Green Monster: Shit Stain Boy in Boot Camp

[Jaydakaskittle]

Does not surprise me.

[LastXdeth]

Lol, "threaten to shoot one of them"

[DonTerhune1200cc]

Recruit threatened to shoot the DI? Man, if anyone did that in platoon 2008 3rd btn in Jan 1982, my 1st Di definitly would've beat him to death (or near death). I guess some things really have changed in the USMC over the years. Actually I started to see some of these changes in '84. Semper Fi

[Robbob9933]

@DonTerhune1200cc General Grey Made some really good changes and some not so good. The vaunted Crucible is no where near what Elliots Beach or the San Diago version up in Camp Pendleton were. The 52 hours of minimal sleep and two MREs are not the same as five days of minimal sleep and 3 C Ration boxs were they confiscated the goodie pack. I hear they can not call that big hill in Camp Pendleton "Mount Motherfucker" anymore, sad times if true.

[DonTerhune1200cc]

@Robbob9933 : 2 & 3 meals ain't bad. In early '82 (during ICT training on PI) we were taught 1 meal per day minimum. I forget the sleep minimum but am sure it was seriously low. Basic was 11 weeks long. I recall our 2nd DI kneed a recruit in the groin & literally lifted him right off the ground. (I'm amazed he wasn't hauled out on a stretcher). As the recruit was bent over in pain, the Di was striking him, yelling "stand at attention"!! This was just 1 of many harsh disciplinary wake up calls

[Robbob9933]

@DonTerhune1200cc Three meals in five days was not much. I only recall crawling in to the ole pup tent twice.  We got thrashed upon arrival because reservists the previous weekend had left trash all over the place. They stayed we paid.

[DonTerhune1200cc]

@Robbob9933 : ok, ... I misunderstood, "3 meals in 5 days". In regards to the reservists mess; I know all about "shit detail" brother. Did 2 west pacs as radio op attached to combat engineer platoon. Engineer plt was attached to the company. The company shit details were bestowed upon engineer plt, & I (1 single Marine) was attached to Engineers. If engineers was the company's butt, I was surely the engineer's butt hole, ....but hey, approx 30 ys later, still alive here w/ all limbs. Semper Fi.

[criss1956]

I had a roommate like that when I lived in the barracks while stationed in Germany. I was laying on my bunk when he came in from work and took his clothes of. I started to smell shit - not a fart - ripe shit. I glanced up and saw him toss his funky ass drawers that had thick, caked on pad of shit, into his locker. Then I saw shit smeared up the side of his ass as he was putting on his cleanest dirty pair of pants. I hated living in the barracks!!!

[yesiamawizardjonny]

Why the fuck was he doing that, man? Do you know?

[greenmonsterfilm]

@yesiamawizardjonny Nope. I saw the guy once. There was definitely something wrong with him.

[yesiamawizardjonny]

@greenmonsterfilm But why was he doing that? Did he just want to go home?

[SSJpickle]

Fucking disgusting

[MissBreBerry]

that's mad fucked.

[wannaflywindy]

what the FUUUUUUUUCKKKK

[ukrainiaNManiak]

ok either this documentary is complete garbage, this guy is telling a joke/lie, or the kid had really bad hygiene ethics and did not know how to clean himself hence why he joined the military to get away from that garbage family. I dont know, but i am beginning to think the military is full of whiners. When you sign that dotted line, you sign your soul away. You have to put up with what ever gets dished out to you, allk i hear is baby talk.

[greenmonsterfilm]

@ukrainiaNManiak Shut up, Buzz Killington.

[Robbob9933]

@ukrainiaNManiak I agree, this guy is as full of shit as that tee shirt he talks about. There is absolutely no way any of what he is describing can take place. I mean, absolutely ZERO chance. What I find interesting after watching quite of few videos from "Greenmonsterfilms", is that the Marines you are using would be classified as shitbirds in my day. The way they talk and carry themselves is classic shitbird.

[DonTerhune1200cc]

@Robbob9933 : How can this take place? ... Better yet, .... How can this get so far w/o immediate action being taken? It's not like the guy was alone w/ his own footlocker to toss a shit collection into on a regular basis. (lmao). This story makes about as much sense as someone saying they grew mangos in Alaska. Semper Fi !

[Aarondephysic]

Sounds like he did all that "SHIT," just to get out of boot.LMFAO.

