(Part 6 of 9) Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones Review

[zmcfarlane1]

5:02

LOL it's Frozon

[JJtoob]

Hey, I'm hispanic, and I don't look like that! ... but my uncle does.. XD No seriously, I am hispanic.

[croc560]

@JJtoob So am I and none of my hispanic relatives looks like that. Nor do they sound like that! I'm half Cuban and half Honduran. Yes, I am a good swimmer XD

[croc560]

I kinda liked Jackson in the movies, but I agree that Freeman would've been a better choice

[Samail666]

You heard the train; help Plinket out.

[cartmanfan4life1]

I absolutely adore the "we're in the money" running gag

[pretorious700]

Star Wars is an epic example of empty soulless film making primarily made to make a handful of assholes very rich,

[melodicmedia]

Holy shit that was funny when he said that guy was a Hispanic!!!

[MickTheCharlton]

when he mentioned the hispanic and the jew i lost it....

[croc560]

@MickTheCharlton Hey,I'm hispanic and i do NOT look like that! XD

[electronicstash]

typical hater

[pretorious700]

@electronicstash typical non thinking trite comment

[electronicstash]

@pretorious700 trite? plz tell me what that means XD

[arsenalrulez1000]

Plinkett sure likes putting hip hop beats in his videos

[undertaker3134]

I'm surprised he didn't give a reference that Jackson personally asked Lucas to give his character purple as his own personal lightsaber colour. Pretentious ass.

[JustB3NJI]

The Urban market stole my TV too.

[XvxBERSERKxvX]

2:45 Can you spot the only white couple in there ??

[XvxBERSERKxvX]

I always thought Lando's buddy was Hispanic looking, He looks exactly like my Uncle.

[bul13ts]

Why do people complain about Jackson not using the force? The force is a mystical energy that surrounds them and binds them together, the dark side comes from abusing that godlike power thus giving one a sense of superiority and they seek to elevate themselves above all others. The dark side is when a jedi succumbs to human nature and so the force is a burden not a weapon. Did you hear that? THE FORCE IS NOT A WEAPON YOU STUPID SON OF A BANTHA!!!

[SteinertBaseball]

@bul13ts Really? Did you just explain the "force"? What a fucking geek! LOL!

[Tremuto]

@SteinertBaseball Says the man/woman watching a Satirical Starwars review.

[thematrix9852]

And also, samuel jackson barely ever used the force. Do you know how badass he couldve been? But no. I hope this doesnt go down in jacksons history.

[Idreamfootball]

who seen the donate at 7:33

[Uberjetsu]

Makes you think ... Samuel Jackson would made a badass Sith lord :)

[RadarKat73080]

Uh 9 billion different Padma action figures maybe?

Mace kills Jango and then nothing really comes of it! Boba Fett isn't in the last movie! I'd think he'd want revenge, like the Sith. What did the Sith want revenge for anyway?

[TheMontanaDave]

@RadarKat73080 Boba Fett gets killed in the last Movie. 1000 years in the belly of the sand anus.

[RadarKat73080]

@TheMontanaDave You know what I mean. In Revenge of the Sith. I sat thru the whole movie waiting for him to show up to blast SLJ and he didn't! I feel robbed!

[TheMontanaDave]

@RadarKat73080 Only problem there was that was Jengo, I would have been damn funny if the little kid (Boba) after picking up his dads decapitated head, turned and shot Samuel L Shaft in the back.

[RadarKat73080]

@TheMontanaDave Boba picks up the helmet and Jengo's head falls out!

[TheMontanaDave]

@RadarKat73080 Would have been funny to see a shot of the streets of Courasant (spelled wrong?) when Samuel L MoFucker land on his dead ass in the 3rd episode. I never got to see him die, maybe he landed on a speeder like Anikin did in the 2nd one. Now that would have been good.

[2109917162]

That music playing while Darth Maul is fighting/dancing is perfect. That is one perfect gay reference. Except I think that the very first homosexual in star wars wasn't Darth Maul. C3PO anyone? I mean he does kinda hang out a lot with R2D2 if you know what I mean.

[TehBird]

"Now the urban market once stole my tv" LOL

[Zulmoka]

Morgan Freeman should have been a Jedi. He could have talked Palpatine into surrender.

[twooffour]

@Zulmoka

He couldn't talk Cary Elwes into surrender ;)

[Zulmoka]

@twooffour Haha :D

[TheMadnessFlow]

this is his best video, EASILY

[poet279]

"The Urban Market once stole my TV" LOL!

[thefatman69dude]

i agree with everything he said about sam jackson, mace windu could of been a badass mother fucker, he was in the movies because of who he was.

