How to get suspended in Final Fantasy XI Online

[orionqst]

hilarious

[thesmithwick06]

@zume*

[thesmithwick06]

Hilarious video I've watched it several times and will several more lol.

@zune you're an idiot if you haven't play.. Or is your I.Q. to low to butter a piece of toast must less begin to play a mmo.. Now go get mommy an tell her someone was being mean to you because you wanted to be ignorant an bash something you knew nothing about.

To all the other ffxi players long live ffxi XD an shiva server ftw!

[AkatsukiKikyou]

Now a days...wonder how long it'd take some to be jailed for spamming "BARANCE!!! TANAKA GIMP ALL THE JOBS" or just "BARANCE" XD if anyone is going to quit in style make it a vid response to this lol

[Gutto61]

What a boss.

[YourWife2008]

If you haven't played the game, how can you call it a piece a crap? This vid is pretty stupid anyways. And I see a ton of lies on here. I've played since release. No one ever shouted go back to the US. If you want to quit, quit, you probably one of those people who had no life and couldn't get the equips you wanted. There are "bad" sides to all the communities JP, NA, EU. No need to make blank statements to fit your agenda to drive new players away.

[zume]

That video game is a freaking MORON for ALLOWING itself to be flooded. What kind of jackass programmer is dumb enough to have chat in a game with no intelligence in the chat system. I laugh at this piece of crap game. That said, I love FinalFantasy7. :D

[alphamone]

@zume

you do know that the game was released in 2003 right?

[campincarl619]

What in the world is this song?!



[Bidon45]

is this game super gay?

[Chibipuppy21]

@Bidon45 idk about super gay but its super old at the time it was super fun which is odd how its not super free to play but i guess se is being like super lame

[Aldiggy2000]

He blisted that one dude like a BOSS lolol

[AkatsukiKikyou]

Thats how it was then & thats how it is now, want proof? Go ask the Beastmasters who voted for A scorpion. more JP voted for a Hyppogryph so we got Hippo instead...that is among other things! Non jp finally get a Piano, JP get 2 clubs that non jp can NEVER have

[TruMisanthropist]

My Penis Hurts.

[xaurax1997]

@TruMisanthropist eww WTF!? O.o

[Standard420247]

(con't) Seriously anyone that has played since the initial release of the game to america etc. knows what I'm talking about. The first few weeks of the retail release of the game all you saw in jeuno was non stop spam shouts "NA GET OUT! OUR GAME!" "GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY GAME GAIJIN!" etc... was like wow really?

[Standard420247]

Just sucks to waste such an epic name on getting tos'd. This would have been the coolest shit ever back in 2002 when the game first came out to the "west". The Japanese players were so fucking racist when "NA" got released it was down right shocking. Especially since all the jvlog video's you see on here about japan and the people there are always talking about how respectful and polite and full of honor and manners the japanese are... COULD HAVE FUCKING FOOLED ME!

[heartlikestone]

Is there a part 2 coming out? You go JP ONRY! I'm rootin for ya!

[pssst26]

lol this is so awesome xD

[GRX3000]

I remember that GM... lolz

[akappleby]

lol warned for a GM call description "My penis hurts" lol

[Standard420247]

@akappleby You want an instant jail visit i'll tell you what to do, if your current server has a lot of japanese players in "shout" zones. (the hip place these days seems to be jeuno) But just go to said zone and shout how hiroshima was a good thing etc.... you will be in jail almost instantly. Even if the jap players call you terrible names or make fun of america/ your home nation, only you will get in trouble. The one fact that sucks is they can do whatever they want in game. no consequence

[BenightedStar]

Lake Laogai, anyone?

[WTFPhoneCalls]

this was the best video EVER! i died laughing like i really pissed myself this is the best

[phobia1dek]

Hah!! Classic

[BBoyMixture]

epic

[yohatube]

Do you jp onrystand??? Alot of the ppl who play ff11 now are uptight smug buttholes who will not help you, unless you have a rdm and be their haste whore

[Alleycat022]

@yohatube it's sad how true that is

[TheFistymcbeefpunch]

lol the 2 GMs were going to rape you :P

[YoungLejinz]

LOL 'Drops the JP ONRY SOAP!" lOlOLOLolOlOlOLL

[GoldenGhettoFilms]

song name?

