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  • Can u smell his carreer rotting ?

  • Can you smell 7 gram rock?

  • . .

  • Fuckin hell what a waste! Look what the drugs and alcohol have done to him! Sort it out charlie

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  • can you smell the FAIL!!!

  • Charlie Sheen Man dude the drugs are amking look and talk like a 80 years old man... very sad dude go get some sun and a couple of steaks in you.

  • Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?

  • not sure if charlie sheen or trolling.

  • LOL CHARLIE SHEEN WANA PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT WARLOCKS THAN I DO.

  • 0:26 HIS FACE LOL

  • can u smell hes high????

  • Did I say he was crazy? I meant high. He's high as hell....

  • Charlie sheen wants to be a damn action figure lmao. Dude is crazy...

  • i just figured it out !!! Charlie Sheen wishes to be like Hannibal Lector. thumbs if you think thats the only way his choice of words makes sense. he wants to sound and creep people out like Dr. Lector from Silence of the Lambs

  • This is gonna be the name of the game... EVERY SINGLE MALE IS EXECUTED AND PLACED IN CRYOSTASIS BY DECEMBER OR *NO ONE* IS LEFT ALIVE

  • So, here's how it goes down, Roman Catholic Church legally confiscates ALL communication means in the US of A since they're claimed to be representing them(why sue when you can just withdraw all resources AND THEN sue). And I, the "pooor innooooceeeeeent victiiiim(ooooooooh)" will handle pressing criminal charges, I'll do my best to get them executed. If only there was some sort of manifesto tying them to terrorist activity on US soil... Did that sound like I didn't have it already? 'Cause I do.

  • Y'know, the whole play shouda been over over three years ago if it wasn't for bureaucratic refusal to comply with protocol... Gotta remember to get a few FBI agents and consulate employees the death sentence... That should be a fun memory... Cocksucking loser assholes... SERIOUSLY! Which cool person EVER gets a job with the government, its just a buncha sourpuss losers who try to get back at us cool guys by sucking our(well, my) legal aid resources, if they can't settle by december... EXECUTION!

  • Now, if I can just find a way to get outta Mexico and claim AT LEAST those 10 million that are an easy breezy deal everything should be "ginger-peachy(ugh)"

    /watch?v=H6IeASZZf1c

  • NING

  • Woah, FOX is really piling it on... There should be no room for doubt it court, or as the CIA saying goes "One time is coincidence, twice is happenstance, THREE TIMES IS ENEMY ACTION" We'll let the Roman Catholic Church handle this one as they "apparently" have legal ownership over the apparent "PIP" in question. If they refuse to take over then they are on the hook for fraud... LMFAO, this is just TOO EASY! God must really hate losers... Which is why cool people like me... Or just me... Are WIN

  • Mr. Sheen, I trust you saw the latest episode of House on FOX. The one where the stabbed doc has sex with a nun... >:-| ... CHEERS! :-D To a properly executed operation! We now have all the evidence we need and with it being acquired under impossible conditions available to anyone requiring no actual effort, the humilliation should be pretty thorough enough to destroy their "imposing" credibility all over the world. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Charlie Sheen you fucking legend

  • Charlie(Mr. Sheen) a warlock(Oath-breaker) has very shaky prospects for obvious reasons... However, if you play your cards right, you can finance your future from the base of your unveilings... Then, who are the opposition of this "Deficit Growth Ring" you are after? Well, let's take a quick peek at the Intel's Crypt(Book Of The Dead[?]), so you have two facets to work. Your own tactical espionage and knowledge of your enemies opposition which I would presume are Chinese Organized Crime(Triads).

  • HOWS IT FEEL TO BE A JOKE? - CHARLIE, YOU SUCK!

