Let the blonde jokes begin

[donthate9000]

How to drown a blonde: put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

[Melee2Kil]

I seriously think that 50% of people are fucking retarded.

[INMATE2468]

Lmao!!

[MrAtlantasfinest]

id still fuck the shit out of her.

[impotentarab]

@MrAtlantasfinest innit

[TheAwesomebaby]

@chaosrave thats so wrong...

[chaosrave]

@TheAwesomebaby how is it wrong? most vegans do it for religion or because they are strictly against animal abuse during the processing stage of meat... and i know alot of vegetarians who do it to maintain health... sure there are exceptions but i dont think its too far from the truth...

[chaosrave]

vegetarians do it for health... vegans do it for moral reasons

[UncleKennybobs]

@chaosrave You are a dumb arse

[chaosrave]

@UncleKennybobs you are a dumb ass

[Schadenfreude47]

Vegetarians do not eat meat, but eat animal products (meat or cheese) Some eat fish some don't. VEGANS refuse to eat anything that comes from an animal

[DBSaiyanTim777]

@Schadenfreude47 animal products not including meat.....(alot of cheese has animal orans in it).

[HS1911TS1950]

smart girl.....noooot.

[ShadowBladerZ]

But i thought birds WERE vegetables!

[YewTubeUsername]

I bet that bitch cant read the subtitles

[meatpockets00]

she isnt being paid to think

[fatfartish1]

birds are vegetables duh.... its common science

[shadowrequim]

@fatfartish1 birds are vegatables duh.... its common geography. Fixed that for ya

[XjanRk]

@shadowrequim a bird is aerodynamics, you dumbass.

[TJD248]

When she bleached her hair blonde she must have bleached her brains too

[hunkatiel]

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence.

[53329]

i think some people, who are true vegetarians, don't eat meat because they can't digest it correctly. others don't eat cow but do eat fish or chicken and call themselves vegetarians just because. i personally don't like cow meat >.<

[01suiteness]

@53329 True vegetarian = don't eat meat. No exceptions. When someone asks you ' Are you vegetarian? ' and you don't eat ' cow ' you would reply ' No, I am not vegetarian, as I eat meat, however, I do not eat BEEF '. Preference over what meat you eat, doesn't make you vegetarian.

[HypedTiming]

Sure... but she was hot!

[jesper164a]

I'd still fuck her.

[8the8just8]

The zionist wants us arians to think we are the thick ones . Thats because he fears us . The best looking and most inteligent race on earth . We invented allmost everything .And gave a civilisation code to the world we are The most prolific race on earth . CHECK OUT google . THE HOLOCAUST HOAX AND PROPAGANDA by david cole ..Caus wer not so fucking bumb after all .. we are on to you zionist bastards Then check out DR DAVID DUKE ON YOU TUBE

[BabylonRenaissance]

@8the8just8 dont worry, aryan iran will redeem the noble race in their war against zionism and nwo.

[Atemporal]

@8the8just8 ZzZz. How am I even awake after reading your comment is beyond me. When people are going to understand that we all humans, regardless of ethnic background, form a single species that's why we can procreate with each other. If a specific ethic group starts isolating itself from the inclusion of genes from other groups, anomalies/mutations/diseases would start to eventually emerge. Get informed.

[thenezz11]

what do u do when a blonde chucks a pin at you?

Run she has a grenade in her mouth

[summertimeloveful]

so if vegetarians eat fish they arent eating an animal but a fish please reply

[MissRenesmeePretty]

@summertimeloveful umm i think vegetarians r stupid.. sorry i am vegan which is different because I don't eat any animal products like milk .. etc and if you eat fish then you are not vegetarian because veg comes from vegetables... if you eat fish you are a fishetarian i think i forgot.. but fishes are animals -.- that's so obvious

[madx80h]

A chicken is a bird, and a cow is an animal.

That's the difference.

:)

[Valkonnen]

She has dyed hair...so, uh, dying your hair blonde makes you dumb????

[cheetahluv16]

She's speaking Hebrew....... I thought only my fellow Americans were like this! The stupidity is contageous! -facepalm-

[princessrebeluk]

How many Blonde women die their hair black............. zero

How many brunettes die their hair blonde....... milllions

How many women get education in 3rd world countries and what is their hair colour??!!! Any natural blonde in this world will have had an education ....GUARANTEED

sorry if the facts choke you but keep on hating, because you're the people who inspire me to write lyrics.... hardcore like NO OTHER white woman in the world... i lyrically kill Jamaicans.. u can c me win the FINAL

[llGYRACEll]

@princessrebeluk clearly you took this too seriously....wait let me guess, your blonde?

