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  • I AM HIPSTA

  • the music is german ( deutsch)

  • Bambadambadambadamdaaadam! Mein kleiner grüner Kaktus steht draussen am Balkon! Hollerie, Hollerie, Holleroooo~!

  • I AM NUCLEAR CUM

  • Hipster Heavy... Fuck yes.

  • I am HOURSE

  • I am AEHPEL

  • I am new bear mom!

  • Heavy is...

    -Nuclear Bomb

    -House

    -Apple

    -Jigsaw

    -Hipster

  • Nice song.

  • "I am Unusual Mom!"

  • `` I am Hipstah!´´

  • SAW LOL

  • Is that nuke sound the nuke sound file from World In Conflict by any chance?

    If so, I'm mildly geeking out here.

  • @MrAllofyourbase Yep, it is. ;)

  • @BorMachine

    How did you get taht nuclear bomb effect at the start i ahve tried to search it everywhere vene in gmod if you can then please PLEASE give a link then you would be AWESOME FOREVER :D

  • im a nuclear bomb

  • i lol'd at hipster

  • @baconandbouser I still hear "Hitler". Idk, maybe I just watched too many downfall parodies.

  • I am new killer bum!

  • mein kleiner grüner creeper ^^

  • 0:28 'I am Fluttershy"

  • @hazzmando

    Imbecile

  • Heavy was the Fat Man that hit Nagasaki.

  • wie haste das gm8?

  • 0:28 "I am penis"

    (i'm the only one who thought his head was between legs?)

  • @skaskaster I thought it was a wart.

  • @skaskaster sadly, no

  • What... What is this?

  • I was a hipster before hipsters were cool.

  • minecraft

    

  • heavy is everything

  • Who gives a shit if heavys says he is a creeper

    oh wait i forgot minecraft nerds

  • Oh god GMod, what have you done to the world! Something great. I can see that.

  • I AM A NOOBCULARBOMB

  • I AM NUKULERE BAWMB

  • You do know nukes don't fly, there dropped. But nice video.

  • @oksel100 Must be nice living in the fifties... There's no reason at all a nuclear warhead can't be mounted on any kind of cruise missile or rocket.  There was even a hand mounted bazooka style version prototyped at one point...

  • god I just love how he says hipster, "HIPSTah!"

  • lol did heavy say he was smile.jpg?

  • lol, wtf scout

  • It is a little known fact that overweight hipsters tend to explode at random

  • Don't take this the wrong way, but it sounds like "Horse" instead of "House" and "Hitler" instead of "Hipster".

  • at 0:19 EPIC CHARGE UP SOUND

  • 0:02

    I AM NEW KILLER BONK

  • I am apel!

    I am hipsta!

  • Expected another sunglasses csi thingy but this is great too)

  • @TheSchoolyD This is FAR BETTER!

  • "I am Rick Astly!"

  • wtf did i just saw? lmaao

  • @FreshNewGamer He said 'House' as in the guy from the TV show named 'House'.

  • I AM HIPSTA

  • @FreshNewGamer I am NOOB KILLER BOMB!!

    I AM HORSEP

    I AM HORSEP

    I AM AP PLE!!

    I AM JIG SOO!!

    I WORK GAY PEN!

    I AM HIPPAA!

  • @FreshNewGamer Apple.

  • Come to think about that.. Im gonna make a ''Saw'' trap on Garry's mod right now! :D (i love torture, lol)

  • Heavy: I am Jigsaw

    Scout: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Heavy.OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA

  • "i am hip-stah!"

  • What ...

  • I AM HORSE!!

    kleiner grüner Kaktus.... Hollerie Hollerie Hollerooooh!

  • wtf was i just watching?!

  • hollerie hollerie hollerrooooh!

  • I am apple

    I lold when I saw Apple Heavy)))

  • "I am noob-killer-bomb!"

  • @abelmay27 Pretty accurate. :P

  • @abelmay27 Half the world is deaf I guess... I listened VERY hard, and it just doesn't sound like it.

  • i am noocular bom!

  • "I WANT PFLAY GAEM! :D"

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  • @RandomZace It was Heavy's quote you retard!

  • @SHAD0VV100 what was a heavy quote? also how do you know i would watch this and im not a retard

  • @RandomZace 0:33 This says everything

  • @RandomZace And don't make other people shit brix

  • @SHAD0VV100 what the hell are you talking about?!?!?!

  • @RandomZace oh, forget about it... i'm really angry today

  • i am nucleror bone 0:03

  • Heavy is Nukiller bomb !!!( not nuclear :D)

  • I dont get it ... but i like it !

  • 0:37 "i am creeper" boom

  • @bradhuygens actualy he says "I am hipster or a niggerfaggot

  • @JimmyMcEmoson oh, lol

  • how tho you make your ragdolls speak like with the lips animation? plz answer!

  • I AM GEEK SAW!

