Added: 3 years ago
From: Carnage251
Views: 180,516
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:

All Comments (655)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • this made me cum

  • lol

  • i think i've gotten sexier calls from telemarketers.

  • Nothing special......Pat says this to all the gals!

  • MAKE...YOU... FUCKING CRAZY! XD Jesus this soo funny

  • Ok, he is not definitely drunk, or even sounds high. Lets be honest, this guy has a sex addiction.

  • Im a guy and this is turning me on???

  • make u fuckin crazy

  • Every time he says fucking hot, take a shot.

  • HAHA...LOL.THIS SHIT STILL GETS ROLLIN'! BEST PART "I DONT KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH ME" WANNA JUZ MAKE U CRAZY...MAKE..YOU...CRAZY! omg lol.

  • Good Evening, I'm Pat O'Brien! Tonight, it's my cock inside you.

  • i wanna suck your tits!

  • Pat O'Brien is actually a pretty cool guy. Hes funny as shit obviously. And loves ass play...hes so into her!!! Please just say YES!

  • "yes!!!!" i've talked dirty to girls before, but that is filthy! i don't think she looked at him and said "yes."

  • Hallmark should hire this mother-fucker to do those cheesy romance greeting cards with audio-it will be Like,SO HAWT .LOL

  • How many voice mails did this fool leave this woman(if Betsy is even a woman...or human??)

  • i want to watch you eat betsy. ugh, betsy is possibly the least sexy name there is.

  • Here's a stupid MF making a quarter of a mill/per year, get's on a phone & leaves a freak ass message on someone's recorder who could care less about the simple MF, then gets fired from a 1/4 million dollar job in a f***ed up economy we're in now. Has this MF bothered to borrow a pistol and go out back & shoot himself yet? Might as well, stupido!

  • Doesn't seem so bad to me. He just wants to have a good time

  • watch this with the "transcribe audio" captions on and its even funnier. at 2:07 "im still hoping to get into trouble" !!

  • lets go to the movies sometime--see ya---call me..

  • What chick wants a 70 year old man talking to her like this?gross

  • Oh my gosh, like the Gamestop Wii Bunny.

  • Im a guy and this is turning me on???? Is that wierd;-)

  • @peartfaldo Nah, but its funny to listen to as well.LOL

  • at around 3:00 mins he reads it off like a grocery list....ha

  • I remember hearing this on "The Howard Stern Show." Wow! O'Brien was drunk as hell when he left those dirty voicemails.

  • Dude. This is the creepiest shit I've heard from O'Brien! For the longest he's been saying "You're so fucking hot!" like a billion times. Fyi ... I think a pop song was blasting in the background. LOL

  • "I can have any of these fuckin' hookers too...let's just fuckin' have sex and fun and drugs, fuck, n eat, go crazy" hahaha

  • holy shit has this guy ever gotten past the akward college sex stage?

  • I'm Pat O'Brien, and our top story tonight is my cock...INSIDE you!

  • yukkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • lol he said he wants to talk dirty to her lol...mission accomplished

  • so who's the chick he's fantasizing about?

  • Thumbs up if you have been sitting around jerking off all day to this video. Pat Obrien is a sex symbol and the only thing more attractive than him is Chad Kroeger from Nickelback

  • Its bullshit he got fired from the insider. The bitch wanted it.

  • guys i think she's fucking hot..

  • I like the rap music in the background !

  • he sent this to a female co worker at the insider, which one is anynomus. Then he was fired three years later/ after for sending and explict email to to lara spencer.

  • Fuckin hilarious .....

  • Who knew!!!!!?

  • creepy

  • I want to know who Betsy is.

  • What's with the "Ur so fuckin' hot" "Hey, it's me" geez

  • LOL and I thought he was gay.

  • @CyborgNinja7 why in hell vivid didn't offer this guy a Job?

  • This should be played everyday on THE LOOSE CANNONS

  • LOOSE CANNONS!

  • Comment removed

  • i wanna eat u

  • "but you have to be into Betsy, too"....LOL

  • Who did he call???

  • who is the girl he's leaving these voicemails to?

  • @Unavoidable2569 Apparently it was multiple women, and one of them was Shaun Robinson, which is just weird...