[Ytubeisonline]

@shirosakiX the incredibles

[ShirosakiX]

What was the animated movie with Samuel L Jackson in it

[WarPhalange]

This is by far your greatest work. Holy shit I haven't laughed so hard in years.

[Dukeobelding]

0:40 -0:43 Oh god...Imagine a reality where The Phantom Menace became the highest grossing movie of all time.

[MAnthony8586]

Worf? 6:20

[Snagprophet]

I laughed for a minute when he said chinese and middle easterns.

[Misawa619]

So what if they made Sam Jackson an Sith, would that be better or worse?

[BerserkaDerka]

is that a gangstarr beat? Full Clip?

[jbfcsa1998]

What's the song at 2:30 ?

[SpinDizzyMR]

@jbfcsa1998

Beyonce, Naughty Girl.

[jbfcsa1998]

@SpinDizzyMR thanks!

[terraLiquidus]

The first Jew in star wars made me laugh...hard

[nixty84]

At 2:30 why in the world does Darth Maul send the explosive thingy flying across the room into the wall behind him? Why wouldn't he throw it at the Jedi who he's trying to KILL. I'm amazed he didn't catch that lol

[relaxedwaffle]

@nixty84 he actually throws it at the door controls. it opens the door and allows him to keep backing up

[Bongomonkeys]

@nixty84 I asked myself that same question for many years, and after watching that horrible movie multiple times, I finally cared enough to notice that he was throwing it at the door's control panel to open the door behind him with "style."

[codenameGIZM0]

2:30 i could not stop laughing

[nameguy101]

7:33 subliminal messaging

[Dannydee32]

Thumbs up if ur here from jeremy jahns :)

[Dannydee32]

Aw, no hilarious perv minute :(

[TestMonkey254]

Wait wait, padme's costumes were aimed at me? It didn't bother me too much when i was 6 and phantom menace came out because really it was the one iconic red dress that i will admit was my Halloween costume plus the decoy in them wasn't the focus of the film but when this came out i was 8 or nine and in the theatre all i could think was "what is she wearing, and her hair looks silly

[relaxedwaffle]

i dont know which is better, the jew joke, or the first homosexual one

[IVmeda4]

Im black and I love star wars... Ne way that Jew joke was hilarious

[zzAx3zz]

lol @ 7:33

[kcunit333]

The first jew ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh XD

my best bud is a jew nd i found that funny:)

[CaptainTooner]

Morgan Freeman as a Jedi????

That would've been so epic....(sheds a manly tear)

[tmMcHugh]

4:50

mace windu screams to order the clone pilo to land on the assembly area when he can hear republic gunship noise. although we can see anger in his face when battleing plaptine/sidious but dosen't take it seriously, and he is one of most serious minded jedi masters of the order.

[tmMcHugh]

0:04

in episode 2, anakin mentions that obi wan is powerful as mace windu. and it shows mace windu uses his badasss quote like this party's over and deflecting heavy blasters.

[contradiction617]

woot this guys knows his hop hop. staring beat is Gang Starr work. fantastic song

[CrashJakFan1994]

5:03 I rolled off the floor, laughing

[Cashback13]

The clips of SLJ had me in stitches never has someone been so terrifying and so funny at the same time. "I've HAD IT with these MUFAFUCKING SITHS in this MUFAFUCKING GALAXY!"

[Sombomombo]

Incredibles scene in this vid: PRICELESS

[CSick27]

didnt i already watch this part?

[killrd12]

Hispanic copilot lolol

[919v9ht99vgy9rt9g4yy]

Holy shit! frozo's real identity is samuel l.jackson!?

[iAMsoBEAST1]

5:01 hahahahhhahahahah

[DarthOptimus207]

"WE even saw our first Jew"

I literaly fell on the floor

[ordaboy]

@DarthOptimus207 yeah that was genius

[SuperVideo50]

Now I come to think of it, it would be pretty cool to cast morgan freeman in a Star Wars film.

[kasrkinmullet]

I have this gut feeling that Lucas is going to replace all the stormtroopers in the original movies with cgi models like the clones in the prequels. I just know it :'((((((

[GreatScottPilgrimage]

"....He had milked the original trilogy as much as he could by '97...."

If only.

[DragonLordG]

Cool story bro, but it needs more Morgan Freeman.

[timothyjification]

Morgan Freeman and Forest Whitaker I can totally see pulling off Mace Windu. 

[BloodDragonPrime]

At least Mace Windu kicks ass in the clone wars cartoon. Not the new one, but the miniseries that debuted on cartoon network between the releases of attack of the clones and revenge of the sith.

[nickstout513]

I want this video on my MediaPad S7-301w unit.

[MarioCurtis]

Pause @ 7:33 for WTF is that there for? Wow!

[fonkymaster]

Gang Starr in the background?

Fuck yeah.

