Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

[conversedog12]

achemd is the best boney puppet if u u don't like him then curse the day u were ever born

[elijahanator]

if u dont like this vid. then crap u

[theresaolivera]

this guy is so funny

[koricorndog]

haha lol are you scared.......

[mrparnell61]

if you listen to it and not look you would think its more than 1 person!

[exodus606]

Achmed is going to kill 6 people...

[AylaAbriel]

I am watching his life story right now! :D

[peaches1665]

6 people were the victims of Achmed's suicide bomb.

[OmgXDToast]

i never get tired of this XD

[SuperCarley1]

Achmed, "Knock, knock."

Jeff, "Who's there?"

Achmed, "Me. I kill you!"

[Yognaut550]

"tis' but a scratch"

[theresaolivera]

i like jeff done lap he funny and i like when ocmend said i kill you

[jaddy94bieber]

It is sooooo funny... !!!! xDDDD

[panda16269]

this is hilarious......he is a funny tourist

[thesmuzzmoker87]

Well achmed say somepeople see a white light when they die is that what you saw...aww i saw some car parts...yeah but what went through your mind?...MY ASSS! xD

[Jochemguitar]

SIENCEE, I KILL YOUUUUUUU! :)

[KBJade39]

Achmed: no it looks nothing like the person

all I could think of is Achmed next saying it looked like a boner.

[polocrazy23]

Jeff:how do u spell it

Achmed:WHAT!?!?

Jeff:how do u spell your name

Achme: ohh lets see A....C....Flem

[yvette9875]

he looks a lot like osama

[musiclovertul]

Im a terrorist

what kind

a terrifying...... terrorist

[doyougotzfood]

i need some ligaments.

[wwefangojeff345]

1:14 to 1:17 is freking hularios

[chrisman123ize]

haha very funny video



[SuperSmackit]

son of a beetch

[Dennyboiiyy]

Jeff =What do you think of bush?

Achmed=Oh I love Bu- Oh You mean the President... Im sorry

[VeenoHD]

I love how you become so attached to the character that you forget that Jeff is each character.

[yourwrong12]

Where can I find the achmed video of him talking about tampon in the girls bathroom as little missils? I tried looking everywhere.

[MikuHatsuneDiva]

you idiot you dont have an ass!!!!!!! Ahkmed: O.o

[XXdarenxxxhowlettXX]

its okay i took that Verizon bastard with me hahahahhahha

[Jakethebeast6]

Jeff: As a Suicide bomber have you had training. Achmed: yes. Jeff was it a nice facility. Achmed it used to be. Jeff: what happened Achmend: New guy the idiot tried to practice

[kylehack2k]

What you dont let jews in ur bar .. u racist basterd ..Yes yes i did the same thing with 2 catholic priests when i tossed in a young boy hahahahaha

[jeffhardyisawsome23]

i kill you for a klondite bar lol

[Surfergal3601]

no no it is achhhhhhhmed. thts what i said......no no u said akmed it is achhhhhhhahahahaah med!!!!!!!!

[tjchingon]

i just got my flu shot

[tjchingon]

WHAT THE HELL HAPPEN TO MY FEEET!!! SON OF A BITCH!! WHATA WHAT ARE U DOIN STOPA NO WAHTA STOOOOOP TUCHIN MEEEEE I KEEEL U!!!



[lovebaby555]

i love him

[shivansmyth]

are you muslim...

i don't think so.. check on my ass it says made in china. hahah

[TereEuro]

aaaa, ceeee, flemm

[lucky75037]

what did he mean when he said mr.hurricane

[theonewhocomments]

@lucky75037 In the Walter sketch Jeff says his wife calls him 'hurricane'.

[danielkaspa]

@lucky75037 That jeff has premature ejaculation.

[ModBoxStarterChannel]

he a bit funny very un original though

[mrdude628]

STOP TOUCHING ME (looks around) I KEEL UUUUU

[TheJenaai]

XD 

[DarkRebelionRebelOne]

God damn it.........oh oh I mean Alia damn it

[xXxALPHABOMBxXx]

so youre a terrorist?

yes...i am a terrorist..

what kind of terrorist?

a terrifying.........terrorist

[MrGuledani]

You need to watch this, LOL XD

[ObiWanKen0wnbi]

I KEEEEEL YOOOOuUUUU! I threw 2 catholics in a pit with a little BOY

[jvirtual13]

so achmed where u from. ur freaking suitcase

[jazzisawsome34]

STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!!

