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  • Coming Soon.. Jeremy Lin is.. The Yellow Mamba

  • No teammates to pass to, just how kobe likes it.

  • coming soon---> Brian Scalabrine is: The White Mamba

  • When you are the most overrated player in the world... Call yourself the black mamba

  • If you look closely, you'll see that Lebron travelled.

    (Just a joke for those of you who don't understand them)

  • kobe cheated

  • for a sec i thought he said the black mama XDDDDDD

  • not bad!

  • illumiinati members LMFAO!!

  • @MrKayyKay Did that sting a lil u fag boy? I dont know what u mean with he accomplished. Its maybe because of weak minded posers like you. SO FUCK YOURE MOM n Kokye and his mom.

  • Robert Rodriguez is a LEGEND.

  • kobe sucks.

  • @nayanddeb except he's by far the best player left in the nba. You don't know shit about basketball

  • This is so stupid!

  • pause @ 0:07 you'll see kevin garnett

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  • How long is this movie anyway ?

  • @TheSaka24 6 min !!

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  • He traveled.

  • Hey everyone my names Ryan! I'm from Ireland and I'm a point guard, I have a bunch of vids posted cuz I'm tryna make it to America :) so if you could check out me vids and tell me what you think it'd mean the world to me.. Thanks everyone :D

  • @RyanLaker07 just buy a fuckin ticket to america.

  • search "Crazy Laughing Faggot". its so funny!!!

  • My dad's coworker's son works as a waiter at an LA resturant. He (the waiter) waited on Kobe once and said he was a jerk, he complained about his steak was taking too long

  • "When you are the worlds best basketball player..." it says all

  • LEBRON IS THE BEST!

  • @adamkwas YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

  • hun?

  • /watch?v=osvbIcmItyU&feature=p­layer_embedded

    justin gets ass kicken?

    :D:D...just watch this

  • the title would suit him better if it said Kobe Bryant is "A Rapist"

  • LeBron should have been the boss. It would have made sense anyway the way their careers have gone

  • youtube/fatheadslim85

  • kobe and kanye should make an air kozy

  • KILLUMINATI Kobe The Best But Fuck Him He's That Damn SATAN

  • Kanye West <33333

    Fuck ILLUMINATI

  • They should have Rick Ross as the Boss hahahahaa

  • haha nice nike campaign.

  • WE ALREADY TOLD WE GLOBAL YOU DXXX SUCKERS -JAY Z VOICE

  • 0:17 did he say I'M THE BAWZ!

  • BRING EM TO ME!!!!! lmao kanye stupid

  • The Black Mamba = Stupidest nickname in sports history

  • @athltspirit not really cuz hiz name iz named after a deadly snake dat strike at any time and he shows dat on the court

  • AWESOME!

  • Hey guys, shut up.

  • Man that was gay. Why is Kobe so gay these days? It's like he wants to appeal to Europe or something. Fags from Spain are the worst! All they want to do is suck black dicks and lick black assholes. Those faggot Spanish turds are fucked in the head!

  • Hey, come be in my commercial=illuminati???? Wow doing commercials for pay is evilllllll.

  • Kanye west !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @misamune dumbass they consider satin as there god so when they say thank god they mean satin. he dosent say thank jesus

  • @watupo9 perhaps its you the one who's the real Evil's Prophet! are you aware of the 9th commandment in the 10commandments? You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor....... and defenetely you a what you are currently doing now is to spread false witness against KOBE! and you are the one getting your soul burned!

  • @misamune wow lol!!!!!!!!

  • @watupo9 how about you look at yourself in the mirror, devil worshipper!

  • @watupo9 dude fuck you no one cares.. youre a satan cocksucker.

  • @misamune dumbass they consider satin as there god so when they say thank god they mean satin diffrent people have diffrent gods.

  • @watupo9 you haters are just those isolated groups who insinuated this issue! Kobe grew up in Italy, and as a bigfan i know that Kobe and his family used to attend Sunday masses when he was younger! i dont know if you haters are aware of that fact! all i know you will do everything to bash someones reputation and spread false accusations just to destroy his reputation! do you ever know that you are the one the perpetration of of spreading wrong statements.

  • the black mamba? seriously where did he get that from anyway.i know this is wrong but it sounds like the announcer dude said "black mama" lol

  • "Big boss.... you like fishsticks?"

  • Subtitles = FAIL

  • so r they gonna make this a full movie or wat? cause ide watch it

  • i wish Quentin Tarrintino made this commercial

  • @unwritten576 i wish tarantino and rodríguez make the comercial...epic...

  • its really comforting to see dumb fuck faggy ass retards jerk off at the thought of the illuminati infecting every aspect of our lives in the world. gives me hope for the future

  • yeeeeeeeeeeeeezy

  • Where the hell is the iluminati sign ?!

  • @godzila94 Thas what Im sayin, I saw nothin at all

  • OMG While i was watching 7 seconds of this video I was thinking about " Why I never see Kanye in a commercial" THEN I SAW Kanye West lol ..I was like what!

