The Late Late Show - Monologue, 2.26

[cinejay]

The Moby Dick joke is quintessential Ferguson!!!

It showcases his hottest assets:

Genius intellect, bisexual flirtation, the acting talent to create characters with body posture and one line -- all masked in silliness!

BRAVO CRAIG!!!

[SweetGaPeach04]

hahahahhaahhahahahahahahahhaha­ha

[vikramkrishnan]

call me, ishmael

hehehe

[tati087]

"I dont want a pastry, I dont want a book, and I dont want a jazz cd"

hahaha...

[shithappens17]

angry lesbian!!

rofl!!

XD

[JDBW]

Starbuck is my favorite character in the Moby Dick. I think I was the only one in my age group who knew where the name came from.

[meaghan15]

I agree. Starbuck was definitely my favorite character from Moby Dick. I also found Queequeg intriguing...

[JDBW]

Yeah, he rocks. Fedella creeps me out though

[meaghan15]

Yeah. And then Ahab was just plain obsessive and testy.

[JDBW]

Yeah, Have U seen the Moby Dick movie with Patrick Stewart?

[meaghan15]

No. My English teacher has told me though that all Moby Dick movies are really horrible interpretations, haha.

[JDBW]

That one was actuelly good as movie's go.

[jonasloverrr27]

CBS if you are watching make a youtube channel for Craig Ferguson videos!

[opplok]

hahaha, funniset thing I have ever seen! xD

[absinthe204]

this monologue was chock-full of gold!

[gojotv]

They didn't post the whole thing... Does anyone know where we can see Craig's monologues uncut?

[WhatIsAGirl2Do]

I'm glad they put this one up..."you're welcome people who can read!" The 'call me Ishmael' line was beyond clever...that guys too smart for his own good. That's why we love him.

[WEIRDALROXMYSOX]

What is the "Call Me, Ishmael."

[redholt]

character from moby dick, you are what he's talking about

[WEIRDALROXMYSOX]

I didn' read the book, but thanx.

[cartercomedy]

that's the first sentence of the book.

[bobbied3]

its common knowledge...

[guccilittlepiggy]

WOW! Craig is on fire!

[WEIRDALROXMYSOX]

Quick, get a fire extinguisher!

[jodzilla189]

they actually show the entire monologue on the cbs website

[nawthing]

i tried there but the video didn't work. (i got a network error)

[jodzilla189]

it works with real player

[Takhar7]

I tried today but I think they've removed his monologues from the website:(

[atmealways]

I love this one :D.

But where's the rest of it?

[Limecapp]

OMG!!!! he knows moby dick be still my heart

[hene22]

Craig is on fire today

[xPeanutbutterxJellyx]

Lol lurrv him!

[mdadnan]

again, he should replace Letterman

[sakahowdah]

Or Leno instead of that "not funny at all" O'brien.

[crammage]

ahhshshshshahahahahahaah

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[RickChimera]

I burst into laughter when he showed that picture of Kim Jong Il when he referred to an "angry lesbian".

Loved it!

Btw, I'd love it if CBS made a Craig Freguson channel. As this channel upploads a lot of videos the same day, I miss a lot of these wonderful monologues. Keep it in mind will you? =)

[roostin]

That is a damn good idea...get to wock CBS!

[vassel123]

perfect :D

[ToEjaMxD]

where´s craig from? his voice sounds so.. I dunno

[TheErikaness]

....ireland

[nosebleed777]

Scotland

[ToEjaMxD]

k thx

[Spielbergsp]

He just got his citizenshiip a few weeks ago :)

[ToEjaMxD]

illegal immigrant ^^

[MyWorldView]

Uranus

(as he'd be the first to tell you)

[thenewkokopilli]

hilarious as always !!!

Craig is the best