rant/vlog (pregnant women, granny bitches, and gullah gullah island)

[janathelamb3]

OMG i work in fast food and old people act like they're so much fucking better than me! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and if they have a question and i answer it like a normal person I can tell they aren't even listening because they know they are stupid and they think that I'm trying to like outsmart them or something. GAH

[merrymaddie]

HAHAHAH! Omg, I'm dying. I die every time!

[katiegirl235]

hahahhaa

[KoLoRzRuLeZ]

BRA!. . lmao!

[SonicHairedMadness]

The penis bar :')

[cupcakekyrie]

Holy shit I was just saying the same thing last week about old people, I work at a bakery where I have to make coffee and such and they're always the bitchiest customers

[thomasinasullivan]

hahahaha this made me laugh soooo hard!!

[cilimili]

RofLmfao!!!! This made my fucking-ass-night!

[CurryBiskit]

Quazi-ass-mod. Made my night.

[seennlisten]

i wonder how she might happen to look without makeup

[fashionteddyhearts]

I LOVE YOU.

That was creepy.

Seriously, though.

[soccerwannabee14]

The pregnant women actually want their kids to look like a QUADsimoto, hence the quad americano. ;]

[MountainBeauty720]

pregnant looking tumor!!!!! ahahahaha!!!!!!!!

[YouWillSeeMeonTv]

Omg I work at starbucks and I feel like you are the only one who knows my struggles :/ lol

[magicalsocks7295]

Rachel, What did you mis to make the cupcake frapp? and yes i am an asshole bc i love frapps.

[gundeduscharsnabbt]

Weird kitchen.....

[MsSammyJM11]

Omg !! Gulla Gulla Island reference!

[MzHazze]

Lmao idc if my kid comes out looking like fukn quasyquasymoto

[MzHazze]

Lmao idc if my kid

[assassinxmiaow]

This little old tiny motherfucker old lady! <3

[PrinceMustDie666]

I dont wanna frikken kid thanks for the vid - me, me , me! Guess what, men can do this too...NO KIDS!

[mrsbrowne2013]

LMAOOOOOO!!!! 

[puddinlovers]

"I DON'T CARE IF MY FUCKING CHILD LOOKS LIKE QUAZI-ASS-MODO" hahahahahha omg you kill me

[tierrarucker]

:( Why did you take down your Starbucks rants??? :((

[iohere]

lol, my mom used to drink coffee when she was pregnant with me and I'm ok

[ZomgKelley]

Oh my god. My grandparents are such douches to waitresses and waiters and I'm just like get out now.

[JoBroEJLuv]

you may just be the funniest person in the world.

[lsolate]

POOOOOST MOOOOORE I JUST DISCOVERED YOU TODAY. so yeah, post more.

[icallitambrosia]

@lsolate

BLAH SORRY I'M TRYING JESUS CALM YOURSELF THERE ARE MORE VIDEOS AND REALLY OLD EMBARRASSING ONES ON MY BLOG IF YOU NEED MORE OF ME IDK BYE

[ButterflyBee304]

I fUCKING LOVE YOU<3

[ragonastik]

A cupcake and Jesus. I'm interested to know what the fuck that taste like.

[tripleerin]

hahaha, this is so funny.

[professionalDQ]

You crack me up man. I know what you mean about old people. Respect is a two way thing. They drive rude as well where I live. It's really fun to over take them and then slam the brakes on. Haha x

[ktina713]

"do I'm kinda fucking dead...BRA!" gets me every time

[saramcsmith]

I want you to know that I have used your phrases all around Alabama an credited you. You are hilarious!!

[TwilightLuver216]

OMG lol "I really have to pee." "Okay, I'm back!" that made me laugh so hard!

God you are just so awesome fuck what I wouldn't do to be friends with you!

WHY ARE YOU NOT MORE POPULAR?!?!?!

[BlondieBeeBii]

Dude, I'm in tears. I deal with the same stuff where I work. Oh my god. Old ladies. Oh my god.

[missepiskey]

omg when you were imitating gift card guy you reminded me of the voices des and nate do in their videos

[ZigZackDias]

Your best videos are the fucking christmas ass video! OH my god! I love it so fucking much! and then probably the best video on the internet for me is the fucking rant about your exam and the bitch that accused you of "identity ass fraud".

