Daddy, buy me a prostitute!

[LoloTheCrazyFlower]

looool, I can't believe it.

Um. I don't think I'll say anything...

[SaithJC]

OMG I couldn't stop laughing the whole time ... which is bad cause I was at work.

[Infidelerious]

I don't know how you're going to take this but with the beard you kind of look like Penn Jillette.

[pixonu]

I wish I could grow a mustache like that ;)

[JGIRL2296]

I think that that dad needs some parenting lessons, and that kid needs to wait about 5 tears b4 he shold veen be thinking about having sex, I meen come on the kid was 14, he had raging hormones, you don't do that it's just dumb!

[Zoetherat]

If you had a really cool parent that you were close to, it might be ok. But if you're not close to them and they offer to buy you a prostitute, it can be pretty awkward. Especially if you're in a bar where other ppl might overhear you. I know this from experience.

[onlywhenprovoked]

LOL. how did i miss this one.

[asuka33221109]

haha i love role of the father you played!

[Essemprum]

I think the only mistake was that the parents were involved in it.

[Walabio]

This reminds me about a when I took my nephew to loose his virginity. I decided to be proactive because as a teenager, I lost a friend in a freak accident. I do not know whether he was a virgin, but it is a terrible thought thinking someone can die whithout having sex.

I took him to the "massage" parlar and got him laid. Afterwards, he idiotically told his parents. His father chewed me out when his wife was in the room and thanked and congradulated me the moment she left.

[blackmaleinc]

hmmm the crime was he was only willin to pay 30

when you buy a prostitute for another person u have to spend more than a c-note. and for ur son, and it his first time that is a 500 dollar whore at least but u skip next 2 birthdays.

[mattmon01]

Honestly....when I was 14....I didn't know what sex was......of course that was a different time than it is now. Yeah. I'm old.

[onlywhenprovoked]

how could you NOT be obsessed with sex as a 14 year old boy? and no offense but - if you're only 31 years old like your profile says, then it wasn't "a different time than it is now", you were just reppressed.

[alderson2]

Didn't know what sex was? Come on. Lots of kids are having sex when they are 14. It's cool that his dad was trying to help him out. I guess they're very close. The prostitute thing is a crime though. I agree that the kid should continue staying with his father. People do worse things than this and keep their kids. He wasn't hurting the kid. I was trying to help. He just needs to take some parenting courses. Quite a few I think.

[dogseatsnakes]

This is a cometary on gender differences. Some may have seen it as poor parenting skills but nobody saw the boy as abused.

Males are always perceived as sexual predators and females as victims. This is just the nature of sexual politics. Let the boy get laid - males like sex for the sake of sex.

[liveinahole]

Interesting and unexpected perspective. I like your brain. It's a kick in my non-existant nuts. Thanks for the reality check, and I mean that. Honestly, how many people considered this?

[KingHeathen]

"Happy 14th Birthday, son! Here's an STD!"

Nice parenting skills, dad!

The judge must also be a pimp and wanted to get the dad to use one of his girls. The whole story reeks of stupidity!

[RunandGunPictures]

Honestly I don't see the issue. I understand that kid so much...

[RocknRoll420763]

hahaha, loved the mustache and goatee :D

[RubiconJohn]

this vid is sick

[BishounenNerd]

So wait, this kid wants to buy a PROSTITUTE for his birthday!? And his father actually LET him? Wow... And then the court decides that he's a man of OUTSTANDING CHARACTER!? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?

[maninnc]

This father dfinately needs MAJOR parenting classes and the judge needs help also to allow the child to go back to a home with this type of parenting.........SICK!! Great video though:)

[Katalyzt]

Wow! I have only heard of stuff like this from movies.

Katalyzt

[TehFunKeyMonKey]

Okay, I may be an odd 14 year old but I'm a 14 year old boy and what I want for my birthday is a DSi not a prostitute, that's just wrong, I mean I'm way to young and prostitutes are just going to be diease ridden, a dude, or a cop. I would just save my self from dieases, penis, and cops by getting a DSi for my birthday instead :D

Also, eww...

[hotspur2514]

I wouldn't try to find a lot of merit in getting a 14 year old boy laid, but I can remember what it was like, and sex and chicks were on my mind ALL THE TIME.

