Full Metal Jacket Bootcamp Part 2

[TheInferno515]

you climb obstacles like old people fuck!!!

[msinclair1991]

"Drop your cocks and grab you socks!!" lmao

[msinclair1991]

"Private Pyle whatever you do do not fall down that'll break my fucking heart!!" that is the funniest fucking thing I ever heard in vietnam movies in my entire life.

[TheCoolProfessor]

Six people are short dicked cannibals on the congo!

[Trippweed]

"Are you going to fucking die, Pyle?!"

[nflannery59]

DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU CAN NOT DO ONE SINGLE PULL UP YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT PRIVATE PYLE GET OUT OF MY FACE. epic

[nflannery59]

now these days DIs scream so unorthodoxly you cant even understand them

[JoeBabes62]

if it short dick every canibal on the congo LOL

[TheConvictHacker]

4:25 LMFAO

[sergeantclark1]

GET UP THEIR SNOWBALL!!! Ha lol

[neda562]

@ 1:35 AND YOUR BOUNCING .....

[DaWok370]

6 people climbed obstacles like old people fuck.

[GnarlyNateDawg]

I'M GONNA RIP YOUR BALLS OFF SO YOU DONT CONTAMINATE THE REST OF THE WORLD!!

[runescape8899]

this is my rifle this is my gun this is fighting this is for fun

[Flazix1]

He teach you how to pee

[alexcorvyn]

Private Pyle FTW!

[SilentWeaponsIII]

Six people must have dropped their socks and grabbed their cocks.

[KING5TORM1418]

''I bet if there were some pussy up on top of that obstacle you can get up there''. LOL

[Kurt2012007]

If God wanted you up there he'd a miracled your ass up there!

[loqutor]

That monkey bar obstacle? I coulda done that in FIVE seconds when I was a kid.

[Alixkid1542]

EVEN IF IT SHORT DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!!!!

[TheBasicStuff]

YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK!

[loqutor]

@TheBasicStuff Yeah, Hartmann would know all about that.

[RATMAudioslaveJunky]

YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK YOU KNOW THAT PRIVATE PYLE?! GET UP HERE YOUR TOO SLOW! PRIVATE PYLE WHATEVER YOU DO DONT FALL DOWN, IT WOULD BREAK MY FUCKING HEART! QUICKLY UP AND OVER! WELL WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR PRIVATE PYLE UP AND OVER! ARE YOU QUITTING ON ME?! WELL ARE YOU?! YOU SLIMEY FUCKING WALRUS PIECE OF SHIT, GET THE FUCK OFF MY OBSTACLE! GET THE FUCK OFF MY OBSTACLE!!! NOW! NOW! NOW! I WILL RIP YOUR BALLS OFF PRIVATE PYLE!!!

[LordIncompetent]

GOODNIGHT LADIES

[smurf835]

Disappear scumbagg!!

[angelon111]

i motherfucking love private snowball!

[fhood]

Love it when he throws the garbage can across the floor! hahaha

[Eromero587]

"I bet if there was some pussy on top of that obstacle, you would have been up there by now"

[TheDUBAnimations]

my new saying is the _____ will be over by time we fucking get up their if someone is walking to slow

[TheFlamez123]

"I'm gonna cut ur balls off so u don't infect the rest of the world!!!"

[ArsenalfcNgeria]

you mean to tell me you cant do one pull up!? lol ol ol ol lol

[dannypafford]

i bet you if there was some pussy up the you get up there.. huh pyle

[starwarsisfunny]

rock your cocks and grab your socks

[TheSicboy1]

this is my rifle  this is my gun this is for fighting this is for fun

[gocolts1490]

6 people are slimey fuckin walrus lookin pieces of shit

[GinIchigo]

Faggot lied to me D:

[g4tech]

1:31 what is he saying some i understood Your're bouncing and a bit of Left right

[ExtreameEnigma34]

my dad said he had a drill Sargent like tht

[mustwinder]

@ExtreameEnigma34 A lot of people had a DI like that!

