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  • I want this video on my C980 phone.

  • and now santorum wants to be president

    i guess people didn't support him as much as he thought otherwise

  • I AM LOLing as I write this...

  • Your video is popular on Uganda

  • Lewis Black's delivery was, as always, pure comedic gold.

  • FUCK SANTORUM IN THE ASS!!!

  • @ramjetross DRY ANAL RAPE. NO SANTORUM FOR SANTORUM.

  • @darharrison  with sand for lube.....lolololol

  • Nostalgia Critic is better

  • This is why our country is full of fail. The liberals took over. First they legalized cheeseburgers. Then they legalized working on the sabbath. And now they want to give equal rights to the Catholics and the Queers.

    The Holy Bible is quite clear on these matters. These people are to be PUT TO DEATH.

    If you are sub-human bound for hell and don't believe me read Exodus 31:15.

    Only real Christians deserve human rights. Everyone else, the only "right" you have is to BURN IN HELL.

  • @WhoreOfBabylon02212 Go jump off a cliff with this BS. Stop trying to throatfuck your religious crap on us. People like YOU are what's wrong with this fucking planet. Jesus Hussein Christ (face it, we haven't seen his birth certificate, who knows what the H stands for), I hope 2012 does happen and this planet is wiped out...

  • @MisterSin87 Don't feed the trolls, dude.

  • @MisterSin87 I see successful troll is successful.

  • @MisterSin87 I don't wanna be wiped out quite yet, but on the other stuff...amen.

  • @WhoreOfBabylon02212

    I'm quite sure the Holy Bible is also very clear on tolerence, love for your fellow man and how everyone stands equal to God's eyes. It's not your purpose or any other but God's to punish those who do wrong, and only God is capable of passing correct judgement, and certainly not those as blinded by hate as you, unless you consider yourself to be superiour to God himself.

  • @WhoreOfBabylon02212 You know who else was put to death?

    Jesus, brah... Jesus...

  • @WhoreOfBabylon02212 this dude has to be trolling. he compared christians to catholics and any chirstian i know thinks catholics are going to hell. then again this comment is so retarded he may actually be a christian

  • @whereid0lsst00d All Catholics are Christians.

  • @majorblood87 There is a cross-section of protestant / evangelical Christian denominations who don't consider Catholics to be Christians because of their adherence to the pope's leadership of the church. It's essentially modern day anti-Papist bigotry. Go figure.

  • @whereid0lsst00d It's pretty obvious they are trolling. I think the line about "cheeseburgers" should have been a clue. Though there is a sentiment among many Protestants / Evangelicals that Catholics are not true Christians because of their church's fealty to the Pope.

  • @WhoreOfBabylon02212 lol nice job trolling. It's amazing anyone took you seriously.

  • @WhoreOfBabylon02212 I'm a real Christian. You are not. Therefore....................

  • @triarii11 LMAO i love how you're like, "I'm a real Christian." were you born a bigot, or is it just environmental? fuuuuuck you.

  • @VincePickle2010 Y'know, yur right. Taint my place to say whether a nutball is a real Christian or not, especially in comparison to my narrow b'hind. Just strikes me his comments are made in some dank basement w/ crucifixes hanging all over amongst the Twinkie wrappers. But I would maintain a "real" Christian doesn't get to decide who is and isn't. Too many Inquisitors burned and hacked too many thoughtful believers. If a believer, then only God gets to judge that. That was what I meant.

  • @WhoreOfBabylon02212 Oh my...how wonderful...finally someone who can ignore all other Biblical interpretations and give me the --real- interpretation...and on top of that decide who is and is not a --real-- Christian. Whew. I was worried there for a while. I'll just put aside all those other preachers, interpreters, mystics...they just waste their time. --You--have the truth. Please enlighten us and kill all those who think they are Chistians mistakenly. Jesus would be proud of your words.

  • @WhoreOfBabylon02212 I think you're a cheeseburger.

  • Don't you people know that gay marriage killed the dinosaurs!?!?! (This is sarcasm by the way, because there'll be some moron out there who just won't 'get it')

  • im gay, i dont wanna get married, if i was straight I wouldn't really wanna get married either, because to me its like this: if you love someone and are prepared to spend the rest of your life with them on your own free will, why need a "contract" that says that? then again I should specify that im 2 points away from being completely asexual, I just happen to find my own sex attractive.

