How to Mow Your Lawn Like a Pro

[123groover]

@1:12 Even the guy thinks wtf am i doing here!

[MsBmx25]

whatt over lap have of the cut you mow???? this is dumb...JUST CUT THE GRASS PEOPLE!!!

[skatetocreate7]

what the fuck? is this like a joke? the guy was sitting in his lawn blow drying his grass

[mrbat521]

who sits in the grass with a hair dryer and measures that grass??

[workensmart]

One gas Lawn Mower does not pollute as much as 11 cars. What a pile of horse shit. This video must have been made by tree huggers. ONE car even a small car will pollute as much as 11 lawn mowers. That little engine can in no way pollute as much as 11 cars. Total bull shit. Oh and DO NOT put unmulched grass back on your lawn it will get burned by the sun and in doing so will ruin the live grass. Just blow it away with a gas leaf blower.

[nopainnostrength]

@supermodel5011 fuck you racist bitch. At least they work for money!! the only thing poor white people do for money is beg. fucking lazy asses. get to work asshole

[Angryprometheus]

@nopainnostrength step two, steal a truck

step three steal your equipment

step four, get 2 of 97 of your cousins to help you do a shitty job at mowing lawns and steal money

step five, go out for a couple shots of tequila and then rape some women

[supermodel5011]

step one be mexican

[Azmodeas]

Got have a Honda Commercial baby

[LouieIn720p]

I'm a Mexican and I don't get offended?

[RickThePancho007]

nobody gives a shit how much a mower pollutes

vehicles barely determine how much green house gasses we have its more about volcanoes erupting or other big sources

[AdansitoBuddy]

Fuck that fag that said I just call a Mexican. That's funny that u mention that. I'm sure your just the typical white trash, that can't even afford to hire a professional. Let alone do it yourself. You sound so pathetic!

[restoration007]

I just call a mexican..

[a36rod]

@restoration007 and that mexican will do you house wife while ur at work...

[Ruckanucka4evar]

step 1 close this video and get the fuck outside

[SkateShoeReviewer]

i hate my neighbors' bad lawns

[SmileChelseaSmile]

step 1: pUSH

[onStereo]

wtf i just cutting my grass and dont give a fuck pro or not

[MrM0W3R]

step 8 shut up

[filipbenuska]

you

gotta be

kidding

me

...

[Ajbomber14]

seriously all of these videos for howcast are how to for morons

[zittagott]

How to mow the lawn like a boss?

[yellowbootsandsnowsh]

good ideas, thanks

[foxdmulder]

Sponsored by Scotty Kilmer.com,

Knows as much about Lawns as he does about cars.

[mymoldypizza1234]

I just had to watch this. The title was so intriguing.

[MissRedSmartie1]

what the frig? you want me to measure EVERY single piece of grass in my garden?! this video is retarded..

[phatt180]

This video is for all the rich dicks that have no idea. Useless crap this is!!

[lmBrandon]

wtf is this?

[Allabayiet]

step 1:Get your wife to do it.

[marioplaysguitar1]

i did it next can you teach me to wipe my ass

[azfootball]

this will be the last howcast video i ever watch

[chouser131]

I got George Lopez to do my lawn work xD

[evaible]

Not all Mexicans I'm mexican I do landscaping. I don't charge a lot, cause I know how bad the economy is. My clients are happy. I only use the best Echo, Stihl, For lawnmowers Honda, snapper.

[edcuz]

step two get asian food

[Michaelsteeler]

This is fucking stupid!

[done871]

step one: just mow your flip in lawn

[Sahli139]

Is bad if my lawn is sopping wet I mow barefoot and my blades are as dull as butter knives

[rabizbrat]

lmfaoooo @ HIRE MEXICANS!!!!! good idea dats why we have mexicans duh!!!! why da fuck would you go out and mow your lawn under the sun when you have beaners?!?

[thehaloassassin1]

@rabizbrat shut up.

[lemonfilms214]

ear plugs? i shoot 12 gauges without em

[pillowbugg]

Any smart person doesnt sweep....they get a leaf blower!

[infinity3jif]

who the hell would go though all of this just to mow the lawn i just get out the mower check the oil if i feel like it and just mow the lawn

[fncsuks]

Yeah, a lawn mower in good condition like the one you see in the video lmao

[GreenDaysLyric]

It's not that hard to mow a frickin lawn?