[GinIchigo]

"Insert Quote from movie"

[MataLich009]

get the fuck off of my obstacle!! get the FUCK down off of my obstacle!! NOW!!!

[danusmcgator]

best war movie ever.

[MrC343]

"Then quit! You slimy fuckin walrus lookin piece of shit!"

[gregsmusic1]

you cant do 1 single pullup ?

[NSAThrace]

I don't know why. but I crack up when hartman comes in there banging on the trashcan. Can't wait for that...

[saleempayne]

"i bet if it was some pussy on top of that obstacle u could get up there"lol!!hahahah..this guy is funny!

[slimfart7]

unorganized grapastic pieces of enfebon shit

[Tburns30]

@slimfart7 ?

[USArmyIsMyFuture]

@slimfart7 it is unorganized grab-ass-tic pieces of amphibian shit.

[WexicoStudios]

Dont Go to the website cos its not real

[kibaluv3r]

Oh Pyle... I luv ya.

[Psycho5275]

This is the best part of the bootcamp. Why does it have the least amount of views?

[lynch3]

"you climb obstacles like old people fuck"

[pochazet]

FOUR INCHES FROM YOUR CHEST, PYLE!!! FOUR INCHES!!!

[blockfrenzydude]

"are you quitting on me? well are you?! then quit you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit!"

LMAO

[ArmenianSOADfreak]

what is he chanting at 1.33?

[Wabaanimkii]

He will teach you how to pee!

[ttaggart12345]

this ladies and gentelmen, is why the US has the best marine corps in the world

[aggiefitz]

6 people cannot do one single pull up

[ericatomic934]

Hit it sweetheart! :D

[mahaLoLolo1]

THEN QUIT, YOU SLIMY FUCKING WALRUS LOOKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!

[kingdrauser09]

Get the fuck off of my obstacle lmfao u are a worthless piece of shit pile get out of my face this movie is what military should be

[WinterSoilder]

@kingdrauser09 it actually used to be like this. My father was in the Corps. back in the late '60's, and he told me once that a guy in his group tried to get sent home by cutting his wrist left to right, claiming mental unstability. The drill Sgt. came over, took his knife, said: "YOU DID IT WRONG YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!" and cut the dudes wrist north to south, then made the guy walk to the medic building. Which was 5 buildings over from the bunks. They can't do shit like that anymore.

[SantiDaKing]

WERE U BORN A FAT SLIMY SCUM BAG YOU PIECE OF SHIT PVT. PILE! OR DID U HAVE TO WORK ON IT!?!

[SantiDaKing]

THAT IS NOT UR DADDYS SHOTGUN PVT. COWBOY!

[t3kkn1nja]

lmfao the fucking war will be over by the time we're done here pyles!

[Blackwolf5551]

"Drop your cocks and grab your socks"!

[iceguy0077]

PVT PYLE, WHAT EVER YOU DO, DON'T FALL DOWN! IT WOULD BREAK MY FUCKING HEART!!

[SuperDictionar]

Good night ladies! :D

[KXRB16]

Do you feel dizzy?! Do you feel faint?! Jesus H. Christ, I think you've got a hard-on! Lol xD

[snifyoner]

0:58 aint that from COPS? HUH! BAD BOYS!

[TheSerpentine123]

I watch this all the time, its that good

[aznkent29]

man private pile is such a bitch......he sucks sooo badly....he's not even a good recruit.....i hope this doesn't happen in real life cuz i don't know how recruits can go through intense physical training when they can't do a simple task......

[rjbonacolta]

@aznkent29 These days you can't get into boot camp unless you're in shape.

[aznkent29]

@rjbonacolta yeah of course....but there are some officers in the navy and the air force who are out of shape......that's pretty bad knowing that they are called to bear arms and serve their country.......they're supposed to be in excellent shape not in bad shape.....that's pretty bad.....hahaha!