  • @InfiniteRhombus The contract is not to validate your love. The contract is to make you legally family. There are something around 1000 rights that come automatically with that contract. One thing that means a lot to me is being classified as "next of kin." That way if my husband winds up in the hospital and is not conscious. I won't have to fight with his religious nut case parents just to visit him. They deny that I exist so the hospital would treat me like a stranger

  • I believe that if two people of the same gender want to be together, then let them. In this country that we live in, there are much more pressing matters that need to be attended to: economy, education, pollution, the government. Those are SO much more important than homosexuality that it's sad that we as a nation are putting more into keeping the gays from being married than fixing what's already wrong with our country.

  • The Christian God frowns upon homosexuality, because the people who invented him/it did. Let them have a civil union with the exact same rights as a married couple.

  • @AsifIcarebear3 Separate is not equal. It may work in theory, but has never worked in practice.

  • matching pumps very tasteful!

  • banditos

  • Bisexuality was normal in ancient Greek society, rich women were locked up in their homes men preferred to be with other men than women. Every western nation is based on some ancient Greek ideals, values etc; but homosexuality isn't.Even some animals are gay.

  • @90morena Homosexuality exists in virtually every single animal species we've seen.

    One "could" make the argument that homosexuality exists in all animals (we just haven't observed it in all animals yet) but only ONE animal is homophobic and that's man.

  • @RustyHeartsWiki I never knew that, thank you for enlightening me. I only knew there were certain animals that were "officially" known to be gay. Exactly, there are worse things man has done and that are a part of their culture but homosexuality that doesn't harm anyone (if using protection of course, like any other sexually active person) is the number 1 problem that needs to be addressed, it's absurd.

  • I like how the audience applauds Lewis Black for showing self-restraint, as if it were a new thing for him, hahahah,

  • 34 dislikes? They musta had their families destroyed by queers!!

  • You'd think our hard earned taxes would be used by politicians to simply fix things and the they could tell us when good shit was going to happen. Just like they always tell us in their campaign speeches. But instead they leave it up to great COMEDIANS to explain to us all why we are so fucked up. After we pay them to tell us, we all laugh.

  • This is hysterical.. cracks me up again and again. He is a genius!

  • watch?v=F1wVB8gBkD8

  • "and matching pumps, very tasteful!"

    i completely lost it!!! LOOOOL

  • "He stopped the queers!"

    "I love you too"

  • funny "ranter"

  • ive got too much crap going on in my own life to give a flying rats ass if two adult men want to get married. forgive me for being self centered but how does that effect my life? will it cause more pollution? will it affect my chances for a better job or education? will it mean my rent will go up? will i have to put mustard on my burgers instead of ketchup? will the price of toilet paper l go up? why should i care?

  • @jinxiejae It destroys the sanctity of marriage hurr hurrr i'm a returd neocon.

  • @akkadianantttt right,and kim kardashian and other celebutards getting divorced after a week doesn't? I'm not sure if your comment was meant to be sarcastic attack on my comment or on the views of those freaked out over something that- lets face it, has absolutely nothing to do with them. but my point is, I'm not gay and if i was married it has no reflection on my marriage.

  • @akkadianantttt to continue...it has no bearing on my life what so ever. Id rather focus on more sweeping issues like health care, employment, housing,you know the stuff that affects everybody.

  • @jinxiejae "sarcastic attack on [..] those freaked out over something that" Yup. I agree with you 100%. There are more pressing issues at hand than gay marriage. The very fact that gay marriage is even an issue on a national level when education, the prison population, the wars, the infrastructure, etc etc are not is absolutely infuriating.

    Even now, that fuck face Santorum is gaining traction in the GOP; he actually has a shot at the presidency... This nation is so full of fucking retards...

  • 34 ppl don't know what  sarcasm is.

  • yeah, if we eliminate gays, we'll have solar energy, cause then the sun could shine even where it never could. makes sense.

  • This guy reminds me somehow of Richard Bandler

  • Its simple, no one, society or government should dictate the sexual orientation of marriage. It will happen.

  • @noname7453 : Yeah. Go to Japan or Mexico and say that. Go ahead. ;])

  • I personally don't care....I say live n let live...if homosexuals wanna go off and get married and adopt a bunch of kids go ahead..I'm all for it...there are much more important matters that need attending to...it's ironic how homosexuals are probably some of the nicest people i know..and religious people who are taught to treat others how you wanna be treated n love thy neighbor n all that bs...are some of the most inconsiderate close minded assholes i have ever seen in my life

  • @82adiaz Amen. I don't understand how people can be so closeminded in this day and age.

