John McCain is NOT FUNNY!

[coolbeansdotorg]

BWAHAHA at the old lady in the background at 0:30. She's like, wth??

[iciavosser]

This kind of behavior (crude jokes) should be beneath a candidate for pres. USA. (at least in public) This shows no class. Very poor image

[eddiegamez1]

Anyone can tell a joke, but you have to have a certain charisma to make it funny.

[slowandpainless]

Presidents dont have to be funny they have to do there job obama cant do either

[supertoti07]

FAIL!

[GNRslash28]

ha! no laughs

[swampymonkey]

fuck the goverment

[coasterfreak07]

cnn = communist news network

[sheeprockiknow]

i thought his catfish joke was pretty funny.

not the first one

[DartmouthAlum96]

Whoever put this video together left out the biggest joke of McCain's presidential bid: naming Trailer Trash Palin as his running mate.

[entyrion]

People give Palin an unfarily hard time IMO. Mind you I would NEVER vote for her for president, but she started in the PTA and worked her way up to Governor. I have respect for earning something the hard way rather than being born with a silver spoon up his/her ass.

From the McCain campaign's view, the choice did make political sense, at least on paper. Young woman to balance out the old white guy on the ticket. Against the young black guy and old white guy on the other ticket. *shrugs*

[DatGurlBree585]

Grandpa suckz ;(

[voted4bush]

Those were actually pretty good for someone that isn't known for his speaking abilities (he's still way better the umm...uhhh...Obama the teleprompter whore)

[MidnightChimes]

For some odd reason he's not totally on his game. He can be very funny most of the time. Not here, however.

[mistersleeepy]

well the Bamster is cold as ice. He's only funny when he stutters..

[PukuTheBear]

He can be hilarious watch?v=364kw1WBca8

[playsetman]

Obam in pocket of trial lawyers that are part of the real reason health care is high,along with illegal aliens and price inflated bills submitted by doctors to government for medicare and medicaid-when mccain says we should look into these overcharges and make doctors submit fair bills,obam says mccain is trying to cut it-what a liar obama is

[playsetman]

JOKE WAS VERY FUNNY

[vodkamartyr]

Ralph Nader all the way

[melchert6]

Im writing in Ron Paul for my vote.

GOING TO MAKE MY VOICE HEARD

hope other people will understand my state of mind and at LEAST youtube Dr Ron Paul and see that HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH

[Tyiina]

Oh boy, he sounds like George Bush with those ridiculous jokes. We need someone who is serious, not a class clown.

[DeadmanInc336]

What the hell? McCain may as well have gone...

"What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord?"

*silence*

"My ass..."

It wouldn't have made the situation any less comfortable.

[RonPaulvsTyranny]

rofl... good one

[stlamon]

watch?v=3wW3cx91F_8

[kavuss]

he walks like he has a pole strapped to his back

[dfa100]

You have no idea; do you? do your homework before you make fun. He was injured when he was taken prisoner of war.

[RonPaulvsTyranny]

you can't really feel sorry for him anymore.. he lives quite a comfortable life.. he is a very rich man these days.

[nhl4471]

@dfa100 How the hell could you forget he talked about it every single time he freaking spoke, I know this comment was old but I don't care, I had to reply.

[giveme2008]

He was a prisoner of war, and was tortured for 5 1/2 years. He did something for his country. For something other than self-grandeur, for someone other than himself. Obama has never done anything except for his ego.

[CorpseBride777]

Oh, he went to war, so that means he deserves to be president? I got news for you - there are a lot of people at war right now. There are people that are way worse off right now than McCain ever was.

You don't have to go to war to be president. Obama is willing to see the soldiers as people that miss their families and just want to get back to their regular lives. McCain would have you and your loved ones drafted so fast it ain't even funny. He doesn't seem them as people - only as tools.

[thursdaysrecords]

I don't believe any woman should ever be FORCED to have an abotion. I also believe that no woman should ever be FORCED not to have an abortion. FORCE vs. CHOICE is a no-brainer for me.

I vote for women's rights. I vote for equality. I vote for the hard working middle class Americans. I vote Obama/Biden.

[blooded186]

exactly. honestly.. this is so similar to so many things in history... choose 'life' if you want to.. choose an abortion if you dont want to. it has nothing to do with what anyone else thinks or believes in

[vernymax]

Mccain is so fuckin pathetic, how can any American be fooled by this guy. And check out "Droopy-Dog" Lieberman laughing like a moron behind Mccain.... so sad

[JDtheMusicMan]

Poor John. Reduced to telling lousy jokes. Not very presidential. Obama's got the answers to the problems. Mac's got jokes.