[AmandaD98]

Too bad there isn't a LOVE button anywhere

[PresidentDRCI]

2:37: It's only a flesh wound!

[LEANNAHAV32]

silence i keel you

[quickscopenow97]

SILENCE I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO DO U SPELL YOUR WAT? WELL HOW DO YOU SPEL IT WELL LETS SEE A AAA CCCC FLEMMCCC LOL XD

[gamerjanhoi]

whoever dislikes achmed is gay

[hunkku94]

hahahahha very fanny guy :D:DD

[me2freaks]

This guy totally ripped off that other video with 135 million views.

[Texasjim2007]

There is an inherent flaw in Al Qaida's suicide bomber logic I need somebody to explain. If God wants Muslims to be suicide bombers why do Al Zawahiri and Osama spent years hiding from Americans instead of doing what they say God wants Muslims to do if they're Muslims why are they disobeying God? How can anyone who's a Muslim trust Mualims who don't practice the Islam they preach?

[goodalle1987]

Take a joke people, he is a comedian and as such his job is to poke fun at people and things in life, so rather than get butt hurt over him performing his job, accept that like most comedians you will not enjoy all of his material but others will. if you truly do not like him, go listen to someone else

[MrTehnoobshowfan]

Good evening............... Infidel.

[joeudle123]

who could hate this work of art?

[Kharmus976]

Lindsay Lohan made 5 accounts just to hit the dislike button. Or there were 5 jews making those accounts ...... who knows.

[Yassertakaji1]

this is disrespecting :s

[0504322806]

fuck u not funny we know Jeff Dunham talk about islam but another way so fuck him fuck any bitch love this shit

[ThatOneChick0123]

"The guy tried to practice!"

[nezomancer]

Jeff : what u think of Bush

Achmed : Ooooh..i love the.. OH u mean the president ? im sry.... :D

[TheCobraGunner]

@nezomancer i didn't get it can u explain

[nezomancer]

@TheCobraGunner bush, as in bush of hairs. Pubics. :D

[usuckirock1220]

lets see an A.... C..... phlegm...

[imastag]

Awwwwwsome man ...... !!! Terryfying Terrorist!!!

[caraze929]

Shut the fuck up, i kill you !!:))

[italiabiotch]

i took the verizon basturd with me! hahahahhahah NO WONDER HES NOT IN THE COMMERCIALS ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XDDDD­DDDDDDD

[johnknoefler]

@MrGustifotz how bout we make fun of Floptilla terrorists?

[PanteraChick]

"What kind of terrorist are you?"

"A terrifying terrorist!"

LMAO

[lukeychappo77]

i had a prematire detonation!!!! XD

[ErickElizondo]

hahaha im a treyfying...terrorist.

[ErickElizondo]

hahahaha!

[fingers350]

eveyy body!!! siclence i kill u

[opensemsemsun39]

soooooooooooooo silly,,,,i want to say little words for u,,,barking dogs seldom bite,....

[opensemsemsun39]

(ولا تحسبن الله بغافل عما يعمل الظالمون)

[dedokid]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!11111 HAHAHAHAHA!

[cral4u09]

hahahhahhaah yaa

[shad2100]

I LOVED it

it was the funiest video i have ever seen

i wish that i could talk like that

[172darklink]

hahh that was great lol! this man needs to keep em comin,! w00t ach med

[MJtheKandyman]

yh, u wont believe the number of comments calling u an idiot 4 passing on a chain message like this...

[brokenbloodedwings]

XD hahaha allah dam it looool

[nathanjordisonlover]

1 of THE FUNNIEST ACT EVER i love Achmed

[thecoolape]

A-C-PHLEM LLLLOOOOOOLLLLLL

[ProtomanZX22]

SILENCE!!! I KILL YOU!!! XD

[Noremorse10]

@ProtomanZX22 its i keel you duh

[FightingMcChicken]

OMG that is OSUM

[uttus1]

funny