Steven Seagal - Hard To Kill - Quotes

[MrArsenijeCarnojevic]

don´t you like little pussy JD, don´t you? LOL

[daogenify]

Its funny that Steven Seagal never gets hurt.

[StellaGrandePictures]

What is the song at 1:03? LOL!



[Blastboy1337]

@StellaGrandePictures Chuck Mangione - Feels so good

[StellaGrandePictures]

@Blastboy1337 Thanks man!

[HypocriteSkeleton3]

1:21

Yes, I definitely would Ms. LeBrock.

[HypocriteSkeleton3]

2 people voted for Senator Vernon Trent.

And you can take that to the bank.

[ittbin]

@HypocriteSkeleton3 To the blood bank

[Killzone1999pl]

wood do you like some little pussy HAHA

[Cotygeek]

2:13 Is it just me or does he seem like he's pulling a prank instead?

[RaphaelDeLaGhetto87]

"MUTHERFUCKA!!"

That's some real Zen shit right there.

[englerondo4]

every fuckin one of em

[riversonthemoon]

Ah, vintage cheese.

[LordDyhalto]

This was actually a really good movie for the time. Probably the best of his career.

Doesn't hurt that he was playing Jesus for awhile.

[ahtaj]

0:30 LOL

[jruwing87]

"this is for my wife - FUCK YOU AND DIE!"

oh man i'm crying tears of laughter.

[universe112]

Andrea Smith is by FAR the hottest chick in any Seagal movie, even hotter than Miss July 1987 in Under Seige.

Andrea Smith is (or was) downright SEXY!!!

[firestarter199515]

2:07-2:13 = Fuck, I wouldn't wanna b that guy

[Kazmoli1]

HAHAHAHHHAAHAAAAAAA



[nerdtalk326]

1:05 CLASSIC!!!!!!



[Kazmoli1]

im gonna take ya to the bank senator...... the blood bank... LOL

[NickAW72]

anticipation of death is worse than death itself

I missed! I never miss! They must have been smaller than I thought!

[NickAW72]

I'd like to kill you so bad I can barely contain myself.

[MrJens5367]

that's for my wife, fuck you and die!!!

[trolltacular1]

looks like steven went to the school of OH SNAP!

[KuRm1S]

seagel is immortal



[firestarter199515]

3:07-3:!5 LMFAO!

[DerMack77]

haha man check this dubstep track. he used nearly all the quotes^^

"Camel Orgasm - Seagal Power"

[merciless41582]

"THIS IS FOR MY WIFE FUCK YOU AND DIE" 

[Raachen]

this movie sucks and rocks SO MUCH at the same time :D hahaha

[fredzak222]

the bloodbank is still best quote ever

[JPrychu666]

Vernon! Vernon! maybe you're under the bed? lol ;D

[MultiSpongeCake]

I wouldn't mind even a little pussy right nowXD

[ralfsu]

I would shit my pants if I just woke up from a coma and couldn't move, and this weird "physical therapist" of the same sex came in to give me a massage. Mason Storm may have been a badass, but I sure could see the fright in his eyes.

[zaikoh08]

i fucking love this movie

[sTRAydOg808]

Steven Seagal = Beast.

[Master8laster]

These days i like big pussies.

[mcentepede]

Best Seagal line of all time...To the crooked police guy he just killed. "And Now you're a good cop." Keep in mind Seagal plays a cop himself in 98% of his movies.

[alexlvnv1688]

@mcentepede in his newer movies he seems to play just random people who can break ppl neck in 2 secs

[MrZeegelaar]

He fucking looks like Jesus in the hospital, lol.

And the best quote:

"I missed, I never miss. Then it must be a bit smaller than I tought." LOL

[MrZeegelaar]

He fucking looks like Jesus in the hospital, lol.

[john85611]

@MrZeegelaar IKR thats what my mom thinks

[suckmyoffFTW]

Steven Seagal, comedic genius.

[clipobserver]

I wish someone the whole clip of Seagal searching for senator Trent after killing that crooked cop. Also notice that senator Trent doesn't get worried until Seagal aims at his balls.

[blackman26]

This was the illest movie ever when it came out. "That's for my wife, fuck you and die!"

[WCD73]

I'm gonna take you to the bank,Senator Trent...to the blood bank!!!