    So I came here to see Kanye <3

  • One of his best commercials, right next to his cameo in the Call of Duty: Black Ops commercial.

  • the only thing that comes to mind after watching this is ILLUMINATI

  • oh man that was a good laugh.. love this video

  • If Lebron can get a movie then so should Kobe!

  • Man that would be tite a basketball game on top of a building in la....haha imagine that in real life ....that would be cool. I know im being to crazy minded!

  • ...gay

  • It's just a shoe commercial dummies. NOT a movie ... SMH

  • @lamarzprice82 its not a movie its a movie short but its not a shoe commerical who's the Dummy now ?smh lol

  • so is it a movie?

  • @rodlara27 yep

  • Kobe Bryant, start focusing on your game, instead of this movie. The Lakers aren't as good as they were before, and I'm blaming this movie as a reason why the Lakers aren't as good. You're still my favorite basketball player, but you have to focus more on your game than anything else.

  • @indianhottie8 what do you mean they aren't as good as before, they are back to back champs. Just because they have lost some dumb regular season game doesn't mean they aren't as good as before. They always have struggled in the regular season because they are an old team. Once they get to the playoffs they will step there game up and fix their mistakes like they always have, and win another championship.

  • @DaAldoGangProdutions theyy never struggled like this before btw im a lakers fan they lost to the cavs man, there not going to the 1 seed like they have been for the past 4 years you cant say this happends every year because it doesnt all there wins are against below 500 teams

  • @indianhottie8 yo stfu, u tellin the smartest player in the game to focus more the one who doesnt even move wen matt barnes puts a ball right in his face or the funniest person in the world is making jokes and kobe isnt even paying attention his mind is always in the game he is alwayss focused and thats why he the best basketball player in the world

  • @straight2helll

    You should probably read what I typed?

  • RODRIGUEZ-KOBE-KANYE-BRUCE-MAC­HETE.... YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :))))

  • reminds of megamind...... black mambaaaaaaahhhhh =)

  • Kanye West = THE BAWSE ....

  • @MrMiniblock Kanye West is a PIECE OF SHIT. He cant een act

  • @aguafinatv and you keep watching kanye's videos, kanye keeps winning tbh.... gtfo

  • kind of boring to watch compared to space jam where MJ is the star XD...haha

  • Wrong Kobe Is Preventing himself from losing his shoes because he is escaping from hell danny trejo is the beast , Bruce willis is satan ,kanye want's to steal shoes

  • The title is catchy and great.

  • O woww ok I'm just warning u

  • I'd rather suffer through watching a movie about Milli Vanilli than one staring Kobe "Cry Baby" Bryant!

  • 14 people thought Lebron should have been in this???? Buuut he's not! haha! Kobe is BOMB.COM! LA baby!

  • this is shit

  • this is bull siht

  • IM THE BOSSSSSS!!!

  • WTF! this is just some BS! only a dumbass agrees to do a commercial like this. SMH go sit down somewhere Kobe

  • 18 people reckon that the line "Black Mamba ain't nothing. IM THE BOSS." was supposed to be said by Lebron and not Kanye.

  • Guys u need to stop watching this shit u guys r BLIND..this is the illuminti and Kobe is SATAN,why do u think Danny trejo is sayin ur on a freeway to hell and kayne West is sayin some other shit in this video.trust me guys this is the illuminti doin all this stuff

  • @falcons2k81 did the illuminati also cause your girlfriend to break up with you today? OR for you to lose your job? Or did it cause you to get addicted to soft-core porn? WOW, the power of the illuminati!

  • so wait this is a real movie?

  • This was rather ridiculous. It wasn't even funny. And truthfully this might be the first time in about nine years that Kobe is arguably not the best anymore. He's just getting too old, his body has been through alot. Not to mention the Lakers aren't playing the same. But anyways, Derrick Rose for MVP.

  • @NyaHemmings Derrick Rose MVP? you poor sad pathetic fan of a long dead franchise you Bulls fans wont see another title unless you clone Jordan.

  • Wow, you silly kids swallow your brainwash good, huh?

    "The best basketball player in the world" ? WTF???

    Then how come he holds the record for most game winning misses? How come he never was statistically the consistently most valuable player of his team? (Before it was Shaq, now it's Gasol) How come he somehow magically had a major decrease in his first 3 finals? How come a guy like Nowitzki is better in the playoffs?

    More like "The most overrated basketball player in the world"

    LMAO

  • lmfao thats exactly why I watched it twice

    

  • wtf?? im a big big fan of kobe fut this shit juts looks stupid looks more like just an ad for kobe shoes than a trailer for a movie!!

  • Kobe Bryant + Kanye West = iLLuminati

  • @xDaRkIcEx4 Yeah Im Tellin You This Commercial Is Illuminati Kobe Is Satan & So Is Kanye

  • @xDaRkIcEx4 shut the fuck up ...please (i asked nicely :) )

  • @xDaRkIcEx4 lol thats kinda dumb to say.

