Jasper Carrott - Chelmsley Wood - Birmingham NIA Live (2004)

[mrmartinmartin]

I miss chelmsley wood, grew up there, I feel safer there than any other part of the country.

[lukeavfc2009]

i went school there. massive shithole.

[phulme61]

I was at the N I A that week to see him but I've turned against him now, great in the 70s but now he's become a miserable grumpy old man who hasent' moved with the times? Unlike his daughter Lucy who I met back stage a very beautiful and charming young lady!....

[x3TwilightFanatic]

im from cwood &+ it's not as bad as everyone makes it out to be

[cbay11]

try hav ur hood insulted fukin jasper carrot jewdis

[mrbillhicks]

What do Chelmsley wood alcoholics call new years eve ?........

Amatuer night....

[79munch]

What's the most confusing day in chelmsley wood ??????????????? Fathers day (;

[0121bigz]

cum on u zulu lol only joking big up

[CHANNELMICHAEL]

"Went there last week to visit me 'udcaps"

WIN

[stephizzal]

methinks poolfarm is from chelmsley wood somehow lol

[UB40Jay]

Cracks me up how some on here 'lose it' like Poolfarm.. Its only a video guys...

[blues4life17]

@UB40Jay im from pool farm, kings norton.

[drahcirski]

i used to live in pool farm, now i live in chelmsley wood, poolfarm is a fucking thousand fold WORSE than chelmsley, i can concur.

[767nutter]

oh F OFF you sad t***ts!!! Jaspers joke is no different to the english, irishman etc jokes. Get a life

Go JC!!!

[boomheadshot75]

wind up merchant

[poolfarm2]

Born,,silver spoon,,stuffed in trap.

[poolfarm2]

Repulsive, middle class, tortoise look-alike.

[poolfarm2]

God i hate this twat.

[KaceyC93]

Yeah, Me Too, Chelmsley Wood's Not That Bad Though! Come On, We've Got A £30 Million School, A Brand New Shopping Leisure Thing, Haha, Come On :P

[DuctTapeMyFace]

That was quite a funny heckle, t'was unfair of JC!

Well I'm from Cannock, so no doubt I would have found idiot heckle's amusing!!

[gingyweasley]

I live in Chelmsley Wood.

Its basically like hell, but cold.

[helenGOF]

Whts Chelmsley Wood?!

Can anyone help?

[DIZZYGIT]

the Wood is a shitty part of birmingham

[helenGOF]

Ah, I see.

thank you :)

[leeky007]

dizzy by name dizzy by nature aye...

fckin dik man....

[DIZZYGIT]

leeky007

listen here spunk bubble, get back to ur rock in the ground and shhhh

[CHANNELMICHAEL]

North Solihull now, actually.

[deano545]

dnt listen 2 dizzy chelmsley is actually a really improved place and its true that it has been accociated with a lot of crime and like any area it has a bad part bt overall its gd and improved tbf

[stevanroth]

I was born in Marston green and my passport is chopped down to mars!

[samosa2003]

lol

[xxshiv69xx]

born in acocks green! still support the villa though. he is absolutely brilliant!

[brummypower]

i ,ve lived in perth australia for 20 years but spent the first 10 years of my life on morris croft chelmsley. good 10 years they were. up the blues.

[sparkythegerbil]

YAY, up the blues totally!, KEEP RIGHT ON

[sparkythegerbil]

Was born down road from The Wood in Marston Green and Chelmsley has got worse steadily over the last 20 years. I now live in south of the borough(Solihull) and that is not as good as it used be as well! Full of retarded chavs!!!

[codewahn]

gotta say ive lived in c.wood for all my life.....21 years and i hate it theres is nothing here

[Faithless92]

So Marston green is better, Haha, most of the things that happen here are with people from marston green, but hey you have to be better then some one so why not be better then people that like here aye??

[ntxracquetball]

I used to live on the Wood. Go B37 6TJ. Liked him better when he was on Tiswas though...

[LilMizzMallorca]

i luv c.wood, ive lived here all mi life... yes yes b37!!

[haydenriach]

Search it in google, top result: "ChavTowns"

[Faithless92]

True, there are people like that here, but not all of us are!

I could say most people how posted on this video are more of a chav than me.

[WayneInzane10]

I live there and this makes me laugh so much! Forget about taking offensive if you can't laugh at yourself then forget it.

[xxshiv69xx]

i live there wooo lol..propa brummie n funny as hell

[Alien51M]

Agreeds this man is a Brummie genius, I've seen hm live ffs and I was in agomy by the time he had finshed. Totally worth it.

[potty00]

i love this bloke, he's such a proper brummie!

His face after he says North Solihull!

Have you seen the one when he's talking about car insurance claims. I nearly wet me self!

[MissChelseaEve]

Lol b37!!!

Lol used to live there :D

Jasper is Class (Y) xx

[metaltron88]

North Solihull lol it's still ****

[pinkdirt]

chelmsley wood, need i say more?

[LukeStanton91]

haha!

[birminghambred]

OMG I LIVE THERE WOOOOOOO

[Sprigo11]

great vide best part of the show probably other than thew woolworths part

[Cisfi5h]

gwon the brummies !

[BabyGal89]

"chelmsley wood.." lol i used to live there lolz

mind u sheldon isnt majorly far away from me...

That man took advantage of mee...

bye

[checktheroadie]

wooo!

i'm the first to comment!!

great vid..this guy's funny....