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  • Come to planet fitness, where every myth about being fit is a fact! And there is only one way of getting fit, not multiple scenarios! Bullshit gym.

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  • would be a better video if these two kissed for 5:44!

  • These guys at planet fitness are geniuses. It's a great marketing move; promise your clients weight loss and general health, keep them fat like they do with pigs, they renew their subscription because they still didn't manage to lose fat.. It's a perfect, endless cycle.

    Disgusting from every point of view, but genius as a marketing move

  • @RataITA Yes it would be a flawless marketing move unless it depended on its clients being retarded which is not the cas-

    Oh wait, it's USA, nevermind.

  • @RataITA Agreed, it's funny as hell because the fat people don't realize it.

  • FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU FAT PEOPLE

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAT PEOPLE

  • fatties gonna fat

  • If it was free protein bar\shake night, then they'd be on to something.

  • I Can Tell This Bitch Is A SmartAss

  • That 'instructor' sounds like Sarah Palin. Makes about as much sense too!

  • Yay pizza night!!!

  • @TheWavy87 Confirmed for fat as fatass.

  • This gym needs to burn.

  • Gym that serves pizza = fail.....how are they still in business

  • I really, really, wish I could meet the moron that created this idea. This is putting the idea in members heads that "Hey! if it's ok to eat pizza once a month, then I guess i can eat pizza once every week too!" This should be a crime.

  • buncha fake people

  • what the fuck? Ive never seen america so stupid .the government complains about obesity and people sue fast food cause of the dumb calories.Now we got gyms serving pizza?!We all can make right choices but are to stupid to realize.Go to a real gym and be dedicated,That's how you will lose weight.

  • A gym where everyone can sit around and be absolutely pathetic all together.

  • What a great idea. Pizza Night at a gym. Hope they have a smoking area too! 

  • i like planet fitness but this whole pizza night thing is so dumb, forreal.

  • then there's the fatass that only comes in on the pizza day.

  • If you are fat and want to stay fat, join plantet FATness.

  • Planet Fitness is like fucking nazi Germany.... If you look a certain way, they'll assume they know everything about you and who you are as a person, and call you a "Lunk"?...

  • planet fitness is a fucking joke.

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  • How do you figure after doing a worthless 30min circuit workout ONCE OR TWICE a week you deserve to gorge your fat ass on pizza!?! LMAO!! That's how these people keep their clients coming back, they never lose weight!!!

  • @qwiksilvr00 Of all the things they do there, the circuit training is the least worthless. You get out what you put in and can work hard or slack off.

  • come on everyone keep eating like shit for you can still use our gym

  • why is everyone hating on planet fitness? i love this gym, especially on pizza night. i could only bench 95lbs when i started now i can do 135lbs 10 times. i like to workout where there is no strong people judging me because i dont bench 185 lbs.

  • @505outlaw Strong people won't judge anyone who is working hard. Most strong people were not always so strong. People don't like planet fitness because they are so incorrectly judgmental against people who are in shape.

  • >I SHIGGY DIGGY

  • >pizza night

  • pathetic, now I never judge a fat man or a out of shape person, some do and I can see tossing outbullies at a gym, but stay out of the business of being the fitness gestapo you FASCIST FITNESS

  • From a business stand point...Why would they go through all the trouble to run a gym with pathetic rules to where the price is $10 a month to get people to go, rather then being a normal gym and charging $35 a month per say?

  • I see what you did there Planet Fitness, get people to not get big and then hold them back by shoving free pizza down their throats so they cant get to their goals. Thanks for keeping the weak out of my gym

  • Planet Shitness!! Come in and sit on the machines, watch tv and eat pizza & bagels and watch your ass get even fatter. We won't judge you as long as don't get muscular and physically fit, drink out of milk jugs or God forbid grunt. What a total joke!!

  • Pins don't operate the machines, bitch.

  • WARNING! PLANET FITNESS DOES NOT WANT YOU TO DO DEADLIFTS, SQUATS, BENCH PRESSING OR ANY OTHER EXERCISE THAT PROMOTES STRENGTH AND INCREASED TESTOSTERONE PRODUCTION! EAT PIZZA, FATTY!!!