[FlamenJesus]

LOL "My Penis Hurts" call. priceless! 7:47

[ryanxx123]

i always wounderd if venom pots can be used in GM jail might be a way to break out lol

[Futureperfectxx]

I hated GM Luminious.

[mansoorknowssome]

DO YOU JP ONRYSTAND!?

[CoryMac10]

This.... was hilarious.

[Standard420247]

This is still one of the best video's ever... PERIOD. 

[BigFackah]

ahahaha "to the corner with you - turn around"

[CecilharveyFFXI]

Gosh, guess this stupid "JP Onry" restart on FFXIV.

[orderedsushi]

"You have a previous mark on your account for "My penis hurts"

LOL

[CirnosMathClass]

8:08 "jponry rubbs jponry's penis." LOLOL

[flutiethecutie]

OMG this is freaking hilarious! JP Onry!

[bkrboy1304]

This vid just made my day lol

[landis69]

this is hilarious

[CervielSilvare]

Those are different songs from Underoath. They sound funny because MoribundFantasy sped up the original video which was actually 20 minutes long.

The second song is Alone in December.

[CalamitasDeus]

And this is why Mordian Gaol now has a permanent resident.

[nyheen]

ok. WTF song was that LMAO. please tell me. lol

[aldo2k6]

what song was that lol

[HuevosRotos]

jajaja what a polite gm!

[SPGoblivion]

LOL my penis hurts

[camelont688]

"DO YOU JP ONRYSTAND?" LMFAO

[JudgeXII]

JP ONRY STOPS YOU!!

[GoPickMyRice]

"My penis hurts" call

haha

[ivoman71]

2:58 Ready,Set,Go! Run Of GM(Game Master)LOL XDD

[LaidbackPlayboy]

lmao when the 2nd gm popped up i thought they were ganna rape you.

[tubefahad]

very funny

[Supernova71288]

lmao Prior call placed "my penis hurts" XD

[twiztedninja1980]

"You have previous mark on your account for ' My penis hurts ' call you placed"

O.o that guy is nuts LMFAO!

[paperpencil]

Bring the JP ONRUY! backkk!!

[zentarim2]

GM:you have a previous mark on your account for a "my penis hurts" call you placed

i cried with laughter

[Aleczan]

"To the corner with you" And the 2nd GM even sat down to talk with the person. LMAO GMs are so humourous.

Poor GMs, they must have had a big headache with this person. "We'll leave you here until you're ready to talk." XD "You've been bad Taru" HAHAHA!!!

GMs are cool. I called them many times, all were nice and friendly and very helpful. And look, they dealt with the person very calmly.

I so love how they have the small jail room like that. Mordion Goal <3

[jdspringr07]

hahahahahahahaha "you have a previous mark on your account for "My penis hurts" call you placed"

[happyfrietie]

the best part was when he said JP ONRY

[jponry1]

My HERO, ONRY!

lmao, CANT GET ENOUGH< I WANT TO LIVE IT!

[Shadownight950]

ahhh I was trying to figure out which song on the video was, underoath, old heh

[ArmedReject]

Haha i know this guy he was in my Linkshell group lmao!

[lunartomb]

i really wanna know whtat this song is.. i quit like it.

[wesleyjames81]

i swear to fuck this is the funniest video ive ever seen, laghed for the entire 9 mins

[EVILDarkJUDGE]

lol 7:49 pause it and read... "You have previous mark on your account for ' My penis hurts ' call you placed" xD more later "Jponry rubbs Jponry's penis" You been a bad taru taru... 

[Zenex666]

one of the best video's from FFXI's good ol days

[FFXIcoreylee]

"You JP Onrystand?" lmao

[MStowastiqPackapic]

[GMLuminious: ]"You have been a bad taru taru." Nice to see the gm's still have a sense of humor .

[Mightysquire]

i lol'd

[scar504]

this music sounds like you put a monkey in a potatoe sack and beat it with a shoe while crappy techno music was playing in the background

[sqoteri]

omg hahahahahahahaha

[MsRebelblood]

OMG <3 Jponry <3333

[GoldenChildBH]

JP ONRY, Hilarious..