[lolomgdude]

@GreenDaysLyric

idk I watch my neighbor do it and his grass is cut like diagonally and it looks really nice but when I cut mine I do it sideways and it looks wavy/unprofessional. Maybe I'm not a good mower.

[InconCvAble]

Step One: Pull all the fuckin weeds. seriously, this guys lawn sucks.

[mr1derful112]

Exactly hire us Mexicans for some reason lawn care is like watermelon eating to blacks, it just goes hand in hand

[ROSIEshow]

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what the buck is this this is a joke right?

[stealthsquid]

OH BOB SAGET!!!!!

[tmaq97]

oh and always have the spark plug pointed up if your going to do any cleaning to the deck or change blade so no gas oil seeps out not on the side!!!!!

[Dragolancer]

all i have to say is WTF T_T"

[moonbro4]

I was a pro. you do not want to use your trimmer to edge. It is very dangerous. And come on really, get a blower . And I can't believe they even have a how to mow vid.

[deathclock9]

@moonbro4 this is for regular people. Im lucky to have my 65 dollar bolen mower and my 25 dollar black n decker trimmer. Buying a blower and an edger is living beyond my means. a broom works just as good as a blower and my weedeater has a button on the handle that flps the thiing around for edging. I lost the flimsy metal guide wire. anything more involved than that can be handled by the trowel. Like i said, im poor. I'm not edging an acre here.

[moonbro4]

@deathclock9 ya read the title like a PRO home owners that go nutz to have a perfect lawn that is what this vid was intended for. Not normal people. Normal people would be happy with a mow and go. And i hope a rock doesn't fly and hurt any1 from your trimmer that flimmsy guard doesn't work well

[moonbro4]

I was a pro. you do not want to use your trimmer to edge. It is very dangerous. And come on really, get a blower .

[dehbiespeakin]

ooooh... now imma quit sweeping the grass

[that1reallycoolkid]

how to mow like a pro? get rid of your push mower and get a gravely or dixie chopper. and shindaiwa or stihl handhelds.lol.

[EtniesSkater1001]

xD now i can make money

[10blood]

pollutes as much as 11 cars? Now that is the dumbest thing I have heard all year. :T Also, one of three gardeners don't like the others yard? Makes them angry? Who gives a shit? No rating for you! XP

[4eva68]

Basics video i guess.

[TheNaynay352]

Nice shitty equiptment u got there

[johnwisneski]

good thing these guys are here, i thought you mow with a vacume

[PunaniLicker69]

@TheNaynay352 LMAO

[IdiotInaBox79]

Are you trying to call Americans stupid? hahaha I don't think you can say anything considering your dumbass came and watched the video... so shut it..

[ukuLOLe]

I am American and I found your comment amusing and not offensive.

[wowlaxis]

oooooooooook

[drummerboy0]

should be titled, 'how to mow a lawn' full stop. for dummys

[pempcrew]

wow 'mow a lawn like a pro' so lame

[MMKSGEH]

I'm a professional lawn monkey and I put my entire neighborhood to shame. This video teaches the basics to retards. More to a nice lawn than just the mowing job. You can't tie a bow around crap and make it look nice.

[FaulconMusic]

@MMKSGEH Yeh I meen this video was really worthless i learnd more from just doing it at 12

[smurfman234]

@MMKSGEH no u put the crap in a mars rapper witha a bow

[bluecoatscheesypoofs]

@MMKSGEH I agree. I'm with a professional company as well and some of this isn't even true. Not to mention some of these are dead obvious. These guys are retards

[emailjwr]

@MMKSGEH hahahahhahahahhahahahaah i pity people like you

[monix2598]

@MMKSGEH See someone takes mowing their lawn pretty damn serious...

[bballerjoey]

wtf ofcourse move stuff out of the yard wat person is seriously that dumb to mow over debris and why take it somewhere and pay like 100 $ to get ur mower looked at when u can just do it yourself by simply looking if the spark plug is chared or not

[KelseyAndKaley]

my retarded neighbor ran over a brick, lmao.

[LomoBros]

lmaooooo

[scc3rmast3r08]

i have a turf lawn yeah

[Kimberjordan]

thats was the i cant even explain bye

[Jjwiredinc]

that logo is so ripped off from smosh!

