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  • This movie felt too much like Pirates of the Caribbean and Conan was far from barbaric. The only part of the movie that didn't completely suck, was the first half hour or so.

    This movie could have used a little Khal Drogo.

  • i love this movie i ahve seen it like........10 times!

    i love the way he fights!

  • before Conan the Barbarian (nobody could take Arnold's place) after Conan the Barbarian (sequel plz)

  • haha i still laugh that this movie was a giant flop. twas the gheyest abortion in all of hyboria

  • awesome movie hit movie

  • I expected this to be scorpion king like straight to video bilge, but it was fucking brilliant. Can't stress that enough. Watch it!

  • It was a good movie

  • The kid was alot better fighter than the man was, they should of made the movie about him as a kid was alot more exciting

  • Worse CGI than Star Wars Episode II

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  • forget about which actor is better...did you see the dairy milk advert at the start !! LOL but i prefer Jason Momoa

  • he should look like a rude warrior, not like a male fucking supermodel

  • this movie was made in my country Bulgaria did you see the rock scene near the end well it's 25 km away from my city (rock)

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  • This movie was really bad.

  • Making a comparison is pointless: Arnold's portrayal was comic book, i.e "Savage Sword" & the like; In that he did spledidly. Jason's however was closer to R.E. Howard's original ideal. Why either is being slammed..? who knows why fuck-tards do what they do...

  • Cona is Arnold. Arnold is Conan!

  • i havent seen it yet was it good?

  • The movie was ok, Jason Momoa played Conan very nicely n may I add that the love scene was sultry ;)

  • when's it released?!

  • honestly, people think because it's more similar to Howard's tales it's better...this movie sucked, just like Clash of the Titans, week storyline, horrible actors...pfff

  • @dmarins Amen to that. What a huge disappointment. Stupid movie!

  • Until the very day when I read one of the original Conan stories I taught that Arnold's Conan was great. Since then I realized that those movies was shit, and this new is a real Conan story. So, I think that who thinks that the older is better, never read any of Howard's stories.

  • I didn't like the new one because of the shitty soundtrack, stupid plot and mascara on Jason Momoa, don't get me wrong, I like him but Arnold was a better "Barbarian."

  • What kind of barbarian uses mascara and eyeliner...?

  • @WatchCartoonManiac The gay 1 like tis.

  • Guys want to be him because girls want to get banged by him because guys want to be him because girls want to get banged by him because...

  • this film could have been the shizzle if it was relaeased in 2009

  • fucking barbarian!!

  • Trailer looks pretty good, but I am very confused about whether it is good or not because lots of people are saying it is bad in some ways. I love action but I also like a good story. Can anyone who has seen this movie give me some suggestions? I don't know if I should see it or not...

  • @theassasin098 as someone who has seen the original go see this it's different but it's good trust me

  • I fucking love him !

    he kills my feeling everytime I see his figure <3

    #SexSymbol

  • lol

  • Loved the movie! Regardless of the naysayers...Jason Momoa was oooohh sooo wonderful as Conan! PUHLEEZE...he was 1,000X better than Arnold. Could't understand half of what Arnold was mumbling in his version of Conan. lol

  • Nice Conan but in not funny!

  • more like ronan the runner

  • Ooft, what I would do to be his Khalisi...

  • Where is Arnold :(?

  • were is Leo Ryan Howard in the tralier?? My Big lover!!<3

  • I was planning on watching this because I'm a big fan of Stargate Atlantis and I wanted to see Jason in his new role but after watching the trailer...neh I think I'll pass!

  • "FAIL" they should not try to top the original.

  • i'm here because of Rose McGowan :)

  • They should just make a whole movie about Khal Drogo. I'd be happy with that.

  • lol the start of the movie was weird as shit at the start i swear

  • EVERY REMAKE SUCKS DICK! THE ORIGINAL IS ALWAYS BETTER!

    Conan with Arnold Schwarzenegger

    Predator part 1 Predator 2 sucked Ass!

    Terminator 1 better than Terminator 2

    Psycho Original better than Remake with Vince Vaughn

    Original Clash of the Titans way better than Remake

    BATMAN? We won't even go there! Leave the Orginal Alone! Michael Keaton

    Rambo part 1 way better!! Rambo 4? WTF LOL

    Remember the movie called The Fugtive harris ford? REMAKE WAS U.S MARSHALL pure crap!

  • @insidetheredzone you can`t beat the original, there were some successful remakes but not all of them did as well as they had hoped.

  • @insidetheredzone You are dangerously retarded. :)

  • @The2holy4u Well... look on the bright side we both have something in common "Dangerously Retarded" thank god im not the only one! hahahaha =D

  • @insidetheredzone Lol xD

  • like only for rachel nicholas

  • i am only here for the sex and Rachel Nichols :)

  • Its a good movie for all of you turds thinking its shit just coz it doesnt have a caveman that can barely speak english init as Conan (aka Arnold)

    Jason is really good, and he is badass :)

    movie is well worth the time!