[eveDjakku]

hahaha he's the biggest tosser ever

[motherflange]

Seated on a mountain, Mason Storm looks wistfully into the distance, amidst the cry of an eagle. You don't get more mystical than this!

[5T0RML0RD]

my name is Mason Storm :P no seriously it is :P hehehe

[DariushUFC1985]

But in all seriousness Stevens acting was pretty ok in this one

[DariushUFC1985]

ptyalisme is awesome

[Trill104]

@theWILSE LMAO!!!

[naveslaikss]

i never miss :0

[falseprophecy]

You always felt bad for the bad guys in a Seagal movie. You knew they were going to die in very painful ways. Sometimes even after they were dead.

Awesome stuff.

[Boynky]

THE BLOOD BANK!!!!!

[hopupman2002]

Hell yes!

[tonytonytoast]

check out my Steven Seagal impersonations, I also do a good Wesley Snipes on my Imitations and Impersonations vid

[136105]

3:07  hah.. lol

[StevieDminesapint]

When will the crooks learn,YOU DONT FUCK WITH STEVEN SEGAL!

[Houston4444]

1:34 hahahaha

[jam1250]

what music is he listening ot in his car

[vanrobby]

@jam1250 Chuck Mangione "Feels So Good" is the song

[Terryfan]

Here is the moral of the story in Hard To Kill. Don't Hunt What You Can't Kill Because He will kick your ass and make you pay big time

[hfrancoe]

damn! hand gun with exploding bullets!

[JEFFYjackass]

i loved how he said "Thats for my wife FUCK you and die!" lol

[JEFFYjackass]

you know how he says MOTHERFUCKER after he sees his wife get shot....if you watch the movie on like TBS or regular tv stations he sounds like he's mumbling it lol i laughed so hard when i first heard that

[Trill104]

Hold on....where is the "Ima give you more time than I gave my wife and kid" followed by the biggest slap in the history of cinema LMAO!

[navylaks2]

Has this man ever been skinney?:)

[Sdeath34]

He;s a fucking superhero man :) of course he was skinny. Now that's he's fucked everybody up, he's let himself go a bit.

[mdanitheartist]

wich years was this movie made?

he was stil so young here

[ptyalisme]

@mdanitheartist 1990

[likeashitremixit]

@mdanitheartist 1983

[chrisbrown456]

Vernon,Oh Vernon,WHERE THE FUCK ARE U Vernon!??! lol

[Houston4444]

1:44 HAHAHAH

[859jack]

get him s.a. he ain't nothing but a punk.....haha. great movie.

[galaxyhorsevideofilm]

I'll take you to the bank, Senator Trent.

THE BLOOD BANK!

[vlord00]

I'm your physical therapist. "Get the fuck outta here." LMAO

[Flyingfast79]

@vlord00 His response was Epic !! LMAO hahahhaa

[Silks]

THANK YOU for including the in-car music he's listening to out of choice lol

[darthrevan6]

''Now you're a good cop'' *walks away*

[q1111w]

I'm gonna take you to the bank senator Trent, to the blood bank!

[rin1276]

1:18 Yes, please!

[immortalandfearless]

LOL  *oh i see. mines bigger than yours*

[GustavWadstrand]

"It must've been smaller than I thought" Great!

[tuffcop]

"That's for my wife. Fuck you and die". Classic

[SonnytheArcticFox]

I missed...I never miss!

they must've been smaller than I thought!

xDDD

[Skullbumble]

Motherf****r!!1 - lol'd at 1:11 :D

[osicala10]

Que guapisimo se mira aqui Steven increiblemente bello y atractivo, si alguien luce asi por favor dejenme saber jajajja

[ektoplazma]

"They must be smaller than I thought!"

ROFLLLL! Gotta watch this movie. Been a decade or so since I last saw it

[GamerX7800X]

does someone needs a lift to the bank?

[KumblePie]

Yes. Will you take me there?

[GamerX7800X]

LOL!

[wolozai]

0:58 ahahah I cant help laughing

[RDG484]

Steven Seagal at his sarcastic best!!! Oh, you missed the part where the police escort Senator Trent out of his mansion and he cusses them out, calls them a bunch of cub scouts, defiant to the very last drop. LOVED the movie!

[CoyoteCojo316]

Seagal loves pussy xD

[fathom7]

1:51 = wintacular

[bide94]

very good!

[wargenx]

Would you like little pussy JD ?

[Megametalwolf]

there great man just pure cheese