[EyeLean5280]

You're very funny.

What do I think about the story?

I think both the father and the judge are incredibly stunted people and the kid will probably grow up the same.

[iluvmyveedub]

When I was 14, I wanted those two child molesting fuckers to get arrested and murdered in prison... I never got the opportunity to choose what I wanted when I was young, so good on this kid for wanting to get laid.

Shame on the police for trying to prevent it. Prostitution shouldn't be illegal, it's the oldest profession in the world, if that kid wants to get some sex, let him have it.

[NessaViiv12]

lmao! so is it gonna be virgin kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Brianswers]

Your re-enactment was much more entertaining than the news story :)

Yeah that's strange. Gotta wonder what the dad was thinking.

[lazymornings]

I wish he was my dad!

[missXmikey]

That's hilarious!!!! "What do you want for your birthday, son?", "I want a hooker!" ROFLOL

[FeverSK]

Well, it IS the quickest way to get laid... :D

[BENY0HAMA]

I think I'd like a date with the shan for my next birthday, by the way. Especially if you wear that fake goatee.

[BENY0HAMA]

I wish my daddy bought me a hooker at age 14. I think he got me a nintendo game instead. Nintendo's awesome, but hookers? Only hookers who play nintendo afterwards would be better!

[mynameisnotmaddie]

Wow, that is disgusting!

Great video, though.

[shadowInurez]

I dont see a problem with that, actualy. by 14 in alot of the world a boy is a man and nolonger a virgin

[Justinfh2point0]

What kind of prostitute would actually have sex with a 14-year-old anyway?

[grotillum]

Lol. Some prostitutes have sex even with dogs. A 14 yea old is not a problem for most of them.

[godonlyknows0111]

wow. thats just wrong on waaaay to many levels. I'm... not touching this one. lmao

[universalJok3r]

He might as well have said, happy birthday son, here you go, have some syphilis...

[Orygyn]

LOL. Very nice Shan.

[itsbizbuz]

You are too funny with that makeup. ^__^

[psychomichael]

lawl...great vid.

I don't get the fascination with prostitutes personally. I had a friend say you pay for them to leave but this is the guy who couldn't get laid in a morgue. I refuse to pay for sex...probably because I'm lucky enough to find those who'll give it to me for free.

;)

[BMS1974]

If I was 14 and offered a pro, man , I woulda been over the moon ;-) now, as a parent, I see things a little differently ;-) great work girl ;-)x

[RobHandMusicFilms]

haha that was brilliant, but that story is crazy! Good vid Shan! =D

[ArtypNk]

That dad is sooo cool.

[HOLYpinkGRASSHOPPER]

30 bucks for a Linkin park CD ?

[TRueMMELI]

haha that's too weird...

thanks for putting this up, made me laugh a lot =D

[TomSFox]

He BOUGHT him a prostitute? Like, he could keep her?

[Anastasius37]

prostitutes are like smoking and guns, you should be 18 or older to buy them, what what?!

[Anastasius37]

LOL oh dear...

[alaskafido]

Couldn't comment because the character count was false....

[SuperFlyNB]

Other than agreeing with you , what I think is you should be an actress (and I have a kid)

[andrewrberkshire]

If only my father was thoughtful enough to get me syphilis for my 14th birthday....

[FraxinusDipetala]

Totally. "Happy Birthday Son! Here's an STD!"

"Oh great! Just what I've always wanted!"

[BENY0HAMA]

Damn! I want syphilis! If I get that and gonorrhea, I've completed my STD collection.

[HorridFroth]

:oP

[KippHarris]

You have no idea how wonderful it is to see your face back here again ... you make me smile. I don't wanna be some creepy stalker guy who lives for some girl's Youtube videos ... especially when we've never met ... but thanks for coming back! You really make me smile!

[RowanFortuneWood]

'And I dont mean that as a double entendre.' That was hilarious. Disturbing, but hilarious. ***** and favourite.

[Gomer21XX]

Damn... That kid be desperate.

Enjoyed your video. =)

[somechick73]

Let the kid go find his own pussy, end of story. Haha.