  • @CyborgNinja7 yeahh

  • this isnt cannibal corpse's guitarist

  • You have to be into Betsy too!!!!!!!!

  • This is soooooooooooooooooooo turning me on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whew;-P

  • "I want to fucking make you crazy" LOL!!

  • I know why he's cool with a lot of atheletes now. he's a freak just like them.

  • hahahahahHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! aaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHhahHAhhHAHHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAH!!!!!!!

  • Bwahahahaha...what  a washed up, arrogant, drunk douchebag!

  • Winning!

  • "I want to lick your ass...." Oh my! Mr. O' Brien, you dirty little horn-dog!!

  • Best audio!

  • i always thought that he was a fuckin douche bag till i heard this shit

  • @ifimlyinimbryan Then it was confirmed correct? ;-)

  • @ifimlyinimbryan He's still a Fuckin' Douchebagg !

  • Haha "..and I want to lick your ass" - I just lost it there.

  • Lol what if he left this message to his uncle by accident!!

  • Hey uh...I don't really do this but uh I want to beat off on your face and I want you to eat out Betsy. Just look at me and say yes.

  • Man one thing about this chick, she must be "fucking hot" lol.

  • @ShaneKarma376 LMAO

  • He wants to get 'insider'.

  • do u think pat is so fuckin in to her??

  • Hell ya that's soooooooooooooooooo dam funny!!! Who's the girl he's talking to I wana join in to hahahahaha

  • He "unfriended" me on Facebook because I made fun of him misspelling "Spartacus" -

     He wrote "I am Sparticus" - dick. LOL

  • He wants to fuck her, and then fuck her. Who the fuck clicked dislike 14 times? Pat O's agent?

  • He's sending so many mixed signals, does he like this girl or what?

  • LOL

  • him and Vick The Brick are gay lovers.

  • He uses a phony Top 40 DJ voice. We call them "Pukers" in the business. He's a complete jive turkey, superficial, turd licking pig. He's also not particularly bright. I can't believe they let him stay on-the-air. He is otherwise a very egotistical, insecure person. He's nothing really special or unusual. There are a lot of very uncool people in entertainment.

  • Wait, she's so hot that he needs to hire a hooker?

    Hiring a hooker has nothing to do with this person he's calling.

  • Oh my god, leave this woman alone! lmfao

  • He sounds like he has sexual terrets.

  • just look at me and say yes

  • There is more to it than his excuse of alcoholism. This guy is a perv. Even hard core crackheads don't do creepy shit like this.

  • This is probably THE best thing Pat ever did for his sex life!

    Now that everyone knows what he's into - can you imagine how many (spontaneous) proposals this guy gets from chicks that are into threesomes and just want to get their brains fucked out and their pussy eaten by some crazy ass motherfucker?!

  • hows he gunna fuck her if he wants his girlfriend to eat her. and i love how he keeps saying fuckin.

  • okay, no wonder the "girl" never answered the calls. HAHA.

  • Pat O'Brien left this message on Gabourey Sidibe (Precious) voicemail LOL

  • @lilze96 lol wtf the fat girl from that movie?! lol wtf... Who was this guy? i've never even seen him b4, I know he's some host of some tv show probably or some talking head personality nonsense...

  • @lilze96 he sounds like ned flanders gone bad.

  • @lilze96 That would be hot actually,LIOL

  • Pat O'Brien is a genius!

  • wow pat o'brien i didn't know you had it INSIDE you if you know what i mean

  • this is so fucking great

  • just look at me and say yes

  • "I don't do this for a living, this is new to me..." Bwahahahhahahahaha

  • this is new to me

  • This is seriously some of the funniest shit ever especially given who this ass clown is just in general and what it says about our culture, our country and our time in history as human beings.

  • i believe he was sending these messages to justin beiber 0_0 poor guy doesn't even realize that beibers a guy XD

  • he sounds so bored 

  • I'm confused? Does he think she is hot?

  • lol he just says the same bullshit over and over again, pat isnt very creative when it comes to dirty messages is he.

  • lol jesus chris this guy sounds like a creepy pedophile

  • Pat was just being honest..he really fucking wanted this chick

  • you can here him whacking off at 4:36 eww!!