[Aflac100]

hahahaa

yeah

[Graffitiartist6831]

I didnt know there was professional lawn mowers, they must get as much sex as they want.

[sorensen360]

Howcast is like the dumbass guide to life. Wtf kind of advice is this?!? and what kind of man whore schedules an appt to get a lawnmower check up??

[psncoolpjhq]

WTF? is this

[runnerman130]

i don't use grass. i use plants from the Mesozoic period to cover my lawn. nothing says welcome like a leaf the size of your livingroom blanketing the front yard.

[freakyman501]

you know how in the end of the vid it said they 1 of 3 feel angry well thats my no life neighbor up in everyones bis

[Mogster27]

haha, my lawn is the sorry state that both my neighbors get angry about

[1clevername]

Yeah isnt that dumb. I guess people have nothing better to do than complain about other people's yard. who's cares.

[sorensen360]

Cause it makes the neighborhood look like shit, get off your fat lazy asses, buy some fertilizer and mow you damn grass! Its not hard.

[1clevername]

Who cares. I keep my grass looking nice. I just get sick of hearing retarded babies whine about other people lawns. Let their yard look like shit as long as mine is mowed. Makes my yard look all the better anyway lol. I own Landscaping co. and I'm not fat and yeah I have mowed a few lawns in my time.

[sorensen360]

Okay, I see. A couple of my neighbors have hired me to do theirs. I just hate that I put so much into making our $260,000 single family home look the best it can, and then (due to shitty zoning by the city) renters up and down the street don't give a damn and let the places go to hell.

[brannden1]

o shit, I know all the sweet moves on mowing my lawn now. Them ladies are gonna be on their knees when they see my out mowing my lawn. Hell ya.

[Zirsquishy]

lol, just simply take the frigging mower out and start mowing!

[ishmari14]

.. no offense. but LOL? is this a joke?

[iceaclmicacle]

gay lol

[mushuplus]

God..... I don't like to think this hard when mowing a lawn! I hope this video is a joke!

[MisterRusnak]

ear and eye protection. lol. i mow the lawn and i'm 13. it's not like ur mowing through a mine field.

[chiron1100]

its not that hard just get a lawn mower and mow your lawm you dont have to be a rocket scientist just imagine if you was walking along and you saw someone measuring there grass with a ruler id laugh at them and call them crazy you dont have to wait til it is exactly 3 or 4 inches long why would you need to know what kind of grass it is the lawn mower would fix it whatever kind of grass it is people dont just come to your house and critisise your house if they do they have quite a perthetic life

[HappymanSeven]

You pretty much summed up my neighborhood there.

They DO come by and measure you lawn (and apparently mailbox)

[U2ber17]

LaPavoniMac: Hows it stupid Not everyone lives on 1.5 acres like you..... and didn't you notice it was a suburb and not a farm or ranch

A tractor is easy to operate my uncle overseas has one and i went there when i was 6 what a coincidence and he let me operate it...

But im what 17 now and i dont even mow the law here hahaa

[lilaznmidgetdude]

What the hell? Why would someone care about another person's lawn. Mind your own business lol.

[luckybitchfo]

wow ima look like a dumbazz following your dirrections!

[LaPavoniMac]

that's sooo stupid. It said never to let kids operate or ride on a mower. I have been mowing our whole 1.5 acres of lawn with our tractor since I was 6. And the trimming is stupid too. all you need to do is weedwack around obsticles, not trim your walkway. Howcast is running out of good ideas and facts.

[peppersac]

lol wow people are fighting over a how to mow video.

[Lex8oya]

Step One: Hire Mexicans.

Done.

[disboidavid]

dats fuked up.

[BlueBajs]

Did you know?

Howcast is badly running out of ideas.

[Shortkid110]

lol so true

[gouki230]

That's just rude and racist

[r0ydz]

lol so true!

[pricerocks42]

@Lex8oya i agree

[PS3ClassicReviews]

@pricerocks42 suck dick too

[Bandajerez1]

@Lex8oya ha im mexican thats what im doing to get a ps3

[imsljr420]

@Lex8oya : are you too lazy to do it yourself?

[shadowdrinkerx]

@Lex8oya Step 2 - Hire someone else to do the job right the next time. Mexicans ALWAYS do shitty work.