[colin2558]

@princessrebeluk Actually, I know some blonde women who have died their hair brown and black, so you're wrong, but nice try. :)

[MrCrazyb23]

@princessrebeluk What are you talking about "any natural blonde in this world will have had an education?" Your lyrics have nothing on Damian Marley...and self-praise in no praise lady. I don't know who's got their tongue up your asshole, and told you to toot your own horn, but seriously, your lyrics sound like a 5 year old wrote them, not to mention your fucking shitty accent that ruins dancehall more than anything ever imaginable. Issacs would be turning in his grave right now. R.I.P.

[princessrebeluk]

@MrCrazyb23

MR NOBODY , God please send me smeone successful yo hate on me.

Oh and Gregory gave me this song you fool

[TravellerTTT]

I was going to make a gay joke... Butt fuck it.

[marconbouw]

Why do blondes have 1 braincell more than cows ??? Otherwise they would sh*t all over the place ... ;)

[mussman717word]

Yes, her vocabulary is off, i.e. "vegetarian" and "animal," but I see her point... birds are less adjacent to mankind on the food chain. I was expecting something like the bitch who didn't know what "urban" meant. Waste of my time.

[slinger3104]

What do you call a blonde with half a brain.....

Gifted.

[TheFourcast]

What do you call a smart blond?

A golden retriever.

[princessrebeluk]

Why is a brunette so proud of her hair.......it MATCHES HER MOUSTACHE!!

wHAT DO BRUNETTES AD WITCHES HAVE IN COMMON..... EVER SEEN A BLONDE WITCH?

WHICH COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD DO WOMEN GET ****** NO**** EDUCATION........ AND WHAT COLOUR HAIR DO THEY HAVE..........

Dumb, dumber, dumbest LOL!!!

[bailer4life]

@princessrebeluk Yes, Sabrina.

I can tell your blonde because of the very apparent trouble you're having with your keyboard

At least the pretty ones aren’t bitter.

[princessrebeluk]

@bailer4life

I can tell your UNsuccessful cus noone of status hates on me

OBVIOUSLY you've NOT viewed my channel

Oh yeah and you are so ugly you cannot show your face or picture... nice try!

[bailer4life]

@princessrebeluk I didn't see your channel, it was just a random, baseless joke that I would have said to anyone. Don't take offence from people on the internet you crazy bitch.

[BoySamusMetroid]

@princessrebeluk Nice Caps Lock.  You're only proving everyone else's point by taking so much offense to it.

[chilleverest]

im in sweden...and all girls here are dumb as fuvk

[Timeticker]

Why does a blonde suck at waterskiing?

Her legs keep spreading once she gets wet.

[CarlosPulgar1997]

@Timeticker LOL

[1995zeldafan]

@TravellerTTT theres tip x on the screen? whats that even mean lol

[Floatexa]

@1995zeldafan "Tipp-Ex" = white-out, correction fluid. i.e. treat the computer screen like a typewriter by manually correcting a miss-type on screen rather than using backspace.

[scopeophile]

fuck me sideways how does this woman walk and breathe at the same time...?

[12shadowz97]

•What do you do when a blonde chucks a grenade at you?

•Pull the pin out and throw it back...

[Johnched29]

@12shadowz97 hahahaha good one :)

[SamIAmSXE]

@12shadowz97 Wrong, you use it to make lemonade.

[TEKnoir]

vegetarians...she's probably wearing leather shoes

[121maddin1]

sie wollte damit sagen, die Kuh ist ein Säugetier, das Huhn nicht - Blondinenversteher!!

[MrVuEric]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Joke insert here]

[singhisking853]

A living organism that feeds on organic matter, typically having specialized sense organs and nervous system and able to respond rapidly to stimuli.

[xXxgriefelementxXx]

0:50 THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

[JYCrazy1]

@xXxgriefelementxXx Err... There is no 0:50!

[XeindiorulezFTW]

Fashion models; no brains.

[teeheey]

now thats mean her verbal skills are fine she was talking and all the words she used she used correctly........she just doesn't have a brain

[nameoffeather]

well looky here someone did not pay attention in elementary school

[7or6]

its not because shes blonde its because shes a women

[Fizban1216]

@7or6

There's no such thing as a women.

Nice trying being sexist; but I'd recommend learning the difference between the plural and singular terms used to describe the superior sex though.

[7or6]

@Fizban1216 superior? hmmmm....

[spida817]

You can't make chicken soup out of chicken shit.....

I bet if you asked 100 really dumb people are you dumb... None would say yes....

Hopeless....

[rancor260]

What an idiot.