[frankrr14]

move move move!!!!!

[MRX31605]

i like how he named the negro snowball....hahahaha

like the simpsons dead cat

[xXMonteCristoXx]

reveille! reveille! drop your cocks and grab your socks! XD

[xXSwaggxxStarXx]

GET THE FUCK OFF MY OBSTACLE!!!!!!!! GET THE FUCK OFF MY OBSTACLE!!!!!!!

[sh1tsweak1]

OH THATS RIGHT PVT PILE!! IF GOD WANTED YOU UP THERE HE WOULD HAVE MIRACLED YOUR ASS UP THERE!

[ZombieHitman13]

He has the most beautiful singing voice...

[JUANITO5338]

I FUCKEN LOVE HOW SARGEANT GUNNY HATES AND FIGHTS WITH PVT. PILE AL THE TIME...LMAO

[XNecroXFearX]

My cousin who was in the Marines, said one that for 3 days of his training, R. Lee Ermy came in and starting hollering out drills for them, and he said he was more scared for his life than actually fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan because the guy was picking out all the weaklings, and making them extra drills while berating them. That's why I'm glad I didn't join the Marines, because Ermy is too awesome and scary at the same time!

[bobbyray56]

@XNecroXFearX

Can't hang. bro?

[XNecroXFearX]

@bobbyray56 actually, I'm Autistic.

[Sc0rpic0m]

"I'M GONNA RIP YOUR BALLS OFF! SO YOU CANNOT CONTAMINATE THE REST OF THE WORLD!"

lol

[19cjohn]

the jacops ladder made me woozy at basic

[nflannery59]

well, this is one way to get around a copyright

[Tyler14young]

wtf is he saying @ 1:30??

[Zizzister]

6 people don't have their rifle, neither their "gun"

[swing6995]

u slimmy fuckin walrus fuckin peace of shit lmao nd you climb obstacles like old people fuck lmao

[tagjim]

I WILL MOTIVATE YOU PRIVATE PYLE -- IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!!!

[Millsey91]

This is my rifle, this is my gun! (This is for fighting, this is for fun!)

[bigdogstorm43]

i am going to rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world... lol i love this

[hedonism13]

I am going to rip your balls off to stop you from contaminating the rest of the world Pvt Pyle!

[sleazebee]

damn i love when pile kills that fucker :) his awesome insults will be missed though

[SpartanMen]

No -LESS- than 10 seconds?

So the longer they take, the better?

[SuperLiftRick]

During mt tenure (80-86') this is reality. There is a reason. You don't fully understand why until about week 4-5. After that it becomes life. You react faster than you think...Thus the reason behind the training. You reprogram a man mentally, you can build him up physically.

[curlsylvania]

4:57-5:13 "Were you born a fat slimmy scumbag you piece of shit, Private Pile?? Or did you have to work on it!?!?...The fuckin' war will be over by the time we get up there, wont it Private Pile?!?!

[wiseguy310]

"If god wanted you up there He would've Miracled your Ass"

[tichergeorge]

fucking satan he should be a fitness instructor

[MainStreetMech]

I'd have to tell that guy off, but that's just me.

[CMPUNKFISH]

@MainStreetMech well in the core its different if you tell him off you will pretty much die

[mkzhero]

lol that's a good boot camp.. Compared to Russia's army (or rather how it was in the time the movie talks about) its heaven

[thebigwhitedude]

@mkzhero well Russia might have a better marine training camp but you probably talking about Russian spec ops and of course a spec ops has worse training i guarantee navy SEALs have it way worse then any other military training

[mkzhero]

@thebigwhitedude no no i mean its a whole lot harder. Physically and mentally. For the normal soldiers i mean. For special ops its easier on the mental part but almost impossible physically. In modern days its a bit easier than what is showed in this video but in the days this video speaks of its 5 times harder.

