Pirate Makeup The Hell (PLUS a CONTEST)

[arsnel366]

that guys hair does NOT fit his face..it only fits Kate Gosslin

[KTBEverlasting]

HELL, NO! GET THE HELL OUT!! I'M JUSTINE!! NO ONE ELSE IS! GET THE HELL OUT! ALL OF YOU! I WILL NEVER BE REPLICATED!!

[WickedFreakinPirate]

I went searching for a pirate makeup tutorial for friggin' Halloween.

I saw there was one by Justine.

Tears of happiness the hell.

[MsTally01]

:)

[X999xqx]

I love the DAMN EYEPATCH!

[ericapadilla23]

do you ship to Narnia?

[FirstClassHeroines]

did you have GPC? it's really annoying right?

[JoeyTheGirl33]

I may just enter this contest just to imitate you and pretend I'm as awesome as you.

[eyeheartpancakes]

yeah astigmatism! lol

[ameeraraanee]

why is nick/soundlyawake so god damn annoying?! never put him in your videos.

[KTBEverlasting]

@ameeraraanee Don't tell Justine what to do the hell.

[xXRawrJanisXx]

@ameeraraanee Piss off the hell if you don't like him the frig!

[peekaboo8705]

So does jpmetz still talk to Nicky? We never see him anymore.

[jessieboo82]

I unsubscirbe, to get the pleasure of subscribing again.

(:

[KryssiBaby]

@jessieboo82 That was a kma comment in another video.

[normiutx]

loving the intro!

[StrangeGirl484]

the Seconds dudes hair is awesome!

[xXxBEASTIESxXx]

if your a pirate your the best freekin pirate there is <3

[TrixMcBimbo]

OMG my stomach hurts from laughing and I've only seen about a minute of the video

LOLOL

[MCRandFOBlover19]

"now youre gonna...mmmehmhemehmehemmmm this"

"Corner mmmehamahmeh..."

Haha love you Justine

[pinkdancingsugarcube]

Hehe i know this vid is old but i had to rewatch cuz im bein a porate for a costume party tonight ;)

[cindydiamonds]

I LIKE IT IS FUN!!! LOVE IT!!!

[CyraUK]

I love Nicky's face at :20 .

[SiLlyGoOse4321]

hahhah shes 2 funny! I lolled at 3:32 when she bites her lip and shakes her head

[mylovebender]

you look cute :)

[sweetestsin4]

this is why you're my favourite youtuber.

[JxOxTxSxB]

this video keeps skippinngg ):

[piperkrabbenhoft]

hahah "its not stupid at all..its a nice ass warm palette..of warm colors..." I LOVE YOU

[Subzzero93]

i couldnt stop laughing after u said u had an infected cornia SUBSCRIBED!!!!!!!

[yaykaterine]

Haha your eyepatch looks like the pointy bra lady gaga wears

[katinka81]

NapoliJustine Dynamite

[LadyJayne911]

Bwahahaha, "Now, to make our eyes glimmer, like a FRIGGIN treasure chest..."

I <3 you

[SongstressKG]

LMAO i ask anyone i have intentions of dating "ninja or pirate?" i am also a pirate but thats because i rape, pillage and drink. pirate <3 forever! haha

[elfengal]

LOL, I like how you say ass in almost every sentence. LOL

[chikk787]

if you dont want subscribers then why make videos ??

[jpmetzz]

@chikk787 she doesnt actually NOT want subscribers...

ass

[ohsnapitbejenna]

you're hilarious.

[devilchild127]

i got an infected cornia :'( they put yellow goop shit in my eye and turned off the light and my friggen eye turned yellow, and my dad started laughin at me...fucked up man

[baybee4eva]

you get a cornea infection from using dirty contacts so always make sure to wash your contacts and the container every time you use it, if an infection gets sever enough you can lose your eye :(

[GetDefraged]

LOL  I love when you guys collabo it's cute.

[amrita121996]

i love ur videos!! ur hilarious.lol

[Iheartcoca13]

I WILL NEVER BE REPLICATED!!!!

LMFAO

[katiefershadybaby]

laci green copied you :( she did a make up tutorial.