  • @82adiaz yeah, but u have to remember: its not christianity thats the problem, its the people. if more christians actually practiced what they preached, things would be different,

  • @82adiaz

    Irony is how gays are painted as being promiscuous, but when they ask to have a legally protected monogamous relationship--a.k.a. marriage--they are told "no."

  • @Xeno426 Exactly. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

  • @Xeno426 I have been treated as if a damaged human because I have an open mind. I have heard members of my on family say "Well pray for him". I need noone pray for me?

  • @82adiaz There is the difference between trying and being.

  • @82adiaz - watch 'the kinsey institute'......homos are some of the biggest vindciktive horrible evil arsehole lickers ive ever seen....this is why nambla has to be destroyed.

  • @82adiaz and they deserve to lose half there shit too

  • @82adiaz You, sir/madam, have just earned yourself a cookie.

  • @82adiaz Fuckin THANK YOU!

  • Food for thought...I don't think that people have a problem with homosexuality...one of the most popular genres in the porn industry is girl on girl and bisexuals....so in that sense it seems that what the problem that everyone has is male on male homosexuality...if you're daring enough ask around....how many people enjoy watching girl on girl?? how many women don't really care?? how many people enjoy or don't mind bisexual porn?? so is homosexuality the problem?? or is it just male on male??

  • Why are so many anti-gay freaks so OBSESSED WITH GAY SEX?… they can't seem to think or talk about anything else.

  • @CanTake8 : They're latent homosexuals who want to participate, but are fearful of the consequences if anyone finds out. I say let God deal with it in His own time. Meanwhile, I'm busy with more productive and healthy things.

  • Why on earth do ppl argue about homosexuality? In ancient times like in Greece for example homosexuality was big and ppl didn't care. I think that ppl who oppose homosexuality are gay themselves and are just hiding their true feelings. That's what I think. What's embedded in their minds is that... "Another American family is destroyed!"

  • @nightmarerecipe I didn't realize that humans are actually cyborgs made of nuts and bolts.

  • @nightmarerecipe Great, but what goes on in my toolbox is none of your business.

  • @jdfohs I agree, but it's still nuts and bolts.

  • That was pretty funny.

  • @rsmanx08 you are an actual fucking idiot if you believe that.

  • @tbirdpunk 'the homosexual community shouldn't be so closed minded about those who disagree with their life-style'?

    what are you talking about? maybe gay people should embrace the backwards idea that they're immoral and subhuman and don't deserve the same rights as everyone else? the opponents gay rights wants people to be tolerant of their intolerance. it's not going to happen and time is on OUR side.

    frankly it's pathetic that we're still having this debate in 2011. inequality is unamerican.

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  • Too bad there's not a "Love" button. :-D lol

  • 1:14-1:18

  • Anyone that gets worked up over people on YouTube is a total cunt.

  • @MoshOnYrCNT7 YOUR COMMENT MAKES ME SO ANGRY

  • "Hi, I'm with the Gay Jehovah's Witness. Please bend over." LOL.

  • AND ANOTHER AMERICAN FAMILY IS DESTROYED!!! HAHA, LEWIS I BY FAR MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN, IF YOU HAVENT SEEN HIS STAND UP LIVE YOU MUST

  • by the way why gay people care about lady gaga ? i think they haven't notice that she making a shit load of money for there asses yea keep supporting lady gaga lol

  • homosexually is overrated its funny how these trolls come on youtube defending the queers when they are problly not. lol lewis black for president

  • SHUT THE FUCK UP! Oh My GOD! GET A FUCKING LIFE AND START ARGUING ON A FUCKING VIDEO IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT THIS MAN HAS TO SAY HIT THE FUCKING DISLIKE BUTTON AND WATCH ANOTHER FUCKING VIDEO. I COULD HONESTLY NOT GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOUR THOUGHTS ON HOMOSEXUALITY START A FUCKING BLOG ON YOUR CHANNEL AND STOP FUCKING ARGUEING. JESUS CHRIST

  • It doesn't? I suppose this 'fact', preceded by a landmark precedent, has a reference? Kindly state it. Because I can state Lawrence v Texas where it is protected as constitutional right.

