Very Mary-Kate - Bodyguard

[CroixMonCoeur]

"My private investigator made some calls to HR who made some calls to your emergency contact who made some calls to my personal assistant who called Olsen Force 1 helicopter pilot who picked me up on the roof of the Soho House cause I said I wasn't feeling good, and I wanted to come see you. Did you know I had to fly over a river to get here? It was crazy."

-"Oh my god!"

"Do you have to swim to get to work?"

[4GETthisSONG]

Mmmmmm bodyguard <3

[gothrocks666]

bodyguard is hot... lol

[MrsBabyfat]

I think when she says kimono she is slickly referring to her private area!:0

[Lisa13245]

I'm in love with these, I'm subbing

[misstinkerbell326]

what does she mean when she says 'my kimonos froze?

[riguy11]

@misstinkerbell326 Nothing. That's the joke. A kimono is a ceremonial Japanese robe.

[PeachesTOUR]

@misstinkerbell326 yea that and Mary Kate always has on some form of a fashion kimono... like in real life :-P lol

[goat2727]

I'm going to kill that dog.

[SWEETRHYSIE10]

did anyone see the description? what does it mean?

[rmr355]

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[xLIFEISAMAZEx]

You are hilarious! Love you!

[dmsoccerchick5]

My toes is froze and my nose is froze and my kimonos froze :) ( love that )

[DyminEllis]

she sorta looks like Janet Jackson

[TheSpecialgirl2014]

if i had a bodyguard like that, i'd be scratching on his door all the time...hes so HOT!

[jumpingforgold1]

do you have to fly to get to heaven?

i hope there's no drug tests haha

[yongya]

@jumpingforgold1

its apply to get into heaven

[shanomacbry]

You know... at first, I was going to unsubscribe to SecondCityNetwork. Then, I found a link on the sidebar to this. I then was actually upset, because to be honest, I still like both of the Olsens. But then, I realized that this actress is actually pretty damn funny playing this part... and the fact that she's playing Mary Kate really doesn't even figure into my mind. This character is just absolutely, authentically, genuinely... well, I know this'll sound weird, but ADORABLE. So I subb'ed. :^)

[emmadilemmasings]

@shanomacbry I know, the Olsen twins are my childhood... but I still love these. Also, SecondCityNetwork in my head is called TinaFeyNetwork :P

[SavKing12]

Love your videos and impressions! Whenever we need a laugh at work we watch you!

[punkrock755]

I hope there's no drug test.

LMAOO

[TheFernMC]

why does she look like Laura San Giacomo right here? Creepy

[shanomacbry]

@TheFernMC That, my good sir, is what we in the biz like to call ACTING!

- JSherman

"IT STINKS!"

[smilieys84]

"my toes is frozen" XD

[supercommenter]

i feel bad because i own that same scarf.

[zeecke11]

Hahaha that was funny!

*look at comments*

[Insert funny quote here]

Every time.

[aribriaproductions]

my normal body temperature is 62

hahaaaaaaa

[chanlizard123]

Why does she look like the joker here???

[odonelhannah]

MAKKE MOREE

[fobbyhighschoolgalx3]

is it weird that i actually kind of wish that this was a real tv show?

[goshockrohit]

today i found out that the hair she had is a wig!?!?!

[RawrKissBite]

17 people need to borrow pee.

[Gekkemomo]

Does anyone else thinks she looks like Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory at 0:21till 0:25 ?

[SkyVa96]

@Gekkemomo ...what?



[Bigjohnsin1612]

"I hope there isn't a drug test" hahaha

[MrBatManIsAPunk]

@Bigjohnsin1612 can i borrow your pee?

[waytoomuchcrazy]

This is too funny!

[Wpfv2010]

Bodyguard!

[DanielEricksoncutter]

my nose is froze my toes is froze my kimono froze. LOL

[honga18]

tetris god!

