SOUNDTRACK SPOOFS: TWILIGHT - THE VAMPIRE SPARKLE

[oXHalfMoonBayXo]

ok im sprry, but you just ruined the reputation of the movie soundtracks xD

[amoexanimo]

LMAO! This is hilarious! I love the part that says "If he had a choice, he'd go down on Jacob Black."

LOL Wouldn't we all? XD

[FuckingHateTwilight]

@esmile126 twilight is not legendary, and that's a fact.

[MrFunkyjeffyg]

FIN SOMEONE WHO H8S RP

[MrFunkyjeffyg]

DUH ITS ODVIOUS hes gay to i say that he made up the whole sparkle idea so he could have an exuse to wear glitter and i am talking about rob

[MrFunkyjeffyg]

DUH ITS ODVIOUS hes gay to i say that he made up the whole sparkle idea so he could have an exuse to wear glitter

[cutielootie123]

I think the lost boys film was way way way better than twilight go THE LOST BOYS!!!

[SuperMouthBlaber]

Where's the download link to this song. this is the best song ever!!!

[peppcookie02]

Wie geil ist das denn? :D Der hat alle meine Träume vernichtet :D

[DemonKast]

you people can say what you want that girls a hoe :P

[OverlordKassie16]

wow who ever compared this dude to placebo needs to get hurt...other than that, i agree, twilight is the worst vampire book/movie of all time. the only decent book Stephenie Myer did was the Host, and i really don't suggest listening to it on audio, it sound like they had a robot read it

[MBloodT]

sound like Placebo

[charlestrippy]

hahah this should have been the theme for my video!

-charles

[TheGBeard]

@charlestrippy yes it should have been... by the way you are right, it is bobby bowden field at doak campbell stadium... i cant believe alli didn't know that

[bobjenz]

@charlestrippy DOH! DAMNIT :)

[LittleMissVicious91]

It's not as good as your other videos, but still I love it! Oh, and you have a great voice!!!!!

[AnnnneeeeCullen]

so ein idiot xDD

[AnnnneeeeCullen]

hahahaha xD

[OoshiriHogosha]

haha wie geil ! :D

[SunniSista]

you know wot... i enjoyed the film to be honest i must say... but i can see what the people behind the film wanted to start, you know.. will all the lil baabaa black sheeps we have in the world... hay bobjenz you eva heard of the illuminarti?

[SunniSista]

dont whats going on with yt.. sorry... think i made the same post about 10 times!!! shit lol

[jbjboceanfront]

LAME

[justjustinesmind]

lame

[misschibigirl101]

@ljchrzan u r mean TT_TT

[1231hardyfan]

twilight rules and yes im a guy but im not gay but it still is cool

[LOVE4gina16]

This vid is A PIECE OF SHIT!

Sorry man but The Twilight Saga is cool!

[unbekannte123]

IT´S SHIT!!...(for me)

[JuiceLover222]

WTF???

[AndreaKristina333]

hahahahahaha ... you're so funny... but i still love the movie..sorry dude haha

[yasminegoofy]

i hate whoever made this song go away disappear the twilight freaks will unite and kill u DIE DIE DIE

[youbean100]

omg get a life

[closetmonkey19]

:( but i love vampires :( muaaaaahh!!!!! now im gonna commit suicide :( but i actually do like the vamps <3 :)

[Ileanaynj77]

New Moon was incredible ! Watch @ twilight-now (.) com .

[TNT321B0OM]

I like that you're making fun of Twilight, but this isn't very good compared to your other ones

[sarahfigaro]

that was lame

[JanelleRamirezq]

If you can`t wait for relase of Twilight Eclipse just go to TwilightEclipsePlay[.]info There is leaked version of it in not bad quality .

[grg31997]

@JanelleRamirezq Why not put that on a twilight hate video...

[blackmetalization]

This was gay, gay, gay.

[TheDuck1234]

wow fan rage and 12 years girls inc.... Flame wall on

[TheDuck1234]

book 1-2 sucks ass... 3 was okey 4 was great, but still.... the movies was BAD !!!

[MySecretagentman]

@TheDuck1234 agree! almost

[DrKaber]

twilight is the worst shit ever to be made in the history of anything. it's so gay that it makes richard simmons wish he were straight.

[poonaghuh]

this is ... wiered...twilight is amazing love the books...

[slippywho]

A vampire thats sparkles....sounds gay to me.