[Greenlord66]

Pause at 0:20 xD

So funny, amazing video

[inu53933]

OMG dis bitch is a trip and shes funny as hell

[playmate08ash]

Oh my goodness, the eye patch! Lol. Oh my goodness! Who the hell gets an infected cornia? Lol.

[ZombieeFrog]

I FRIGGIN LOVE YOU.

[marypinguino68]

Hahahaha. Your so frickin funny. XD

Im gonna start talking in frickin:

frickin hello frickin how frickin are fricken you XD

Its harder than it looks o____o

[slygirls09]

14 dollars that's alot!

[seafoamgreennails]

when i saw nick

i spit water all on my keyboard

as i burst out in laughter

[jrsgirlforever]

LMAO This made me laugh til i couldn't breathe.

[Bvan66]

whats a cornia?

[cherilyndria]

a cornea is the color part of your eye

[ItsNeylon]

Thats the Iris you Retard XP

The Cornea is the friggin back of your Eyeball .

[WhuttaNerd]

You are hysterical. That's all I have to say.

[bummercucumber]

Ahaha.

[ashleyyfunnn]

haha literally you are like the BEST chick on youtube, i love your personality. i'm not gay but i seriously can already tell that you're a mad easy going person. THANK GOD, i'm so damn sick of these chick's that have such an annoying voice and lame sense of humor. oh, and funny video too haha keep it up :)

[whitestripesiluv]

Pirates are way better than ninjas anyways.

[screaminkid2005]

agh i feel ur pain, i went to the eye doctors yesterday and he said i have an infected cornea =[

[ICanBreakYourMind]

I love Nick in the beginning of this vid!

His face when his wigs pulled off!

=D

[k213389]

you would make an amazing pirate, like anne bonnie or whatever her name is

[Katarewa]

I had to wear that same eye patch too! Everyone at school thought it was a joke, but I actually scratched my eye ball..

[yeaokemily]

"yo ho frickin ho" bwahahaha!

[breecorefts]

his voice is really calming <3 sounds good

[breecorefts]

im gonna put this stupid make up all over my stupid face!!!

[hotgirlzzz]

LOL "like a friggin treasure chest"

[antigonii]

freaking something...

lolennnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!

u r soo funny jerks:P

but stop it.. i got tired:P

[TheStylette]

This is the first time I see your videos

I really thought the guy was the makeup guru

Hahahahahha

xx

[jessykinz13]

why the hell do you always get a infected cornia? (cant spell -.-')

[Juxt13]

i like you. you got spunk

[WPLxochitl]

ROFLMFAO!!!!! SUBSCRIBE 5/5

[StylinPinkDancer]

Second dude has the Kate Gosslin hair cut.

"I'll never be replicated." lol.

[loyalminion1]

@StylinPinkDancer That's RustyDaRockstar, and he had that haircut before Kate Gosslin

[mynameisraina]

that second guy looks like that one guy from white chicks :)

[DancetotheMusicxxx]

I had an infected cornea, stupid pollen

[Sapphirepearlz]

I missed the frigging contest. Do another one the hell!

[gagirl1231]

LOL

i couldn't help but say "that's so dandelion!" when i saw the stationary

xD

AbsolutelyNotComedy influenced me too much haha

:D

[theELEVENth11hour]

LMAO holy shit, this was so fucking funny I almost pissed my pants.

[jeneesum]

LMAO!!

i got a cornea infection too! in BOTH eyes, b/c i developed an allergic reaction to the bacteria that grows in contacts! bacteria that contact solution can't kill.

GRRRR. i was blind for weeks...even with my glasses on. haha

why didn't i get a damn eye patch? was i not fuckin cool enough for the HELL?

[sploozy]

angry...drink alot (well, not that)..funny. ANgry and funny? Is that it? I am a pirate too..HEY. YOU have given me a purpose Justine.

Thanks. I am an angry, funny, yo fucking HO pirate who doesnt drink. YAY ME!!

[FTWmayne]

Is Justine Asain?

