Anywhere But Lisburn

[Lillietastic]

Lived in Lisburn for nearly 3 years :D

[Lillietastic]

Hahaha :') I've

[sarahbunny117]

I'm from Lisburn!! And love it!! It's a lovely place

[ragbolt1]

i live in lisburn too.

[LeeWilliamAnderson]

The roundabout actually has 3 exits and the one with no enter is now a housing estate

[ivorhandful]

You Dull fuck. Go and get yourself a girlfriend and stop playing with your cock!

[cmcfarland022]

I feel sorry for the people who did this they must have a very boring life.if they think Lisburn is shit they have never been in Lisburn before

[NeillMcCartney]

@cmcfarland022 I spent most of my teenage years loitering around lisburn, it is shit, the number of times I went around the linen musieum because of the rain and nothing else to do is far too high.

[thethedeanshow]

@cmcfarland022 To the best of my knowledge, amongst the people who live in Lisburn it is generally accepted that it is crap.

I happen to have experienced this first hand due to having lived here for my entrie life. It is the epitome of crap.

[ragbolt1]

@cmcfarland022 i live in lisburn so don't make fun of it!

[inkpotholder]

Jeez louise! I reckon Lisburn is the second best place in Northern Ireland after Belfast. God help any other town u make a video about you depressing B.

[nuttyforestofsugar]

gayville

[EmoGoneGood]

@nuttyforestofsugar and ur the mayor nice one!

[Pistolback]

LISBURN IS OK,MANY NICE PEOPLE,many friends,relax,fun,party Peter from Poland

[catpainblackudder01]

mays road

[thelittlestar12345]

TeHee!! Soo funni!!

[NUR1317]

You're really not funny.

[groovycow2505]

what's with your accent Thom?

[292football]

i live in lisburn my school is fort hill in central lisburn and its beast not my school but lisburn

[pawel29pl]

im live in LISBURN too...not to bad.........pablos from poland

[jonathankfarmer]

What a load of pants...

[chloee834]

woooooow lisburn is awesome!!!!

ilove this video

[alanjellie]

are these real bricks ? no this is lisburn ha ha ha ha

[ethanw524]

ur a dick

[EddieWindow1]

This is BALLS Lisburn is Beast you're just a fag

[deviljam4]

@EddieWindow1 Lisbrun is Beast? Like... a beast of burden? Also, punctuation isn't your enemy, it only wants to help you make sense of the language!

[MrAndrewMcCready]

Tats funny! lookup 'the payback chinese' its hilarious!

[DeidaraIsMe]

I live in Lisburn, it is boring

[velocitypaintball]

All the shity towns start with L. Lisburn,Limavady,Larn and Lurgan. The only way to be veiwed is in the rear view mirror !

[parttimevampire1]

i saw my car lmao

[thekerminater]

i live in lisburn and trust me its not a good place

[inkpotholder]

@thekerminater

Lol you are lucky to live in Lisburn, only Belfast is better for shopping, nightlife etc 'not a good place' lol you must be a spoilt little one

[DinoDoesStuff]

How Lisburn ever be the same now that Corkins is a feckin bank?

[mmcytb]

so hateful

[katywatey101]

lisburn rocks all mi relativs live in it but i had to go fuking live in dromore down the carriage way ffs haha :)

[dmccall212]

this video sucks, and dnt make fun of my institute i live there hahahaha

[DingleDoingle]

KOPO FTW!!!!

[aussie7159]

ok, so its not THAT bad!!! lol

[drnaj2819]

O I love this place!

I just moved here 2 months back to work here and i love being here.

[Doctorgraffiti101]

it really is this bad lol

[IPTUI]

lol lisburn rules...not

[cheeky126]

i love lisburn :)

[mickyk200]

Fuck yea! Green's!

[JOHNNYCFC18]

WTF

[Killa026]

what is the purpose of this video?

[Eiresh2]

WOW. my Mum will be there next month..I am so glad I live in the U.S.

[snowylinx]

its not that bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gammaray4evrr]

O come on Lisburns not the best but its not as bad as THAT. By the way I think I've heard of u Chris Chambers

[begorrahsreturn]

I miss the good old days when the 'RA used to redesign Lisburn every year or so!!

Still a shithole - haha!!

[TheJgmc]

dude u make lisburn look rubbish! =D

its not really lol

[NiplexMasta]

u are a bender cant express this enough u fukin ball bag with fish for eyes

[KatieBabessxo]

i live in lisburn:):) x

[stumpomaticme]

Giant enemy nougat!

lol

got it down to a tee :)

[xLetsxKillxHimx]

LOL i like it :]

Lisburn makes me die a little inside, everytime i walk outside.

[NickM9374]

agreed lmfao!!

[xLetsxKillxHimx]

who wouldn't agree?!

baha i likey your way of thinking!

[Pistolback]

high activity,,many lakes, big nuget enemy,.....child grooved,rich political.....buhahahaha LOL,.......hujowe to lisburn,do dupy miasteczko,duzo prosiaczkow......end

[awilsoncod]

what a loada shite!!!!