[xScarletChaosx]

@slippywho me too :P

[twilightfreak7777]

robert pattinsen is not gay how dare u say that i hate u and who cares if it isnt real i want u to take this video off

[xScarletChaosx]

@twilightfreak7777 its only a joke chill out :D

[twilightfreak7777]

when and y did u put this on here i do not remember this during the movie and i am a complete twilght fan...u suck

[xScarletChaosx]

@twilightfreak7777 its a joke u stupid twonk!

[mariko2294]

Oh guys new Twilight Eclipse got leaked xD Its so awesome i saw it at TwilightEclipseFull(dot)tk

[GoatMegaLover]

wow i didnt kno ppl get really butt hurt over sparkle boy loving vampires

hahaha

and u say this guy has no life

ppfft!

yes is true, there isnt a vampire sparkle

just a bunch of dumb ass followers

lmfao

[Kullerknuffl]

what the..?

don't you have any hobbies?

what's your problem? if you don't like the story just keep your opinion

is there no one who's interested in your mean person or why do you produce such a sh*t?

I'm really sorry for you, guy

[chaeijk]

well first of all.....Learn to sing to your bitch

[nopivass]

you think that! twilight is the best!

keep your opinion to your shelf and you can't sing

lol

[elliesiggee1]

He ovo jealous that no girl/woman is interested in him..... I'd rather watch the films or read the book than sit and converse with him ANYDAY!!!! What a sad excuse for a man :\

[LittleMissVicious91]

@elliesiggee1 Bobby rules, and you're an ugly bitch.....

[LadyMadia]

ten bucks says this guy cant read

[bobjenz]

@LadyMadia I read your comment. You owe me ten bucks.

[ananoo96]

you're an idiot..shut up!!!

[saxy78betch]

hahaha lool

man? you have no life !!

you have a big problem..! :D

[0CrnaLala0]

OMG this is so stupid and...god...u really have to find a life...idiot!!

[SillyPrinZes]

WOW....ur kinda sad....do u actually have a life??? If not maybe u should consider getting one...if u dont like the series then leave it alone! Gosh imagine if i were to make stupid songs about one of ur idols....but i wont cause i actually have a life... I mean what are u actually trying to achieve by making this lame song??? well then i wish u all the luck with ur life...

[alexandraoberg]

have this guy even read the books? the books is so much better than the boring movies!

[bobjenz]

@alexandraoberg Are you serious? NO. Of course not. DER.

[MrFunkyjeffyg]

@bobjenz lol yay someone who understands

[rskogh]

U can keep your opinion to yourself. Thetwilight books is the best books ever!!

[berushkaa]

You're simply stupid, if you don't have any other things to do than judging someting you probably never read or seen. Grow up and find a job, this won't satisfy you and let the 13 years olds live their dream.

[Siffa92]

I think it is fair enough of you not to like Twilight but when you start calling other people homosexuals when they're clearly not and 13-year-old girls bitches, you cross a line you should be old enough to know you shouldn't cross. Beside this, you really can't sing so stop doing it. Please?

[kkscomedy]

Don't Judge us vampires, Most of the time itsn ot our choice to become one,n't the greatest thing in the world

[TwilightFan237528]

New Moon is great, just saw it at twilight-free[dot]com

[Eizleful]

dude that's just wrong & mean

[alvin99200]

woop woop thank you for somebody finally makin it clear !!

[love49lsm]

this is not funny its just mean

[grg31997]

@love49lsm Its not mean.... Its just showing u twitards that thier are other opinions in the world u are gonna have to deal with....

[ollywatty123]

to be fair i do like twilight but this is funny as fuck!

[itzrebecca]

stfu, get a life, quit sitting at the computer making shitting ass songs because your just gonna keep getting fatter. god and learn how to sing, just wow.

[W0lfpack18]

Ohhhhhhhh kk xD

[musiclover1672001]

For the best love songs that go perfectly with The Twilight Saga check out "Winter Air" and "This is Love" by the band Annasay. on itunes and youtube

[outkastinkz]

NICE TASTE...

[ollikahn001]

loved it

[quirkjerks]

Bob jenz, thank you for bitch slapping one of the biggest "teen vampire soap operas" like the washed up retarded whore that it is. LOL!

-The jerk.

[DeidaraRapist]

ok i'm tired of haters of twilight and overly obsessed twilight fans it's a god damn book has the whole sparkily vampire thing is gay and the movie suckes dick but over all the book is preaty good if you want a romance ok ok i my self perfer ann rice's vampires and i still make fun of them it is not that big of a deal

[thewall1179]

it's called capitalizing on stupidity and it's very american.

[dunimoles]

funny as fuck,

twilight fans are slightly pissed off below..

