtube.. A long clip(in two parts I think) from a radioshow Al visits..

(Sound only)

[gangurobitch]

@FattieMcJewess ... Poop.. sweat?

[gangurobitch]

@FattieMcJewess Be nice, Fattie, or I won't use lube next time.

[gangurobitch]

@FattieMcJewess Back away from the computer. Please.

[gangurobitch]

@FattieMcJewess Fattie, have you been drinking and blogging again?

[gangurobitch]

Down in the West Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican girl...

[gangurobitch]

@gangurobitch I think Ministry should cover that song. If you disagree, you're gay.

[JeniferEgoesdigital]

Very educational. Dear Unca' Al, please stock shaving. TY in advance.

[dixiedevil1369]

everyone on here complains but listen last time i checked all is older than 21 right? so he csn pretty much do whatever the fuck he wants its his body jesus, he looks happy sounds happy leave the guy alone

[leatherfaced]

Most hilarious part is that Katy Perry was playing in the liquor store as Al stacks the bottles in his arms....

[komafibre]

that toby dude is probably gonna get a backstage for wacken.

at least I would hope so if he came all that way.

[Kapeusz]

He became so pathetic...

[gangurobitch]

@Kapeusz It's because his husband left him.

[Acidpapst]

2:48 best part :)

[uncleal42]

The fuckin metal hammer article was bullshit, in the article Al stated that he has not done drugs in years and has stop drinking, smoking, and now exercises daily, but I guess that was only for a short amount of time or total bullshit. Al stop doing drugs or your going to have either a painful death or going to have to be hospitalized for the rest of your life!

[hellchild65]

@uncleal42 "going to the liquor store for the *boys*" these things called ears are useful you know....

[uncleal42]

@hellchild65 Still drinking is good for his age since hes been doing it for so long and maybe I care about al and his health.

[dwc311]

@hellchild65 Trying to be a wise ass like Al I see? yeah?

[Mahmood42978]

I knew it, Al Jourgensen has sold out and is now doing subliminal plugs for Rent-A-Center

[brandpanz]

And Al's still having drug troubles. After going through rehab twice.

[gangurobitch]

@brandpanz He's depressed because his husband left him. 

[Buckpwnz]

dam I love watching Al, thanks for uploading this :) made my day

[Krunkenator]

booze runs can be stressful, i can empathise

[hirtsa]

Hahaha cool when Al get's mad behind the wheel :DD

[decayedmatter]

Best vodka is Svedka, i cant stand cheap shit...it's much more worth it paying more and not spraying the toilet with your guts. Awesome vid though Al

[ekolke]

I new album is going to be amazing!

[blindant]

I lived in Yasdale long ago in El Paso / Was a rough town / Why did Al move to Hell Paso?

[gangurobitch]

@blindant He's a big fan of Marty Robbins.

[blindant]

watchin Al cruise thru El Paso... Love you Al

[wulfman15]

I like Sobieski for cheap vodka. Stuff is awesome.

[guinness138]

SRT-8 with a 6 speed. That'll solve your problem of all bark, no bite.

[slightermusic]

Al, driving??? out in public??? scary thought for public safety :P

[Acidpapst]

Nice car man :)

[Scum71succer]

Yee haw :D