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  • "Are the going to bring us some forks or are we supposed to use these fucking sticks..." I think that deserves an ROFLMAO.

  • I hope you know i'm ordering the most expensive thing on this menu haah

  • this needs to be on tv.please make more episodes!!

  • Like if your still watching this in 2011.

  • Pause the video.

    Press 1 over & over again. :3

  • These are upscale Long Islanders actually...

  • Omg can't u like sue jersey shore for stealing yer ideas?!

  • whish is fuckin bullshit cuz I ain't taken steroids in two fuckin yeahas lol

  • shes hot

  • All your episodes and the people in them really are the bomb. Genius ! Good Luck with your webisode. I'm looking to a lot more of this. - Gary Gladstone

  • her face is like the desert and her body is so pale! wtf

  • "So are they gonna bring us some forks or do we have to use these fucking sticks?"

    "I hope you know that i'm ordering the most expensive thing on this menu."

  • funny thing is, her now ex boyfriend adam did have his gay tendencies

  • I love how her face is super tanned and her boobs are freaking white, hahahaha

  • omg FIX THOSE FUKIN EYEBROWS LADY

  • its such a shame they took ur idea

  • uhhh yu can really here him chew

  • "Yo whatever....fucking...water under the fucking......bridge........so.­....Ima call up that WHORE tonight........."

    HAHAHHAHAHHAH guess he's still holding a grudge , makes me laugh every time :P

  • as a new yorker i an say this shit is so true

  • So they gonna bring out some forks or we gotta eat with the fucking sticks? lol

  • it was more like a staring contest with fuckin' chopsticks

  • ally's sister reminds me of myself lmao attitude and everything

  • "it was more like a staring contest with fucking chopsticks!" lol

  • we're clAssy

    haha

  • you smoke?

  • focken wuata, unda the focken bridge

  • I hate that I can see my towns name on that map at the end...

  • ROFL REDBULL!! HAHAHA FUCKING GENIUS

  • he WOULD have a red bull

  • good dialogue lmaoo

  • lmaooo @ the redbull! [well, laughing really louding, my ass is still attached to my body THANK JESUS.]

  • I think the friend of stevieryan is hot.

  • boishit HAHA hilarious :D

  • "So are they gonna bring us some forks? Or are we gonna use these fucking sticks?" LMAO

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  • HAHAH Canned Nuts!!!

  • LOL!! omggg! This is priceless!

  • why can't I stop watching this?

  • ...drinking a Red Bull is pure genius....

  • lmao i wonder if jersey shore got their ideas from this

  • I love the whole meal staredown part haha

  • Haha her bitchy pouting at the beginning of the meal. :L Brilliant.

  • so they gonna bring us forks? or are we supposed to use these fuckin sticks? lmao

  • jersey shore ripped them off so bad

  • totally agree

  • haha this is actually kind of funny - dec script

  • Haha I love how only the faces have bronzer.

    You and Adam are genius.

  • xDDDDD

  • They're both wearing too dark of a cover up-_-.

  • @feliciavanityytm but you do know that this is not a serious video, right?

  • Of course I knew that>;//. I watch all of Stevie's videos.

  • it's purposeful, honey.

  • He's always eating-_-. Hahah.

  • This kid should be on jersey shore lol

  • l like how they poke there lips out too funny

  • HAHA! (i hope u know im ordering the most expensive thing on this menu!!"

  • NICKY BONES IS THE SHIT

  • "I felt the connection" AHAHHAHAHA!!! N1!

  • funny

  • this guys always shaving hahahha

  • hahahahah the best u have Stevie!... please make more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

  • i love these vids!!!

  • LOVE the dark make-up on the faces. Damn you two make such an amazing teem.

  • OMG xD

  • "I hope you know i'm ordering the most expensive thing on the menu" bwhaha

  • Shes sooo hot

  • Why the hell are they so tan?.

  • Becuase Guidos go tanning lmao , fuking guidos

  • Lmfao this video is so funny. I cant believe there are real idiots out there like this.

  • LOL. Nice cumback "i hope you know im ordering the most expensive thing on this menu *glare*" I'm useing that one on my next breakup date . ;(

  • i love how yer two different colors. lmfao!

  • hes always shavingg.

  • ha staring contest with chopsticks lol, that girl seems like a bitch

  • itz a good seriousss funnny lolol

  • LMFAO!

    ISLANDERSS! WOOOTWOOOOT!

    hehe this is the shit <3

  • Lol @ the red bull <3

  • lmfao this is how everyone in staten island acts.

  • i luv diiiiiiiiiiiiiisz

  • is it just me or are her eye brows huge towards the middle?

  • l0l @ teh dat3

  • she looks suspiciously like amy winehouse

  • It's funny how both of your faces

    are like opposite color of the res

    of your body :P

    Iloveyouguys!

    <3

  • LOL The Akward Silence In The Date Reminds Me of The Hills LOL

  • this isn't how it is in most of new york... it doesn't exist in any borough besides staten island lol a little bit in eastern queens, very little in brooklyn. mostly in staten island and nassau co, long island.