[AliPaulFan]

Haha, gotta love this video. (:

Epic win and all that, my good sir. (:

You think Lisburn is bad though, try living in Lurgan. D:

[emmamorton12]

Lol I live in Lisburn.. ITS VERY EXCITING...NOT.... lol thanks for this video it is amazing lol...

[totes32]

you forgot to add it full of orangies who hate catholics and they do not welcome them in the town and daniel o'donnell is the local m.p.

[LilMe8888]

hahaha !

[bonegrinder06]

I live in Lisburn where the parties never stop right up to 9.00pm when everything shuts. Great vid me and my brother laughed our asses off.

[martymal77]

this documentry made lisburn seem a lot more fun than it really is

[06bert06]

here billy from the shankill suck my balls at least were not inbreed

[06bert06]

Am i the only poor cunt who lives here watching this video ... should have stayed in Belfast :(

[git1958]

A hive of B's...depends where you live in this self-proclaimed `City'. Save your money on a near minimum wage and suffer car scratching ,drink and shout in the street selfish #astard neighbours. Cynical newly introduced parking charges and seedy photo ops for the local MP's. How about another fountain? ...of piss.

[mrswayandmrsdepp2k8]

lol that rocked lol. EVERYONE! MOVE TO THE HELL HOLE THAT IS LISBURN!!!

[cimota72]

Love it. I must move there.

[Drunkenher0]

Could be worse, you could be in Newry which has granny rapists and fuckwits or Newtownards with their fucking near dead, inbread zombie population. Lisburn seems like sanctuary to me...

[missingmemories]

You can nearly see my house at 1:00 XD XD

[downey59]

lisburn is one fucked up town with wankers that can't even fucking fight my god wee lad your fucking sad am glad am from the shankill ffs better things to look at

[ChrisCarter1983]

aye, coz the shankll's like the costa fucking brava in comparison, like......lmfao

[Drunkenher0]

shit, u just took the words right outa my mouth. ROFL

[dcelt70]

you shouldnt make fun of downeys :p

Great video, love the lakes...absolutely stunning. Have they got an escaltor in that wonderous city yet?

[geeselash]

Half Marathon in Lisburn today, town obviously wasn't big enough for a full one.

[WeeDan88]

Utter Shite!!!! Not even funny, just makes me think what dickheads Lisburn has, glad I'm in Belfast.

[rousseau5550]

Lisburn sounds awesome in comparison to my town, Beloeil, Quebec, Canada. I hate my town so much...

[Sekkon]

yo good video i am from lisburn 2 and make videos check it out

[Dubliner1978]

very good video. keep it up : D

[Talk1eToaster]

The only thing this video failed to cover was the emo-hawks hanging around in the sunken area outside the Irish Linen Museum, and the chav chariot patrol in the Omniplex carpark at night. Any chance of a sequel? :)

[Malinius]

I call that 'sunken area' The Goth Pit. XD

[Talk1eToaster]

Haha 'The Goth Pit' I love it!

[RaabMC]

It WONT make it any worse

[Madanodwons]

Lets slag off Lisburn and show all its bad points, it will make it a better place lulz

[geeselash]

it's over NINE THOUSAAAAND!!1

[PirateThom]

Whoever you are, you've won the internet.

[ollie1277]

So I heard You Leik Mudkips?

[fatpickel]

@PirateThom awsome i live there to by eny chance do u no billy the bird man the tramp

[RaabMC]

Greatest video EVER

[gman26]

So true,i live ther & the placxe is a fuckin DUMP!!! pirate good video mate,it made me laff!

[domers827]

i kinda lyk lisburn i live in Belfast!!! wooo

[desiel1970]

why dont you make a video of where you live you hick!

and let us see that.

or do they not let you do that in your caravan site.

but then i dont think anyone gives a fuck

you creepy dickhead.

[PirateThom]

Belfast isn't a Caravan site. You're dumb.

Our next video is going to be about Belfast, it's not like I think here is all that great either.

Also, grow a pair.

[desiel1970]

you full of shit and so is your video.

if you dont like lisburn fuck off.

[PirateThom]

Oh, don't worry, I did and don't plan to return.

[rockinbillyboy]

You'll hardy be missed,..one less arsehole is always a good thing.

[PirateThom]

I'm just glad this video has upset you so much.

[rockinbillyboy]

Oh,..please,...don't get me wrong, it's not so much the video that has upset me, in fact it's quite clever.

What upsets me is that you have made a film about Lisburn before one on Lurgan!!!!!.

Now there is a shithole.

[PirateThom]

My aunt used to live in Lurgan... you're right, you know.

[rockinbillyboy]

Pirate Thom, Only kidding about the "arsehole" stuff mate,...sorry if i offended you, your video is great, and well made, (and quite funny too,lol).

I love Lisburn, but i can still have a laugh too.

Now,....how about one on Lurgan? LOL

[irishtubemaker]

funny stuff im from lambeg. i live in england now and its even worse. the bricks arent real bricks here either cause its preston england.the heroin addicts steal them. thanx 4 makin me laugh

[Irwinner77]

Brilliant video,...."Are these real bricks?...NO this is Lisburn!" Surreal, genius!!! Grew up in Lisburn, still can't believe with all the investment etc it still can't sustain a proper nightlife!!!!