  • Comp says there's a full moon out tonight... I don't see it. The temperature's 50 F and it does feel cold. Back inside... So, "Deficit Growth Ring,"

    Oh yeah, dibs on Janet Mason... Lemme "X" Simpson that up a bit

    Aight 'en(Okeyley Dokeyley) dibs on Janet Mason... I Love her

  • BRB(Be Right Back) st00p1d Oprah and her obsession with Lex Luthor(006[Hitman: Codename 47]) or Obama as peeple wuld kallim. If she was half the woman... Well, she's half man... heh... She's the type of idiot who takes kegels seriously... Gimme pillow fucking any day... Heh... Mold, sourpuss, cunt, there's something there... DORIS DAY IS N O T black, is she? Who's Doris Day? I'm gonna stop by wikipedia on my way to having a smoke... Ok, yeah, she's white, some singer or something

  • Gaaaah... Hungover... Headache... "Deficit Growth Ring" "Deficit Growth Ring" "Deficit Growth Ring" *Pouring over script* Let's see, alright, my take says they're on par with the "High Standing Female" protocol(That means they're rolling in the mud with the skin care product L - O - S - E - Rs[Self-Improvement, sheesh. Talk about meshugeneh]) with their Modus Operandi(MO[that means their technique]) consisting of EXTORTION... Man, I need a smoke... Gonna see is the gang I'm backing is still here

  • And I quote "my powers will consume you every losing day, ugly whore"

    All those drugs obviously gave him super powers.

  • lol the top comments are misspelled playground shit.

  • Nevermind, wasn't Neo, just my uncle... Anyway, the dudes you are looking for(The "Deficit Growth Ring" who incidentally happened to stage the recession *wINK*) are the Bohemian Grove, some social club. Here's Alex Jones' take on them and their ritual practices which happen to be reminiscent of "Burning Man" to which I would add the term "Kuroshitsuji(Black Butler)" as a point of reference based on the little drawing in their propaganda: /watch?v=FVtEvplXMLs

    Neo's here, happy hunting

  • *Looking at the rest of the intel's crypt on the "Deficit Growth Ring"* It would appear that the standard operating procedure for them consists of establishing an alibi whilst the deficit per se grows... Personally, I refer to that proceeding as the "Self-Governing State" principle, which basically contends that mutually inclusive agendas, independent or otherwise, will further the given purpose of said(agenda)... Oops, my dinner buddy's here, I'll present the rest later... Later! :-D

  • Ok then, the thing that concerns you is called "Deficit Growth Ring"

  • P.S. Ahm, I have a history BULLYING people... So you may just want to walk away with your "Team Edward" shirt or I may have to wash down your lunch money with your tight little asshole(s-i-c)

  • "With Lupin

    Insist on the original"

  • ...Soka

  • One last thing Sharley shaeign...

    ANIMALS ARE QUITE CIVILIZED IN MY EXPERIENCE WHICH IS

    SOMETHING COMMENDABLE IN OUR SOCIETY

    Ta-ta hun *wINK*

  • Charlie Sheen... Hey there milly milly milly, hey there milly milly milly, hey there milly milly milly, hey there milly milly milly, hey there milly milly milly, hey there milly milly milly, hey there milly milly milly... LMAO, OMFG, U call being a milly "winning?" LMFAO! dude, Danny Ocean(Let's say me, for the sake of rethoric) eats you for breakfast... Which reminds me, I'm going for a cigarette. On a rethorically unrelated note, how come you DON'T DO PORNOS if u leik the women? *wINK*-------!

  • As for shar-leigh shjein... *DEBUT MENAGE A TROIS* FRIEND'S MILF(FACE DOWN CARD) MARRIED GIRL NEXT DOOR(wuss) BLACK WIDOW(sic) Cumming this summer -UR STEP-MUM- What's the difference between Charlie Sheen and a Motherfucking-ass/hole... IDK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Sincerely yours NOIR of the ILLUMINATI
  • *CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY* aTTENTION! CHARLIE SHEEN IS AN A-N-T-I-S-E-M-I-T-E, FOR FURTHER ILLUMINATION ON THE SUBJECT CONSULT THE NAME "Israel Regardie" AND MAKE A PARALLEL TO "ANAEL 'The Joy Of God(The Angel of sex)'" COMPARING WITH "ALAN" FROM "TWO AND A HALF MEN."

    FOR THOSE ANTISEMITES IN THE AUDIENCE, HE(SHEEN) HAPPENS TO BE A WARLOCK AS WELL, WHICH MEANS O-A-T-H-B - R - E - A - K - E - R... FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO MAY BE INTERESTED IN STAGING HIS "SUICIDE..." Cheerio chums! :D

    Cont.............

  • Attaboy! that's my man! Charlie Sheen is the man. I hope he'll win his action against WB.

  • can u smell product placement?

  • I know you can't smell because of cocaine!