[mmbushed]

The BEST part of this video is Lindsay Graham putting his fingers in his ears to not HEAR anymore of this embarassment, and the look on McCain's MOTHER'S face--she looks like someone farted, she's so embarassed by her son. Oh my.....ROFLMAO

[BATCH420]

Horrible joke teller.

[soviet86]

lol that is the most forced laughter ive ever seen coming from the pps behind him

[kuradko]

McCain: Fuck off you nazi fascistic son of a bitch!!! Message to all people in the USA: Get together and throw over your fascistic governemnt ruled by liars and satanic psychos! Do it for your children.

[Alexhutchinson83]

And Americans wonder why the rest of the world makes fun of them.

[GenesisOfGenepsyde]

Nah, I don't at all. I just wish I could call myself American WITHOUT having to be "guilty by association" just because of the stupidity and ignorance of "my fellow Americans".

[USAWorseThanHitler]

i have one...

who has the shittiest jokes and has to read them off the card...and yet still fucks it up while his supporters in the back force themselves to laugh...?

anyone?

[tengtengteng10]

i think they're secretly laughing at mccain

[TheCheshireCat86]

McBush is a pathetic Reagan-wannabe.

[Maird79]

so thick

[thor718]

Just thought I'd add in that I voted for Ron Paul.

[thor718]

I thought they were funny jokes. Your all just a bunch of sour... Dark Extremists Mobilizing for the Onslaught of a Communist Revolution in America and a Totalitarian State. Thats my Acronym. Copy Right of Dylan Welsh.

[RexNunc]

VIACOM, corporate controlled, and government controlled, is trying to shut-down YouTube.

Also check out: Net Neutrality.

You'll be surprised at the balls these people have.

They might as well come and take a dump on your kitchen table.

The government HAS NO RIGHT to protect you from yourself.

The government is supposed to work for us, not the other way around.

[deluxchixbone]

the fcc meets here in menlo park on the 17th of this month

[RexNunc]

They will use foreign troops already here. Our country has been sold out by the current administration, with the help of Bush, Sr. They are very serious about depopulating this planet by 90%. Turn off your tvs and start becoming your own reporter. That is THE ONLY WAY for you to get actual facts. It may already be too late. I can only warn. I can't stop what is about to happen. But, I can at least try. Make no mistake: They are inhuman. Who are they? Those that remain nameless.

[papertigerlove00]

it sucks that this man is going to win

[Lokisdottir]

Fish joke wasn't too bad, speaking as a law student. Not too original, not told too well, but middling. I'd say Bomb Bomb Iran is much worse, and the IED joke on Jon Stewart.

[RexNunc]

That joke is way old.

And he tells it wrong.

He obviously dosent realize that The People are on the brink of Revolution in the streets, because of the silence of this current administration about FEMA camps, the 1 million prisoner boxcars with guillotines and shackles inside, and chemtrails.

Jokes are for comedians, not potential nation leaders.

If you think I'm lying about the boxcars and camps, just google it.

Theyre planning a holocaust here, in The United States.

[jmcgarry04]

why isnt 'BOMB, BOMB, B'IRAN' in here? that was the worst. .. also, i wonder if the beach boys puked at the sound of that or laughed..

[potatoluv111]

the fish one was kinda funny

[eyesallred]

*starts throwing blunt objects* Boooooo! You in the front, with the mic. Not funny!

[MACKATTACK1970]

McCain is senile and old as well as crazy.

[pradeeptubeu]

Was that supposed to be funny?? Rats in the basement would have hanged themselves upon hearing that!

[lloooll1234]

It's the malignant brain tumor in his sorry head which does it.

[legendary9194]

Better than clinton and obama

[RonPaulvsTyranny]

he's exactly the same as clinton and obama.. all cfr stooges.

[vote4ALANKEYES]

Mccain is truly a Moderate Liberal Internationalist .

What we need is a True, Honest, Traditional, Principled, Consistent Constitutional Conservative like ALAN KEYES or RON PAUL. In fact put BOTH of them on the same ticket and watch this country vote in a Revolution !

If you call yourself a conserv and you vote for Mccain you are an intellectual coward, there are other choices !

[Illyria2007]

I can not believe the republicans picked him to be their man to run for the white house. When he made that joke about bombs under the chair, thats so cold to say when our troops are dying everyday from those bombs he mentions as a joke. Hopefully no American votes for that piece of shit. SHOW SOME RESPECT TO OUR TROOPS MCCAIN

[grrmonkey]

omg his mom is still alive?!?!