[kierania]

what a funny video

[Omg2k7]

lisbrun is the fuckin ticket ur just a stupid cunt

[Ehxc7]

Funny, my grandfather escape Lisburn 100 years ago. He never mentioned anything about a carpark or mall. Great video...very funny. I got to come visit from NY. Is winter time the best time of year in visit Lisburn?

[PirateThom]

No time of year is a good time of year to visit Lisburn.

[Ehxc7]

Well, I'll be there in April.

[rockinbillyboy]

Don't worry mate, with the way Lisburn 'City' council is granting planning permission to every "Tom, Dick and Harry" to demolish the old town, it wont be there for much longer.

3 quarters of Lisburn will be Bow st Mall before long.

Liburn has been RAPED by developers,...LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!!!

[Talk1eToaster]

You forgot to mention the famous Omniplex carpark, full of lowered, neoned shopping carts which often attract the peelers on a Firday / Saturday night :)

[DJZodionic]

Im in this video at 0.21 with 2 of my m8s, just came out of rumbles with a pasty bap.

[14WIKING88]

At least Liburn is a white community free from non-whites.

I used to live there, I loved the place 'coz it was quiet and peaceful. You guys don't know how lucky you are to live there.

[Talk1eToaster]

Fuck off you racist prick.

[14WIKING88]

Wait until nons come to your community, then you'll understand. I didn't insult you, you ought to know the difference between pride and racism.

[Talk1eToaster]

Actually, I know and work with plenty of 'nons' as you would call them, and many of them are a hell of a lot more polite and hard working than some of the dole languishing 'native' scum you get around here. Yes I do know what pride is, I also know what racism is, and you my friend are guilty of the latter.

[METALSKYDIVER]

You don't know what you're talking about buddy. 14WIKING88 is right here. I also went to Lisburn and noticed the very same thing. A "nearly only white" place.

Go to live in France, Germany or Holland there you'll understand how diversity sucks big time my friend.

[denzell3931]

the 'mental' institute. lol.

u forgot 2 mention the almighty TK Maxx.

fine effort.

[kierania]

i used to live in lisburn a crap town

[Krilmit]

LOL! loved it!

[missremorse]

That's me in the red coat - I'm famous!

[missremorse]

on my way to TK maxx, primark and dunnes, swiftly followed by menarys. Great little shopping spot, lisburn.

[SkaSocks]

You guys are awesome, this is the greatest and best video in the world

[grimreeferuk26]

up the K.I.A

[Advarb]

Yep, Lisburn is Bogsville.  Always was, always will be Spide City.

[ChaosStep]

LOL DAT WAZ FUNNY....

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[irishman1987]

lmao! how true

[Hazynights]

So bloody true. We need part 2.. Nightlife in lisburn!

[Martynius1]

It really picks up after the giant enemy nougat.

[MrEckles]

well done lads class film. wana c more like it we thought we were the only ones who thought the same bout dis place

[nex4uk]

Loved it, in the sequel do some of the estates ;)

[brycie1]

I live in Lisburn and its true it is SHIT there are no decent restaurants no hotel and not a chance of any nite life so fuckin catch on and sort it out youre all livin in the 80's !!!!!!!!1

[johnboywalton]

Lol, lisburn isn't the same as it was 10 years ago

[craigy58]

quality vid buddy.

[xIMPERIALx]

this is really well done! I live in Lisburn COME ON YA BOY YE!

[bmlmercury]

You are absolute prick - Lisburn is my second home and what you ar showing is so wrong...

You didnt show the chinkies in Longstone...

[Sideburns1986]

He didn't show the midget smuggling ring between your wife's legs either and I don't hear any complaining.

[Neur0nauT]

I know you love Lisburn realy, why take the piss out of your own town? Would you show this to your kids to give them some hope?

[Neur0nauT]

emo ballbag, grow up.

[PirateThom]

This comes from a 26 year old who calls people "emo ballbag". Nice one.

[BenjKris]

ahhh get told!

[powerpangilinan]

Fantastic! - I hope there is a sequel! - I escaped but worry about being caught back into the Vortex of ... L-I-S-B-U-R-N

[ThatWasOdd]

xD!! LOL!

[tibetanpunk]

i am from lisburn...this is fecking hilarious! true indeed!

[Whedonoid751]

How dare they criticise this city - it has the finest bus station in central Lisburn.

[PirateThom]

This video has nothing to do with the band Hoax or "Chambo"

[lafflikefuck]

LMAO @ lakes

[wiganrlfc]

Made me laugh.

[chrisbelfast]

Thank you for that. I nearly threw up on my work keyboard with laughter.

[jasonprone]

Lisburn is inherent in even the criticism of Lisburn, a town so inward-looking that it has scarcely a single road-sign pointing out of the one-way system towards Belfast.

[Denoisia]

Too true!

[obleo1]

it is LiSburn not LiZburn

[twistedmonkey]

ha ha ha ha ha...really good..ha...

reminds me of the terminator for some reason.hah..