  • I can only drink Tiger Blood Diet.

  • CAN YOU SMELL YOUR TALKING OUT YOUR BACKSIDE

  • is this a nike commercial or what?

  • bahahah...starts off with "can you smell your soul?" .. hes like that unfunny friend that you feel so bad for that is so clueless that no one can tell him the truth about how hes embarassing himself

  • @Hpencer He is laughing all the way to the bank buddy...

  • You'd be hard up to find him to admit it, but Charlie Sheen is tired of embarrassing himself. There are two things that drive Sheen's behavior. His ego, and knowing he is a disappointment to his father

  • Restart season 9 with Charlie Sheen and lets forget anything new with K..

  • Deep words Warlock......Deep words

  • Go Charlie, get `em !!!

  • You Mad Bro?

  • i know he's a great actor but personally, i think these kind of things are for immature people!

  • @elviraluu no he's just being he's self. he's just tired of being criticize.

  • Charlie Sheen is the new Chuck Norris.

  • two an a half men i watch it only because of charlie, the other caractercs were always smaller than him!

  • He is really into deep...

  • At least he didnt say winning

  • I like Charlie Sheen, he will die soon anyways so why hate?

  • two & a half men without sheen is like bread without butter.i wont watch it again.

  • lmfao

  • just do it.

  • good man charlie!!! yeya!

  • Is it just me or did his nostrils enlarge? Just another orifice that cops needs to search when he gets arrested again. Drugs ruin a lot of celebrities, this is just a broken record that keeps on repeating.

  • there! i said it! its off my chest now!

  • ...also rhymes with "luck".

  • mad Charlie Sheen , mad Charles Manson ,mad Prince Charles of England ....name your child Charles and get him adopted....quick

  • Ofc he would...charlie sheen should be on 2½ men.

  • fuckin looney

    

  • Right.... Which drug this time?

  • @turboa the urge of speaking free, because of the success he actually had with his life, compared to his critics.

  • @AnimalRepellent LOL. He thinks hes a warlock due to sucess? And yes, hes had a great life, pity it will end like this if he doesnt change as he is a brilliant actor.

  • @turboa He is on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen

  • You ugly whore.

  • I'm very sad becouse Sheen is now a old man, and unfortunately he will soon die, and we wont no more see he in the two and a half man

  • And then he summoned his imp, got eternal embers and insta soul fired.

    It missed.

  • god said let there be light,chuck norris sais say please ,charlie sheen said fuck you both i own this world!

  • @ultimatedarkhood123 nope charlie says; Winning! duuh?

  • @9gamegeek9 lol yes agree

  • @ultimatedarkhood123 You know, my name is Gandhi Villa... There really is no need to address me as "Chuck Norris" "Charlie Sheen" or any of those sub-par zeitgeist memento monickers.

  • @GandhiVilla apologies , my lord . it shall not happen again.

  • I thought Charlie Sheen was dead???

  • Anyone who doubts Sheen's disgust with Lorre, i.e. typical Hollywood producers, should read Judy Garlands biography, along with the testimonies of many childhood actors. They are predators, Hell bent on sacrificing peace, joy and the pursuit of happiness (of another) for the almighty dollar.

  • so many questions..

  • XD

  • Haha he's reading that word for word. You can watch his eyes follow it.

  • Charlie Sheen the Warlock!!! yeah!!!!1

  • Lol that was actually quite poetic..

  • Just another commercial for Nike

  • Can you smell what the ROCK is cooking?

  • Better not say that to chuck norris.

  • @1smartidiot Hahaha

  • It doesn't take a degree to figure out.... Charlie Seen is fucking insane.

  • What the hell is he saying?

  • CHARLIE

    SHEEN

    IS

    GOD

  • @themavbax....u watch ashton...lmao

  • Why rich people bitch so much?

  • @ManitasArriba

    to gettin more rich.....

  • Can you smell the shit I did at your feet ?

  • Ashton is winning at Charlie's Job.

  • Bright!... genial... like most bipolars.

  • >>> PORNzin.com <<<

  • cool

  • charlie sheen says it how it is,he dont lie,and thats great

  • charlie sheen is trolling

  • charlie should write a book

  • @emilblom91 Can you smell me shitting on that book at the bookstore?

  • @emilblom91 i think he has enough money.