[blacktiara2]

HAHAHA, serously i love your vids, but this one sucked :D

[bobjenz]

I agree!!!

[dunimoles]

well, your the most famous person ive ever spoke to!

[twilightaddictedgirl]

... wth? ...

[thewall1179]

vampires don't sparkle, you whore. ask bram stoker and get raped for asking it

[poochie01ful]

yeah it does suck you stupid idiot

[Pingpong2804]

Hey, you suck :)

[bobjenz]

yeah, this video does suck, I admit it.

[twinsxlover64]

lol yes it's true XD

[Fugaboo03]

Ok all these spam sites are rediculous i spent so much time going through them to find new moon and i only found one that works, why cant they just give us the content they say they will... anywas the site is theonlinecinema. net/the-twilight-saga-new-moon­/

[fugaboo02]

dont waste your time going to the other sites I searched through near all the links in here and found one good one theonlinecinema. net/the-twilight-saga-new-moon­/

[TomHatesYouCunt]

brill job, love ur music

[NineTears]

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa xD!

[OneEyedCyberchicken]

if he likes boys...... where do you think he would bite a dude.. in the heat of passion?.. LOL

[R4vetastic]

This song is actually really well fucking done. Great fucking job dude.

[Macnavor]

Bob Jenz till the end of time!!!!!!

Who cares if Robert Pattinson like boys!!!!

That's not inhuman!!

[SuperHurricane2009]

Enter the Twilight New Moon Giveaway on the website TVonPrint

[ToastmachineIdiot]

enter the new Twilight giveaway on I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!!

[4ulqui4]

i want that wicked awesome t-shirt >.>

[Andy091290]

If Count Dracula ever watched Twlight he would throw up.

[carnegie91]

AHAHA ANDY! YOU COCK!

[PetricaAmericanu]

Twilight is the biggest fail in centuries

[Andy091290]

I love this!!!

[twigagawizard]

Robert Pattinson likes boys? *jumps up and down*

[iLikeToShank]

Twilight fails, agreed?

[hevymetal3000]

agreed

[murphbox]

lol awesome song =D

[Macnavor]

I want that on my windows media list!!

And everyone else in their ipod!

[Cloeyy0h9]

youre just so cool..........

[ToastmachineIdiot]

There's too many sparkling vampires at the party.

[mjj300]

Twatlight! Hah, good one

[DrKaber]

love the 13 year old bitch part. YOU ROCK BOBJENZ!!!!

[d33pdivine]

ur really becoming less and less funny.

[wei00007]

BOB YOU ARE SOOOO WRONG!!! they do sparkle, I swear it :)

All you need to do is this.

1 douse with petrol

2 throw crushed glass at target

3 light match and throw at target

4 ?????

5 PROFIT..and sparkles.

[mynameiscal]

the new kurt cobain?

[Macnavor]

lol only if "vampire sparkle" it inspires from kURT!!!!

[KuroX32]

Yes it's true!

This vid Rocks

I love you bobjenz!!!!

[BELEIVEIT1]

DAMN STRAIGHT NIGGA, twatlight sux and gives vampires a bad name, oh right, their vampussies

[tybo09]

Bobby, I want to have your babies... in a non-gay way...

[starterk10]

dear bobjenz can you chechk out my vids you need to make another nerd kind of thing plez well i hate twilgth to boo twithght

[tones13]

I love the intense, haunted, rock face at the end.

PS - I want to tag Bella

[itsxnatashaxbitch]

This is fucking awesome. I hope all the twilight obsessed mental retards watch this.

[ant3]

i almost thought it was real, good song tho and great way to make views

[dustz33]

Come on guys we need more hate in the comments :P

Awesome song..enough to make fat 12-14yr old bitches that dress up emo/"vampire" cut them selves x)

I fucking hate all the fuss about the one faggott that is "soo hot" and who finds him hot and uploads fuckin crappy scenes&comments? Check out the vid stats(yep 97% female 13-17 although actually its only 13-14& fat& ugly)!!

[SweetMeloncholy]

dustz33 what the fuck is up with you? you are seriously sick along with this asshole who would call a little 13 year old a bitch. What the fuck is up with your wormy brains shit heads?! seriously just because you hate something doesn't mean you have to spread your sick hate against young girls. Sure they live in a fantasy world, but so fucking what? You probably do to with other shit, hence the shitty video with your idiotic signing and face. Quit hating on young girls! Get a life you pychos!

[tybo09]

Wow... sounds like someone hit a nerve.

It's called a joke. Sorry if you can't take it.

[thewall1179]

lol get over yourself. don't get upset, no one gives a shit.