[ladawg81]

the urban market had a brother who stole your vcr as well...

[ladawg81]

hahaha so many stereotypes

[mesaverde96]

7:32 donate lol

[hessrockman]

I an sick of these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane!

[08Cheeseits]

Terrance Howard would've made a good Mace Windu.

[TheAle89515]

Plinkett is absolutely right about Lucas having "Titanic Envy"; just look at Anakin. Instead of making Anakin be a true hero or a true badass, Lucas tries to turn him into Leo DiCaprio's character. Barf.

[CyberPunkViking]

The story with him and the hooker is more compelling then the prequels.

[HarrisonRocks]

2:30

On repeat... all day.

[Rasberrysundae101]

george lucas has GOT to see this.

[BTTFMovie]

"And we broke new ground by having the first homosexual in Star Wars".

What about 3PO?

[skip8619]

@BTTFMovie From the Star Wars "Gansta Rap" circa 2005: C3PO: Oh my goodness gracious me, I'm a gay man's golden fantasy. Programmed for homo-extacy 10 million forms of gay positioning. For my golden shower you must pay a fee, but R2-D2 gives it up for free. R2-D2 watch yor language! Always having sex with robotic strangers.

[manfandan]

@BTTFMovie The second I read thi comment, Plinkket said that O_O

[Altelier]

@BTTFMovie I dunno, bro. I don't think 3PO could pull off those moves

[sec0ndevolution]

@BTTFMovie I made this point agessss ago but it never got top-rated. ;)

[twooffour]

@BTTFMovie

He mentioned that elsewhere ;)

[artesque]

Sam Jackson is/was badass. Maybe I'm just genetically predisposed, but I imagined Ezekiel 25:17 everytime he spoke. Sydney Portier or Morgan Freeman would be total bamf consulars, but I don't think they would/could wield a purple lightsaber as well. He is Mace Windu.

[scarywitch13]

This is my favorite part :D

[Mynameis708]

Redlettermedia is such a genius.

[Thrilled333]

I never understood it. Can some explain to me how jarjar's character is racist?

[UdallIn72]

@Thrilled333

His behavior (easily frightened, gullible, physically clumsy) and manner of speaking are reminiscent of the way black people were portrayed in many films before the 1960s.

I don't think it was entirely intentional.

[Unevaluated]

@Thrilled333

He represents a racist view of black people, particularly jamaicans. (His ears look like dreadlocks, he walks like a racist cartoon, and he is stupid and clumsy) Also his voice is a vicious copy of the 'nigger' stereotype "meesa going home" etc

[artesque]

@Unevaluated Muy muy...

[BTTFMovie]

@Unevaluated Also, the fact that he basically became Qui-Gon's slave after saving his life. Or as Jar Jar put it, Qui-Gon's "humble servant".

[Unevaluated]

@BTTFMovie

precisely

[Ninjalover8]

if anyone should have played Windu, who should have been a calm, reserved, preferably older gentleman, someone like Morgan Freeman would have been best. I mean he's played god in more than a few movies, so I think he's perfectly qualified to play a Jedi master

[tyeb29]

Before watching these videos, i actualy thought the prequels were pretty good, But i have a completely new perspective. Can you do the Matrix sequels next?

[wowmage666]

2:26 - 2:34 "And we broke new ground by having the first homosexual in starwars."

I've watched that maybe a thousand times.

[hate4everything]

love that youve got gangstar playing in the background!

[ilovealexjones1]

why does this guy talk so funny??

the whole race part i DIED LAUGHING ESPECIALLY with your accurate identification of the jew...

[marriedachocletbunny]

lmao, "sydney point-ti-chur"...btw for the younger gen, its Sydney Poitier (Point-ti-air)

[theseamusexperience]

3:16 one of the most racist jokes ever, But fucking hilarious

[dhudgin09]

Lol at 5:02!

[MrHEC381991]

"Were never gonna beat Titanic; nobody can."

..chris nolan did?

[Jumzu]

@MrHEC381991 no he didnt???

[MrHEC381991]

...Ooooh

[chrisx665]

i hate racist people like you

[June28July]

@chrisx665

What racist people?

[Araclain]

@chrisx665 He's acting. Do you really think Plinkett is a 90 year old rapist murderer? Or even a real person.

[williams411]

"In ROTJ we also got to see the first Jew in Star Wars" ROFL

[BIGT2642]

The first homosexual"

Good God man I'm still laughing!

[Galentw]

there was also an italian guy in A New Hope, he got his arm cut off by Ben Kenobi

[MrHEC381991]

..did anyone else find it weird when just before the asain pilot in Jedi dies there's a little bat logo on the bottom of his helmet o_O

[object2502]

The urban market once stole my t.v... I laughed and laughed.