[underworld026]

lmfao

[mbms2009]

i subcribed to you

the hell :)

[4Xissues]

your cornea is obviously affecting all those pirates of the Mediterranean

The Hell :D

[berrygal16]

LOL to make our eyes shimmer like a friggin treasure chest. haha

[traceymacy]

oh dam i missed the frigging contest

haha very funny yohoho and all that crap matey

[DrGolgi]

how do you know nick

[jassydevil]

who gets an infected cornea? I had one a few years ago - got a bacterial infection in my left eye and had to wear a patch also - couldn't see properly for a month! Now I'm stuck with having to have mismatched eyeliner because I have permanent scarring on my left eye - infected cornea the hell! Love your channel :)

[jpmetz]

HAHAHAHAHA ohhh that is such a shame

[snowbunny84720]

Your fuckin funny! Love your eye patch!

[snickersbaby4]

ur hilarious haha ur way better than "Kesha"

[allerdallerdallerd]

your eyepatch looks like a nipple cover, just sayin.

you can thank leesha for piquing my interest and for me subscribing.

also when i was in highschool i had to wear an eyepatch because i scratched my cornea.

everyone thought it was a joke and one kid followed me around saying "yargh" all day.

[jpmetz]

I for real had to wear one when i was a kid and had bell's palsy, fail

[daniellefroejk]

draw a black ass line <3

[BlueSilence1985]

lmao! Really is it possible to get a Cornea infection?? omg you're funny.

[ImCool415]

yeah, you get it by wearing contacts for too long, or by sleeping with them on... thats the more common reason at least =\

(^_^)

[jpmetz]

it sure is!!! ImCool415 is right my eye apparently had signs of contact overwear, I did wear my contacts way too long, because i'm an ass

[Shugerbuger]

Have to tell you...I LOVE YOU. Your videos make me laugh.

[navarretebella]

i immediately subscribed after watching this video. :)

[jpmetz]

NO!

[navarretebella]

too late. you remind me of myself and it cracks me up.

[CubanitaBonita]

you know, the first time I ever saw this, I actually thought the 2nd guy was the real Justine.

xD

i don't judge, kay.

<<

:3

[pinkskullcandy92]

LOL

"THAT WAS A FAIL"

[mazmaz181]

OMFG your sooo hilarious!! Frickin infected cornea, you made me frickin laugh so frickin much!

[CubanitaBonita]

Lmaoooooo oh god.

"Because you guys are morons..and don't know what you're doing.."

lmaooooooo

[MyPinkRainbow]

im goin to enter i need a cd some damm gel liner and some friggen paper envelopes damm the hell makeup lol

[QuietForm]

Oh my GOD I fucking love you. My new favorite YouTuber by far <3

[yummycandies385]

How the hell does someone get their cornea infected? is this a freakin joke???

lol

:P

[Kay170312]

yo ho friggin ho! lmao

[pocketbabydoll]

Ow gosh so very funny :)

[Atitudechick]

i wanna win that stationary so bad! :) they dont make trees to make that damn paper!

:)

and the gell liners! :)

[Missnyaha]

wow :L

if i'd known about this sooner, i'd do one too ;L

x

[Atitudechick]

u can still do it, you just have to upload it by 11:59 :)

[emeraldee85]

I've had an infected cornea. It's really painful. Be careful because (at least with me) it comes back every now and then. It took mine a month and a half to go away. Hope yours isn't as bad as mine was!

[jpmetz]

OMG i hope not!!! this was such a pain in the ass!! luckily i have relatively ez access to a cornea specialist :p

[larainbow99]

i love you soo much (:

you cheer my day up.

you're sooo funny !

xo

[LunasyEstrellaz]

This friggin video was hella damn hilarious. You are a pretty young lady and you rock the damn eye patch well. I can't tell yet if this is act or really you. Although quite frankly we all act like this sometimes or all the time depending upon the person. Cheers the hell

[sayanythingbrooke]

20 entries?! Now I might as well not even enter! BAH!

[martinadawn1]

Oh....go for it. The more the friggin merrier!

[jpmetz]

nahhh enter!!! fun as hell!!!!!!

[KaymmelF]

iwanted2c1video should definitely win!