  • I will never give this film the time of day past this trailer, looks like a disgrace to cinema and an insult to our arnie.

  • @quiverbacca

    well... you cant really say a movies "bad" before you even see it, as for calling it a disgrace to the cinema... man go outside once in a while, jeez!

    and actors have to move on... can u imagine arnie doing this remake?

    hes past his time for punching people in the face.... fortunatly for you :)

    watch it.

    stop being a little bitch :P

  • @NIRVANAmat Go outside once in a while? Lol says the dude who sits at his computer, scrolls and hunts down comments that people have posted a week ago. Did my comment have any suggestion of Arnie doing a remake?=Nope! Just thought it should have been left well alone.

  • @quiverbacca

    lol nah i was at my friends house at about 11 at night and we happen'd to be waiting for the movie to buffer so i looked at some comments to cure our boredom, and your comment looked so dumb that i just had to comment.

    your comment wasnt just a "thought" on anything,

    it was as if you knew for a fact that the movie itself sucked balls, iam simply saying dont judge a book by its cover, meaning in your case, dont say it sucks before you even watch it

  • @NIRVANAmat Strange you feel the need to explain your self in a long winded way telling me about your evening, (scrolling through and attacking someones comment from a week ago, what was it 3 or 4 pages through, or did you view all to find it? lol). "It was as if?" That makes it your interpretation of what I said or meant.

  • @quiverbacca

    my brain just died.

    your comment makes no sense :P

    how would it be "strange" of me to explain myself?

    in no way was i "attacking" your comment... i dont even know how that would be possible, my original comment was letting you know of your ignorance, but i see that was a shit idea now, since your too ignortant to acknowledge your own ignorance...

    lol how else was i ment to take your comment then? :L

    it was totally negative, you cant say it wasnt

  • after watching his trailer again today, it took me 10 minutes to remember if i had seen it or not. That just shows how crap this film was. It was like my brain was trying to delete it from my memory.

  • New ideas please!

  • He is beautiful . I remember him in Baywatch Hawaii

  • Jason Mamoa is fucking huge

  • no arrow in the knee comment - challenge accepted

  • how long is this mufukin movie?

  • tryandemere FTW

  • Jason fit Conan MUCH better. In the books, Conan was nimble, intelligent, and actually had thoughts. Arnold was just a roid monster with a broad sword who could lead you to the belief that he was borderline retarded. Besides, I think it's hilarious how people say Jason Momoa was small as he's 6'4 and was around 230 for this part.

  • @EccentricbyNature But most people just arnt bothered bout the comic, or exactly how well the actor fits the part, cus at the end of the day his character is Not based on any real life historical figure lol. People just want a fun action movie, which is y Arnie gets much luv, and people slate this movie. Its really quite bland, 80s Conan was kinda epic and proper violent, a good old proper action fantasy movie. Its only hardcore fans that hate Arnie's Conan lol.

  • @EccentricbyNature I find your comments about Arnold a bit dim witted and misleading, as for the actors intelligence on screen it comes down to what is written in the script, this new actor does not have the long standing successful career or talent to match Schwarzenegger.

  • @EccentricbyNature i agree with what you say jason mooa is a much better fit for conan than arnie

  • @EccentricbyNature arnold's conan was made nearly 30 years ago...the way your commenting about arnold is just sad..no one could have done a better job than arnie in 1982..besides its conan the barbarian..so he is meant to be a monster with a huge ass broad sword..unlike the new one who looks like a womaniser not disrespecting though..if u love the new one well and good but i'm sure its nothing but materialism from ur side..peace :p

  • I think this was an awesome movie. Way better than Arnold on steroids. And this dude speaks too. Great film

  • I think this was better than Schwarzeneggers movie.

  • @NiggvaR Agreed!

  • OMG. wished I never saw this movie. If you have seen the classic Conan and think its a great movie, plz dont watch this shit peace of crap... damn. Arnold when the hell are you gonna be back :p

  • is there any way to watch free online movies in 720p or 1080p?

  • 1:38

    Cassiopia vs Tryndamere

  • The only good thing about this movie was that Tamara is hot.

    

  • I remember commenting on the Conan trailer before the movie came out and I expressed my concerns based solely on the trailer that the movie looked like it was gonna be terrible. I just about lynch mobbed by optimistic Conan fanboys telling me otherwise. Turns out I was extraordinarily right.

  • OMG its not like the Arnold movie was SUCH a cinematic masterpiece!!!!!!!!!

