Rock bass player doing a kickass audition tape

[paupur]

She did a damn good job

[DudeVinci1965]

Bass players are supposed to stand still in the back near the drummer, And Keep Time.

[LPDXDX]

@DudeVinci1965 that is THE most stupid thing that someone has said in quite a while. props for you dudebitchy. what a moron.

[curst666]

@DudeVinci1965 And you're not comment when you have no idea wtf you on about! lol

[Spectrime]

@DudeVinci1965 Moron detector ACTIVATED! O_O

[firefox335]

@DudeVinci1965 Hmmm. Tell that one to Flea and Les Claypool.

[exist2resistXXX]

@DudeVinci1965 You are supposed to shut up and die... A Bassplayer is a Musician and a good LiveMusician is also a good Performer... hmmm... You are stupid as fuck

[Vyrwnas13]

last note... she's like...barapampmpa pam pam pppaaamm paammm ^bass note pam.... CLOSE ENOUGH

[MrBcgentt]

some of you ppl are so freakin rude it makes me sick! i bet none of you have half the talent this woman does! I think this rocker chick is cool! you ppl who judge and criticize are the losers. remember rocker chick there will always be mean ppl out there. dont you ever give up on what you do! walk proud!!

[CrossroadsReloaded]

@MrBcgentt : That's right, we don't have half of her talent because she has none. It's impossible to divide 0 by 2, you knew that did you ?

Now seriously, a lot of people confuse TALENT and SKILLS which are not the same. TALENT makes the difference between guitar heroes and the random skilled guitarist out there. Just sayin' because this mistake is too common.

[MrBcgentt]

hey rocker chick...I think you rocked in this video! dont listen to these ignorant morons. there will always be haters out there who have nothing nice to say! You are talented and beautiful! always always believe in yourself! rock on woman!!

[scootosan]

paper or plastic?

[latinumbavariae]

Sigh - If only her paying would be half as tight as her body.

[domnal]

All she needs are a few better shapes !! That strolling anti-clockwise thing could get boring after a while ! But excellent bass playing - A budding performer - The head chop at the end was well timed. A bass player should stand still more and just throw shapes.

[fnuggie]

She isn't even good o.O Like, i was on this level when i was 13

[aleksandersucharski]

play root notes exclusively.

say you're a musician.

[simone23101970]

sono commosso

[curst666]

So much hate comment! People get your shit straight, if you are hating because you can't play then stfu and learn! If you truly believe this person "sucks" then help them get better instead of bashing from behind a keyboard thinking you're "oh so cool"

Faggot fucks get real and support musicians of any sort!

[sehnsucht77]

@curst666: rofl you must be deaf, brah

[curst666]

@sehnsucht77 1- I'm not deaf. 2- I never said this piece was good. 3- No one is born a musical master, aside from a handful of prodigies.

I simply said if you think someone is a bad musician help them instead of calling names! Also with your reply you just showed to me that you are completely unable to understand someone let alone help someone!

[samthekatalyst]

jesus, take it easy guys. we can't all be jaco pastorius for christ's sake

[sehnsucht77]

@samthekatalyst: we can't all be jaco pastorius, but at least be blink 182. 'ol girl is just wasting wood and electricity.

[samthekatalyst]

@sehnsucht77

totally dude. wasting so much wood

[TheBadAssKiller]

YOU SUK!!

[TheSosarge]

Dude's, theres nothing wrong with female musicians, i understand that you find it weird, but give it time, and if you listen to more female musicians, you will become custom to them. If anyone finds female singers weird, or unnatural, Cerebral Bore. yes the vocalist is a female, and yes they are amazing! In my opinion.

[sheherezade007]

she's a'ait...

[BurgerGrabber]

people on youtube are fucking rude holy shit.

[Falonefal]

@BurgerGrabber And it doesn't stop with just YT.

People just need to bash on other people for some reason, I mean, why can't one just be happy for this person being happy playing this song.

I sincerely don't get it.

[murfdog19]

@Falonefal Because angry people hate to see other people having a good time. It's like kyrptonite to superman.

[MrMethadrine]

@BurgerGrabber Its their true personality behind a screen.In real life they wear masks and fake smile.Yep,peoples nature is shit.

[littlegoobie]

sorry man. like so many others have said, you're not in the pocket at all. 90% of the playing is behind the beat. in other words, your timing is way off. ...noticably off.

[EFRAINKING20]

epic!!