[walkertexasranger33]

lol this kid doenst wipe his ass or have any hygiene complex.. and threatens people with their lives for it.. what a freak.. how did HE EVEN MANAGE TO GET THROUGH THE APPLICATION PROCESS. come on usa

[rastafarianbehr]

@walkertexasranger33 dont blame the entire states for that come on now, that's on the recruiter he probably just skated through his paper work and the MEPS staff probably didnt do their job that day either

[AaronfromWM]

True story, the kid in the rack next to mine, was denied a head call, so he took a shit in his footlocker, it was a mess, not just a solid shit, it was a "Spray and Pray" shit.

[ZAC2994]

@AaronfromWM LOL!! wtf...

[CaliYoungGun1991]

are you kidding wtf wow sounds like the shy kid that too afraid to use the restroom at night.

[Agent1W]

I couldn't shit when I was in basic(Air Force). It's like a strange phenomenon of constipation. I tried asking some of the senior trainees and they told me that it was stress-related.

I dunno man, I don't think any of us trainees could ever shit. We pissed a lot but couldn't shit. If I recall, it wasn't until weeks in tech school until I could finally shit. Any of you Marines encounter the same thing?

[Kukojin]

Sound like he did all that just to get out...

[Sneezlebob]

When he says "he threatened to shoot one of em" who is he talking about

[CopenSomeGrizzly]

@Sneezlebob A DI, or drill instructor

[yesiamawizardjonny]

@Sneezlebob The Recruit threatened to shoot on of his Drill Instructors on the rifle range.

[0587dave]

slate (*) com/id/2232548/

[smally5525]

lol we had a kid with giant shit stains then one night during hygiene inspection he put his skivvie drawers on backwards to where the shit skid marks were all on his dick, oh man did he catch some shit that night lol...and all the nights after. lol

[PepsiPope]

That sucks that there's fuckin weird ass motherfuckers in boot camp like that and yet I cant go in..just a bunch of bullshit

[0587dave]

why cant you go in?

[PepsiPope]

@0587dave depression

[0587dave]

@PepsiPope the trick is, dont show signs of depression, unless you went to a doctor for it and got medication or had to see a therapist the military would never know because they dont look at your records unless you sign off on them

[dm325]

@0587dave good job dude, let's give depressed people a gun and teach them how to kill.

[0587dave]

@dm325 the thing is, you cant ever believe anyone when they lie about the reason they "cant" go in the military. most have never tried but just lie about it because either they are to afraid to do it or they just have no desire but choose to not be honest with people. i have rarely seen a person turned away from military service for anything. the military just about always gives a waiver.

[0587dave]

the biggest thing that people have been turned down for inthe past 10 years has been then being overweight and cant meet the bodyfat/bodyweight standards of the service they want. but its easier to blame the military for not letting you in instead of telling the real reasons why you didnt enlist

[dm325]

@0587dave you literally have no idea what you're talking about. do you know how hard it is to get waivers right now particularly? the military is way past their quota in terms of enlistments and they're not handing out waivers for anything...any injuries or surgeries will most likely get you turned away for a long time right now. any depression? non waiverable. the list of disqualifying problems is online for you to browse should you desire. and it's lengthy.

[0587dave]

@dm325 bullshit waivers are super easy to get, the air force is another story they rarely give waivers. but your crazy to think the whole military is way past their enlistment standards.. so you think the army offering up to $40,000 enlistment bonus is desperate then your stupid. they offer more money because they want more people.

[0587dave]

stop fuckin googling shit and talk to a recruiter if you want the real story. and half the people in the military have injuries prior to enlistment and they dont get a waiver because the military doesnt know about it. dont talk about what you dont know about. up to 40,000 enlistment and they dont need people... please man...get a clue

[dm325]

@0587dave stop acting like you're NOT googling shit. i enlisted in the Marines in November. 4 of my friends who needed waivers for prior surgeries were rejected since then. i didn't need one either, and when i got in i still had a 7 month wait til i could go to boot. you should try actually joining the military instead of advising depressed people on how to bypass recruiters. oh, and you're not going to get a waiver for depression.  retard.

[0587dave]

wtf are you even trying to say? obviously you didnt read anything i said. if you go to a recruiter and he says have you had any of medical problems and you says yes he says tell them no and when you fill out the recruiter papers in the damn recruiters office that he sends to meps you check mark no and initial no beside every one of them excluding the fuckin one about your period because you would be a male.

[0587dave]

when you sign the enlistment forms like that it means that you didnt sign off on your medical records and the military doesnt have access to your private medical documents. they are two separate fields and anything you dont sign off on they cant read.

[0587dave]

now if your friends said something like yes i had a twisted ankle or had the flu so bad i went to the hospital, then that opens up your private medical records to the military and they can then see everything about you. also, your friends might have just come right out and said i have had this and signed that on the MEPS papers with their recruiters. if the surgeries were going to affect performance then A (either they didnt meet enlistment standards) or B ( they only qualified for certain MOS).