[thebigwhitedude]

@mkzhero well you are right because this was an older training im VERY disgraced in usa training today its very sad how easy the military training and boot camps are these days

[SpaceGhost2047]

At 6:48, Im surprised Jokers glasses didnt fly off!

[jstnhnh]

Private Joker taught me how to pee.

[auboy64]

Were you born a fat piece of shit or did you have to work on it!?!?!

[auboy64]

Were you born a fat piece of shit or did you have to work on it!?!?!

[auboy64]

Were you born a fat piece of shit or did you have to work on it!?!?!

[Manchild1996]

i wonder whos more violent psycho stage pyle or animal mother?

[jck7111]

Anyone knows what he says or sings during 1:33 to 1:45

[edwardsjg93]

@jck7111 It's called a "cadence". He's actually saying left, right, left, right- but he's singing it almost in jibberish. But if you see when the left and right foot hits, you'll hear the left, right, etc. They just get bored saying left, right, left so much they sing all types of cadences and they are really neat to hear from some of the seasoned DIs.

[jck7111]

@edwardsjg93 Thanks for a whole year i couldnt get it out of my head

[rege239]

i guess the corp dont get theirs lol

[Darklostshadow]

Do you feel dizzy, do you feel faint? JESUS H. CHRIST I THINK YOU'VE GOT A HARD ON!

[ChristianPlague]

Private Snowball, you're fired!

[xBANZAIx808]

PYLE whatever you do, do not fall down , that would break my fucking heart LMAO

[DarnLevel]

@xBANZAIx808 its y new ringtone i was in the all taking to a girl and y phone goes off and all u hear is pvt pyle wat ever you do dont fall down that would just break my fucking heart

[cspeidel331]

hahaha he slapped him like a bitch

[paynter17]

thumbs up even if it short dicks every canibal on the congo !

[TheFlowerfaery]

My grandmother was a drill instructor. She told me what she made the soldiers do and stuff like that. She was just like the drill instructor in this movie, she was just a little worse.

[pochazet]

Im gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you private pyle, if it short dicks every cannibal on the Congo!! LOL!!

[pochazet]

Get up here fat boy. You climb obstacles like old people fuck, you know that. Private Pyle whatever you do dont fall down. That would break my fucking heart. Well what in the fuck are you waiting for, private pyle? Get up and over. Move it. Move it. Move it.Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then...quit you slimy fucking walrus looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! Now move it!

[pochazet]

Get your fat ass up there private pyle. Oh thats right private pyle. Dont make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God wanted you up there he wouldve miracled your ass up there by now wouldnt he. Sir yes sir. Get your fat ass up there pyle. What the hell is the matter with you anyway? If bet if there was some pussy on top the obstacle you could get up there couldnt you? Sir yes sir.Your ass looks like about 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum you know that? Sir yes sir.

[pochazet]

ten fucking seconds, it should you no less than ten fucking seconds to negotiate this obstacle. There aint one swingin dick private in this platoons gonna graduate until they get this obstacle down to less than ten fuckin seconds.

[lamborghiniguy14]

Get up there Pyle pull......PULLPYLE PULL...one pull-up Pyle common PULL! You gotta be shitin me Pyle get your ass up there! Do you mean to tell me that you cannot do one single pull-up!? You are a worthless piece of shit get outa my face!!! Get up there snowball! HAHAHAHAHHAHHA

[VeTeRaN395]

Hahahaha lmao the best part about pvt. Pyle is thats the guy from law and order criminal intent haha:D

[kayjo101]

"Private Pile! What ever you do don't fall down! That would break my f***ing heart!"

[tyrrant87]

roflmao

[ThePBerry]

You Fucking FAT piece of shit! WOW, ASS CHEWING 479 OF THE DAY AND IT'S ONLY 4AM...

[slakecoldblade]

Disappear scumbag!

[XxcrawlinginmyskinxX]

"the fuckin war will be over by the time we get out there won't it private pyle?"