[Sonnetalex]

i think she just used the word animal instead of mammal, shed have a good point anyway cows are a lot more intelligent than chickens

[SuperAimstermikumiku]

How does a blonde kill a fish?

She tries to drown it.

[mjsgirlie]

this bitch........ :/

[SuLLyZorZ]

what did the blonde's left leg say to the right? Nothing... They've never met. :P

[shebzydon]

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDewe­yDonaldGoofy

I asked why so long a password. "Because," she explained, "the policy states that it had to be at least 8 characters long."

[xXKhaoticRinoXx]

"I've interviewed poodles with better verbal skills." Lol, Thats sad but the truth hurts. x]

[chazzyissnazzy]

@TravellerTTT Or your joystick's wet :D



[MonkeyKing249]

EVERYONE knows that chicken grows on trees

[MrAviiiii]

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells......

Pregnant.

[Desttinyy]

@MrAviiiii Pregnant with twins.

[FireEmblemMaster714]

@MrAviiiii actually i think a strong case could me made that the child in fact has more brain cells. lol

[MCTheo3]

@MrAviiiii What do you call a clever blonde?

A golden retriever

[omdway]

@MrAviiiii with twins. XD

[dallaschoppers]

@MrAviiiii LOL just when i thought there werent anymore blonde jokes

[thoostorm4]

@MrAviiiii one too many

[afsdashsgdsssdfgdafg]

@MrAviiiii *with twins

[IrishFriendsFan]

@MrAviiiii with twins 

[TheMexicanboxer]

holy shit the blonde looks like my ex

[fitzboy121]

@TheMexicanboxer yeah lets pretend thats true :/

[TheMexicanboxer]

@fitzboy121 no lie foo

[Ohmykitten]

her teacher will cry because of one of his/her student thinks chicken are bird and bird are not animal

[otakuandbookworm]

Blondes aren't stupid. They're just singled out which is completely unfair but the video did amuse me.

[ACIDtoaster]

you know if you tell a blonde to sit in a corner in a round room she well look for the corner forever

[nakkoyah]

its not because she's blonde its because she's not American

[ThatWeirdo04]

@nakkoyah That's extremely racist.

[nakkoyah]

@ThatWeirdo04 teehee

[xertaqaadka]

dude she's beyond hot. but fuck it. women are all same to me who wanna understand them anyway.

[nomad11119]

i was going to make a joke about it,, butt fuck her

[Lanzaniandevil]

Why was the blonde dissapointed on her trip to england?

Becaus she found out Big Ben was a clock tower



[007DefCon3]

What do you call a blonde wih 2 brain cells

Pregnant

[CamNick23]

Let the kitchen jokes begin.....

[erinsgotachannel]

@Spectre19 Scott pilgrim!!!!

[micger]

but she's hot!

[91Hatcher]

@micger I’d still try a date with her, but first things first, I’d clear up the mammal business. 

[RazorX53]

@TravellerTTT lol +1 for you!

[TravellerTTT]

@RazorX53 :P haha

[Spectre19]

Chicken's not vegan?

[MrPAYOPAYOPAYO]

Man she so stupid



[Pipipanda1]

I'll marry her anyway

[johnjanuary7]

All she was trying to say was that she is a vegetarian who makes an exception for chicken, or maybe one of those people that won't eat red meat. Either way, she simply needs better speaking skills. That doesn't mean she isn't smart. I think the people who are always looking to judge and laugh at others are the actual stupid ones in life.

[JOSHBATTLE]

What lang they speak?

[defg0]

@JOSHBATTLE hebrew....

[abnormalpillow1]

SHES STILL HOT AF :D

[Aja4000]

I-Q-slowly-dropping-must-read-­a-book-not-going-to-make-it-wh­at-is-that-shiny-thing-it-is-a­-fork?

[axelmowmers]

I want to fill her mouth with spiders.

[DeanMotion]

@axelmowmers

HAHAHA

[LackadaisicalE]

Who cares about her brain, anyone hooking up with her isn't doing it for the conversation anyway! She is God's gift to some lucky geezer!

[suncitynews1]

How many blondes does it take to be a goober? Just this ONE

[pellenyberg]

Look at here!!! Its CTD, (crash to desktop)

[jamespk3run]

What did the blond say to the reporter? something dumb!

[dorot222]

hot Israeli blond...I don't care how dumb she is as long as her lips feel good on my bulbul

[s0v13tRaz3r]

a chicken is a bird, a cow is an animal.......really? really? ffs

[biggestFFXIfan]

a STUPID chick is one that gets into fights, or drinks to much and shouts "YEWWWWWW SHOTSKIES LETS GET OUR DRINNNKKK" and dances on the table until it smashes. other shit like that, is fucking STUPID.