[Jadaholly]

"My private investigator who made some calls to HR who made some calls to your emergency contact who made some calls to my personal assistant who called my olsen 1st on helicopter pilot who picked me up on the roof of my soho house because I said I wasn,t feeling good and wanted to see you" Lmao!!

[lemon5ash]

lol this is funny!

[Dtouremusic]

Why does she look lyk the Joker?!

[dusknitemaren]

@Dtouremusic Hahahaha!

[7thingsbymiley]

do you have to apply to get into heaven? i hope theres no drug tests... haha :P

[LittleMissComment7]

"I hope there's no drug tests.."

Lol :)

[meghanmuffin96]

"my private investigator made some calls to hr who made some calls to your emergency contact who made some calls to my personal assistant who called my olsen force 1 helicopter pilot who picked me up on the roof of the soho house 'cause i said i wasn't feeling good & wanted to come see you."

[ap0ph3nia]

What is this based on? I mean, is it a parody of some Mary-Kate show I'm not aware of? Like the way the Rachel Zoe Project got ripped online? Or are we just making fun of her for no real reason? I love it either way.

[Abcflc]

@ap0ph3nia I'm not sure but the only thing that reminds me of it in terms of the randomness of the parody is this "old" starveilance sketch (a short animated show that used to air on E! with the same celebrity death match dolls) where the Olsen twins go to buy an apartment on their first yr at NYU) google it its hilarious

[IMMTUR2]

She looks like The Joker. Which, now that I realize that this is supposed to be Mary Kate, makes me feel awful.

[KennyXX94]

but i'm dying -sadface- mynoseisfrozemytoesisfrozeandm­ykimonoisfroze

[aabelmendoza]

lmao, love this!

[brookie8895]

Aww this girl is making me terrified :D she looks awful and so scary...

[CombatLynn007]

bodyguard is freakin' hot!!

[creationlist]

i wish she was nominated for the teen choice awards

[ThunderMetalHead]

loooooooooooooooooool she looks like her!!

[xo3misshollywood3xo]

do you have to swim to get to work? 

[AmyJoJackson]

I fully appreciate the 101 DALMATIONS reference you've used.

[RSCPT]

@AmyJoJackson I totally didn't catch that! That's just awesome.

[keriquacka]

@AmyJoJackson What is it? lol

[RolandBrice]

wow this is awful

[cehelmuth]

@RolandBrice So Awful and yet so fabulous!

[TheSuperWave1]

ha!

[Dianaxoxsmiles]

IHOPE THERES NO DRug tests. ahahahha

[kutekandy719]

do you have to apply to get into heaven? ROFLAMO!!!! love it!!

[princesspumpkinhead]

my nose is froze my toes is froze my kimono's froze lmao!

[girl123interrupted]

"can I borrow your pee?"

[WWOLFwts]

@girl123interrupted Oh good - I swear this whole time I thought she said "Can I borrow your penis?"

Sexual innuendo... Yummy...

[SkyVa96]

@WWOLFwts haha yummy...ur so cool!! so happy im not the only perv

[THEILOVETPAIN]

@SkyVa96 thats not cool being a perv

[SkyVa96]

@THEILOVETPAIN wait no i take that back it is to me and i dont give a crap about ur opinion k? :)

[THEILOVETPAIN]

@SkyVa96 so if u dont care y did u replied to me? ur the only one thinking ur cool to be a perv

[americanmechanical]

your hilarious your so awesome i love your smile!!!!!!

[Acutomatata]

I love her smile. :)

[csalazarjr]

Did you know I had to fly over a river to get here? It was crazy.

Lmao!!!!

[AlexGr0o0LiNaKi414]

you're hair is so hot like that!

[miss15jojo]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[wackydude09]

"Do you have to swim to get to work?"

She cracks me up!

[tkherbi9a]

Did she say: Can I borrow your pee?? At the end??

[leeflailmarch]

@tkherbi9a Yep, she did. LOL!