[crazybongo5]

LMAO HAHAHHA! 2:08 "JP ONRLY?" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow this horrible game, with its horrible ui, horrible content, horrible customer service, and lackluster expasion (save for promantha) brings back so many Memories

[MoribundFantasy]

@crazybongo5 horrible memories I guess... ;p

[ps2pro1]

His name suits him lol

[tarziq]

aww lol2 gm's at once

[JollEBee]

I love the song!! It goes so well with the video! HAHAHAHA

"JP onry?" LMFAO!

[WishIWasDrunk]

HAHAHAHAHA/. Yessssssssssssss!

[armoslee12345]

"You have a previous markk on your account for "My penis hurts" call you placed" --- Rofl! xD

[TheBahahaMaster]

He was suspended cause the server can't handle that much awesome running around freely xD

[CelestialDracomon26]

he asked for it

[44Bigman]

LMFAO!!!!  JP ONRY?? :)

[ASGStudios]

Please describe your problem : "JP ONRY...."

[Naruto2489]

Yoive been a bad taru taru

[Eseenceblade]

JP ORNY!

[1Yulia1]

lol....and the reason he was suspended before is even funnier LOL

[weikemp]

Do you jp onrystand? lol

[semperfin]

I like the fact that the gm apologized for the suspend ^^

[yohatube]

Whats the songs? It sounds like the chipmunks do thursday, or the devil wears prada

[Yadam17]

lmfao

[Ten0692]

lol he's such a pain in the ass

i bet the GMs were laughing the whole time

[alphamone]

I wonder how long till a video like this will appear for final fantasy XIV?

[shadow19831]

HAHAHAHA 7:49

you have a previous mark on your account for "my penis hurts" call you placed

[caerllion]

lol.... this is win.... i miss being entertained by dumb GMs

[waj98765]

is that Donald having an orgasm? or is that just the 'New Heavy Metal'? XD

[despierten]

"You have a previous mark on your account for 'My penis hurts' call you placed"..................

Love it. 5 stars.

[JustATouchAway]

"Do you JP ONRYSTAND?" lol

[Hachirux3]

TO THE CORNER WITH YOU

[JUSTxADDxKAROSINE]

this guy is my hero /em drops teh JPONRY soap

/kneel motion

[icemanzero2000]

what song is this?

[AshleyMasl]

lol thats funny. i was like omg! Taru rape! That Luminious GM was pretty laid back huh! Most GMs write stuff that looks like its been copy n pasted. Lol. Luminious was like tellin you go to the corner. Haha! funny

[alphamone]

I think once they go to GM jail, that is when they tend to go off script.

[Tawa232]

i did the exact same thing exept for the event

[Hachirux3]

Id 5 star this if I could

[Lunabaq]

Lmao

[metal1510657]

A Message For Adrienne i think

[metal1510657]

this is underoath lmao

[JUSTxADDxKAROSINE]

wtf what server i know underoath in remora XD

[Flatbushhommie]

LMAO > MY PENIS HURT xD What Song Love it man

[HarukaAsh70]

JP ONRY FTW

[landis69]

lol

[pinkvomit123]

lol the GMS cornered the taru "to the corner with you!" lol

also the first offence was pure win XD

[tnybmx]

lol, thats on odin server. I used to play on there. This is Mirra if anyone reads this. Anyways, I dont think it would have been anywhere near as funny without the Donald Duck music.

[Azurisha]

7:50 LOL. He filed something for "My Penis Hurts."... ahahahahaha

[RalosDRG]

The veins in my forehead are pulsing I was laughing so hard

[Sk8DrumorDIE21]

do you JP ONRYSTAND????

[lipscomb55]

Duck Screamo= WIN

[amcmillanjhs]

WHAT SONG

IS THIS!! I LOVE IT! funny ban tho

[Dontmakemeuseforce]

JP<------ONRY

[Dontmakemeuseforce]

ROFL....

[FinalFantasyXIFTW]

LOL! my penis hurts

[robertthebobs]

what server was this on ;o lmao i <3 watching the comments of ppl whn this happens just dont say anything cos ull get laughed at later great vid :D

[lxlLinklxl]

lmao that was great! >.> and the previous call.... xD sounds like something one of my friends would have spammed

[moshe8lek]

LMAO

[gamekid123456]

/t (any gm) hey, there is someone named

jp onry and is a fag and saying JP ORNY, JP ONRY and so and so, thinking of making an account closed?