This, this video here, is absolutely, positively understandable. Fuck you guys, i hope you all stay single.

[migbee]

@biggestFFXIfan My girlfriend doesn't dance on tables, doesn't scream about getting drunk, and knows that a bird is an animal. I think you need to get out more. How old are you, like 16 or something?

[biggestFFXIfan]

@migbee you got a girlfriend? serriously, read my entire rant not just one portion. if you dont have the time, just piss off champ. OFCOURSE a bird is an animal, i said that a million fuckin times.

i think you could be the dummest prick to respond to this video. PERIOD

[migbee]

@biggestFFXIfan You specifically asked me to respond, and I responded to each of your comments. I haven't been single for about 4 years now. My girlfriend is not obnoxious. Is that supposed to be surprising? I wouldn't date a dumb bitch who stood up on tables and screamed about getting wasted. I don't hang out with anybody like that at all. If anything, we just take loads of acid and smoke herb.

By the way, it's spelled "dumbest". I love when people try to call me stupid and can't even spell.

[MujoAndFata]

@migbee shut up no lifer you don't have a girlfriend stupid kid

[migbee]

@MujoAndFata What makes you say that? I've been with my current girlfriend since August, and was with a girl for almost 3 years before her.

Jealous? How old are you anyway? Calling me a kid... you better be at least 30 to be calling me a kid

[biggestFFXIfan]

@migbee i didn't even say she DID have the personal characteristics, the hell?

I said IF she could make me laugh , and chill with me on weed and video games, i'd be able to look past stupidity, (even though i have not seen her say / do anything stupid)

Where are you getting your thoughts from?

i thought you'd be on myside on this rant. is why wanted your response, they were NOT aimed at you, then you insult me "why are you like 16?" " what the fuck, you dont know her" I never said that

[migbee]

@biggestFFXIfan I'm not on your side. I don't know the woman in the video at all. Maybe she is nice and cool and smokes weed. It's entirely possible. But... this video does make her look pretty stupid. Vegetarians don't eat chicken. She is not a vegetarian.

I'm getting my thoughts from your rant. Was I right? How old are you?

[biggestFFXIfan]

@migbee your a generalizing dumb prick. what would you call someone who eats NO meat except for chicken.

i don't even fucking know, why is it important? why does this one thing solely determine whether you are smart or stupid? If i ate NO MEAT except chicken. i'd say i was a vegiterian, EXCEPT i eat chicken. but a generalising prick such as yourself, would have to turn that around into fuckin science *so to speak* well who gives a shit. its easier to just say, Vegeterian, but i do eat chicken

[migbee]

@biggestFFXIfan I dunno, someone who eats chicken I guess. Definitely not a vegetarian. You're the one who's making a big deal out of this, not me. Why did you ask me to respond to your rant in the first place? Why are you so angry?

[biggestFFXIfan]

@migbee she could have said a pollotarian but, how many people actually DO know what that is, i can honestly say in all years of school no one taught me vegetarianism / etc. cause its not fucking important. your ignorance is to FUCKING annoying, i'd beat you with a stick and rape your girlfriend with it, you deserve the lonely life cause your judgemental, hippicritical generalizing cockhead

[migbee]

@biggestFFXIfan Why are you so upset? Go get some help.

[biggestFFXIfan]

now if she was Really stupid, but i mean, she can talk, she can dress herself / walk. make herself look pretty. if she was nice *she seems nice* if she could make me laugh and if she be willing to chill out some weekends or whatever, THATS a keeper.

what a STUPID girl is, is a girl that would push another chick in the pool at a party *who's not even dressed for it* and breaks that other girls phone, and refuse payment.

[biggestFFXIfan]

and vegiterians. Get a fucking grip. Im a carnivore, i LOVE to eat animals, but would i eat a cat? YES! if i was hungry, i'd give it a try, its an ANIMAL.

Would you? NO!? Whats the difference.

"well, a cat is a cat, its a pet! not an animal" fuckin hippicrits.

this poor girl is being attacked by you fuckheads because of this? have any of you decided to think about it in her point of view, or just say, hey, she's pretty, she's gorgeous, she's blonde. lets abuse the fuck out of her.

[demoloader12]

@biggestFFXIfan

But she says she is a vegetarian. If she eats chicken she is technically an omnivore. Personally, I wouldn't mind eating any animal if I have to.

[biggestFFXIfan]

but she might see pig / cow as an Animal not suitable for eating, but a chicken is.

