How To Lose Your Virginity

[AbbeyIsDreaming]

Ive heard my parents before... *Chills*

Its not a very pleasnt noises.

[hottdoll22]

I heard my parents having sex that last fact reminded me of the noises! *shivers* :/

[becky8088]

Why are there tacks in which the condoms?!?!?!

[Georgeqaws]

lol the old people are jokes

[AyannaxProductions]

1) Why am i here im 13 2) He's like 100 years old!!!

[nicolesamsonite]

I don't mind "skanky lovers"

[BRWorks]

- Step 1: If you're a virgin, skip to step 7

- Step 2: Heterosexual? scroll to step 10.

- Step 3: Make sure you're at least 18 then go to step 9.

- Step 4: If your partner is willing, go to step 6.

- Step 5: In case you're religious, look at step 3.

- Step 6: Marry her. Then have sex.

- Step 7: If you're a guy, go back to step 2.

- Step 8: If you masturbate regularly, go to step 3.

- Step 9: Go to step 4 only if you're not drunk right now.

- Step 10: You masturbate regularly? return to step 5.

[facethemusic1344]

ugh! get someone younger!!!!

[jessbeth01]

That's disgusting.. Why use old people?

[GodFatherNaruto]

@jessbeth01 because it's funny, perhaps?

[myhawki]

lmao he had PAM!!!

[BlushzDgaf]

eww it had to be old people -____o

[chrissytaylorjohnson]

This video is a lie. Old people dont have sex.

[DeOptimist]

@chrissytaylorjohnson It was a lie until step 9. They were both virgins...

[XLindsayxLachrymoseX]

I love how he puts the condoms in a bowl of tacks XD That's a real smart idea.

[ihatenumbers987]

I really did NOT need to know that last fact...........

[princessbc333]

WTF? Old people have sex? I'm not staying at Grandpa's anymore.........

[funnypeople1913]

Optional: willing partner.. they are basically suggesting it's okay to rape them.

[sanoj275]

If male: Step 1:Find a girl. Step 2:Talk to her, nicely. Step 3:When she responds, flirt a little. Step 4: If she flirts back....go to Step 6. If not, Step 5. Step 5:If she do not flirt back, and thinks you are a pervert, got to Step 1. Step 6:Keep on flirting, untill she is sexually atracted to you. Step 7:Get into bed...and...GRR...voff,voff,*o­rgasm*...(have sex) For Male/Female Rapists: Step 1:Find and offer. Step 2:Rape him/her. Step 3:Repeat if you like to. For Girls: Step 1: Get laid.

[daakos17]

so to get someone in the "mood" you have to leave your condoms and lub on the table so they can see it?

[TheMalteseSpartan]

I find this difficult to masturbate to.

[MegaMoosetracks]

I'm 11 and I didn't realize this was about .....yeah. I'm sick

[tmmuhs]

Why are there thumbtacks in with the condoms...

[orangeeri]

@tmmuhs u use them to lock the condom into place so it doesnt come off

[jasperbroens]

End fact

Wtf wtf wtf o.0

[jenna756]

i watched this video to see the funny comments.

[Jimpaco]

this is disturbing because of how old they are

[lemon1801]

Hahaha Howcast is so funny and stupid like am i the only one who looks at these videos just to laugh at them ?

[xxxtreizxxx]

at 1:24 who will use mayonaise as lubricant -.- ?

[hot6235]

it's funny that they're both old people and stil virgins. at that age, I'd be willing ;)

[RTJPodcast]

The guy in this video probably still is.

[naomygauthier]

viagra save this situation!

[BlackoutCH53]

holy fuck

[simplevids1]

My friend: Why are they old people?

Me: 1 word; experience

[gshawtymane]

the oldest virgin is from Britain and she is 105 years old.

[falloutseriesftw]

Can that old dude even get a stiffy?

[djgurl21]

Awww they look so cute together

[Areallykelwguy]

Optional: A willing partner

[MultiWTFVideos]

how did I get here from minecraft?

[GPepicness]

i lost my virginity to the pilow

[joedawg112]

Female 13-17

Male 18-24

Female 18-24and we wonder why teen pregnancy is a problem.

[iAmLauRawr]

Step 9: SHAKE ZE TABLE >:D

[liamwett]

lol mayo on the tray

[thewhitestassasin]

fuck my history is going to llook so weird thanks to how cast

[fireworkstarter]

1 19 wy are there pinpionts

[toohotfordrumstep]

Step 9: EARTHQUAKE!!!!!

[SexyDomoPrincess]

The funny thing is that you know someone is masterbating to this... XD

[laptoplover101]

BUTTER?! WHY WAS BUTTER ON THAT TRAY!?