[Jailbreaker909]

@Lex8oya i know u put this comment a yr ago.. but that fuking racist mother fukr

[Lex8oya]

@Jailbreaker909

it was a joke..... i know a lot of mexican people who obviously don't all mow lawns.

Lighten up a little bit!

[Jailbreaker909]

@Lex8oya well i feel offended.. lol no im mexican but i call this other kid a beaner and say he mow my lawn and shit... its cool

[ismael12diaz]

@Lex8oya wat a fuckin bitch cunt racist bitch i bet ur a little white ass cracker

[Lex8oya]

@ismael12diaz Please speak to me once you learn how to speak English properly.

Thank you.

[wisconsinskater09]

@Lex8oya AH

LMFAO!

[Darkblde1]

@Lex8oya Kinda Hurtful dont you think

[efectivo510]

@Lex8oya hey fuck you. what do you mean to hire some mexicans??????

[mushrums1]

@Lex8oya homo racicte

[jgriff569]

@Lex8oya step 2 dont get mexicans dont be lazy do it your self step 3 mexicans charge to much money

[TheSikeROne]

@jgriff569 You're an idiot, probably like 10 years old, we got 4 mexicans to do my whole yard raked it, planted plants in the garden, trimmed the bushes, trimmed the long branches, cut down a HUGE tree in the back, cut the grass, and mulched the garden, all for $90.. THAT'S FUCKING CHEAP. as specially cause our yard is fucking HUGE.

[DIEGOHAYMESCEJA]

@Lex8oya shut the F*CK UP racist. At least I wasn't born upside down.

[PS3ClassicReviews]

@Lex8oya yo suck dick delicate ass gringo

[bballrucka043]

more like "how to mow like an amateur"

[Noodles6464]

ive already got mad mowing skills, that green shit doesnt know whats hit it.

[LaPavoniMac]

me too. I have been mowing our whole lawn with my tractor since I was 6. stupid video.

[finnsia]

I just use fire.

[jakeed090]

SAME!

[DavesPubnGrub]

On the down hill I hop on and straddle the motor, it's a sweet ride plus the vibration of the motor feels fantasic!

[HappymanSeven]

Not to mention that your crotch gets burnt! (or shredded, depending on mower)

[bellarip]

NO DIAGNAL but good job and ways

[SayRAHmleh]

ha. mow your lawn.

you should do one on hw to trim your bush.

[Noodles6464]

hahaha love it

[silverponylover999]

I'm a kid and I mow the lawn! and Why ear protection my music is louder then the lawn mower and weed wacker put together!

[eriksoto]

Yeah lol, thats what I do.

[AmvOer]

jeez just mow the lawn already!

[divine0g0d]

u dun have to mow is like a pro

[Returacan]

go side to side on hills....wtf...you might just tip over

[erikpilon]

It says mow your lawn like a pro.

You have to be pro buddy.

[Shyssirixus]

have you ever tried it? I've done it - it works, and you don't tip over.

[Returacan]

and your tools

[tyjoser017]

Awesome

[JasandRoz]

Mini cooper!! :D

[MauriceFlower]

Did you hear what she said at 1:05!!!!!

So....go MANUAL as much as you possible can!!!

[myownkangaroo]

clip pieces and measure it? thats OCD.

[godlood]

too many useless steps

[BlinkLiveOn]

yeah but you can't really mow a lawn on on an angle, dangerous much? lol.

[TonyTheDrummerBoy]

what a dumbass never mow from side to side on a hill

[ashleyjamesdoran]

yeah, lets walk up and down the hill, cos all i want is to make it harder after all....jackass.

[SolarxWind]

rofl, nice one.

[slygirls09]

hahhahahhaha not true! my neibord doesn't bother my grass. so lucky i have a gardener!

[FAB12UCB]

wth, who the fuck uses ear plugs and eye protection when they mow the lawn.

[XxSP3CT3RxX]

I learned how to do all of this 3+ years ago. Your dad should have told you this.

[Walkthroughs14]

Do not let children operate the mower! Yeah right i mow the lawn im 13!

[nitrozach54]

you're not at child, you are a teenager.

[xxclusive321]

Step 10 , You can always just burn your lawn.

[XxSP3CT3RxX]

nice!

[aero967]

this is bullshit just get the fuckin weed eater and mower and just cut it!

[cookiecamp]

what the hell is up with howcast and all these "LAWN" videos??