    If it's a 'choice', then it's a creed. If not, then it's a basis of racial discrimination.

    Again, you lay vague and non-specific terms by which hetero couples are 'better', as your specifics don't stand. Your defense does not hold to scrutiny. Your objections do not stand.

  • @devilman666 no i did NOT chose to be straight because that is NORMAL. you have to make a conscious DECISION to be gay. i know a kid that went gay. he dated girls all the way up till he turned 17 and then DECIDED to be gay.

  • @rsmanx08 did you ever think he dated girls so he wouldn't get labeled and bullied?

  • @rsmanx08 And because you obviously know EVERYTHING this kid thinks and feels, your 100% right and the fact that maybe he was confused or trying to cover up his orientation makes NO SENSE AT ALL. Honestly...

  • Por que Diabos a merda do título está em português e o vídeo em inglês?

    Jes00s seu idiota! qual o seu problema?

    are u slow? Why the hell the title is in portuguese? u dumbass!

  • What did he say at 2:04? I couldn't understand.

  • @MrChrisman25 The sunites and the shiites would lay down their arms, "he stopped the queers: I love you too".

    Sunites and shiites are too islamic groups that have been fighting each other from centuries.

  • @carmaj156 Thanks for clearing that up for me.

  • brilliant vid. homosexuality is NOT a choice and it should not matter who you love

  • @emzybbz12345 ? how is it not? it doesnt matter who you love. im not anti-gay. but it IS 150 MILLION % a choice. anyone who tells you different is a damn liar.

  • @rsmanx08 did you choose to be straight fucktard?

  • ladygaga is gay and a man

  • Here's something funny - JEWS and QUEERS are allies. Just a fact for you.

  • who the fuck disliked this!!????

  • Awesome, he bitches at bush about stopping gays from marrying

    but he doesnt realize that perverts promote their insanity rather than use that time and money in something more productive

    like taking a shit

  • @whothehellgivesadamn Okay, on the far left of your keyboard, between the "Tab" and "Shift" keys, there's one that says "Caps Lock". You can press that, and YOU WILL STOP WRITING LIKE A STUPID CUNT.

  • @FuriousRoellinghoff you fuckin made my day lol

  • @FuriousRoellinghoff I read your comment in the voice of Lewis Black

  • Anyone who is truely secure about their heterosexuality isn't threatened by gay people. Just look at all the anti-gay activists who got caught in gay sex scandals.

  • @HandyMan101 Oh please, people are constantly saying they're threatened by homosexuality. Did you not watch this video. And if wasting semen is so bad why aren't they also rallying against masterbation and birth control?

  • @HandyMan101 tits or gtfo!

  • @HandyMan101 So people should only ever have sex if it ends in conception then, right? Otherwise it's an unholy waste.... of something that is produced by the trillions every day. god forbid we waste it, right? 

    are you sincerely stating that your problem with homosexuality is the logistics? thats a good one.

  • @HandyMan101 wait I don't understand, explain this "vagina" concept

  • @GagaLuvr15 Anyone that is threatened by gay people or the idea of gay people must be the whiniest, most pussified person imaginable. To all homophobes out there, stop treating gay people like shit and start treating them like people. It's simple, and as an added bonus you don't look like an asshole.

  • and matching pumps, so stylish.

  • @Dfrogman What else is there to talk about, really? When politics are involved in sex, food and religion, there is hardly a subject that won't touch politics in the end.

  • @Dfrogman No better subject than politics for comedic value.

  • @Dfrogman He's mocking politics. If you had any awareness to what's going on the world, then this might be funny to you.

  • When reading these conversations I thought to myself and wondered even for those who believe that God creates us all, why can someone be born with both male and female genitals but no one can be born naturally attracted to the same sex? And for one who is born both male and female what gender is it "correct" for them to love? I love someone for who they are not what they are and I personally think that that is the meaning of God.

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  • "and matching pumps- very tasteful".

  • I find it funny that republicans are always trying to ban things that dont even affect their lives. (Gay Marriage, Abortion, etc)

  • fuck lady gaga music stars come up with stupid ass names before but gaga? thats fucking stupid its not even a damn word!

  • @xRAIZORx73 Not that I'm defending her idiotic choice in a name, but "gaga" is actually a word.