[naty1129]

iwanted2c1video needs to win the best video of them all! I don't even know her lol

[PurplEFuZZyKangarOO]

hells! yessss!

hers was amzinggg

[amerettasour82]

hahahahah! love you!

[horsesandacdcrock]

u remind me of Jjacks48, cause u both have brown hair, do awseome makeup andd r HILARIOUS!!! =)))

[xxdottedwithheartsxx]

WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL! hahahaha

[mcrfreek89]

lol gotta love AAR! XD

[jerrybob18]

Thank you, now I can finally make my eyes glimmer like a friggin' treasure chest. :)

[jpmetz]

WELL THATS JUST GREAT

[CkGrayyy]

Hahaha :)

I'm definitely going to enter.

[Lolacholic]

hahahah@ the coffee cup...

[ImCool415]

why "the hell"?

i dont get it?! almost all ur vid say it.

anyways...i woulda totally been able to nail this contest! lol xD i totally talk like you!

sometimes not too good...but Funny!

[jpmetz]

hahahaha I dont know, bc you know, friggin, the hell

[wa1kingishonest]

where did you get your friggin necklace the hell? i friggin love it.

[jpmetz]

I dont remember :( I think Torrid?

[cwazeychick]

hey Justine

where exactly did u put the white eyeliner? The entire water line or just where you pointed with the eyeliner..outside the eye?

[jpmetz]

inside the waterline and also a little outside the eye where I pointed :) but just on the inner side!

[HippieChickSays]

lmao

i love your videos

[Saroarr]

lmfao "because you guys are morons and don't know what you're doing"

[alabmawhitman]

omg LOL yo ho pirate look ...oh man I <3 it

[lopezpisces25]

LOL it would be funnier with out the curses

[XFairyPoopX]

whats a corniea/cornia/cornea?

[thisuseridistaken]

Ur rocking that eye patch though!

[ssweetstang64]

DUDE that fuckin happened to my eye last summer and lasted forever!

[xcreativecarriex]

so I recorded this egyptian make-up the hell and after I was done I went back to watch it and my damn camera messed up the video. so now I cant enter the damn contest the hell. GRRRRR

[hummiemd]

? videos are due the 9th of march!

[kierakaru]

I has a question. Is there an age requirement or anything? >_>

[Y0UTUBEsarah]

black ass line xD

[rcc1463]

haha this is great.

[beautynewbie]

I have a astigmatism too!

[jpmetz]

BALONEY!!!!

[Kutie103]

Your funny (:

I like you.

[beautynewbie]

0:34 I friggin' halarious

[ndreaftw1989]

hamtaro guy, ftw- the hell

[xw0efJx]

If I had a webcam I entered the contest! =)

[martinadawn1]

Ok...so it was SOOOOO hard not to totally crack up doing this video. I bet Christina was like seriously laughing but you cant tell cause she's a ninja.....nice by the way.....cause everybody knows that it always comes down to one essential question...

pirates or ninjas?

[jpmetz]

HAHAHAHAHA its impossible not to laugh a little bit

[XxSweetLady]

im glad i found you on youtube thanks to leesha xD

[jpmetz]

AND i'm glad you found me! the frig

[bluecoconut76]

me tooo!

[punxdistillers]

HAHAHAHA that's so funny

[schroppieee]

soundlyawake is freakin stupid ass hot the hell.

if i enter and win, could you send him to me, too? lol

[jpmetz]

GLADLY! he's an idiot

[sweetheart4890]

since you dont want me to subscribe to you then I WONT!! oh! TOO LATE! lol. I meant to press it.

[sweetheart4890]

i luv the music! it rocks. and so do you.

[jpmetz]

thanks! the link to his myspace is on the sidebar, his album is out now!

[fifaleaf]

SHIIIITTT I LOVE UR VIDSS!!!:):):):)

[boobookeys129]

this is a hilariousssss video... this sooo made me sub

[jpmetz]

thank ya!!!!! i'm glad as hell you enjoyed it.

[jaden444]

dude....so entering your contest! LOVE YOU!!

[jpmetz]

yes!!! go for it!!! :D

[FIREFAIRY61346982001]

omg! i love this! lmfao rofl