  • People who go to planet fitness,are the ones who buy the crap exercise equipment,that you see on info commercials.

  • WOW I'm going to run the treadmill for 30 till my heart rate is up and then down it with some high sodium and calorie dense pizza mmmm... Planet Fitness "Where shit doesn't make sense"

  • Planet Fitness is such a joke. They are clearly marketing to fat people that have no motivation to get in shape.

  • Is this a joke. Pizza night and bagel morning? wow. Planet Fitness, a gym where fat people stay fat

  • Yeah, this woman really looks like she knows a thing or two working out. Please, this lady is as out of shape as the people pigging out on free pizza.

  • PLANET FITNESS: where we don't judge people, especially the lazy ones, but the hard working ones WE BAN.

    GGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PIZZA NIGHT!

  • People that are seriously overweight should NOT take 1 day out of the week. They should follow a detoxification program. Stay away from storing food in plastics. Get off of BIG PHARMA CASH COW medication. Eat lots of broccoli, celery, brussel sprouts, preferably raw. Chia seeds, Grass fed chicken and eggs also organic as well. Some fruits but not much and not too many grains. Do a lemon juice cleanse for starters.

    Stay away from SUGAR, Trans fats, microwave meals, ALL SUGAR DRINKS

  • The gym for people that dont really want to get fit, just want to chit chat and socialize.

  • hahaha yea feed em them calories so they have to come back

  • this gym is bullshit

  • didnt watch the video, just came to check out the comments on planet weakness.

  • The folks who are most likely sit down to have a bagel/pizza are the ones who should spend more time on the treadmill.

    +Judgement Free Zone - hypocrisy at its finest.

  • I love how the reporter is like "are you guys getting this shit? Is this real life?" at :24

  • bahahahahahaha

    

  • I mean seriously, be realistic. All these comments complaining about the pizza and bagel night... Are you telling me that all of you guys completely abstain from any junk food ?

  • @TheSupercow2008 when I am training I dont eat any thing but chicken, fish, brown rice, oatmeal, broccoli, grapefruit juice, salad, yogurt, peaches and cottage cheese. And thats it.

  • @lukatme2 BULLSHIT your diet consists of almost no fat. I know from my own experience at least, that I would lose TONS of energy on that diet and weaken. How do you build muscle on a diet like that? Even peanut butter sandwiches and dairy fat can only go on for about a week, before I break down and eat reeses or have something extremely fatty

  • @TheSupercow2008 well, thats your issue, not mine. I dont eat candy. I'm trying to think if I left anything out. And I did, egg whites. I eat lot of those as well. Plus protein drink in the am and after workouts. How ever, I am not a body builder, I am in very good shape. Lean and strong.

  • I've had a physical job, i jog, and i hike, so I don't need to lose weight. But I've begun going to PF to gain upper body strength. I also bought my own bench and weights, since PF doesn't have much space for freeweights, so I can see why PF pisses a lot of people off. But hey, guess what - I eat pizza and bagels and ... *gasps* I'm not fat! amazing! Stop acting like the sky is falling just because you have some shit food a few times a week.

  • man planet fitnes is a joke

  • That's it keep them fat and coming back. What next? cream puffs every friday

  • @DetMuscle59 Hahahaha!

  • Good way to keep their customers around. 

  • @phillybusta You mean good way to keep their customers "round"

  • hmmm dem macros

  • @TheValleyChannel i fell asleep halfway through your comment

  • @TheValleyChannel LMAO you can't body build in planet fitness.

  • Jesus Christ...

  • and then after going over all the customers goals.. they offer pizza. 

  • pure evil... shitness.

  • this place sucks

  • The planet fitness woman in the video said .... If you work out "a couple days" per week you can afford to eat "a slice of pizza". So is she saying that they monitor who is taking the pizza and only give it to those who come in a few times per week... and only just 1 slice for those people? We all know the answer to this, and the fact is they have no problem with a member coming in and eating the whole pizza if they want...regardless of if they ever come into use the club or not. Planet is not t

  • Pizza,is what got you there. What a joke. the woman with the mic is in better shape than this chick in pink. maybe she should lay off the pizza

  • Planet Fitness is Curves for Men.