[lucas07700]

@laptoplover101 (SLAP NOISE) "Oh Yeah Bitch, Shake that ass!"

[selfayy]

perv old man

[TonyLopez0127]

Optional: .....willing partner

[PwNyHoRsE]

someone's getting laid tonight

[jadiejade92]

Thumbs up if you watched this because saw old people in the video tab. LMAO. "Surrender your precious gift to the first "playa"" hahahhahaha!!!! "Skanky lover" hahahaha!!! And why do old people need birth control? LOOOOL OMG this video..........

[turdacorn54321]

hey i got a great idea! why dont we put the condoms in a little glass bowl with some tacks! :D

[sadddddd666]

why is an old man doing this



[Nerdifierful]

99 year old virgins?

[LovePeaceAndPandas]

Wtf bro this guy like 80

[DropDeadRobotSkater]

step1. Turn in to Chuck Norris

[RainbowAcidful]

the things i watch before going to homecoming

[gshawtymane]

@RainbowAcidful ahahaha hahahaha

[NaStyleJaa]

step 1: grow a mustache

[brootdoom]

A willing partner shit.

[wolverineme119]

Step 1: Have sex

[danielle48021]

sure...why wouldnt a girl want a 70 yr old guy who leaves condoms out in his living room and wears velcro sneakers

[poohbear22poohbear]

this old ass nigga



[imthetank3]

That statistic creeped me the FUCK OUT!!!!

[Mojustinlove]

Y an old man and chic???

[BuvaZP]

haahahah was that mayo for lubricant :DDDDDD

[mhlover25]

LAMA!

[supyoist]

65 year old virgin

[laur121212]

how to lose your virginity

step 1 : go to prison

[problemofficer]

@laur121212 2.take a shower

[Chrisgodoflard]

@laur121212 I got an easier one:

step 1: go to a back ally

[chargerfan1811]

A willing partner?!?! Lolz

[mrtrainboy019]

2:23 Whats the background music

[NomRavr]

you will need

a dildo and some lube

[GiraffesAreAWESOMEEE]

WHY ARE THERE THUMBTACKS IN THE CONDOM BOWL? WHAT THE FUCK HOWCAST

[meh3335]

lol this is so cute, in a really weird way.

[TabithaJful]

WHAT THE FUCK,

HAHAHAHAHAH DUMB VIDEO.! JUST GET IT IN.! BAHAHAA

[ZackMyslinski]

How to lose your virginity: have sex.

[spootboy123]

Wtf are the thumb tacks for?

[4everouran]

...okay.

[NerdyInuYashaLover]

LOL

[MakinoMesa]

how to lose your virginity

have sex you damn wimp!

[MrGirafu]

I dont wanna se old people get it on

[quanlysia]

WHAT...THE...FUCK??!! HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE??

[SnowLeopardStudioz]

Eeew oold people!

[FaithMarmaladeMovies]

Wow. Its the 400 year old virgins

[UchihaAkarii]

Well obviously have sex. douh.

[ZxSkyLineKidxZ]

why butter, mayo, thumb tacks? lol

[pokemonfreeky13]

Uhm....I was looking for how teenagers should lose their virginity....not adults or olders.....

[PivotyPivoty]

is it okay if i can be a virgin forever?

[Wahoofuck]

i lost my virginity to a fat slut...i'll regret that shit the rest of my life

[JoRdAn40880]

haha step 9

[serioushamster]

willing partner LOL

[iTzSugaBTCH]

Things could get messy!

O_O

[m187able]

dam!!

[ddias09]

JUST FUCK!!!!

[homerglider]

Whats with the depressing music at the end?

[Kiiwicooks]

there are so many things wrong with this video... also he brings a new meaning to the 40yo virgin...what are the pins for with condoms a good idea? none of these lubes is ever very fun either...least of all mayonnaise unless she making him a sammich!

[trogdor147]

You put it in the whole...

[MakeshiftWings39]

1:18

wtf are the pins for o.o?

[ruchg12]

lol..i dont think that old man needed birth controls. :P

[idlerocker1337]

maraccas and an egg beater, thats what ive been missing when i please my lady LOL

[ShadowPendragon]

Grandma?

[PirateDuckyy]

1:18 thats how my brother was born! i was the result of a plan and my mom being stoned through half the pregnancy :)

[youkrazy3menot]

so wen is it ever a good idea to put stick pins in there with condoms??

result: MISTAKE

[dolerbom]

Grandpa? 

[isaacp170]

no sirve with 15 yr old highschool latinas :Q

[loveudannybabes]

what kind of 75 year old man loses his virginity then or woman loses their virginity then. God, i lost my virginity at 14 not 140!

[0Catfight0]

Wow, I lost my virginity when I was 12 in a movie with my gurl... You guys are just sad!