[0587dave]

like i said in the previous post. if you do not sign off on your medical records the military does not have access to them. go fuckin talk to a recruiter right now if you dont believe anything i am saying instead of arguing with me about it. and fuck you i have actually joined the army and was discharged in 06 for a broken ankle i got at airborne.

[0587dave]

atleast if your going to post something you want to try to make a point with talk to someone who has been through it or atleast a fuckin recruiter man. just because you type Marines with a cap M doesnt mean shit to me. i can give you about 50 emails of people currently in the Marine Corps and Army NG right now and you can fuckin ask them.

[0587dave]

, we are in a fucking war and need soldiers, they are literally giving 40,000 for top MOS in the military right now if you meet asvab and physical standards. how is that a military that is not in need of people? yes lets give them $40,000 when we dont need them. before you repost to me atleast be able to comprehend the conversation. the last time you didnt even read anything i said and posted some stupid shit. everybody and there fuckin mom is a Marine on youtube. fuck off

[yesiamawizardjonny]

@0587dave The Marine Corps is not filled with Soldiers. It's filled with Marines.

[dm325]

@0587dave jesus christ post another ten bitchfits about me. you enlisted in the army and was discharged in 0 fucking 6 retard, they needed a ton more soldiers and marines than they did now. everyone's scrambling to join the military now due to the economic downfall. as such recruiting standards have tightened, and people with clean records and no waivers are the only people being let in without a fuss. and you don't check mark no if you have depression, you just don't join the military.

[3RDW0RLD]

"Further investigations!"

[sammyjs1983]

Had a fuck in my unit like that haha his name was dorman We callled hum dirty D. Fuck got treated by NCOs

[Shinji91]

"When he throws his underwear on the deck theres somethin wrong"

Had me dying.

[InnerDemons268]

fuckin amen to that

[JoeSomebody2]

Jesus! And I thought we were past having such nasty habits? I can understand the sergeant's pressure, since that's really unacceptable. Shame the fellow had to take it all in such a way. :(

[stankorange]

eeeww hahaha shit cake, yummmmmmmmmmm

[HeyFuckYouFaggot]

I can't stop laughing right now... Fucking hilarious man.

[JSauer89]

well damn, hope duty stained jimmy is alright, he probly had chronic diarihia.

[juanmisimo]

LOL

[Longtrangdukich]

Friend of mine told a DI to fuck off--went through "body hardening" ;)

[BIGMOORE72]

mofo should wipe his nasty ass my question is noboday smelled that shit he would have got a GI fucking shower in my day

[urbanshaggy]

thats fucking nasty

[awsomechyeah]

hahahaha wha da fahk. waste. :|

[Renegade23456]

LOL i had a guy at basic like that :P

[EmoHunting666]

wow...

[TheKrimsonKore]

epic story

[TheTayz]

Lol omg wtf is this shit? That's hilarious haha laughin' hard right now.

[hockeynut464]

lmfgdao

[babystab]

sounds like he had IBS and should sue the marine corps for discrimination.

[greenmonsterfilm]

Are you serious? I don't think that having a disorder that makes you combat ineffective should make it so you can sue the Marine Corps. If someone is a paraplegic can they sue because the houses they are sent to clear in Baghdad don't have wheelchair access? (They could, however, always join an Am-track unit. There's a ramp in the back.)

[Joshw124]

@greenmonsterfilm i have IBS, i dont shit my underwear lol. i mean thats fuckin disgusting, but i dont see wut the big deal is about have a nice steamy shitstain in ur undies, lol its not like he wipped ass on the dress blues lol

[GeneralHobog]

@Joshw124 If you think there's nothing wrong with having shitstains all through your gear, you're a moron. Good way to get sick too.

[Joshw124]

@GeneralHobog lol dude its a joke, u kno wut they say about those that cant take a joke :O

[babystab]

@greenmonsterfilm Your "paraplegic" example is poor because one with such a physical ailment would never have even been considered for duty in the first place. Obviously the Marine Corps can be sued by this gentleman due to the simple fact that they accepted him to training. Had they done their due diligence then this issue would have never occurred. Therefore, the Corps is culpable. He could sue for a number of issues and I encourage him to do so.

[USAFFuturePilot]

@babystab Sueing the marines would be absolutely stupid. "Hey, sargent, did you now we are being sued." "No, Sir" "Push ups. Its your fault for not persuading him to wipe his ass or come clean(no pun intended) about it!!!" "What!?!" "The idea of sueing the USMC, or any service, is upsurd, espically with a medical condidtion. You are not supposed to hide medical conditions. If he didn't know it would happen, and a physical showed no results, he might has well sue the freaking air and sue fate.