  • Planet fitness is the new curves

  • All this equipment looks "intimidating" WTF ! Facepalm!!!!

  • I am offering a free sausage and nuts night for the girl with the mic.

  • @mrchad234 i lold very hard at that one

  • Blind leading the blind...

  • It isnt about one slice of pizza or a bagel. The fact that Planet Fitness promotes the fact that if you work out a few times a week you can afford to cheat sometimes will move people towards cheating more. unfortunately untrained people will say to themselves when they are hungry "planet fitness says its okay if im working out" and they will go off and cheat more.

  • @TheVallone oh and they also have free tootsie rolls all the time

    

  • what a joke

  • Ah, Planet Weakness, where insecure fat people can timidly stare at everyone else from their treadmills and not be judged. If you are actually strong and fit though, watch out, you're already one step away from the lunk alarm.

  • LOL @ the people who criticize eating pizza. I'm NOT a fan of PF because of their alarm, but if you act like it's bad to eat pizza and bagels, then I feel bad for you.

  • Wow.....planet fitness is gay as hell.

  • way to celebrate mediocrity instead of pushing people to be the best that they can

  • @bholstine How do they "celebrate mediocrity"? I've encountered nothing but encouragement and positivity since starting there.

  • Planet fitness sucks!! Go Rapid Fitness!!

  • Buy you breakfast buy you dinner once a month, sounds like a fatty period:p

  • Damn all these gyms get a bad rep.. my gym is obv the same (p. fitness) but the workers there don't give a shit about lunking/phones/etc.. (thank god)

  • Piece of shit gym, serves fucking pizza and you can't even do deadlifts because of the damn lunk alarm. Fuck you planet fitness, and yes I am mad.

  • I am a Personal Trainer and if you are giving pizza to your clients....this gym needs to closed ASAP....there is no excusses what so ever..... and that trainer is just trying to keep those people fat so that way she keeps making money...hahahaha....first time i heard of planet fitness and it sounds like sh**....

  • Judgement free zone yet we judge bodybuilders as being ignorant apes! Yay for Planet Fitness and yay for hypocrisy!

  • this is a bigger scam then weight watchers...

  • U PHAGGOTS MAD I FIT THIS SHIT INTO MY MARCOS? yeh umad

  • i was wearing pants when i started watching this

  • lol thats some pussy shit at my gym we got TEST tuesdays then on wednesday we got a nolvadex breakfast

  • @d4k074p4l Free juice? Sounds like my kind of gym! ;)

  • what about the DECA, Tren and Winstrol night

  • worse fuckin gym ever.. Don't even have a pull up bar

  • You guys are such a joke, trying to get your clients fat, and then not work them at all

  • That lady's arms are fat.

  • planet shitness = world most FUCKED UP gym...i wonder why it so empty all the time..

  • whats ironic is working out at planet fitness i feel more uncomfortable and judged than any gym i have worked out in including school.

  • Yes lets feed them bagels and pizza so our members stay fat an insecure about themselves so this way they never go to a real gym! 

  • Carbs carbs carbs.

  • They wipe your' ass for you too if you ask...

  • give me a fuckin break!!!! what a fuckin joke!!

  • They treat the people at thier gym like children

  • what the fucking fuck. is this chucky cheese?

  • when is the salmon, sweet potatoes, brown rice and nuts night?

  • @TheBoyupstairs honestly.

  • @TheBoyupstairs No pizza will make them feel sluggish and guilty to keep working out.

  • Please god... burn all planet fitness to the ground..

  • 175 people actually want to get in shape

  • As if serious fitness or bodybuilding folks don't eat pizza. However, pizza has no place at a god damned gym.

    That would be like serving tofu to an anti-PETA organization

  • Do they give hand jobs?

  • I'd rail the shit out of both of those cunts

  • gym isnt supposed to be fun. Hahahahaha

  • no wonder you don't see any Olympians coming from Planet Fucking Fitness.

  • Soooo, wheat exposure is healthy? wtf!

  • Do they have puppet shows and pony rides and petting zoos as well?