[gothassassin14]

LOL nicely done video. :D Yeah...I think it's pretty stupid to buy a prostitute for a kid's 14th birthday. It appears that the youth nowadays are more perverted and horny than when my generation was that age....and I'm only 18! lol :D

[ProfMTH]

LOL! Very nicely done. As ever, your special brand of pinkiness is a delight.

;-) I wanted a Barry Manilow album for my 14th birthday. I can't remember which album it was. I talked about it nearly incessantly, reminding my mother that it was what I wanted. Just a few days before birthday, I went to buy the album for myself, but I didn't tell anyone that I did. There is a photo of me at my 14th birthday dinner opening my parents' gift of the same album with an "Oh, shit" look on my face.

[QuarksAreStrange]

Excellent reconstitution of the events Shan :P

That being said, "The court was told the boy would continue to live with his father" ?? What the hell is wrong with that judge?! Hellooo freakin' extra bad parenting here! Psychologically twisted at so many levels... damn...

[PaxTorumin]

BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Epic. Fail.

You don't buy your 14 year old son a stripper.

A porno, maybe. Or take him to a nudey bar, if you can find one that'll let him in, but you DON'T try to buy him a stripper.

That would be creepy, too. I know if my dad had said, "Hey boy! You wanna get laid today?" on my 14th birthday Id've called the funny farm and let them take him away in a cushy white jacket.

Like cigars and napalm, family and sex--even the very concepts--just don't mix.

[artemisfair]

Meh. I don't really care either way about it. I think it's a little weird to involve parents in your sex-life (in any way beyond having "the talk" at a certain age) but that could just be my upbringing.

[hswatnik]

top of the line until the moralizing at the end and a bit of insecurity- keep the vibe of the first 80% of the video & we'll see you in Hollywood!

[KasparHauser4]

What if the kid had gotten aides at age 14?

[lookagain77]

wow, I had to wait 'til I was 15 before my parents bought me a prostitute, these kids have it so easy these days....

[waugzoo]

lol

Shady father but I cannot argue with the boys decision. I think this would be typical of an Honest 14 year old male...

LOL great vid

thanks for the post

[gogreen18]

hahaha amazing as always shan. i can't believe this shit. i don't know if i should be saying HELL YEAH!!! or....WTF?!

[thinkmorepink]

I know right?!

[msginca]

OMG .... lmao, lmao, lmao !!!

Is it any wonder I have a crush, as big as Mt Everest, on you!!!

LOLOLOL!!!

[fractal420]

That is disgusting.

Everyone knows you buy the kid a hooker at 16.

[thinkmorepink]

I know right?? I thought EVERYONE knew that :P

[Atheistblindchick]

LMAO!!!

This is just too weird...

[thinkmorepink]

oh, what you don't see, I dress up as a man in this video, facial hair and all :P

[theqmogvlogs]

and she dresses as a teenage boy, zits and all too...

[Atheistblindchick]

LOL

Wow, she went all out, eh?

[thinkmorepink]

oh you're good for noticing that too! :P

[DrumWild]

You sound EXACTLY the way I thought you would.

That man costume is classic!

[DrumWild]

Oh, and I forgot... I still wanna pull your hair.

[ghostofdayinperson]

This was really well made! Lmao.

[citizenkong]

It may have been a family tradition.

[Father0Blivion]

Epic 'stache is epic.

Personally, I don't see anything wrong here, so long as all parties were consenting and the kid was smart enough to wear a condom.

[animallover1467]

but hes 14 not even an adult

[Father0Blivion]

So? What difference does age make, it's but a silly number that has no reflection of anything. Perhaps he's able to handle sex much more maturely than those who are of the age of consent.

[heatherlynblue]

I think that if you can't secure your own sex date w/out mom or dad's help - that might be an indication that you're not ready.

[Mastikator]

How does it follow that just because someone is unable to secure a sex date without a parents help, that person is not ready.

[theqmogvlogs]

14! and still needs his Daddy's help to get a prostitute... Nope, not ready for sex, PERIOD!

That said though, I guess as far as first times go, I can see guys going that route simply because they want to experience sex... but also don't want to do it "wrong" so are too shy to do it with a girlfriend, too afraid of being judged for their awkward fumbling inexperienced selves... a prostitute just wants to get paid... she doesn't expect to enjoy it. Its ok to be a lousy or too quick lay.

