Do not challenge Batman, else you will be owned by him - 1

[mongooseunleashed]

Batman's like: "This is the part where you tell me everything."

[mitie23]

Do not challenge Batman, else you will be GLARED by him :D

[EllieBelly1111]

You can just hear him say "pedew" when he throws the smoke bomb whilst messing around in the air, :L

[stomyn]

You know your fucked when the shadows hide everything but his eyes

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

Villains fear Batman more than any other superheroes because for every one of Batman's devices they destroy, Batman sends them the bill. And the bill is not something one easily looks at and not be in shock.

[63Reed]

Holy crap its cartoon network.

[KAOSGamingx]

1.Henchman tries to act like a badass becuase he believes batman cannot understand him....

2.Henchman then realizes batman can speak the language....

3.Henchman has "OH FUCK" moment

[TheTomboy890]

what is wrong with you people you put chines or japanese

[TheImperialistStates]

But Man sucks! What's He gonna do? Come to my house and Smash my head on my keyboanhnvgjladlnisguh'aspdk',­.;m/';[pvacjopa]pj svkln

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[Arkhuman11]

People say Batman has no powers he does, its called Awesomeness.

[darkfur3]

in soviet russia you don't fuck with batman. batman fucks with you

[Douchiemcgigglestein]

@darkfur3 You dont fuck with batman no matter where you are

[nejtilsvampe]

@darkfur3 uh.. batman fucks you no matter where you are.

[olivierlar]

Batman, one of the only superheroes with no superpowers, still compared to Chuck Norris. I'm not saying this is wrong, everybody shit their pants when meeting Batman, even Chuck Norris wouldn't question the authority of Batman, because, you know, he's the fucking Batman.

[AlphaFoxtrot7790]

@olivierlar And he's an over-rated 71 year old man who, sure, knows plenty of martial arts but almost certainly wouldn't have the strength or speed to actual make good use of them.

[2wingo]

@AlphaFoxtrot7790 That's where you'd be wrong. Chuck Norris is still in exceptional shape for a man his age.

[AlphaFoxtrot7790]

@2wingo A 71 year old man with a six pack is still a 71 year old man. He wouldn't be able to take many hits and his bones would be brittle due to his age.

[Rawen1982]

@AlphaFoxtrot7790 Oh really? I disagree. Why? A bunch of guys in France tried to rob two woman, mother and daughter, aged 81 and 50ish. When the police got to the scene the men were on the ground and a pissed off 81 year old woman was standing over them with a broken cane, which had broken while she was breaking one of the men's collarbone. Turns out she'd been trained in close combat by the British Air Force during WW2.

[GrayGhost0717]

Chuk Norris fears batman !

[ReaperEpisodes]

Villains, when will they learn that they can't keep anything from THE GODDAMN BATMAN!

[hXcKingOfKings]

I bet when Batman spoke his language, he shat out the biggest shit brick he has and will ever do...

[soraandven]

superman may have been created first but no power is stronger then the batglare even he fears it

[QuietGuitaristfan]

Superman didn't challenge Batman but Batman still owns him

[jaxblade07]

Henchman: Ha I know you Batman you Don't kill, I'm not telling you anything

Batman: You'd be surprised what you can live through *ominous glare*

Henchman: Mother O_O

[jaxblade07]

Not like a Boss, LIKE THE BOSS

[mikek44224]

I wish I knew how to make my face do that badass sillouettey thing.

[freddacar]

wat episode is this from. i'm thinking really hard and usually i can remember really quickly but with this clip, i'm drawing a blank

[apaloosa01]

I'd tell him everything if he was approaching me like that!

[Bonjeram]

talk about getting owned XD

[Errka93]

What language is that? Is it a real language or just a language for show? Anyone?

[jrcarter9175]

@Errka93 Just for show.

[lupuslunari]

@Errka93 It almost sounded russian...

[RebeliousMoose]

@Errka93 According to Wikiquote, the language is Kaznian.

[shiftergoddessathena]

@Errka93

Kasnian, from the made-up country of Kasnia DC likes to use every once in a while.

[JamesDD4]

Batman should do Rosetta Stone commercials.

[drnogood59]

This criminal broke rule #1 of bein a villian. You never try to get smart with Batman! He will make you shit your pants at the drop of a pin.