[25tanco]

soo i should fuck my gand mother???

[alokraja1]

whatever masturbation is the best!

[Lizrd2289]

that old man got swaaggg

[jakewarfare]

Willing partner : *sigh*

[lenstah]

step 1) seize any opportunity if she aint too bad looking she's fuckable , u can fuck any where any time any how so long as u gonna get some

step 2) repeat ( although at this point u re not longer a virgin)

[Lockerzman48]

0:06 yes remember it for the next 2hours your alive

[HaiHaiForever]

1;389 year old vergin

[jchipmunk]

grandpas getting lady tonight! :D



[switalskigirl007]

extra wide?????? chowd

[Ciaran55]

why does he keep pins next to condoms? ..duh

[sonicfanman1997]

Optional : get a Prostitute

[muz1c4lif3]

Why the blood hell are the thumbtacks next to the condoms? Trying trap someone and loose your virginity?

[Penaelo]

This is pretty creepy......

[turtlecat77]

so you need a tutorial to lose your virginity.

[megajazzy10]

@KingOfTrollTube lol me too :)

[playableproductions]

anyone else see the mayonase lube

[ilovemykitten14]

You need a condom?

NOOOO!

[1470cool]

2:36 UMMM useful advice?

[Aerba54]

This video helped me a lot. Now I gotta find "How to get rid of genital warts".

[MrEdilaga]

next video: how to make baby

[XPrincess30]

lol where do you place the towels

[luckylu9]

wtf were the tacks for?????

[XxDreamerxX13]

I don't think you can pick much older of a partner.......

[Misscaitlyn100]

im 13. 

[TheMitsu9999]

@Misscaitlyn100

Me 2 kek

[matascibirka]

@Misscaitlyn100 Me too.

[Giiovannaa26]

and the thumb-tacks, Q-tips and cotton balls are used for birth control how?....you know what, i dont wanna know :s

[iwannadrinkacupoftea]

i suspected it before, but now I'm sure that howcast is actually a comedy channel.

[xaswain014]

I find this hard to masterbate to.

[MARINEx4xLIFE]

lol technicly she doesnt have to be willing XD

[monsterhalogeekman]

wtf 70 yr old virgin hahahahaha

[zomdieEp]

umm they should have lost it long ago.

[chickensandw1tch]

LOL! .. i knew they would have this xD

[MetalGearGander]

I would have thought that a WILLING partner would be optional.

[leopardgeckoguy75]

i think i may kill myself after this thanks howcast



[martin2rose]

wth? tum tack? o.o

[The01Gaby]

They forgot Viagra

[prdx101]

You will need:

1) A hand (Right or Left or Both 0_o )

2) A private room (usualy toilet)

3) PORN ))))

LOL

[halomainia]

why would they use old people wtf

[mrhungry4vids]

why old people? ew

[SecretsInTheShadows]

LOL any one else notice the pins with the condoms?!?

[ShallShaLilcookies]

Old peoples porn!! D,:> im scarred for life....

[212nachito]

I find this hard to masturbate to

[JediLoveMachine]

@212nachito I find this easy to masturbate to.

[KVLT6991]

Old sex :D

[gamerboy506]

PENIS!!

[Mrcomputergeek1]

i wont be able to have a Virgin Mobile phone

[gaara1303]

How to lose your virginity,

you will need:

1)a partner (optional:willing)

2)a hidden location

3)a plan

[vcelt]

123 year old virgin. beat that steve

[narutosakura144]

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[bballcak]

the man looks like a petifile and has the house to prove it

[iMythiic]

i came to fuck bitches

[SirTannen]

"You will need: A willing partner"

Well no freaken' doh!

[uniquekeanu]

@SirTannen actually no you don't who said she should be willing?

[SirTannen]

@uniquekeanu lol

[leggonator500]

The old people makes this creepy

[warpedcomedy]

Please NEVER use old guys again!

[preciouskiss3]

I wonder if they got a video on mastbating

[Bigtailhunter]

Step 1 - Pick the appropriate person to be your partner - Old guy

[ThaCodFathers]

Ha 140 year old virgin

[jacobxtothez]

next video, how to break a hip

[KailiTali]

Who uses salted butter to lubricant ? :D

[9877653]

were do u bye a so called friend

[15speeda]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww­wwwwww. i think at one point of watching this, my dick shrank down to only 11 inches

[sweet58441]

wtf theyre like 80 years old, how hot and messy can it get, its probably like a couple of sandy ragdolls rubbing up against each other, lol

[AJTwister97]

@sweet58441 and thank you for burning that image into my head

[lilmane3]

Step 9: Push The Couch?

[TheMikaylaRivera]

this shouldnt be losing your virginity it should be putting on an adult diaper or something