  • jigsaw the what somone called emo clown. he from saw1-3d

  • clod you tall me what he says he say i am houuse! 2 tines and say i am aprtif! and say i am jig! saw! and says i am hipsar1

  • lmao at 0:37

  • heavy is russian

  • I HAVE NOOCLIIP OON

  • spy; THAT heavy is a super sayian

  • OH GOD! HEAVY NUKE!!!RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!WHAT'S THE PURPOSE OF MY LIFE NOW?!(goes out side,suddenly gets squashed by a giant hand's finger).

  • Heavy is....

    Rocket

  • Theres ger,am musik deutsche musik jay oder bayrische kp^^

  • @Supergamer4able von otto mein kleiner grüner... neeeiiinnnn nicht pole sondern kaktus!

  • wats a hipstah

  • @legoclonetrooper1234 he said ,,I am Jigsaw"

  • @MadNut321 No he means in the last scene.

  • @legoclonetrooper1234 I think a hipster is a cool person. I'm pretty sure that term is dated though.

  • I am Horsp

  • NUhw-KYOO-lur BUM!

    HAWRST

    HAWRST

    aPUL

    JEEGso (I wan PLEGH GAME)

    Heepsta

  • I am A PEN

  • House!

  • ...What did i just watch

  • I am HOURSE!

  • what the hell is a hipster

  • I guess hipster heavy is way off the grid now

  • @cashwat210

    but then again, being off the grid is too mainstream

  • 0:27

    Initial thoughts: How heavy was born.

  • @WORSHIPxCHAOS how do we know its ready to blossom? oh the tree will fall

  • I AM HITLER

  • he is a hourse

  • Why didn't scout drink a bonk?

  • I AM HIPSTAH

    Hipster Heavy's glasses are a Misc. item you've never heard of. Also they explode.

  • World in conflict nuke...like

  • how to kill urself so hard : watch heavy is in full screen

  • I know I watch weird things, but this takes the cake!

  • IM HORSIE

  • DR. HOUSE FOREVER

  • I AM APEN

  • I AM HOURS

  • Heavy is hipster? Not big surprise.

    Not randomly exploding is so mainstream.

  • More hipster heavy!

  • I AM confused...

  • I AM HORSE

    I AM HORSE

  • 00:37

  • I AM HOWIS

    I AM EPELL

    I AM ???

    I AM PROFIT

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  • That's what you get for being a hipster.

    You randomly explode.

  • @EVIL1357 it's called spontanious explosion. Cause spontanious combustion is too mainstream.

  • need a heavy is jigsaw exclusive vid:P

  • Poot subtitles here.

  • Hipster Heavy made me laugh. :D

  • spy should have called him fat man when he was a nuclear bomb

  • Mein kleiner gruner Kaktus, steht draußen am Balkon, HOLLARI HOOLLAIR HOLLA ded.

  • I AM NOOKELURR BOHM.

  • 0:30

    I AM JEESUUZ

  • I am HOERS

  • @sdaerfofsteam Because he can dumbass.

  • whats a hipster

  • WHY DOES HEAVY SAY HE'S HITLER, WHEN HE'S CHURCHILL???

  • WHY DOES HEAVY SAY HE'S HITLER, WHEN HE'S CHURCHILL

  • Mein Kleiner grüner Kaktus sitzt draussen am Balkon :D

  • 20 people have to play a game with Heavy Jigsaw

  • @legoclonetrooper1234 I thinks its a chainsaw...

  • @legoclonetrooper1234 sorry, didn't read description...

  • lol why do 2 of the highest rated have 64

  • 1911, loooool

    

  • lol nice to view it with the new 1911 theme XD

  • super saiyen in the begin?

  • heavy is:

    -nuclear bomb

    -house

    -(dr.) house

    -apple

    -jigsaw

    -hipster

  • Make a movie called Heavy's life

  • Hey BorMachine its me Stereo'Juice. i just wanna say that i got hacked and want u to add my new acc.. the username is: HDNubmTV

  • YOU LOST KARMA! D:

  • what is he at the last one? he's wearing a hat and gordon freemans glasses and a bottle of wine

  • @theerno100 Hipster

  • God, I love your Heavy videos! Keep em' coming!

  • Why is this not on TV?

  • i am house! i am house! dr house.. road house

  • got a tactical heavy in Team Of Dutty: Modern Fortress 2

  • Justin Bieber made 19 accounts and pressed the dislike button

  • i am scatman,because ima can sing the scatmans song

  • Heavy is EPIC!

  • "Not exploding is so mainstream!"

  • I AM ALPEN

  • Heavy is...

    -New Killar Bomb

    -Horse

    -Horse

    -Apple

    -Jisaw (they work gay way)

    -Hipslar

  • @ruDemoman no horse house

  • Dr. Strangelove if Stanley Kubrick was on crack.

  • When heavy sayed i am Apple he actually had a German accent so he sayed it more like i am "Epfel" :D

  • I AM HORSE

  • 0:16 LOL

  • I am AEPPEL!! xD

  • Heavy is way to mainstream to be a hipster. It's like being a cat in a scarf.

  • 0:31

    SO I'M NOT THE ONLY SAW FAN THAT PLAYES TF2!!!!

  • APPEL

  • 17 hipsters were killed by Soldier

  • lol epic thumnail