She was put on the spot with a stupid question the bitch reporter KNEW would fuck her up.

if i said i eat fish but no other animal, and they asked whats the difference, i dont know what i'd fucking say. maybe this? "A fish is a fish, i dont want to eat animals, Fuck i dunno , i just don't mind fish?" yeah call me stupid but what the hell.

its just like religion, a constant war between omnivores/ carnivores

[biggestFFXIfan]

and LASTLY . a fish is a fish, a chicken is a Poultry, Cow is an animal.

all 1 / 1 yes, fish / chicken / cow are ALL animals. as are humans etc.

but there are tons of vegeterians that eat fish but no other animal. they believe Fish is Fine to eat. but its an animal.

"i don't eat animals, BUT i do eat fish" oh right okay.

"i don't eat animals, BUT i do eat Chicken" Oh you dumb cunt Hahahah.

a cow is an animal, a chicken is a bird, TOO HER. you might see them all equal but. . . (cont)

[biggestFFXIfan]

and on the other hand why does she have to be a bad person cause she might be silly *Even though i did not see / hear anything stupid in this video from my point of view* have to be a key factor in a relationship. she's not the dumbest bitch to walk in a game show / interview.

i'd trade a bit of brains for a girl who can make me laugh / smile and chill out with me on video games or maybe some weed too on a rainy chilly night.

[migbee]

@biggestFFXIfan You don't know this girl. You're assuming that she would be able to make you laugh/smile and play video games with you...? What the fuck? I wouldn't be surprised if she smoked weed, but you are making a hell of an assumption there. You don't know her at all. Being hot, European, and blonde doesn't make you interesting or give you character.

[biggestFFXIfan]

what the fuck is wrong with her answer? this is what shits me, poor girl feels stupid *lthough she is NOT* but its cunts like you viewers *who wont ever get a girl that beautiful*.

WHY does vegetarians have to be 1 / 1. why is there no in between? i know vegetarians that eat FISH. They're a living animal. Hey she might not want to kill a pig / cow whatever, but.

SHE believes she can eat poultry. whats the big deal? Why does she have to be 100% vegi , and not i dunno, just over the line?

[migbee]

@biggestFFXIfan "Vegetarians" that eat fish are called Pescatarians. Vegans are the only true vegetarians.

[Sentrol2010]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MechanizeDragon]

Ah I love it out here on the islands. The birds in the air. The animals on the land. The fish in the sea.

[shadowkid1993]

that's just sad.

[Projoel817]

They are talking HEBREW!!

[MoNDockS225]

LOOKS LIKE Michelle McCool

[mreeuwij]

on hot/crazy scale: Red zone.

[Melobione1]

Hot = +1. Stupid -1 = 0.. aww :(

[migbee]

why do people hate on vegetarians so much?

[kztar621]

@migbee You didn't get the idea of the video, right?

It's not about vegetarians, is about the fact that the bitch thinks birds are not animals.

[migbee]

@kztar621 No, I got the idea of the video and that bitch is mad stupid, but there's lots of vege-hate in the comments. Just saying. People just can't stand the idea of someone else not eating meat. I don't get it.

[biggestFFXIfan]

@migbee Read my Rant, Literally, do you agree?

[migbee]

@biggestFFXIfan No.

[RandomActsOfGaming]

Lol i started laughing when she said vegetarian..

[TheJerkinbrat13]

shes really pretty but shes stupid as fuck!!

"a chicken is a bird and a cow is an animal" lmfao!! so what is a bird?.. an alien?

lmfaoooo!! this bitch is funny as hell!!

[Corpzmaker91]

If i wanna see a stupid blonde ill just call for my sister and ask here what a Monarchy is. :P

[mrkhoros]

isnt she from israel ? that explains alot

[TransVerzE]

I'd fuck her anyway.

[Catskywatcher113005]

@TransVerzE yeah im pretty sure youll fuck anything with a small enough hole

[GuitarFretMan]

So what.Blondes are the hottest creation on earth,may they be dumb or intelligent.In my university there are a LOT of blondes and most are intelligent and pretty hot.

[Harperlarp]

I almost died from reading such a stupid statement.

[carpfisherman25]

@GagsCom dude i swear i was LOOOL FOR MORE THAN 10 mint for what i see in this video but when i try to stop i read ur comment i almost chuck to death lol

[carpfisherman25]

if the transating is true than OMG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL

[HasjkickerFTW]

huh a chicken is a cow? and a cow is a animal

[esfinder]

it doesn't matter I like blonde, I'm an animal

[IamInLoveWithClassic]

But damn, she's freaking cute. :D

[originalpotatoe]

haha how do u drown a blonde???

put a scratch and sniff sticker at a bottom of a pool.

hahaha lol