[sanitythroughmadness]

yup... for the drug test lmao

[xxkhareyxx]

yep :]

[mythirdchannel]

I love these! you're so funny ^_^=

[xxkhareyxx]

My nose is froze, and my toes is froze, and my kimono is froze ^_^ Lmfao!

[leeflailmarch]

Amazing how she can speak so fast! :D

[0mgshoes]

can i barrow your pee?

[thejesster1993]

Haha can I borrow ur pee

[csalazarjr]

I love how she's scratching at the door!! Hahahahahaha!!!

[81silversiren]

LMAO

[JulietAnnex]

my toes is frozen. :L

[xxkhareyxx]

LMAO! Can I borrow your pee?? ahaha

[dj6969jones]

I can't get enough!!! Lmaol!!!!!!!

[AYEBECCA]

i hope theres no drug test can i borrow your pee? lmao!

[MadisonGale]

I hope there's no drug tests... LMAO xD

[RexySaurous]

OMG I love this Shane Dawson said he liked you're videos on twitter so I checked them out and I'm subscribing you're so funny!

[creativecarrot]

@RexySaurous

me too : )

[candycanelane100]

"i hope they don't have drug tests" - lmfao!!! i love this show soooo muchhh (:

[gonzoli]

she's got a cartoon face xD

alexXx

[micaisawesome]

omg, i love that..."I hope theres no drug tests"

[RawrrrLikeAKitty]

this is so funny :) shane dawson recommended you on twitter so i checked out SUBSCRIBED XD

[uvter]

roflcopter...hardcore

[angang1324]

Haha MK doesn't sound so sick when she explains how she found Bodyguard's home.

LOL! Love this show.

[coaching71]

This is funny as hell!

[NinjaBlondie101]

OMG!! this is sooo funny, i like how she scratches at the door instead of knocks...haha!

[paoelumba]

shes like" do have to take a drug test to go to heaven"and then she said "can i borrow your pee" ahaha

[judobullfrogg]

"my nose is froze and my toes is froze and my kimono is froze" lmao

[Sederwall]

i love this. thanks shane for directing me to it via twitter. :)

[angang1324]

like...srsly. this is the 15th time i've seen this. elaine carroll is AMAZING!

"that's not a fever."

"my normal body temperature's 62."

[JudyxMarie123]

She looks so freaking scary with all that makeup haha.

[Sparksdream102]

I would fire him. lol

[Jolissa144]

LMFAO

[anakid123]

she's talented... 4 stars

[llyrae]

rofl wow.....u can see dead ppl HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[ohshitits4]

my normal body temperature is 62, LMAO

[sethdvms12]

"do you have to apply to get into heaven?"

"no"

"i hope theres no drug tests" LMFAO!!!!

[aujanaebuttmunchh7]

ahaha "do you swim to get to work?"

[sorrel1000]

lol!

[81silversiren]

LMAO

[Jesse187TX]

so if your a method actor does that mean you spend ridiculous amounts of money and are bulimic?

[98littlebro]

watch my vid please

[ZomboMambo]

I like that she just scratched the door and he knew it was her.

[KevinRudolfsBigFan]

ok the vids r gay..but this one is funny!

[heiyleigh]

Uhh, they are a little strange..

Lol haha ''can I borrow your pee"

[weavethedream]

LOL!!!

[amal2911]

shit u'r face in this one is so scary!

[liveSloveSlaughSx3]

i think ur ging to hav a how one day

[therandjshow1818]

lol so funny

[americangirlaero]

lo your ssssssssooooooooo funny rated 5 strs

[ilovewebkinz98]

LOL

[ariXD100]

Can i borrow ur piee. haha

Do u have 2 swim 2 get 2 work.

Ur good

[leanjhuls]

How come people don't watch these skits? They are awesome!

[meechieporter]

xccccccccccccccccc

[sandsams92]

how does this not have more views?

[hookedontechno]

OMG that was freakin hilarious