[hojima]

(they did hire her)

[splaijsen]

Hire her. She`s awsome.

[jacobcake]

This is my uni! lol

[lodiidol]

nice tits?

wait.

[XERZUS]

shit, you win....you are hot! like your moves!

[stringsonfirevic]

you act like you play shame on you



[xMartinBassistx]

Her time feel is fucking awful.

[ragesfb]

she wears it well

[elliottbeek]

Funny thing is, she probably rocks way harder than all of you soft, douchey haters. Yeah, terrible bass tone, but at least she isn't staring at her fret board the whole time.

[bornhorny666]

She'd be good as an extra for some fake band in a shitty movie. I mean, as long as she wasn't plugged in or anything. She really sucks at bass.

[yellatfan]

All in all a quite uneven performance. not bad for a girl bassist, but I wouldn't call her a good bassist. She's not very creative with the line and she's not playing what she's got in time. Sorry mate, dislike

[christofthedead]

I lol'd

[TheStCareca]

God, her body is awful o.O

And her bass skills are lame... Not "Kickass" worth it

[thegreatcerebral]

The title is wrong. It's extremely rare to have bass player and "kickass" in the same sentence.

[frangerkill2010]

what a horrible bass tone.....and horrible playing too. Not consistent at all!

[MrJihadJesus]

Since the backing track is too loud to even hear her playing it looks like she is auditioning as a dancer instead of a bass player.

[ramf1v]

I think the bass needs a pair of wobbly boobs too, just to balance things out.

[MrJihadJesus]

@ramf1v Im sorry but, what boobs?

[ramf1v]

@MrJihadJesus

Exactly! :D

[Rikos251087]

I think some self-claimed 'experts' need too shut up talking trash here.

I'm a bass player myself, and i say she did a pretty good job.

Ofcourse she's not an expert (who is?) but that doesn't mean she sucks.

She plays punk-rock music, punk-rock is all about rocking out, and rocking out

was what she did for sure!

[mcblahflooper94]

This was in related videos to Jaco's improb solo. Why was this in related videos to Jaco's improb solo.

):

[nastymonsters2]

someone emptied your kitchen

[testuser1211]

look:good

playing: not tight

sound: bad

[TheEyeThatSees]

Its ok to look at women. Let the girls do what they want. Rock n Roll dudes is freedom for everyone. cool vid.

[RunDogRunDogRunDog]

Probably lesbian.

[MandJSkate]

I didn't know it was a girl until i watched it...

[greatergreen]

total shit.

[bassmantucci]

Hold your bass higher up,you'll have better control!

[theScytheofGod]

@bassmantucci Yeah,but it ain't rock and roll.

[RonnyOnBass]

A stick figure playing a stick figure! Crap anyway you look at it!

[AuthoritativeClick]

I love chick bass players, You go honey! ROCK N' Roll!!!! Don't take no shit!

[PunkCheVara]

she sucks...

[someguy8390]

somebody should let her know that she is not playing a 1 string bass

[Nekton58]

I think she's great good style everything

[awfullyHandsome]

Gonna have to quote Cartman on this one. This sucks ass.

[Metadeth1997]

fucking crap music

[marauderjingo]

she sucks



[darrkdaze]

A for effort and not tripping over your own cable !

[voidofbeeswax]

Learn how to play in time. 

[BarackObanter]

where is the booze / the scum of society passed out on the floor ?

[blasmasters]

@BarackObanter They are not there. The scum is busy behind their computer screens, calling others scum of society.

[gizmohawk69]

She couldn't even play THIS right? Jeez. Where's the tight bass line I read about in the description?

[najtrows]

nothing special... not gonna flame.. its not "bad".. but certainly not a "kickass audition tape"

[Bassivor]

Still kicks my ass



[sixmanbass]

sooooo uglyyyyyyyyy

[MrAshe68]

I'm assuming she didn't get the job as she can't play in time.

[Seehafenclown]

why is this kickass ?

[maghee317]

Both hands always on the bass...unless your drinking a beer.

[MrFlickon]

sorry but she sucks

[dexploratio]

@MrFlickon it's impossible to say by watching this vid... she might actually be good but she's just doing rly easy repetitive crap in this song.

[CrashCarlisle]

Looks like she made the band!

[CrashCarlisle]

I think she did great. There are some jealous people here.

[spicyMcHAGGIS9green]

She needs to come back when she shows that she actually has talent.