[daniellesguess]

This video doesn't suck. Your videos are FUCKING hilarious. ;)

[czaragoza16]

"FUCKING LARGE, BITCH!" hahah i am dead! you are hilarious :D

[kaware03]

A quazi ass moto hahhaha (:

[LittleMonsterClaw94]

ive just typed in pollywog (i didnt know what it was) and i literally got a stitch from laughing haha ><

[HorseEyes]

POLLYWOG ALSKDJAKSF

[staywayout]

That awkward moment when you're watching this video, the volume is loud and all the windows are open, and the mailman comes up to the door to put the mail in the slot and listens for a second, then looks at me like: what the fuck are you doing?

and walks away to the next house.

[SitsInATree]

i love the gullah gullah island reference. hahaha.

[zwhales]

"I don't care if my fucking child looks like a fucking Quasi ass modo" HAHAHAHA

[contagioushipster]

Fucking BRILLIANT. I love your rants :'D

[CapsLock179]

omg you have no idea how much i can relate to everything in this video

[thenamesNoeline]

I LOVE YOUR RANTS. just saying (:

[TheDonnovann]

"QUASI-ASS-MODO."

[XbitchXslapX]

i love your rants. i didnt know you were 19. i thought you were... like 23 or something.

[JustJamieXO]

hahahahah please make more rantvlogs!

[rchiariello]

I've worked at a Dairy Queen for 6 years and I can't stand rude ass people. They think I'm an idiot because I work in fast food. Seriously, I have 2 Bachelors degrees and I'm probably smarter than you. Treat me like a human being.

[uzumbee]

BRA!

*Surprise Mothafucka* (Doakes voice)

[siobhankelz]

love these type of videos make em laugh!

make more! xx

[NicolesVanity]

HAHAHAHA LMAO I'm dying over here :D

[xXEllez]

Hardest I've laughed at a Youtube video in a while. Thanks for this

[morg15]

"it literally tasted like i blended up a fucking cupcake...... and jesus." hahahahah i freaking love your videos.

[heartquaked]

QUASI-ASS-MODO!

[TheBobgirl101]

I love you! Your rant/vlogs are soo funny!

[commoncourtesy6741]

"A FUCKING LARGE BITCH" I had to pause it after that cause I was cracking up. Omg you're the greatest thing I've seen today.

[ForeverMyTomiBear]

HEY BABY, I THINK I WANNA MARRY YOU.

guess who.

also i just subscribed cause I realized I wasn't trololol

[lasarahxox]

I wish you didn't swear so much haha. 

[Theycallherlove34]

You should make more videos like this. :)

[djravenline]

i am literally thinking about going to my local starbucks and asking for a grande biscotti frapp.

[JoyLikesTacos]

ohoho for the frap that you want to taste like cake batter

it's Vanilla bean with toffee nut syrup! It taste freakin' great.

[andshewaslikex]

this was the greatest i love you.

[howdylee13]

when ever preggo ladies orders drink I would just make it in decaf anyways.

[TheOnetreehillxoxo]

Hahahah you're awesome:)

[excusemecarly]

"And I'm like......*Hands up*...... BITCH"

[foreversummerr]

i love your rants <3

[Misssoulpower]

Link to your christmas vlog please :)

[LittleMonsterClaw94]

omfg im in stitches now literally i feel like im gonna pass out, your rants are out of this fucking world your hilarious :D

[Fearless767]

I love you. You honestly brightened my day.

[quinlynnes]

why would he say happy fathers day.

YOU'RE NOT A FATHER

[omjitskaceeee]

I will now refer to frappuccinos as frappy-ass-chinos.

[CreativeXChaos]

I pretty sure the guy that was staring at you was blinded by your beauty.....that or on some serious meth

[missusmoonwinkle]

lol about that granny... shes probably grumpy because she hadnt gotten her mother fucking coffee yet... ahhh old people <3 ur rant vair funny

[apalys97]

BRA.

[yesiamlegal]

BRA!

[KeithGrose10]

Excellent use of the jump cut, Rachel. The vlogbrothers would be proud.

[icallitambrosia]

@KeithGrose10

MY GOAL IN LIFE

[hannahyep]

Well, shit.

I'm blushing.

[rockerchiclina]

omg xD <3

[VincentJTran]

I'm gonna go watch the Xmas video again. LMAO.

[jessiclesx]

"Penis bar"?

[icallitambrosia]

@jessiclesx

below barrrrr

[JohnJohnisrad]

I love you.

[xxSMCheer]

oh god, you're fucking great.