[GeneralHobog]

@babystab Withholding any medical information such as that is actually a punishable offense (even to the degree of prison confinement).

[greenmonsterfilm]

@babystab Well, try this on for size: You cannot sue the military as a member of the armed services, you can only petition for compensation and pension.

[GOUSN1776]

@greenmonsterfilm WTF

[jjohnsoc]

Only if he developed it down there. And only if it were a damn medical disability that could affect his life. Which it would not be diagnosed as such. And seeing as how one of the kids I was discharged with developed damn rotator cuff tendonosis (whatever that is) that practically paralyzed his arm, and HE didn't get medical disability, I doubt they're gonna give that kid squat.

Sounded like he got a bad conduct/failure to adapt discharge unrelated to his poop anyway.

[MrRick1254]

@babystab there aint no such thing as suing the marine corps for discrimination. You sign the paper, you give the green light to be done upon you whatever is wanted. A lot of peeps in bootcamp have hygiene problems.

[Bicasso]

@babystab

[dm325]

@babystab haha IBS is actually a disqualifying condition for the marine corps and if he had it it should have been revealed at MEPS - if anything, the corps could get him for fraudulent enlistment...

[GeneralHobog]

@babystab faggot

[jess1up]

@babystab IBS my ass the guy is obviously just nasty not bringing anything along for hygiene

[Xr0nn0cX]

"Like, like he took a shit, and flossed his ass with his fucking underwear..." HAHAAHAH. OMG LOL!!

[anakin005]

the dirty mudda fucka..wow

[BrowncoatDan]

LMFAO that's some funny shit

[sh4dyp]

Sounds like the guy had probs.. maybe he had a shit fetish? lol.. get some interesting characters at boot.. good thing DIs weed out most of those wierd ass mofos

[meatgrinder13th]

makes me think of some guy at basic that had the same "problem". drill instructor had the bright idea of dumping 4 liters of laundry detergent on his gear... all of it. motherfucker smelled like shitty Gain after that. FUCKING GLORIOUS.

[jrmyscttwds]

'further investigation'.... lmao

[AchillestheLion]

Ha ha some crazy fuckers in boot camp.

[futuredevildog12]

ROFL!!!

[Ishbu101]

I always wet the toilet paper, jump in the tub afterwards and clean out my ass AND I don't usually wear underwear...so believe me my ass is clean as a whistle.

[scubaduba23]

threaten to shoot your DI, that sounds like a shitty idea. lmfao! great vid, going to boot soon as hell. IM SCARED AND I WANT MY MOMMY!

[airmanjoek]

Flossed his ass! lol. This guy has a way with words.

[anijunior]

well I think next time you should just lick his ass and eat his shity shit you fuck.

fuck you and your little gay fuck fuck.

BITCH ASS CUNT .

[greenmonsterfilm]

what?

[Rogabeetah2007]

Maybe anijunior is the recruit you were talking about. Hahaha

[bobdole92]

@greenmonsterfilm sounds like he flossed his ass to many times

[metalbeast99]

Do you floss your ass with your underwear after you shit too?

[kicknbazz1615]

lol its like "i wonder what that smell was" hahaha

[reivajnoa]

pure classic man

[IsabellakSmith]

this is by far my favorite greenmonster film video.....awesome....i laugh soo freakin hard every time i watch this :P

[lam681]

That is fucked up.

[unocervesa]

Recruit Ruben shit himself before a heygein inspection one night, he does his 360 and there it was. It looked like someone loaded a shotgun with beef stew and aimed it at his skivs. The Corpsman said, "what the fuck you sick?" SDI just about killed him on the spot. Across im getting a cramp in my face trying not laugh. I guess ecause they counted us down from the showers to get back on the line, he put on his shitty skivs on instead of clean ones. My most memorable moment of boot camp.

[George21T]

. i guess that saying goes talking shit you get shit haha.

[arb07d]

wow...that fucker shit his pants.... lol

[d5gdf56gdfg]

theres always one

[yankeesangel03]

ROTFL!

[NewOrder915]

mother fucker.. boot camp sucks dick..

i had 3 trousers (pants) torn when i practiced shooting at boot camp. that was because of the small size i was given! in front of the whole division torn pants from my penis to my ass! 30 cm tear..mothr fuck those boot camp bitches!

[killerbees177]

WTF thats was funny

[urankdamighty]

hahaaaa thats fucked up hahaaa

[67mustangreg]

wtf...

[L0CP0JAG]

Funny :L

[OddityX]

omg :|