[thinkmorepink]

I love you for multiple reasons, Sara. I love your insight, ESPECIALLY on a topic like this. You're just great :)

[troy5690]

His peers would have thought he was super-bad-ass and he would have been escalated to legend amoungst his friends.

Its the worlds best gift.

[blithium]

Well, I'm fourteen, and right know I'd kind of like Pokémon Platinum, or Katrina Vandenburg's poetry book, /Atlas/.

Make what you will of that.

[xNefarious]

The music made me want to dance!

This was awesome. :D

You always seem to approach things just the right way!

You should make more videos.

<3

[NLPNVC]

A potential STD for his 14th birthday, the gift that keeps on giving....

[amhemsley]

You make a ridiculously attractive man. Now I'm going to have to go and ask myself some uncomfortable questions.

[thinkmorepink]

I resisted the urge to make out with myself. I'm not into cheesy mustaches :P

[FullOfFail]

This video reminds me of that one day I was in Spain riding bulls. One tried to flip me off so I grabbed him by the fucking neck and threw him 30 feet. He crashed into a building and exploded into confide. Them all the Spanish kids ate him. Good times.

[thinkmorepink]

Oh I love it when you comment on my videos, lol.

[FullOfFail]

Really? ..Nobody has ever been nice to me before D: I don't know how to take it.

[FullOfFail]

** confetti not confide

damn mozilla :/

[BENY0HAMA]

Best comment of all time, period. You win, fail.

[DonQuixotedeKaw]

This is strictly a societal perspective issue. In many diverse societies, this is a rite of passage ritual, that if requested, will be honored. The law be damned, because it often used to be REQUIRED, on pain of death. Now that is homophobia! If the request is not made (after several years) or the BOY does not take care of the need himself, the parents will start making plans for their son being gay.

Like it? No Accept it? Yes.

We are the ones who ARE strange,

to even think of this as strange.

[HeadoftheHydra]

When I was 14 I wanted a pair of K2 250 rollerblades.

I got them months late when my parents finally gave in and gave me the money to buy 'em.

Pretty sure I didn't really WANT to get laid until several years later!

[grenangle]

good character. Well he didn't hook him up with his mum. I don't want to know about my kids sex life.

[snoggerforce76]

nottingham ftw

[PerthPete1]

Hi Shannon,

I agree, ridiculous.

Whilst most liberal, educated, non religious people agree that parents should be educating their children about sexuality, and related issues, (so that they did not feel the need to lose their virginity at 14) this is taking education in an entirely wrong direction.

[bubonicnate]

1:15 - lols

[David2point0]

I think...

...that it's typical of an American to take a British story & translate it to America.

It was £20, not $30 & the father was Polish!

[thinkmorepink]

I know it was 20, and I tried converting it, sorry if I'm not fluent in foreign currency. I know he was polish, I was just animating it, geeehszzz :P

[heatherlynblue]

pink, you're so typical.  lol

[joshstevens76]

I wanted a Nintendo game for my 14th birthday (Castlevania 2).

[heatherlynblue]

omg - miss you! awesome vid.

i can't believe the dad thought his son's viginity had to be "taken care of" at 14.

[thinkmorepink]

HA!!! I know, right?

Love you heatherlynlove <3

[sonata1992]

I didn't know what type of freaking person I liked at 14...would've liked a lovely something for 17 though... *angelic grin*

Though not from parents. Eww.

[heatherlynblue]

i know! that mom and dad would be part of that process at all.... like, when you came home they would look at you and say what - "did you have fun, honey?" or "so... how was it?" creepy.

[misskaylee01]

Hilarious story x]

[CousinoMacul]

Hey, the kid just wanted to get laid. Maybe his parents should have draw the line, but I'm not too concerned.

[Elaina43]

You said it: Ridiculous!

LMAO 2:00

Hmmmm... what did I want when I was 14? 

A date with Mark Hammill, maybe?

And boobs (of any size) I didn't get those until I was 19.

Hysterical vid, Shan 8‹D

[hurleyGRANDE]

woooooooooot

[FranzDuckVideos]

Amazing.

I wish I had that dad.

[Walabio]

If you are ever in Northwestern California, I can take you to the local "massage" parlor. Just read the comment I left on this comment-page.

[xxoreoxxandxxoreoxx]

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