House of 1,000 Corpses Intro: Captain Spaulding's Chicken "It just taste so damn good!" HQ

[tjstarz22]

one of my favorite scenes in the whole movie because no one would go to this place in real life without looking into it lol

[darkCyborg009]

he is the funnyist fucking clown ever

[havabighed]

Never go to a place that sells fried chicken and gasoline.

[tshin8045]

1- fuck yo momma

2- fuck yo sista

3- fuck yo gradma

and most of all fuck you

[tshin8045]

why dont you take ya momma home some chicken that way i dont have to stuff my boot all up in ya ass

[tshin8045]

you bust that crapper and ill bust your ass

[tshin8045]

you know what his favorite thing is next to wacking his weezle, he takes a sharpend pencil and puts it in his eyeball and twists it., WHAT?! he doesnt hurt himself though he kinda twists it next to his eyeball, hes been puttin that pencil

someplace other than his eyeball, although he got caught with a planet of the apes doll up his asshole, had to take him to the hospital, had dr. zaas halfway up his butt

[tshin8045]

i was fixin to trade it to jackie cobb, that retard that hangs out at mollys fruit stand?,yeah, for the life of me i dont understand why you hang out with that asshole, hes one horny retard, all they want to do is eat and fuck.