  • Truth: This is an *INSULT* to everyone who saw or was involved in creating the original Conan the Barbarian -film- movie. This had the *CHEAPEST*CHEAPEST*CHEAPEST actors do the role in what was one of Hollywoods greatest film EVER! To the ?producers? who made this humiliatingt version: Enjoy your TRAGEDY!!!

  • i loved the first Conan, the one with arnold, but this, this is just shit, the most godawful piece of shit movie in the last million years

    they took conan an turned it into shit ... bravo

  • @janskrinjar So...you're saying it's shit, then?

  • @hannahunney

    the new one yes, but the old one (arnold) is great

    and it really is shit, expected better :/

  • I have read the source materials thoroughly.I cannot for the life of me figure how anyone who has HONESTLY read Robert E Howard's Conan stories can prefer Arnolds version.The new one while not being perfect is MUCH SUPERIOR.

  • @roanokedude agree dude!

  • This movie just looks cheap,did these people even read a Conan of cimmeria book?

  • I honestly said before scrolling down this movie looks retarded

    

  • υπαρχουν και πομολα κοναν... -Μιλας με γριφους γεροντα...!!! χαχαχα

  • 1:38 whats lady gaga doing here?

  • ovo je stvarno najvece sranje koje sam ikada video u zivotu ama bre nista bez swarcenegera

  • all i have to say,some 1 got fired..i mean,i dont know what hurt more,the bullshit story,or the sorry acting.shit.!you cant even blame the actors,terrible cast, terrible screen play..i mean what an utter failure..i paid 4.95$ to watch it,so i think im in titled to my thorough conclusion.worst part is,i knew from the first10 min,but i was forced,and all i can say,it is torture at its worst.viewers discretion advised.!

  • Even I tried to give the movie a chance and not to compare with the original Conan it's crap! Mainstream shit with no ambitions! Watch it, forget it!

  • KHAL DRAGO, u sons of bitches!!!!

  • NOBODY can play Conan better then Schwarznegger...This is bullshit...all of it..

  • Khal Drogo!!!

  • Conan = Tryndamere, nuff said.

  • @jajje96 conan = master yi. xD

  • this movie was a great bloody adventure. it's heaps more faithful to the books than the arnie version ever was, he actually LOOKS like conan. Plus conan is supposed to be sleek AND powerful, not just powerful. It's only nostalgia clouding your mind thinking the original was great, sure i loved it as a kid but i just re watched it and it aint that great. Oh and u can't really diss the acting since arnie says 15 words in the original

  • Crom watched this movie, and did not hear his name once. Crom became angered..and the earth shook. And fire and wind struck down the diector and they threw his body into the water. And the Crom laughed. He laughed at Moamoa from his mountain. And he casted him from Valhalla.  - Crom's Cronicler (BlueJester92)

  • The worst film I've sat through in quite a long time.

    I swear the longest conversation in this film lasts under two minutes, it has a formula of KILL SHIT, new place, KILL SHIT, new place, KILL SHIT, sex. KILL SHIT etc. Which can work, I guess, but it just didn't. If nothing else, it felt so incredibly rushed, like it couldn't wait to get to the next location, and the next bloody death orgy. I don't rate it.

  • and here we go another movie about 1 man who is a legend and kills a army? xD im gonna watch it :D xD

  • is this movie worth renting?

  • @hark6776 Nah just download it.

  • @hark6776 no.

  • I just wish the lead actor was killed at the

    begging of the movie so I could enjoy the rest.

  • I'm actually one of those people who think this movie was pretty good. The battle scenes were grittier than in the original, the main baddie's scheme was interesting and if any "true fan" has seen Howard's original artwork, Jason Mamoa looks more like the Conan character than Arnold did.

    They even made young Conan seem fierce in this movie. In the original, Young Conan is immediately taken prisoner by Thulsa Doom; whereas in this version, young Conan actually fights back.

    I'm hoping for more

  • This movie wasn't that bad, sure the original is the best. But this isn't that bad.

  • 1 2 3 shit movie...

  • 1:39 i'd tap it

  • @luigiK1 Seriously ?

  • I really will give this movie a shot but.. this conan looks weak compared to the governor..also too much fucking dialog as it seems from this trailer

  • @hangman9001 Too much? Having seen it, I can assure you that the longest conversation is probably about under 2 minutes.

  • fuck all the haters, this looks awesome

  • if you want to see some giant creature fighting scene from this conan you can forget.......if you ever watch clash of the titans....that movie is 100% better and fun to watch than this conan remake................one thing you found in this conan are boobs..i thought it was a porn lol

  • real conan = Arnold

  • Momoa is a good younger Conan, and at a lean 6ft 5in 220lb far closer to Conan than an hgh pumped 'bodybuilder' type. He's also a far superior physical representation of Conan's catlike speed and grace plus power. That said - this movie left a lot to be desired - it was poorly written and badly directed. Except for Conan's father, NONE of the actors had any believable angst or weight to them. The critics are right - the movie takes itself more seriously than it delivers.