  • @Smartass8504 Yea it is how about that, -_- I never realy google it cuz her face comes up =p. yea tho thats retarted, why not just like one word or name. I mean shit, Rhianna, how hard is that? or like Justin Timerlake, or JB but gaga? yea its bad lol.

  • FUCKING EACHOTHER IN THE ASS!!! And I feel participation in the ongoing debate would be an insult to my intelligence, so go fuck yourself, you're unreachable.

  • Apparently stopping gay marriage is the most important issue we face, give me a break! If you're that worried about what people do in their bedrooms, it's time to find a hobby!!

  • friggin awesome

  • I looooove Lewis Black!! Now matter how much I watch him, I still laugh!!

  • @Ladygaga2017 Interesting. There's no capitalization at the beginning of the sentence and no comma between oranges and Einstein. I'm impressed that you picked the right use of "you're" and that you spelled Einstein correctly. It's also interesting that you picked fruit for an analogy and that you picked Lady Ga Ga as your name. Are you familiar with the definition of the word "latent?"

  • So, lets all disrespect the rights, opinions and the like because the Bible calls them Abominations. These are people too, with feelings just like you, Human Beings, given a soul by the Holy Spirit, right?

  • @Ladygaga2017

    Hold up.

    God has never stated that homosexuality is an abomination...

    homosexuality occurs in nature as well....you mislead people because you fear what you do not understand.

  • @AEJunkie98 Look up ABOMINATION in your Bible's concordance (since you're obviously unfam w/it, its at the back).Pls dont bother to respond unless you can tell me you've read through the Bible in it's entirety at least once

  • @Ladygaga2017 Look, it's as simple as this, IF he exists, God has not granted you, nor anyone else short of Jesus himself the authority to impose your/his will upon the free will of others. what you can do is testify, witness and tell the Gospel, but you can't make anybody do anything. I don't agree with the homosexual life, but I'm still a liberal because it's THEIR free will, granted by GOD himself to choose what they like. He can deal with it in his due time IF need be. It's not our call.

  • You can also think gravity isn't real but that's irrelevant; what's gonna happen when you drop your pencil? Duh

  • Homosexuality is a threat to the American family. Huh. All this time I thought it was divorce.

  • @renrenpink Divorce isn't trying to push their agenda on America

  • @Ladygaga2017 - in the 1970s "no fault" divorce was introduced, and the institution skyrocketed. Don't tell there wasn't an agenda there.

  • @renrenpink you're mixing apples with oranges Einstein

  • @Ladygaga2017 - It has nothing to do with any sort of agenda, genius. If society at large didn't have such a closed mind about homosexuality, gays wouldn't feel the need to fight for their rights, their way of life wouldn't be under such scrutiny and assholes like you wouldn't accuse them of "push(ing) their agenda on America".

  • @josephmooneyiii Maybe the homosexual community shouldn't be so closed minded about those who disagree with their life-style. It's a two way street, and you fail to see that because you are a product of the P.C. post-modern generation. It isn't about being closed minded, it is about the problem of Morality, a philosophical-theological-soci­etal matter which you seem to be ill equipped to deal with. Your weak argument is fluff and pop-psycho babble.

  • @tbirdpunk Please don't patronize me. You have no idea which generation I'm a product of. I've been around since the early '70s and have had plenty of time to formulate my own views on homosexuality. There's nothing "pop-psycho babble" about them. And I don't need a lesson in morality from someone like you. You know nothing about me and yet you classified me and trivialized my views in a matter of a few sentences. You should be more careful. You might piss off the wrong person.

  • @josephmooneyiii ok. i agree with your views but seriously? argueing with a random person and threatening them with "you might piss of the wrong person"? if your from the early 70s, prove it. act your age.

  • @kprocker9 I must apologize to to @tbirdpunk. Now that I look at my post I see how it could be misconstrued. I didn't mean I'm the wrong person to piss off. In no way did I mean to threaten. I meant to say that making proclamations about someone's generational affiliation without prior knowledge on the subject might make someone (not me) angry enough to seek retribution. I hope this clarifies the matter. I sincerely thank you for bringing this to my attention, @kprocker.

  • Holy. Don't overexert yourselves, people.

    Most likely, Ladygaga2017 is an MTV fan who lives with her parents and will graduate high school in seven years. You're probably debating with an eleven year-old.

  • @hagenar lol Im a wife & mom

  • @Ladygaga2017 Wow! You sure started young!

  • our next Carlin, hope is kindled