[OLSchoolFan]

John McCain said he would be in Iraq for 100 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[redalert501]

No, he didn't.

[EMan240Z]

this old fart needs to be hogtied and teabagged.

[deepmindquest1]

this guy doesnt have an ounce of charm in him, seriously,Mccain talks and looks like a man that has no soul.

[matchbox555]

oh shit this old fucker is going to run america

[Keyman444]

our govenrment media and schools are controlled. time to inform the public before this nation is locked down. "the minority, the ruling class at presdent, has the schools and press, usualy the church as well, under its thumb. This enables it to organize and sway the emotions of the masses, and make its tool of them." --Albert Einstein

[JJRousseau76]

He tells the same exact jokes everywhere he goes. Does he not know that he's being recorded every time? Probably not, considering his age, he was probably operating under the assumption that every American is as dumb-founded as he is. I pray every night he will drop dead before the General Election. Vote For Obama, the only real cantidate who will bring Change to a Nation that fought a Revolution in order to break all ties to an expantionalist Government like the one McCain plans to instill.

[genaminna03]

LOLS, look at the guy in the back (on our left) at 0:23 LOL! XDD

[redalert501]

ROFL genaminna!

[genaminna03]

hahaha :DDD

[bradleybacon]

CD release TBD ~ jesus fucking christ, this is a CANDIDATE?

[gerkerocks]

his 100 year old mom doesn't even crack a smile..

[icemaneu]

John McCain is a dumbass. Don't know why there are people voting for him. Maybe they are a bigger dumbass than he is?

[Hackiesacker007]

McCain suffers from mental retardation!

[Gilliatt83]

LOL

[splintercell99]

a yeah... Mccain go back to your neocon puppet master and ask for some better material next time

[sanarkhos]

Hopefully this will be the only manner in which McCain bombs

[A19Z89]

It's no bomb, bomb, bomb---bomb, bomb Iran.... We should vote for McInsane just for the entertainment value you know we will get from Stewart, Colbert and Letterman.

[RonPaulvsTyranny]

i wish i could find humor in that, but I can't. :(

[A19Z89]

maybe you should watch dickhead sing 'bomb Iran' then and you'll understand my sarcasm.

Hes' a real FKN comedian.

/watch?v=o-zoPgv_nYg

[thinkpolicy]

His mom's pretty bitchy, too

but she's a lot smarter. Watch her face while he tells these jokes. She knows he's looking like an ass.

.

[bluzer2222]

holy hell.

[KASPLARFO]

What a sad little clown.

Detritus.

[danielstwin]

i bet his wife dont like him either

[danielstwin]

what? not funny 100yr war slime mccain

[R0nPAuL08]

he looks like he is about to fall apart.. ya this guy doesn't have to much time .. get out of the race and enjoy the rest of ur life for fuck sakes

[mhussini]

look at his wife's face as soon as he asked the question for his secound joke, she looks like shes thinking "oh please dont say this joke" loool

[RonPaulvsTyranny]

hahaha.. i didn't notice that.. it looks like she says something like "oh no"

[ronpaulguy2008]

Look at the Democrats in the back ground.

Loves Israel too!!

[RonPaulvsTyranny]

i also ripped the clip of his introducing lieberman yesterday.. will up that soon

[DCUPtoejuice]

McCain is a loose cannon with a temper and is a sellout to the cause of limited constitutional government.

[euphemized]

Ouch. Tough room. Now here's a guy who's not afraid to drop some bombs... Hey Oooh!

[RonPaulvsTyranny]

lol

[sonofaglitch2]

Wow, this guy makes Bush look like a moderately intelligent humble man.

Good god keep this man away from public office.

[Intervene]

HJHAA yeah.

His jokes SUCK!!! LMFAO. I found watching that guy more funny than the McCain himself.

[WeirdEye]

WOW. Why? Why would he be compelled to tell these jokes? Thats.. sad.

[astoria791]

Dear God please please don't let this moron become president.

[thedemoboy]

I think I just threw up in my mouth

[WNxShisno]

Dear McCain,

Please, DIAF.

thanks...

[nfoster6080]

I don't know. I don't think it was that bad. I've seen some Romney jokes flop harder.

[RonPaulvsTyranny]

lol they should all stay away from the jokes.

[NIGHTMAREuki]

woow, so are voting for a president or a clown? we already have one in the office, and a retarded one for that matter.

[josepyGDB]

He's always sounded like he's empty inside to me

[nitemareglitch]

/Fail