Prank Call...Male or Female??

[PlatinumCRuX]

This character's all about the suing xD

[PlatinumCRuX]

Dude xD This character is THE BEST xD OMFG I'm dying!

[SugarBudgie]

Why isn't Edbassmaster a famous actor in Hollywood?? So much more original and funnier than most the shallow drama-filled people in Hollywood today.

[SteegoVontonna]

it looks like a pencil, can i spray him with a hose?

[brettgardner111]

Marlin is amazing <3

[amadeo177]

male humans have erasers

[ashcandeoga]

dose your dog have a penis? " i m not sure it might be a pencil lol

[mac10films]

WAS THAT LADY STONED ???

[BubblesBW1234]

NICE SWEATER!!!

[benjamintheblue]

This guy is a genius. The Bobby Fischer of comedy. Get off Ut-ube and make money lol

[RuffRuff04]

1:51 So uhh... Does your dog have a penis, can you see?

I don't know if its a pencil, or what?

[funnywalkers123]

MILK GIVERS?!

LMAOOOO

[xGoblin420]

Fresh Polo bro

[nornic]

2:09 wow creeeeppy door

[angel87122]

His face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cerahlovesdevin]

ur soooooooooooooooo gay dude

[derrick14ish]

@cerahlovesdevin it's supposed to be funny. duh

[Keladan1337]

did you prank him or were you pranked?



[tiannajalisa]

LMAO!!! omgggggggg icant take this lmao

[yellowsparklefish337]

"Now if he attacks me again, should I wet him with a hose?"

[YTKracker1]

sonds like someone was playing GTA at 2:01

[PhreshOo]

only female dogs have nipples on the bottom, male dogs don't

[LeahROX987]

person on phone: boys only have a penis

then he starts to ;laugh but that would be my reaction to the whole video

[ROBLOXains]

Lol.Why does it matter?Male or female.

[xoxoguardxoxo]

"the only difference between a male and a female is males have a penis!!" lmao duh (:

[jtking2504]

LMFAO, I can't take any more

[Rockerbella12]

LOL 4 protruding milk givers

[HeroForHorses]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHA MY CAT HAS THOSE LMAO LMAO HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

[emti23q]

I LOVE YOU MADE ME PISS MY PANTS

[DJNIKKO9c1]

MORT GOLDMAN

[pinkarcticfoxyy]

lol, he starts to laugh, i love that.

[Blahblahbrat]

HAHAHA!! the male has a penis and the female doesn't

[Blahblahbrat]

HAHAHA!! the male has a penis and a female doesn't

[simpkin15]

Keep this vids coming man they are so funny :D

[MrKrom92]

the look on his face when she said both males and females have nipples was priceless... LOL LOL LOL

[lopcur88]

It looks like a pencil with 4 little erasers on his belly. hilarious

[madtrinidadian]

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzz

[XxRandomxNamexX]

I'll be honest, i don't know if it's a pencil or what.

[Honeebuket]

At 2:20, and after that.

[Honeebuket]

Whoa at the bottom left of the screen throughout the video the door moves and stuff happens like there is a ghost.

[CylusFox04]

LOL XD

[Chadkid14]

"this dog is very small, you know?" lol

[wesbo642214]

were you at an embassy suites hotel in des moines iowa cuz i thot i saw u there

[wesbo642214]

were you at a hotel in des moines called the embassy suites cuz i thot i saw you

[nicole271996]

lol i wish i had a father like u cuz my dad has no sense of humor lol

[bballerx41]

Ahahahahah I loved how u laughed whn she said penis lmao

[enyce699]

my male dog doesnt have nipples lol :-0

[TheTylerKay]

this character and te-kwee-la are my favorites

lol

[dennis13636]

i have a cat tht i can throw on the dog,should i throw it on the dog, funny shit lmfao

[1princez5]

"while i was investigating these 4 protruding milk givers..." lmfao

[pumkinrocks1]

pencil haaa

[krakrjakz]

this is a very awkward video...

[theringfilm1]

this is wayyyy funnier than my video of a guy dancing to a lazy town song #LOL

[rfhudy]

This was classic! The funniest part is definitely were you almost lost it Ed! You've got a great talent for staying in character the way you do, but that moment is so funny because even you can't keep a straight face with a response like that..."the only difference is the male has a penis." HILARIOUS!!! Keep it up!

[HaloMaster441]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheBob0416]

"the only differece between a male and a female dog is........." DUH! LOL!!!!!

