Let's talk about sex.

[kamikoo24]

are u a girl or a boy just woundering

[Rjonezy14]

"It's cool! Everybody's doing it!" Hahaha did anyone else laugh at that? :)

[goldapple123]

ur so right

[VampireHearrt]

That's exactly how my girlfriend and i have sex, except we do say i love you, just to make sure i'm doing the right thing, youre my favorite beaver, take care :)

[silverhawkroman]

'like' is not an American thing. Its a world wide thing XD

i say like alot in Papiamentu and english :P everybody here does XD

[FM897]

"Like" is not a California thing. It's an American thing. I say it too, but not as much as some people.

[jessicarene1]

omg i say like allll the time.

and if i notice it it gets on my nerves.

i hate to right a speech that lated 2

minutes and i couldnt say like.

it suuucks.

oh and your beautiful. :)

[6sushi9]

I surely miss sex and you talking about sex like that, with those eyes and hands...not helping!

[inkypurplesky]

Happy Birthday ^_^

[namelsess93]

'Yo! .... Don't do this!'

xDDD

[Mamlog]

My first time there was a Danoz direct commercial on tv, hearing old ladies talk bout their cured wrinkly skin...awesome.

bahaha

[fwilson52397]

the thing is, if you don't want to talk about our 'disgusting butchy lesbian sex' you REALLY don't have to. no one is forcing you to sit at your computer and click onto this channel. live and let live please. i think the beaver bunch are brilliant.

[pnkpineapple426]

well then YOU obviously don't know about how amazing sex is between two women. don't hate what you don't know.

[HYBRIDhater]

no cause im never there watching sometimes im between them, and i do know how amazing that is

[aqstoy]

whats the difference?

gender queer

Lesbian

[Baybi33Ali33x]

we say "like" a hell of alot in england

too

n_n

we're all like;

(oh hay i said "like" again :) ) okay so we're all like:

"hey you no like i got a new phone today and like its awsome like! :D

yeh really that many "likes"

:D

[wusup2u2]

Haha no. Saying "like" all the time is a thing on the east coast, too.

[redapple1997]

giant peach and jump in the fountain

[joelface]

You are a Marvelous human being.

I dunno if 8:22 has ever gone by faster, you are so fun to listen to, and your advice is so real and good!

Love that hat too!

I wish you could be my platonic lesbian friend! :p Every dude needs lesbian friends!

[joelface]

okay, so I saw more of your videos, and I realize you don't consider yourself a lesbian, but simply "gender queer".

So, in response, I would like to add...

I wish you could be my platonic gender queer friend. :p

[Livestrong2911]

Yes, dont say "ILU"! This isn't romantic... I'll never listen to music, when im *with* my girlfriend... because i had this once and it sucks...

Jess, you're right with a lot of do's and dont's.... Like your Mondayshows! Greez!

[crimsonalchemist12]

actully to me love is first sex is second. like my curent gf we havent had sex yet and we really truly do love each other

[chickrocker]

i so agree with you about the kissing...i love it!...i can go hours w/ just kissing and foreplay!..Foreplay is hot!..and so are you..hehehe.. :)

[Clairemci]

Too true, i like kissing hehe

[taayyo]

aw august 18th? my birthday :0

[halfNhalf3]

you are such a cool girl!!!

[somebodysfabulous]

BEAUTIFUL nod to the queens of hip hop...salt-n-pepa. love this video. great point of view.

[neeshgibneythomson]

you can totally have sex with another girl!

there's so much more that you can do with sex as a lesbian!

Just because there's no penis it's still sex. Two people, enjoying each others bodies = sex.

[Virtuobvious]

I love you. lol.

[cautiousplay]

no i heart you!

[trlrprklsr]

i'm from new york and we say like all the time too haha :-P

[imaJENtleman]

Ah ha ha. My first "experience" with a chick was interrupted by her mom walking in. I was hiding under the covers but my foot was sticking out and her mom totally called me out. It was awful!!! Talk about a walk of shame.

Talking about the weather would have been so much less embarrassing!

[essej]

i have this theory about, how shouldnt deny yourself simple pleasures. If theres a time or moment when you feel like you want to have sex, get a condom and find someone you trust. I think most girls have too many inhibitions regarding sex.

[essej]

that was cute and simple, but honestly sex is very random you shouldnt try to give guidelines, advice is nice but its always best to follow your own instincts.

[cautiousplay]

the video was about first-time sex; i think it's different once you know what you're getting into and after you've had the experience to know what you want.

[ljalique]

making out for hours...sounds good!

[amysacrifice]

I think you gave some really great advice, and you presented it in a good way too. I liked it. :)

[nonfictions]

When you said "don't forget to eat" ... I thought you were talking about eating ... someone ... out. LOL. Then you went on to mention having a light snack :) I'm glad you're making videos and didn't go on your hiatus (or that you're back, whichever).

[malloryspiderwick]

Excellent point about not having too high of expectations. Our shitty, over sexed culture brainwashes us into thinking sex should be a certain way. Ruined my sex life for a number of years. Luckily I've been with the same girl for ten years and we figured out what sex was for us. Thanks for the image of you chasing a slippery lil kid in Sponge Bob underoos. Priceless :-)

[RefiloeM]

Haha next Mondays my birthday:D

Any...bob... Its so strange hearing people on youtube talk about summer and oh summers almost over, when its actually winter here. So were freezing our gay butts of but will be welcomind spring 1st of september.

That was my completely random thought

(Dont judge me)

XXOOXXOOXXOO <- HOMOSEXUAL KISSES (LMFAO)

[VestaVesVesStar]

I'm totally with you on whole eating first thing. x_x My stomach makes noises too.