  • this vid isnt about new york.. only LI & SI

  • lol why is nikki bones always shaving lol?

  • hahaha I kno right lol

  • BAAHAHAHHA.

  • woah

  • we had some really fucking gd dialog goin on there. fucking lmao!!! :L

  • this way posted on ma\y birthday :)

  • i have that straightner!

  • lol the lips pouting, i don't know if i could stay serious for that long.

  • i wish this was a real tv show

  • "It was more like a staring contest with fuckin' chop sticks!"

    DYIN'

    This should a tv show or a movie or something. Awesome!

  • oh my god i know some people like this

    going to ny to see my niece was like

    just an overload of that voice

  • stevie here looks like little locas sister xx love u stevie

  • fucking chopsticks!

  • so they gunnu bring us some forks or we supose to use these fucking sticks

  • lmao the staring....

  • "fuckin..water under a fuckin..bridge"

  • Great faces, Stevie.

  • ITS WHISPER

  • i love the ultra fake tans.

  • lol still on steroids

  • funny as hell...been on the dinner part for real

  • woah cute*

  • laugh the fuck out loud he is cue and funny

  • XD I can't get enough of this

  • ahah the Italian brood has a fucking beard. funny as fuck.

  • Hahahaha love the dinner-part! xD

  • make more scene kid love eps.. this is alright but ay

  • scene Kid love was better this is just stupid/funny

  • "so are they gonna bring us some forks? or we gotta use these fuckin sticks?" hahah

  • haha I Love your videos ...Nice tan

  • Nicky fuckin' Bones baby!

  • Stevie, you are the best actress on YT.

  • red bull gives you wings, lol

  • I can't imagine the utter lack of class and sheer amount of douchebags in that scene.

  • there is no way.. a girl can be classy with an accent like that.. its just soo annoying.. nicky bones the man

  • ROFL she calls him gay and he gets upset about the steroids comment, good shit.

  • I can relate to this dude!

  • I love the last two lines XD

  • Staring Contest With Fxcking Chopsticks!!! XD

  • Kiki looks like she has a bigger nose than the girl on here... I don't know it's hard to tell since their faces are tan in this show xD

  • Staring contest with chopsticks?!

  • like thst's a funny accent you skanks got!

  • this video is hilarious! Love it!

  • "Gonna call up that hoo-wah tonight"

    and "We deserve to be treated like princesses"

    Classic. LMAO

  • "stairing contest with f$%$ chapsticks" LMAO

  • I love how much makeup they wear it's hilarious. The dinner scene cracked me up.

  • Those big white fake horse teeth don't fit in her mouth. She needs to get a refund on those.

  • i always order the fuckin most expensive thing in da fuckin menuuuuuuu!! LOL love itttttttttttttt x

  • i can't believe how hard i laugh every time i watch this one. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  • ME TOO! ME TOO! HAHAHAHA

  • why are only their faces tan? It's wierd haha

  • its cheaper lol

  • omgg make more!!

  • no it's not kiki

  • yes it is she looks exactly like her!

  • no it isn't, kiki's not even her name -.-

  • yep, it can't be her cause Kandi's dead

  • haha that nikki bones reminds me of the entertainer on i love money haha

  • Those glasses in the restaurant were OUTSTANDING

  • you mean kandi in double shot of love? no that's not her

  • Red Bull haha

  • seriously - seeing that dude in those glasses - at that Restaurant.... Hilarious. Omg

  • hey girl hit me up if ur ever in oregon

    the 541 get at me baby

  • I'd love to get in her ass.

  • pervert

  • thoes fucken whores are hot

  • You wonder why people say you're a gay?

    Cause you look like fuckin' one

  • good stuff

  • So dey gonna bring us some fuckin forks or we supposed to eat wit dese fuckin sticks? This shit has me on the floor laffin I swear.

  • im in love with TheRealParis

  • LOL! this is soooo halirous. just started watching these episodes! how old is everyone acting?

  • I felt chemistry as well lmao

  • The most awkward dinner ever ! ILMAO

  • i luv this lady, i would like to date her out man. anyway, you should not listen to others, EXPERIENCE it yourself girl.

  • "still" on steroids

  • i v seen the sister somewhere. I think Laguna Beach, but im not sure

  • it's exactly like this here on long island.

  • long island too? haha

  • agghh please make more!

  • im going CRAZY without these,theyre AMAZING!!

  • omfg stevie i love these & scene kid love is fantastic too...make more of these. & scene kid love. Hell i love them all.

    just to let you know if you came out with merch @ like hot topic or something i would totally buy it...you would do good woth that.

  • Friggen CLASSIC!

  • Haha wonderful. I'm a Long Islander and this is exactly what the stereotypical, guido Long Island boy sounds like.

  • I love these I lived on Long Island for 10 years- you totally nailed the accent! Great job!

  • make more of these!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • make more!!!:)

  • You look pretty, Stevie. :]

  • I really wish I could make my boyfriend's hair look like Nicky's.

  • wheres the new islands vid already?

    these are hilarious

  • Stevie, you fucking rock!

    Keep up the great work! I hope to see more soon!

  • we're classy. i love that accent. :)

  • more!!!!