  • @xDaRkIcEx4 <<< illuminati

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  • @xDaRkIcEx4 I dont see any illuminati shit here maybe your just fucked up for seeing it

  • @ProducaBoy911 It's everywhere. See that "a" you just typed, put it on an angle while drinking a v8 upside down while walking backwards. Illuminati!

  • @xDaRkIcEx4 perhaps Kanye West is an illuminati, but not KOBE! Kobe is a believer of God! as you can see, he always mention of how thankful he is to God!

  • @misamune I wonder if he thanked god after he got done raping that chick

  • @xDaRkIcEx4 u believe it u must be in it!!!!!!!!

  • is this real

  • KOBE KOBE KOBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!! :-D

  • i didnt know the illuminati made commercials now wooow weee

  • @johnnyqwest23 I Agree Kobe I On A Freeway To Hell

  • seems to be a bad movie but Kobe's presence makes up for that

  • did he travel or isn't that a foul in the underworld

  • Kobe is the best NBA player that I have ever seen.Kobe has 5 rings,you don't anything and just shut up>IRONXi0NG

  • Kobe is the best NBA player that I have ever seen.Kobe has 5 rings,you don't anything and just shut up>IRONXi0NG

  • Kobe is one of the worst player in NBA history.no NBA rings.even mcgrady have more rings.

  • @IR0NXi0NG what NBA are YOU watching?!?

  • Every single Professional Analyst of the NBA believes Lebron is the best player in the world. They might say somebody else may be better in one aspect, but as the entire player, Lebron is the best in the World

  • dumbass

  • CANT WAIT!

  • KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

  • is it just me or did kobe have a big ass travel

  • Mamba has the better commercial, but Lebrons kick are just 10 times awesome

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  • @KamalAkaBeLikeKobe ; dude, if you want tennis shoe-youre gonna purchase zoom kobes:) but, lebrons kicks are legit succsessor of jordans-when mj used to play. its like old school basketball shoe, designed in a modern way. ok, they may be lighter,put LBJ VIII are more comfortable than zoom kobes in my opinion

  • @Pedjatsar Tennis shoes? I mean damn, one of the best players in the league plays in them and u call them tennis shoes? So everything low-cut is bad? Gil 0 was one of the dopest shoes ever, and it was low-cut. KD plays in low-cuts Kobe look-alikes too. And it really depends what u mean by comfortable. I'm a guard, so i need to be low to the ground and move quick. LeBron's were kinda pulling me down with their weight. And my feet were moving a lil slower. Just my opinion though, peace

  • @KamalAkaBeLikeKobe mate, the difference between lbjs and kobes isnt 2 kilos -to pull you down. so either youre 20 kilos of weight, or youre over exaggerating// :DDDDD

    i think we can agree to disagree. its a subjective thing overall

  • @Pedjatsar No But They Apart Of It So Is Lebron Trust Me If I Type Lebron It Will Show The Same Vids Lol

  • @7a88xl are you high or something

  • @Pedjatsar Naww Fuck Weed You Think Im High Cuz It Sounds Crazy Just Do Ya Research

  • @Pedjatsar hahaha, good point, yeah, difference ain't that much, but still pretty big if u PLAY :) I definitely agree to disagree :D

  • blackmamba!!

  • Wouldn't LeBron be better for this?

  • hmm I'd still take Kobe ober Lebron, because with Kobe you never know what your going to get. You remember when he scored 81 points. Man you can't forget that guys.

  • @mvelt24 Kobe Scored 81 On His 666th Game Of His Career 6+6+6=18 81 Backwards The Devils Number There Are Way More Things To It Than That

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  • Where's LeBron? He said the worlds best basketball player??

  • @xXCORNNXx you mean the worlds best choker?

  • Illuminati

  • @Tranier07 I Was Thinking The SameThing Bro

  • @Tranier07 that was the first thing i thought too, it almost screams it. And considering kanye is in it (and he's shady) it looks like it really is

  • 14 people thought Lebron should have been in this

  • @454665 make it 16

  • @454665 Well , those 14 people need to suck it up, kobe is the best of all time.

  • kanye's part was so funny!

  • best player ever

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  • FIRST OF ALL......THE BLACK MAMBA? SOUNDS LIKE SOME CHILDISH AND1 STREETBALL NAME. I HOPE THIS SHOE-SELLING NIKE SKIT WILL BE RATED "PG" INSTEAD OF KOBE'S "R" RATED MOUTH.

  • @MrPrada25 His Name Is Black Mamba Cuz It Represents The Devil Tounge A Snake

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  • Is this really coming out as a movie?

  • lmao

  • LEBRON AINT GOT SHIT ON THIS!!!

  • Straight Illuminati

  • @riyaleh25 Hell yeah It Is Kobe Is Satan Go Lebron He's Jesus

  • @7a88xl Lebrobronze's a clown