Making out for hours is fun too. =)

[clasx5ik]

lol good job. great vid

[sineadriotgrrl]

my stomach talks when i'm nervous too, lol. thanks for the tips.

[AskAJanything]

i hope you took a hot shower after the foutain...that thing is dirty - but for nostalgic reasons...I smiled when you said you were in it, I used to go in it when i was a kid...i think i went pee in it too...YESSS!!!

[cautiousplay]

i don't shower, aj. i'm vegan. :)

[AskAJanything]

riiiight....my bad.

[StephStance]

i talk about sex every day...

[jordorkbinks]

my stomach does the same thing when i get nervous ... its very odd but yea..

[proud2badork]

i totally agree on the making out for hours idea. i'm down if you are jess ...

[unmaskedemotions]

HAHA! i wish I had seen this video years ago before my first time! lmao! Some of that stuff would have reallllllly come in handy! lol! Thanks Jess for yet another suberb video! ur the fuckin best dude!

[nerdcorexoxo]

great vid.

i think you had some pretty good

DOs and DON'Ts.

:]

[petpplluv]

my bestie is straight, she asked me to explain how we do "it". . how the fuck do i explain it? lol i need ideas/help

[danes38]

i was uncomfortable with trying to explain it so i told her to watch the L word. lol.

[petpplluv]

lol i must admit that show is rather educational for the straight ppl lolshe dont know what it is but i have a few seasons, may lend them to her. .. a the very least her boyfriend will like me for it lol

[danes38]

haha... yea my friend stopped asking questions after she saw that. she was like "oh" lol

[TaraThelen]

how about combining tag with sex?

maybe? maybe not? heh heh.

good times.

[crashoveride544]

"Don't say I love you..." been there, and oh it was awkward.

[Elphyrafire]

Great vlog- you didn't meantion don't be drunk... or maybe one should be drunk?!

[brokenspirit1515]

hahaha omg i love how your like "im pretty sure it was my first" hehe classic

[banditluva]

YES! i was hoping you guys would do this topic.

hahah talking about the weather during sex.

[spikethatdew]

like is not just west coast. east coast too. a lot.

[LaurenPettigrew]

"so, some weather we're having..."

that would definitely be awkward.

[musicfreak33]

i concur with everything on your list

[JulieMoon131]

Old school rocks! Love your do's & don'ts! Really enjoyed this video. - J.

[misty260]

I'm 26 too and I still play tag! :) fun stuff!

[charicecakes]

Balboa Park? Are you in San Diego too? Cool!

[kayciebug]

A lot of what you said (especially about the 'your body is your body and no one else's'-type stuff) sounded a lot like my mom.

Okay...so that sounds lame but honestly I don't mean it like that.

My mom is amazing.

[Peppscape]

dude tag is mad fun no matter how old you are.

oh and a don't i would like to add, don't lay across ways on a single bed, someone's gonna fall off and although hilarious could cause serious injury and the last thing we want to happen during sexy time is a broken arm.

[catastr0fairy]

ah my first day of school today was shit and this def helped my mood. thanks jess. haha :]

[harebasil]

"...no?"

"...and don't talk about the weather"

hah. Jess, you're awesome.

[xMRxRIOTx]

lol your my favorite

i love this video!

[DarknessWhispers]

I've never been to california, and I use like a lot. I'm from the inland northwest... so maybe it's a northwest thing? Cause in Seattle they say it too.

[kayciebug]

I think it's just an american-who-was-subconsciousl­y-influenced-by-all-those-80's­/90's movies-about-California thing.

I'm from KY and I swear...like comes out of my mouth so so so much! Too much!

[ambiesweetie]

i agree. im from nc and like is in almost all of my sentences lol

[DarknessWhispers]

Lol! Damn the californicators for spreading their vocabulary to, like, the rest of us!

Naw, but I think that might be a part of it. There has to be more, though! If you think about it, though, each generation picks up funny little sayings and quirks in their vocabulary.

Though, it might just be that we are reading way too far into this!

[kayciebug]

What fun is life if you can't read too far into things?

What would I do to, like, occupy my time?

[cautiousplay]

i agree. :)

[pennylela]

this video.

if you ever have children/grandchildren/nieces/­nephews/whatevers...

show them this video. bahahaha.

its just, perfect.

beaverbunch is so wholesome.

[ArtGeek81]

There is seemingly always that urge to say "I love you" during sex! But, yeah, one should definitely suppress it as much as possible.

And talking is definitely sexy!

[theDreadMassacre]

next time I go to have sexytime Im gonna be like "hey,we should have sexytime...every one is doing it"

*hugs jess*

[ThankYouFairy]

if i was a lesbian.. i would soooo think your hot... i love the tats... hope you have a good day!!

[astoldbyhannah]

"here are my list"

i'm using that phrase all day :D

[twizzlersandcameras]

My mom went to a farmers market.

[peachie899]

babeh, let's talk about you and me...

oh i just realized you already kinda finished the lyrics. but yeah. w.e. i still sang it to myself anyways....

lets for the birds n bees.

oh lastly: your story reminded me of my day kinda this morning in D.C., i was walking around with three huge peaches and then played in the fountain in the sculpture garden.

much love.

[paul20072007]

Well said, particularly the don't say I love you part. I'm from a different generation and orientation where girls were always raised to connect love and sex. Ergo one had to convince oneself and ones partner of some feeling to proceed. It took me a long time to break the habit of wanting to say "I love you" at critical moments.

Good vid. 5 stars.

[anythingsarcastic]

We should have sex - the end :)

[cautiousplay]

damn. i mean, yes please. and damn.

[itsBA44]

hahahahha you're brilliant Jess!

[DavidRayDog]

mmmmmm . . . . Gerbera Daisies!

[WBminusthefrog]

FIRST! Muhahah just had to do that