  • @emilblom91 a picture book?

  • This man is a genius!

  • Best actor in the world !!!

  • i swear charlie sheen improved the quality of my essays

  • I'm glad he's sane now. 

  • DRINK SOME TIGER BLOOD CAUSE I'M WINNING!

  • charlie was the soul of two and a half men. without him the show sucks, ashton kutcher is not the type of actor for this show..

  • I don't really care what he's done.. He made Two and a Half Men the way it is and it's gotten better ever since but you should never of took him out.. Ashton kutcher is a great Actor but Two and a Half Men is not his place.. Taking Charlie out is like taking Pooh Bear out from Winnie the Pooh so you know it's going to suck.. :\

  • Charlie Sheen your awesome man, Two and a half men creator does suck man, look at the show now, it sucks bad. they let you go which was a huge mistake, Ashton Kutcher sucks on the show, the show is so boring now. I only watched the show cause of you man. Stay cool man

  • lol you can toately see that hes reading

  • HE'S VERY GOOD VITH WORDS . YOU GOT TO GIVE HIM THAT .

  • Charlie, see what happened to Rourke back then, and stop fucking up your career. Youre a good actor, but you aint nothing if you have no roles.

  • Er sagte das aber NACH seinem rauswurf.

  • charlie makes me proud to be a human and makes me appreciate that dont live in th usa

  • 0:26 WTF?

  • I lost respect for him as a professional..

  • 1:12

    

  • the journalist has a voice of some kind sassy gay bear grylls

  • he says troll, warlock... dunno, is charlie playing World of Warcraft? :/

  • now this is why charlie sheen is awesome.....hes more than awesome!!!!!!!!

  • He should write a book, some dark poetry, something, Charlie has a lot of anger building up, he's a drinker and a consumer all in one. I would buy his writings. He could be the next Jesus Son, Fear and Loathing, who knows?

  • What...in thee blue HELL?!?!?!

  • Bring Charlee Back To 2and a half Men. Astin chucker is a fucking girl. Cant act for shyte.

  • chuck got parred

  • Johnny Galecki?

  • can you smel it???

  • *Great man  *Great words

  • Charlie Sheen, For The Win!

  • I love how he ends with "ugly whore"

  • @r0nf0 lol

  • he's a fucking junkie, he looks like he's been shooting smack straight into his eyeballs for far too long

  • love that Ginsberg touch to his rant

  • Strangest Nike add ever.

  • @Serygalacaffeine hahaha

  • Now I must search for 101PlatinumRecords' comment -.-

  • two and a half men sucks without Charlie!

  • hes definately lookin passed middle age

  • The show in not the same without Charlie shreen bring him back!!!!

  • who could answer me in Spanish that says charlie sheen???

    i am colombia my lengueje is spanish

  • Wow People Are Stupid. They Are Defending A Junkie Wifebeater. Charlie Sheen Sucks

  • @tony26531 He will work again mate, don't be silly, he is a Superstar, and he is actually winning... the show sucks without him...Sheen's a clever man YOU GO CHARLIE

  • Can anyone explain me why Charlie is suing CBS?

  • look at his face i realy think he schould test him self for Mental retardation this guy is to ful of his self he Actually think he is some kind of super human i mean he is just a selfish rich guy that doesnt care about his kids or anyone on his family he is a pathetic anoying littel kid in my eys and if you have a little bit respect for his family you would agree whit me

  • @rensbuuron this guy doesnt care for shit ppl think about him, he talks what he believes. you wimps may call him crazy or retarded, but thats you acting like the media wants you to

    im not rlly a fan of him, but i can tell hes not crazy, crazy are the ppl who actually think any of this shit is for real. Charlie Sheen is the greatest tv troll of recent history, cheers

  • hey if charlie was voted president maby coke would be legalized

    lol

  • what a nut.

  • Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? LMAO!!!

  • if i were chuck, i would kill myself after seeing this.

    

  • How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?

    -Enough to kill two and a half men

  • @flisen1000 Way to steal a joke.

  • @flisen1000 lol thats funny because its true

  • @flisen1000 nice ;) , taken straight out of the show Roast eh?

  • @flisen1000 many*

  • @harobmx123 nope its much

  • @flisen1000 How much originality did you have to loosse ??

    -Enough to copy/paste this old and not funny comment.