  • @wose1 haha i know!!

  • im sooo fucking into you

  • He was a hell of a player on the Cincinnati Big Cats

  • O_o

  • you think she's "fuckin hot?" LOLOL He is such a loser.

  • I love how they all start with "Hey, it's me..."

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah­ahahah this is GOLD!

  • i got hard.

  • i just wanna..rub my mustache on your face...and turn you on....

  • omg this is so annoying lol

    his voice is just not made for dirty talk

    who the hell was this to?

  • VH1 made this fricken funny

  • People are faggots >.<

  • PAT O'BRIEN'S MY HERO.

  • "The kids can watch" lol'd

  • I can't even listen to this fully because it's like a train wreck. So funny yet it's embarrassing to hear. Anyway, this is possible that the messages to Shaun Robinson and if so why is he talking to a black woman. That just makes it weirder, I mean she ain't fucking hot just pretty. Some BW are hot like Halle Berry, Beyonce, Kelly Rowland and so forth.

  • @Konformation07 She's probably the one who leaked it to the press,got tired of his pervert ass lol

  • Best shit ever..

  • This is the best shit ever lmao

  • oh pat i wanna do it to ohhhh do it!

  • That's why I never call anyone when I've been downing Crown Royal and breathing coke.

  • I remember when dis shit first hit da internet. Everytime I hear dis, I'm laughin instantly!

  • Hahaha Loooose Canon baby!!!

  • friends don't let friends drink alcohol and leave racy voice mails! (lol)

  • I never heard. Did these messages he left actually work?

  • what a dick!! Didn't he really think he would leave a MESSAGe and get away w/ it!! A taped MESSAGE. Y R the rich such assholes and they get away w/ MURDER!!

  • lets get some coke!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • pat o brien , what the fuck, how did he learn those words

  • let's get some coke.. and just get crazy

  • pat has game!!!

  • can he say anything else besides "youre so fuckin hot"???

  • why would u give alchohol a bad name pat was just super horny i guess dont blame alcohol

  • Who says romance is dead? if you agree look at me and say yes.

  • Let´s go cwazeeee!!!

  • oh (laughing) shit.!

  • gotta give it pat, he plays for keeps...

  • who are these to lmao please tell me?

  • hahaha!!! so funny! i saw this on vh1!!

  • Note the time stamp

  • What woman can say "No" to a sweet-talker like this?

  • WOW...........................­.....

  • i wish this guy would talk to me like that....

  • lol it would suck if he actually had the wrong number

  • someone should make this a drinking game...every time he says "your are so fucking hot"..XD

  • @pinkcooky

    you're

  • @pinkcooky They would die of alcohol poisoning haha.

  • He needs to be a Love Guru! LOL

  • im sure this chick wants nothing to do with betsy... she is a dog... and there are million hotter hookers once u got cash instead of this little bitch u ruined ur life with. haha what a dueche, he has the money but no funny or honey... unreal i get more ass than u buddy and i dont beg like a dog in heat. sorry bastard.

  • jajaja crazy old man... im getting fucking hot just lisening to this old coot,,, i can hear hip hop bang it ,,, jajajajaja

  • i had no idea pat o' brien was a freak!!!! LOL

    this is hysterically funny to me!!!!

  • I wonder who he was talking about

  • What? Pat O'Brien's not a man, he's a talk show host!

  • Damn, This chick must have a really high self-esteem now after being called fucking hot about 6342874 times! The funniest part is when he says "hire a hooker, get crazy, get some coke".

  • 4:40 creepy

  • Now, what woman in her right mind can turn down that offer. Go Pat, you filthy mouthed motherfucker.

  • He sure does have a way with words. Stay classy, Pat!

  • hahahahahahah lmao dis nigga is nasty!! Lol

  • He wins. The Hoff and Alec Baldwin can't even compete. Seth McFarlane owes him some cash for the Herbert the Pervert likeness. LMBAO

  • hahahaha! i'm gonna download this and put it on my mp3 player.

  • I'm so fuckin into you

  • this is the greatest audio ever. seriously.

    

  • if i had his address i cut his cock off and shove it down his throat!

  • @madsexy69r You just want his dick in your hands

  • WHAT A SMOOTH GUY LOVE IT