  • Pizza in the gym ?? Do you serve beer too ???? Hahahahahaha !!!!!

  • this place is rediculous...

  • BULLSHIT!!!! one cheat day a week is okay these pieces of shit have fuckin tootsie rolls at the front that say take as many as you want and a monday pizza night.. FUCKING AMATEURS

  • this is fucking ridiculous...dumb cunt has no clue what shes talking about i hope every planet fitness around the world gets air raided

  • Planet Fitness is not for everyone. They are signing members who are tired of typical gym mentality and want to train in a less stressful environment. I must admit for $10.00 per month they offer a quiet, clean, and safely organized system. For those who do not fit into this category, some alternatives may be purchasing your own equipment and train at home or perhaps join a gym where everyone can do as he pleases with no restrictions, etc ...

    We all have a choice.

  • @salz0723 Exaxctly, don't like this gym, don't join! Not very hard!

  • @salz0723 shut up faggot

    planet fitness is a gym for low self esteem fat ugly women and "men" and is the laughing stock of all gym franchises

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  • Pizza Night at a gym? So contradictory.

  • @ILDW0427 lmfaooooooooo

  • did you see the chick with the fat ass walk by in the backround right in the beginning? id hit it, while eating free pizza.

  • Y would u tempt people. Gym is garbage

  • "it's a full body workout, you can make it as intense as you want to" LIES! LUNK ALARM WHEOW WHEOW!

  • @KANG07 Also this would be funny if i were FAT lol

  • @KANG07 I feel bad arguing with a mentally challenged person.

  • @KANG07 HAHAHAHA ok tough guy from youtube

  • @KANG07 Do you have autism or something like that?

  • I don't what's more annoying: Planet Fitness, or elitists that hate Planet Fitness, don't go there, yet come online and complain about it.

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    sorry, couldn't get, past your: grammar

  • @cajunveggie, Then a read a book.

  • @KANG07 rigggghhhhhht

  • The next step for Planet Fitness: Opening a McDonald's and a donut shop by the front counter of the "gym"

  • @KANG07 Explain how i gave you the idea that I was weak lol. You're trolling

  • @MrDlipp23 really mate? You seem to be the one trolling. I wasn't going to comment on here until I saw your username in the comments. So you come over here when you become outsmarted by a "recreational powerlifter" like myself? Now that's mentally weak.

  • @liftwell What are you taking about? lol How was I outsmarted?

  • @KANG07 ok this is what you said "bends that ass bitch over" doesn't make sense "ass bitch over" try typing out your insult first before posting.

  • @KANG07 LMAO Sorry it did not. You seem a little sensitive and angry must be the roids talking

  • FRIDAY NIGHT IS DILDO NIGHT

  • What a bunch of pathetic pussies, that will never get anywhere! Like fat little hamsters on a wheel, chasing that slice of pizza. Losers!!

  • Tanning machines are proven to be dangerous?

  • Genius...how do you have a successful gym in America?  Offer pizza and bagels while discouraging being fit.

  • Is this video a joke or serious bcuz I literally cannot tell???

  • When people keep on stressing a certain point, that is the first thing that they do. For example the woman that insists that looks and money aren't important but judges solely on those criteria.

  • If a Zombie attack occured planet fitness would die first..

  • Geezus. Do they take them on fucking field trips too?

  • @RunfromtheHeathen yup. And they wipe your ass. lol

  • @KANG07 hahahaha did not make any sense lol

  • @KANG07 Hahaha did not make any sense lol

  • "Quick, Easy workouts=NO RESULTS" I can't believe people train like that and expect to see positive changes

  • "Quick, Easy workouts=NO RESULTS" is that woman serious?

  • Holy shit!! all you guys are a bunch of bitches shut up I have set the lunk alarm a lot of times and know one ever comes over and says anything. Sorry for all you guys bitching that are on roids. Not everybody wants to look like a giant boulder not a good look.

  • This gym is run by little girls.

  • 30 MINUTE WORKOUT??? SERIOUSLY

    30 minutes or more is what warm up takes not a full workout what kinda crap is that

  • I'm glad that I live no where near one of these

  • my lord what is this unholy place