[almansoury3]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooool i like this taru .... but i do ENG ONLY in my comment and i kick every JP in PT or i refuse to join him ....

[inevitableserge]

that was great but i cant help remimbering a taru in jeuno what server was that in and wtf was that room he was in with the gm?

[BurgundyMutt]

"Do you JP ONRYSTAND??" XD This is so stupid, I love it.

[zj0nzj0n]

jp onry?

[kylesico912]

XD

XD

[Lost1anguage]

Great music

[Fruit652]

you got a mark for calling one and saying my penis hurts i called one saying help i pissed my pants and they just laughed adn said good luck on your adventure for dry pants and i got no mark

[juanitomarihuanito]

Hahahaha, that guy is a legend. But anyways, that's the PS2 version of the game, right?

[mindistort]

awesome.

[AhmoseInarus]

... okay, that was funny... but the GM's prolly should have been a bit more... harsh with this guy, who is obviously going out of his way to be a pain...

[layeera]

lmao epic x3

[morganthehedgehog]

lol when i become a gm ill say "lol nice one " j/k but ill be nicer than those gms

[MRCOOKIEreborn]

LMAO "My penis hurts" hahahah

[DyneDS]

Probably one of the single most amazing things I have ever seen..

[Cartman72985]

Is this considered a hate crime on FFXI?!?!?!?!?!?!

[FutureFrontLA]

"my penis hurts" LOL

[molomix]

lololol Donald Duck Attempting to sing Metal...

[N4Rv4mpir3h34rt]

a previous ban for a call "my penis hurts" LMFAO i laughed so hard when i saw that XD

[Calcobrena]

This video makes my penis hurt.

[thejonhendricks]

haha di dyou see, would you like some eggs with that spam?!

[eduardito212]

lol

[miniloaf]

Music is by Underoath lol, Highly sped up tempo.

[JuggaloCalledJoker]

i remember when some group came and got in my groups camp and my friend started talking shit and went to pull but never came back cuz tha GM jailed em lol then he quit... RIP Dirtydinggler.

[JoeJoeboii]

this music sounds like my cats when they hiss and bitch at me.

haha goddamn this is a piece of fucking art!!! love it.

[00Yukime00]

"My penis hurts" call hahahahahahaha

[shadowtron5]

wat r these songs called

[AngelnightFenrir]

haha that's funny seeing as my Mithran Character on Fenrir is called Angelnight

[moeloehoe]

rendered out the mp3 with it from the hq version so nice donal duck terror-music ^^

[Utorak007]

lol

[brainiac122]

Jesus Christ the GM's in this game suck. He was horrendously spamming and got 24 hours? Once like a year and a half ago when I was new to guild wars spammed like 2 or 3 trade messages in quickish succesion and got 3 days suspension just for that, if you did this in GW it would be auto ban!

[doomtrigger]

i never got baned in guild wars for spamming and XD the thats how the gms have to tell you since SE likes to watch everything they arent like the wow gms where they pop and and say bye noob your banned for 7 days

[cky283]

sounds like some horribly gay screamo in the background, haha

[Tokyo3samurai]

UNDEROATH ONRY!

[UB40Music]

If I where that gm, I would've kicked that fucker out long..

Its those fucking idiots that destroy the exp for everyone else.

Those gm's an amazing job. Thank God I never had 2 call on them & waste their time..

[420canadian]

chipmunk deathmetal for the fucking win

[hotdoggy854]

lmao

[gojeran]

OMG i haven't laughed hard enough to cry for a long time till today... LMAO!!! That whole video is full of win.

[ScryerFinalFantasyXI]

lol my favorite part about this is people spam him in /tell and HES the one blisting people LMFAO

[whatevslololol]

jp onry = greatest spammer EVER!

[happynoodleboy88]

Luminious is actually a really cool GM though. Grats to him for dealing with the prank for as long as he did

[Regnier910]

That poor gm lol..he had alot of patience

[whatevslololol]

omfg! this is the funniest thing ive ever seen someone do on ffxi! thats hilarious!

[dragancer]

HAHAHAHAHAA

"you have been a bad taru taru"