[CYoung449]

Damn...

[DarkWarrior076]

Even if I know a different language I would never screw with Batman

[thecomicbookfan25]

Batman is sincerely a bad ass in any language!

[samuraishinobi]

1:22 Owned.

[superman57985]

what episode is this

[ilikethecoke]

1:27 pants to be darkened

[heartbirthbysleep]

even do tht guy was wearing a mask and goggles u can tell he just shit his pants

[XxAlmsivixX]

Let the rape commence.

But really, to me, Batman is THE superhero

[HeavenlyLee]

Imagine Batman as a school teacher after seeing this. O.o

[SWGuruu]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOO i fucking LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL'd so hard

[foxglyder89]

That last part when he realized shit just got serious!!!!!!!! XD only batman ladies and gentlemen only batman

[candiigirl4life]

Is their anything Batman can't do?

[Dorfmaist]

Lol, handclows, wtf:O

[swiftomatik]

nice

[Jarock316]

Batman: Option A, I beat it out of you, and I turn you in to the police with minimum damage. Option B, I scare it out of you and turn you in to the police knocked out.

Henchman: Option A! Option A!

Batman: *Grins* Option B it is.

[ZMasterShadow]

At 1:25, the guy realizes he's screwed.....

[Irishandproud20]

1:23 = rape face

[MakeAGameWithMe]

@Irishandproud20 So you know how rape faces look. iam reporting you scum bag!

[Irishandproud20]

@MakeAGameWithMe xD

[Annihilator27]

Bad guy *Man what wouldnt I give to OD on suicide pills"

[moonlightdragonrider]

@LarryNanner That would be scary. Neither take loosing very well.

[blakereed92]

You did NOT just break one of my batarangs.

[long20894]

Bad guy: u can't understand a word i'm saying....

Batman: I can......(looks down to the subtitles)

Bad guy: Oh Shit!...O_O

[YourGonnaLoveMyNuts]

It's funny because he was all confident in his ability to not tell Batman what he knew... until Batman knew Russian, if that was the language, as well.

[NikitaLelouch]

@YourGonnaLoveMyNuts It is not Russian. Because I'm russian and I can here no russian words in their conversation. (Sorry for my English, by the way =) )

[2wingo]

@YourGonnaLoveMyNuts It's not Russian, it's Kasnian.

[michaelbullut]

Batman: ... AND YOU WILL.

Villian: (whispers) Mother!

[bigcody79]

oh no you didnt just destroy batmans batarang, ITS ON!!!!

[biggerbadderbobby]

Batman: i can... and you will

Me: "shivers"

[Webhead731]

LMAO!

[FriezaReturns00001]

:/

[assassinblackop]

Mysterious sound

Villian: i am sorry can youu repeat that? i couldnt hear you over the sound of me shitting myself.

[captcharismafan]

@assassinblackop lmao

[cristian07051978]

this is symple for all you bitches DOT FUCK WHIT THE BATMAN

[lpodmail]

@cristian07051978 please learn to spell little boy... for example: this is simple for all you bitch's, Don't fuck with the batman :\ your teacher must of received her teaching diploma from a cereal box reward.

[Zeruckiven]

@lpodmail And you learned grammar from where?

[lpodmail]

@Zeruckiven school and what about you?

[Zeruckiven]

@lpodmail I suggest you demand your time back. They either didn't do a good job of teaching you, or you didn't do a good job of learning. At my school, they taught us about commas and other various things to help us in our future.

[LaxagoodALT]

@Zeruckiven A grammar nazi owning another grammar nazi? Now that's just priceless! You sir, have just won 10 internets.

[Zeruckiven]

@LaxagoodALT Not really a grammar nazi, but it's just silly to see someone correcting somebody's grammar, while not using proper grammar of their own. Actually, it's silly to correct anyone's grammar on the internet because nobody cares about grammar here except for those rare few.

[LaxagoodALT]

@Zeruckiven That's pretty much my point. It's YouTube comments, not a book report.

[Zeruckiven]

@LaxagoodALT DON'T! . . .ever mention school work around me again, lol. Yeah, it is annoying when people take things so seriously. you'd be surprised how few pple even know what sarcasm is. It's sad.