[romibert]

good night ladies! GOOD NIGHT SIR!!!

[MJRiley878]

"get your fatass up there"

[TheCrocoduck]

6:35 atheists ftw!! :)

[livercrazey]

4:05 dont fall down pile, that'll breack my f*cking heart. this is sooo fuunny

[Doctor699]

1:14 is what you call dicipline!

[ContentComa]

poor kyle.

[comrad1986]

The part with the "virgin mary" is funny as hell !!!...ROFL !!..i jus luved how he flung the trashcan on the ground and pretended to be upset ROFL.....is all about fuckin the recruits mentally ROFL !!

[claycrudeatgmailcom]

IM GONNA RIP YOUR BALLS OFF SO YOU CANT CONTAMINATE THE REST OF THE WORLD!

[popefictionable]

Get your fat ass over there PVT. Pyle!

[WheelMan1337]

5 people disliked this when Hartman told them to "GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY OBSTACLE! NOW!!"

[GBPacor]

Hartmons face must have been Hella red when he yells!!!!

[acked2]

Good night ladies, GOOD NIGHT SIR

[deerturk88]

ure ass looks about a 150 pounds of bubble gum hahaahahaahahahaahah

[WNPRJukeBox]

this is my rifle this my gun! this is for fighting this is for fun! XD

[cjlewiscccc]

LMAO. This Sargent is so funny & intimidating.



[corruptedmind1540]

"If God wanted you to get up there he'd miracle your ass up." hahahaahaha funniest line ever

[CallsignRaven1]

What is Hartman singing at 1:44 ?

[triton302]

@CallsignRaven1 He is doing cadence for the Privates as they're marching to keep them in step.

[WNPRJukeBox]

watever you do dont fall down that would break my fucking heart! XD

[WNPRJukeBox]

if god wanted u up there he would have miricaled ur fatass up there by now! XD

[nolvoid55]

"YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK PRIVATE PILE!"

[grupod7]

"I'm going to ripp your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!" LMAO!

[alexman706]

Its sad you can actually see pvt. Pyle going insane throughout the movie

[10Ranga]

This is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for fighting, and this is for fun.

[HIDDENTECH2]

I thought they dont let fat people join the army ??

[cerrenes]

@HIDDENTECH2 my father was slightly overweight when he got drafted. he said by the time he finished bootcamp he had dropped it all

[chealseybree]

@HIDDENTECH2 back then when your 18 you had to go the army its called the draft but now if your fat you cant go

[black82s10]

@HIDDENTECH2 well this isn't the army for one. but yes each branch has a height to weight ratio tolerance. the marine corps tolerance is a little tougher, but even fat bodies will be shaped up and when the platoon graduates, everyone is almost exactly the same size. infact there was a guy in my platoon that dropped about 50 lbs while he was there. when he tried to put his civilian clothes back on, they would literally fall off. it's the best weight loss program going

[CallsignRaven1]

@HIDDENTECH2 They do, but there's a limit (16% body fat I believe) and they generally go to a special diet part and get half a ration a day. There is also one for people whom are two skinny, they get double rations.

[dalek14mc]

Why does everyone have a hard time quoting Hartman? His quote in the description is way off.

[alexgorman13]

Damn, Joker got bitch slapped.

[300MUSIC]

YOU CLIMB OBSTICLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK, YOU KNOW THAT Pvt. PILE!? lmao

[tanjihyudai]

they do things differently they my rotc class does it....then again we're the navy....>.>

[gk316]

i taught 1:11 was so fucking funny

[Faltharian]

Goodnight, Ladies!

Goodnight, Sir!

hahahahaha..

[darklion53]

"If your gonna mutherfuckin' die, fuckin' die right now."

A favorite of one of my DS's. A-Co. 3/60

[redheadeddude219]

private pile whatever you do dont fall down that would break my fucking HEART!