[SweetMeloncholy]

of course you don't give a shit. you're congratulating yourselves for being assholes. whatev

[thewall1179]

I'm an asshole because I don't care that you go to every vid that makes fun of twilight and the jonas brothers and bitch and moan because you don't like it? i'm just expressing MY opinion the way you are. you say, boo hoo twilight, i say you're fucking annoying, don't watch the vid then.

[SnowandGlasgowfilms]

you should put this on itunes

[bobjenz]

How do I do that?

[SnowandGlasgowfilms]

i have no idea.

[dustz33]

google "tunecore" .

I agree this is definitley good enough for itunes...I`d love to see the face of the first 12yr old emo paying 99ct and excpecting an actual soundtrack :P

[SnowandGlasgowfilms]

yeah google it. It should come up with something

[bobjenz]

it costs $20 to post an album - I'll do that with Clone Megan Fox, Obama Song, Flying Turtle, Mustache Song, etc. in a few days... :)

[SnowandGlasgowfilms]

yes flying turtle!

[ChewieFlakes]

Haha I friggin hate all the twilight crap, its ridiculously stupid, good vid

[therush2049]

what no vampire sparkle........ Now i have to kill myself.....Its ok though robert will wait for me.......

[JanksterProductions]

w00t!

[xagdorf]

Nice song!

i love the fact everyone says "BAAW! REAL VAMPS DONT SPARKLE!"

AND I REPLY "REAL VAMPS DONT EXIST LOL!"

[TheLolo941]

hahaha fucking great XD

[amazazing77]

ooo bad topic to make fun of.... me and my army of 13 year olds are going to kill you!!!!!!!!!!!! and yes i do know the movie sucks. i just love the books

[iNimbo]

the books failed too and they are full of bad literature,plot holes, and a story that has been used many times just never went mainstream. fucking tweefags.

[playstation645angie]

lol awesome

[DoucheBagsNetwork]

hey bobjenz did you know i made myself a twilight sucks shirt... double sided so all the damn twilight obsessed douchebags could get all offended and i can laugh because i dont care xD

[bobjenz]

I love it...

[ivy0x0]

lol! lo f*cking L!!!!

[MisterVidicus]

Oooohh! Can I buy one?!

[DoucheBagsNetwork]

naw... i only have one, sorry Vidicus

[kevinbrueck]

That's awesome that you got on the New Moon soundtrack!!! I can't wait till all the 13 year old tween girls weigh in on your song:D

[bobjenz]

Bring on the hate... :)

[Butterflysrhappy]

I laughed so hard i started crying

hahhahaah

[LucasKaus]

lol.

i like twilight too. :P

[pkkgh]

I love you. :D

[TwilightLOVER172009]

this is the gayest video I have ever fuckin saw.. :/

[OffensiveBehaviorTV]

And you would know because you are a "GAY EXPERT". You must have tons of years of GAY Experience's, making you the EXPERT that you are today! LOL

[kevinbrueck]

You have the gayest screen name I ever fuckin saw:/

[CoBeProductions]

omg kevin your so smexy!!!111!

[DoucheBagsNetwork]

but you gota say man... my screen nasme is the shit... jk

[runescapegirl13]

This is soooo true lmao my history teacher was like "vampires dont SPARLKE! they're supposed to BURN AND DIE in the sun

and did anyone else notice how in the first move, Kristen Stewart was lying on the floor, like. Oh. Im dying. Save me. Im dying.

[ssirK1994]

Yes everyone knows there are no vampires ! !BUT LEPEROCNS ARE REAL !

[irepic69]

I typed this with my penis

[sonny136]

dude, twilight rules, u suck...badly.

[hoboRuthey]

true dat but he dont suck

[CrayolaNinjas]

XD You're funny!

[mattmovies101]

lol nice :P

[toeshy2]

great song though it made me lol

[toeshy2]

haha i love it that ppl r arguing over sparkling vampires lol

vampires dont sparkle cuz they dont exist which is y that line is ironic

but for the hard core vamp enthusiasts like myself the sparkling vampires and everything that is the twilight vampire goes against what we grew up being in our heads as wat a vampire should be

[CanOfSpam]

Yes it's true...the is no such thing as Vampires.

So fucking what if an author decides to implement a different view on his/her story?

I didn't like Twilight myself, but this stupidity on people making fun of sparkling Vampires is just pathetic.

[Sapplespou]

Agreed.

[blinkmelvyn182]

totally agree with you mr. bobjenz

[cidazj6]

and its videos like this that make me glad ive never read any of the books or watched the movie

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