[pepethepenut]

milk givers lol

[teamdamon4]

FUNNIEST GUY ON YOUTUBE EVER!

[EarthChild5]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Holymoly this is funny! I freaking love this character too!

[soocl0se]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­AHHAHAH "Uum well the only difference between males and females is that males have a penis and the female doesn't." WOOOOOOOOOOOOW HAHAHHAHHHHAAAAAAAHHAH!

[soocl0se]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­AHHAHAH "Uum well the only difference between males and females is that males have a penis and the female doesn't." WOOOOOOOOOOOOW HAHAHHAHHHHAAAAAAAHHAH!

[XBrockObombaX]

(815)-975-4424

[sweetbhikkhuni]

I always come back to your videos for a laugh and a way to cheer me up....never fails.

[internetmaster24]

Does ur dog have a penis HA!

[xsasukaxuchihax]

Lmao, this is the first time I've seen you start laughing! XD

[zonewar31]

"I can't tell if it's a pencil or an eraser!!" haha nice video

[KDay5161]

if u look really close at 2:38 u can c 1 of the dogs bac there

[nightmare11223344556]

looooooool

[pookie525]

y does he wear those outfits is he like on video chat

[ArachnidFanatic]

it feels like my back is breaking from laughing so hard

[aznboilol]

he sound like the guy in family guy with the bald spot on his head the father of the nerd that likes meg i forgot his name funny though

[chris19922991]

Mort Goldman!!!!!! =D

[aznboilol]

@chris19922991 YEA!! thats him lol

[KingPointy]

Are you guys serious?...

At 2:20 if you actually LOOK hard enough, you can see an arm of a person closing the door. It's not closing by itself.

Christ...WHY is it when a little strange thing happens, you people immediately think it was a "ghost"?

If you actually stop and THINK , you'll find an explanation for it.

[666ohIforget]

oh shut up and stop being so skepitcal.

great video. as usual, Ed.

[lilemm920]

lol i watched that part about 5 times over. There is a glare near the doorknob but its not a ghost.

because, from 2:40 to about 2:50 you can see a pug walking in the corner near the door.

[himan190]

look in the background at 2:36 theres a dog that keeps walking around....

[jamieabrown1]

FLARKIN HILARIOUS

[eddy12345ist]

haha it does at 2:20 it does look like if a ghost moves the door

[XxKenManxX]

Wow2:20 looks like a host moves the door lol vid was good tho

[Darkfire1136]

rofl!

[TheCoolskaterboy]

at 2:20 it looks like the door opens more by it self!

[troysmithcool]

it was his dog who pushed the door

[PLANBpenguin]

LMAO PENCIL AND ERASERS

[fuckfuckingusername]

milk givers

Cat can subdue the dog hahahahha

[SharisVoice]

lol milk givers? hahaha

[HaliLuv97]

omg this is sooo funny hahah!!

[splat00n]

pencil or an eraser LMAO!

[Sniper252525]

Martin is the best .... 3:33

[armanico04]

ed makes some classic faces.. this guys great.

[eatthatpopcorn]

this guy's my fav :)

[Justenzy]

at 3:41 you should have said "FEMALES HAVE NIPPLES???!!"

lol

[tycon424]

I love this Guy!!!

[miw20]

a pencil or an eraser hahaha

[THEFARTGOD]

lol i could throw a cat

[fdff4]

Marlin Woods is the BEST!

[RainbowSoxieSRox]

2:42 By the door way you can see a small dog, its so cute =] xp

HAHA is that the male/female dog =p

[TrojanMan56]

I was crying because I was laughing so hard when he started laughing.

[itsathrowdown]

3:30 he starts laughing.lol

[smoketonight420]

laughed thank you

[snaperdoodleyay]

amazing again! Hilarious!! Hahah

I agree Killer

[Alexion84]

FUCKIN AWSOME

[RaginCajunAsian]

lmao... pencil or eraser.

[fugtard]

Milkgivers.

[evilhecouldbe]

Someone walks past at 2:12

[TheRealIceE]

wow look at me im a faggot i can see a person in the background

[evilhecouldbe]

wow look at me i'm a faggot i make mean comments to people and act all tough.

[Killer1038]

FUNNIEST GUY ON YOUTUBE, NO JOKE!

[puic989]

hey edbassmaster ,how do you hold your laughter ?

[lockdown0351USMC]

BEST GUY ON YOUTUBE......i lost it when he started laughing..

[FAITH8281234]

your WAYYYYYYY more funnier then fred!you do different voices then a annyoing high pitch one.5 stars!