[LarryNanner]

I wouldn't be surprised if Batman and Chuck Norris play golf on the weekends

[clonetrooper250]

@LarryNanner Only Chuck hits a 17. And Batman hits 16. And the golf balls are made of fire. And the course is on Mars. And the ride savage beasts to each hole instead of a cart. And they each use platinum golf clubs. Also, it's not a weekend. Bruce Wayne and Chuck Norris will play golf whenever they god damn please. With hookers.

[legokingdomhearts]

@clonetrooper250 at night :3

[nikolaslaven]

@LarryNanner Well,Batman is his godfather after all

[xRelentlessHerox]

if i were that criminal i would of shat my pants

[RavenNight2641]

@xRelentlessHerox he probably did lol XD

[rhmazyck812]

Love the Batman theme at the end.

[Lionx]

Criminal: FUUUUUUUU~!

[SayVarRee]

Beast you up and saves your life in the same fight....... Batman Io_oI

[SayVarRee]

@SayVarRee Fucking keyboards. Beats********

[jammallblack]

if only u can see his face expression right now.

[2ndXary]

smoke pellets over the shoulder. so badass

[CrystalHunter1989]

*handcuffs goon*

Goon: Awesome, I can still run with these on!

*Batman glare*

Goon: Uh....suddenly feeling very tired....

[Aritix]

Batman can threaten people in over 40 different languages

[caqtv]

Was that a PCI card?

[ginganinja714]

Where did B-man learn to speak Kasnian?

[2wingo]

@ginganinja714 Probably the same place he learned to speak Kryptonese (and you thought Latin was a dead language).

[DemonicRemption]

@ginganinja714 The guy's traveled the world to learn various styles of martial arts. why ask such a question?

[latergee]

Back when cartoon network aired GOOD shows...

[Lamadredetuamigo]

It is Hungarian... Ertem. (I understand) Maybe It's a mixture.

Even the Hungarians are afraid of Batman... Because he's Batman.

[sonicspindash31]

I now know how to treathen somone in whatever launguage that is!! Thanx batman you rock!!! :D

[JoshFazzz]

What language is this? Anyone know?

[Mitsbruh]

@JoshFazzz Batman . . . duh

[gof666]

@JoshFazzz Russian, I think.

[2wingo]

@JoshFazzz It's based largely upon Hungarian.

[fcangel1]

It is not Russian, but definitely another Slavic language. I speak Russian and I can only understand some of the words. Maybe Ukrainian?

[Indubitably14]

Airtem...Etash stone ya mat...

[NovaKane78]

thumbs up if you know the guy told Batman everything plus his whole life's story

[PhunkieProdiG]

@NovaKane78 Huhhh????

[NovaKane78]

@PhunkieProdiG if u ever saw the Justice League episode when Batman and GL went into the future and he and his future self interrogated Ghoul - U'll kno that wen they were done he told them where his boss was and - that he wet the bed til he was 14 which was involuntarily told but he was so scared he ddnt wana leave ANYTHING out  - so I meant Batman probably got the man's life story and the info he wanted

[PhunkieProdiG]

@NovaKane78 I'm kinda confused? just gimme the episode name.. Ive seen it all when I was a kid but I dont remember them all.. I'll probably do while watching

[NovaKane78]

@PhunkieProdiG season one episode 13 JLU

[JustThink00]

@NovaKane78

"and I wet the bed untill I was 14"

[NovaKane78]

@JustThink00 lol - I see u get it

[johnwall2wizards]

1:20 Doesnt It Sound Like Hes Saying " Your Turn, I Will Storm The Night"....??????

[2wingo]

@johnwall2wizards Not really. It sounds like he's speaking Polish.

[kungfufencing]

@2wingo might be russian.

[2wingo]

@kungfufencing No, Russian sounds like it comes from the throat, this is coming more from the front of the mouth.

[CurseCreep]

episode?

[roninshinobi]

@CurseCreep Its from the Justice League episode Maid of Honor

[Nis295]

Holy shit! Almost shit my pants.

[DjVader112]

best DC character ever!!!!!!!!!

[BELIEVEinYOURSELFo0]

Batman in beast-mode. Don't mess with the bat. Ever.