[aCOLLABORATIONfilm]

MORGAN FREEDMAN all the way for Mace Windu. Think about that shit: He's a fantastic actor, and we all know he can be physical from "Million Dollar Baby", and he's not been in a movie that's sucked...except "Conan The Barbarian" (the remake).

[degree7]

Should of had Denzel Washington play Mace Windu.

[Kristionmeds]

Morgan freeman would have been perfect

[onexero1]

George Lucas died in 1983. The Lucas you see today is an imposter. Fuck you George Lucas. I can't believe I spent money on action figures and games that i ended up throwing away because they made me feel like a gullible sucker who was excited about new star wars movies and instead got this manipulative bullshit. Eat a dick. This is your legacy. I am a Star Wars purist and there is no prequels. FUCK YOU!

[Friecelbu]

@onexero1

Wow, cry more why don't you?

[3jdpa]

don chidle would've been perfect for the role of mace windu

[Samuel24842]

When I saw Lucas talk about how they're never gonna beat Titanic, my 1st thought was "well, there is his motivation" then my 2nd thought was "wait a second that is actually evil. He saw someone was making a new great movie, and up until that point he'd been sitting with his feet up knowing he was king of films and now he saw someone could steal that title, so what does he do? He goes for a completely CGI trilogy of movies to make SHIT LOADS OF CASH!!!!". Worst motivation to make new SW films

[JosiahSCooper]

@Samuel24842

Profit is fucking necessary as means to increase standards of living, how the fuck is it "evil" to be motivated to make cash to want to live better?

Quite obviously, too, George was not solely motivated by profit, as he made the films the way he wanted- which isn't quite so popular.. as you may have noticed.

So I suggest you take that argument and shove it back up your ass.

I do not dispute, however, that the prequels were shit and did not beat Titanic in terms of profit.

[whatindahell6969]

@JosiahSCooper you sir are a fucking 'tard

[Ultimaniacx4]

@JosiahSCooper I'm pretty sure George Lucas was already living as well as he could before the prequels were made.

[spartanman117able]

1:04 sums up the prequels and George Lucas perfectly

[chevypillow247]

Samuel L Jackson's voice is so cool that he actually made lines from the STAR WARS PREQUELS sound good!

[warner735]

Mace Windu is a Bad Motherfucker

[Wingzero5555]

anyone know the jackson movies in 4:04, 4:30, 4:31,4:33,4:34, 4:35, 4:36, 4:49,5:01

[Galentw]

@Wingzero5555 4:36 is the remake of Shaft

[Grizzam721]

@Wingzero5555: 4:30, 4:33 & 4:49 are scenes from THE NEGOTIATOR, 4:34 is from a movie called LAKEVIEW TERRACE and 5:01 is from RULES OF ENGAGEMENT. i THINK the one at 4:31 and 4:35 may be FORMULA 51. The others I have no clue; especially the one at 4:04.

[Mattastic97]

5:01 LOL!

[in2universe]

jew is not a race lol

[xSolraccarloSx]

Darth Maul with the music just made me lose it, that was perfect!

[TBlenx1995]

FACT: All Black People come from Bespin.

[daknifez]

"first homosexual" LMAO

[tripdefect87]

Hey, I'm white as all hell and even I liked New Jack City

[TomBoss123]

"People getting jacked in this movie!"

[ohnoitswindy]

Black people don't like Star Wars? I don't suppose jar Jar Binks talking in southern slave language has anything to do with that now does it?

[ohnoitswindy]

Darth maul dancing to that music is priceless

[argebarse]

urban market stole my tv

[Wingzero5555]

yeah so can anyone tell me each movie that was shown for every samuael L. jackson clip

[Shirishama1]

blacks dont like Star Wars XD

[TheeMysteryHour]

[hyper nerd]

Sure, some do I guess...

[41gagavision]

hahahaha i thought about that too samuel jackson in the star wars movie HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[samrulz7]

Can't get over how funny all of this shit is, give this man an oscar

[intsoccersuperstar1]

The oh-so-memorable character of Mace Windu...

People gettin' jacked in this movie!

[tonystark106422]

The background music is awesome.

"Full Clip" by Gangstarr & "Keep Their Heads Ringin'" by Dr. Dre.

Good taste, sir. 

[TehUberfemme]

This one was the best yet, I think...Not only hilarious, but damn astute and insightful... (as in, as a chick who makes clothing and jewelry for a living, the ONLY THING I LIKED IN THIS FILM were the damn extraordinary costumes...but even then....I had to listen to that whiny brad whine and whine and whine and whine...

[Samuel24842]

5:01 made me laugh so much LOL

[kickodude]

"Black people don't like Star Wars" LOL naw they only like Tyler Perry