[HeroForHorses]

@FAITH8281234 lmao hes also way funnier then mr pregnant

[marissalynnXx]

i love this guyY!!!

[Convict219]

haha 3:33 He lost it

[result190]

lol she asked her manager... YO BOSS DO ALL DOGS GOT NIPPLES?? *yeah dey do* AIIGHT

[TariqAbdulhadi1995]

pencil or an eraser!? lol i never heard tht before lmao!!

[Bojiga98]

3:33 he loses it

[purplecows7]

this is a weird conversation....

[MrYazaky]

ROFL he so so funny

[KITT33N]

lolz pencil  or eraser xD

[MultiMacbook]

now if he attacks me agian then should i spray him with a hose? um.. umm.. i dont think so... ok well can i through my cat on it?

[CarDoseS]

AHAHA HE started laughing

[xdomaraqx]

this is like the male jewish version of me grandma

[rickross048]

taquila is my favorte mumbles and marlin are number 2

[Buelly12]

hilarious! You should make more Marlin Woods prank call videos bro, there the funniest

[Ariesbetch]

can i just say, every f*ck!ng tme you said 'pencil or eraser' i cried a little bit!

omg hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

the first time was classic, 'tit looks a pencil and 4 little erasers' !!! hahahaha! im gonna check out ur other vids RIGHT now :D

[thelamb777]

Lol...You should've brought in a stuffed animal and argued that it was real and it had nipples...

[penziscute]

you are honestly the funniest person on youtube. i dont know why your not the #1 most subscribed person. I watched like 123948734 of your videos. hilarious

[mwarrior17]

Who did you call? O_o

[mckenzieeex]

does ur dog have a penis if he attacks me again should i wet him with the hose or should a throw my cat on him?

[EhzoolPoe]

2:42 puppy walks past =D

[litigants]

3:33 LOL

[partypup98]

female dogs have 6 nipples not 4 nipples.male dogs dont have nipples.the women is mad tht male dog have nipples!!mad wommen!!!

[MOO03D]

both my male dogs have nipples.

[killtoastdaily]

lol 2:10

[quickfingers66]

look what date he put it up da 21 PMS hahahah lol

[thugiepoo]

that lady was kinda bitchy the manager or w/e

[darqetsu]

milk givers hahaha

[bdsninja]

That was so funny! LOL!

[jujumagumbo21]

bravo for collecting urself after losing it...i also luv how ur vids are responses to other vids but they rarely have anything to do with eachother.

[dragonforce486]

lol his most unviewed video is my most LOL!

[2wisdom3]

lmao lmao!

[iceSOcold]

i feel like commenting on marlin's hair and clothes but i'm afraid he'll sue my black ass.

[edbassmaster]

icecold, you're black?? I'm calling my attorney!!

[xotqeyes]

lol

[ringojohnpaulgeorgee]

who did you call?

[jEXITs]

bardle doo

[FallOutBoyHobo]

LOL four protruding milk-givers

[jeffbp1]

Lol, this is too funny

[kdog5377]

ur very good at composing urself!! lol

haha nice work on this one and kudos for not cracking up! i dont think i could have held it that long =]

[KillerSweeTTooth]

OMg i cant stop watching theses thier so damn funny i dont watch any else

[vetius260]

LMAO, A PENCIL!

[YoungCuzzC4L]

lol man i cant get enough i think i've watched like 3/4 of ur vids man i just dont have the time to comment on all of them bu, whenever i can i do,, you are awesome man and hope to always see more and more of ur vids coming through Youtube 5/5....oh ya and my dog has little man nipp-nipp's too

[Grayzone]

Haha, my guy dog has man-nipples too. I laugh at him for it.

[Bewarethedare]

omg ur amazing

i spent like all of my day watching your videos. i love them =]

[edbassmaster]

BEWARE, thanks so much!! Ed

[Killswitch199]

hmm... i didnt think she was gonna ask if the dog had a *penis*..

[likeomgitsbrianne]

u look soo much like chris daughtry when your your regular self

[ScentOvDecay]

my cat really does have a pee pee and 4 nipples lol

What does that make him?

[OoCINoO]

IT LOOKS LIKE PENCIL LOL!!!

[xXIBSENXx]

LOL. MILK GIVERS

[MyAvengedRomance58]

lol! I love Marlin!!! So funny

[itsboyde]

fuck you

[shawteZa10]

no he's not gay iS funny

[candiiqueen17]

lol mabey i could throw the cat on top of the dog!