  • People stop asking for thumbs up. Thumbs up!!!

  • Jason Momoa was actually closer to the image of Conan that Howard described. Arnie was too much of a steroidfreak to hake any fast or believable fight scenes, and he looked too dumb. But Basil Poledouris score for the original is so much better than the score in this. I`m not a particular fan of either movies, but more of a Howard-fan, and I can`t understand all the hate.

  • instead of remaking old films why not make new one like God of War... -_-

  • @02Jc19 - 'Cuz they'd likely fuck it up. I don't trust Hollywood to do ANYTHING these days. When has Hollywood ever made a good movie based on a video game anyway? One of the only examples of them doing that was "Doom", in my opinion. And it was passable/decent, not great or epic.

  • Me no wanna hang out with big dumb "barbarian"! :P

  • Conan = Arnold Schwarzenegger

    This movie = Shit

  • @leonardorsal bullshit i have seen the original a million times and this version is very good

  • For the love of..something. Stop with the Rise on every fucking trailer..stop rising stuff..theres always someone rising..i so freaking tired of it

  • @Krybo jajajaja yeah you are right men its anoying, we will Rise to stop this madness

  • after 300 all these war movies look like shit.And yea the guy is to small to be Conan not savage barbarian hes more like a ladyboy or something.Conan was supose to be super strong huge guy who made a camel K.O. in one punch wen drunk

  • They shoyld had made a Legend of Zelda movie instead of this crap!

  • THE BIGGEST CRAP REMAKE MOVIE EVER! ARLOND FOR EVER! No comment for this new guy...

  • he more like Kone-Nan the vegetarian

  • its not conan with out aaanold plus this dude aint even steroid enough!

  • Sexy dancin' ringz true

  • just watched it. just no comparing it to the original but it was a good action movie good sets and scenes and good acting. doesnt have the same one wolf feeling that arnie portrayed but id defo watch it again :)

  • @Gazlow is better than the first ;)

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  • God of war !!!!!!!

    

  • just watched this. it was awesome! Pretty graphic..but I'm not squeamish lol

  • Soundtrack to 1.14 Cliff Lin - End of the Universe.

  • Chal-Drogo!

  • loves this movie

  • i watched this film a minute ago on zune. i am disappointed. 1982 version still rocks and is a better movie than this one that tried to stay true to RE Howard's stories. only the women love this one more that the guys. just goes to show what a waste. but on a neutral point: good to watch with beers. maybe a vodka would have helped but nah

  • Sorry but there is only one Conan. Sorry, Jason Momoa but you are no Conan.

  • @CannibalZombieBitch I KNOW! OMG...I couldn't stop saying "OMG" to myself the whole time. He's so damn sexy. YUMMM

  • @jlcemf I loved it only because of Jason Momoa. Damn, he's fine!

  • @GrizBearman I agree! Although I thought of Arnold when I first heard about this new movie, I think the "new" Conan is awesome. He's mighty fine, too. ;)

  • 1) Not Epic enough; 2) Does no justice to the Hyperborean world which wasn't recreated on screen; 3) Conan was larger than life. This Conan barely stands out.

  • Conan il barbaro di Arnold è insuperabile... già dalla soundtrack pseudo metallonza mi sà di effetti del cazzo alla resident evil..

    Crom, perdonali.. non sanno quello che fanno!

  • bombaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    

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  • the movie was ok, but the name conan deserves much more epicness and steroids.

  • chuck norris is a hunter!

  • @pk4life1995 How can that be? When hunting implies the possibility of failure.

  • AVGN was right, the fade to black in this trailer is so annoying

  • This movie clearly lacks a pair of BALLS! Jason Momoa prancing around like the Prince of Persia calling himself Conan is a mockery of what Conan represents. He doesn't even have the physical presence to be a Conan. Very bad casting.

  • @manningrick lol you try putting on 100 pounds of muscle, its pretty hard...(if thats what you're implying)

  • i havent seen this or the old one..but jason looks HOT and the movie doesnt look TOO bad! i dont know why everyones criticizing it!

  • where is arnold

  • fuck 3d

    

  • I watched the first 20 minutes and then had to turn it off before my anger got the best of me.This movie reminds me of a SyFy channel production at best and it's a p.c. piece of donkey turd.Think about the direction of Hollywood and Mtv productions and it comes as no surprise.The next step will be to remake Heartbreak ridge but incorporate a homo couple in the marines and instead of an old hard nose like Clint Eastwood they'll have a brother play the part like Samuel Jackson.

  • watched the originals last night to try and erase the new conan from my brain. He was better in Game Of Thrones.