[GlasgloClown]

THERE ISNT A SINGLE PERSON ALIVE THAT WOULD DISOBEY BATMAN WHEN HE DOES SHIT LIKE THAT

[ravenkiba]

(looks on in fear) even in the real world thats scary

[cajiao10]

you just want to disappear, there's no normal life for you after that...

[Riku006]

0:34 & 1:24 - 1:29

Batman going into silhouette mode... That's some scary shit right there

[Cloyce007]

Chuck Norris has nightmares about Batman...

[hoodstarx1]

if this guy still around hes having the most scariest nightmares

[Arodblade]

I'm Soviet Russia, Russian speak Batman!

[frankmistascool]

his belt.. fits those giant cuffs...hes probably got so much other shit in there too..

[KingNick96]

that was seriously scary even for the Batman

[SoleMan117]

Is Ra's Al Ghul in this one?

Looks like he is...

[Martmeisterpaladin]

@SoleMan117 No, ANOTHER immortal supervillain is in this episode.

[kingjcare121]

if you defy batmans way of being nice(not beating your ass)

YOU'D BEST UNFUCK YOUSELF RIGHT NOW

[shadowhunter0815]

Is it me, or does the Googles of this Henchmen looking in the last Picture as if they wanted to scream for help?

[amm019]

When Batman became a shadow, I was like "AAHHHHHHH!!!!! DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Ash12241991]

I CAN AND YOU WILL..........

or you will become a rape victim

[Luezur]

@Ash12241991 haha ur comment is killer lol

[youliveyoudie]

RIP bad guy

[kurzor0007]

I always like this scene, even with a mask you can see the absolute terror in the man's eyes as he realizes that fear incarnate itself can speak his own language

It also made it look like he was pissing himself when he realize that he made the mistake of daring Batman to scare him

[theassassin03]

what language was thet any way?

[TheEaglesEnvy]

@theassassin03 Russian i think

[2wingo]

@theassassin03 In-Universe, it's called Kasnian. I'm not sure what real language it's based on.

[bestkeptbats]

he threw the smoke bombs like throwing candies.

[luciusblack]

The crippling fear of Batman transcends every barrier. But how does he do that shadow thing?

[demon2441]

@luciusblack His aura is dark enough for him to create shadows in the brightest light.

[luciusblack]

@demon2441 I gotta get one of those...LOL

[Focusphobia]

Batman doesn't speak languages. Languages speak Batman.

[MRCAPTAINMARVEL]

@Focusphobia The Batman is secretly chuck fucking norris! lol

CM

[edusuntrebor]

@Focusphobia No.... Batman speaks the universal language of PAIN.

[NikoGardens]

Favorite batman part.

[Sandraiga]

I love how Batmans voice gets so low and scary :D

[ThatDudeJCrash]

Fucking Batman why are you so bad ass!?

[jmaxed]

Scenes like this with the language that was used are funny you make fun of some one in another language thinking they don't speak it and surprise you by doing so and own you for doing so like Batman did here

[CerberusOperativeN7]

SHIT, I'VE GONE DEAF!!!

[king1Malik]

You just can't fuck wit the bat!

[Chargersarethebest86]

And that is why Batman is the President of the Universe.

[lfish87]

And even when he saves you your still not safe

[lfish87]

Man they just left him and didn't turn back than again if I seen batman i would have hauled ass too

[Tahkaullus01]

It's kinda annoying that the best lines of the episode can't be understood.

[monkeymuchacho]

all this time i thought they were russians

[TheSupreme676]

I would have snitched Early!

[Igarappappa]

Is Kasnian based on a real life language? I'm asking cause I know no other language and I know Europe has a whole lot of them I've never heard in person.

[2wingo]

@Igarappappa Possible languages Kasnian is based on would include Russian, Polish, Hungarian, and Romanian.

[Igarappappa]

@2wingo Thanks!

[OsaruSensei]

@Igarappappa ie East-European languages.

[wayne2010games]

What episode is this?

[SenshiSam]

I think that guy just shited his pants.

[sess2000]

lol i bet this guy sh1t himself when he realsied batman could speak kasnian

[Hipro100136338001]

ok so they blew the hell out of those doors an ran really fast just to steal a sound card XD