[chahid1992]

well she plays pritty good. not necesarly kick ass but still pretty good.

[Lazyhorse89]

This is sad.

[OPirataVham]

Cool



[SpeedyReedy]

Hot, skinny chick plays bass unevenly and occasionally out of time: 346,423 views

Average dude plays bass perfectly, musically and energetically: 7 views

[LeapingDodo]

@SpeedyReedy Welcome to earth, do you want chicken nuggets with that?

[0jala]

@SpeedyReedy

/watch?v=Yt-RVCrhkMg&feature=p­lcp&context=C3208a0aUDOEgsToPD­skJuoDSHbHVXcK9Xa4ghrXFT

Not saying I play perfectly, but I feel like I deserve more views than this girl.

[337camo]

@SpeedyReedy haha i know right. that is the power that girl musicians have on Youtube.

[elfhermie]

@SpeedyReedy It's the same reason why most straight guys don't go to male strip clubs. Guys like looking at sweaty hot chicks not sweaty guys. Pretty easy to figure that out.

[gibbson4ever]

@SpeedyReedy fuckin A man FUCKIN A

[teddybear1111111]

@SpeedyReedy nice sry but it is true

[prettynoose8497]

@SpeedyReedy Very very very true! And what's this I hear about women have to work twice as hard as men, lol!

[LefesuRox]

@SpeedyReedy business are business dude

[BrisbaneGoFish]

@SpeedyReedy real rock chicks never play in time..............

[gitghetto]

@BrisbaneGoFish

Not sure if trolling

Or just stupid

[TheFireInside9]

@SpeedyReedy eww not hot

[MFrederiksen89]

@SpeedyReedy Stop the whine and get your self a pair of tits..

[CircuitLurker]

She needs to understand compression tout de suite. Nice audition, but for such a solid tone, the attack was sadly loose as a goose. Everyone gets better with time, though, and it's a good start.

[martinhifi]

@CircuitLurker PATRAÑAS !!

[SuperSpareChange]

play something harder...add some challenge

[nastyguard007]

@SuperSpareChange What's the point? This was her auditioning the song of the band she plays in McQueen.

[EnMandsMusik]

Incredibly, she was not entangled in the cord. I was stearing at it all the time so I never really heard much of the music.

[avlisk]

It looks like she's having fun, so I like it.

[deathpill100]

forget the haters. I think you did a good job and you look fantastic. and yes, I'm a musician. keep rocking.

[V4dsuicide]

okay I´ll give her some credit if she's under 18 and glad to take her as my student if she's over 18 now.

[V4dsuicide]

she sucks-

[visa]

I'm a bass player and personally I think she's doing quite okay; she goes out of time at certain points but not so badly that it'll fuck everything up. makes more sense to get the crowd riled up

[LoveYoshiClan]

It's people like this that give bass players a bad name.

She obviously thought it was some basic instrument you don't have to give a fuck about.

Sure she looks good playing it, but it doesn't sound good.

[verome12345]

97% of the people that clicked this videos, clicked because it was a girl.... the other 3% are actual musicians

[AkumaHanta616]

@verome12345 u dont have right ! am here cause i play on a bass :D

[TheStarvingSamurai]

@verome12345 I thought it was a dude in the thumbnail XD and i'm not a musician

[verbw002]

@verome12345 What if you're both?...

[cammiswine]

@verome12345 haha from the little picture i thought it was a cool looking guy :P

[DoctorFunkenstain]

@verome12345 starterly I didn't recognize she was a girl D:

[BrianClarkeLive]

@verome12345 oh that was a girl /???

[SuperGuitarGasm]

@verome12345 I'm a musician! I thought this looked animated in the side-bar, and i'm taking animation classes so i figured if this was animated it'd help, where's the video of the guy with 7 views? I'd like to see it.

[funkylilleprechaun]

@verome12345 I`m a musician and i clicked it cause it was a chick too!!! shit we have a dilemma :-/

[verome12345]

@funkylilleprechaun lmao i clicked for both reasons!

[TrueVideo]

@funkylilleprechaun lol

[67krome]

KICK ASS BABE!!!

[Nekton58]

She's awesome good groove good stage prescence

[koolmaaan]

its not necessarily good... but its not terrible. The bass is a rhythm instrument and the key is to play in time though and shes not really doing that... the song itself is the worst part of the video.

[LeMaitreDeSorts]

I hate that bass..

[GuitarYamsOut]

actually not that bad but its hard to hear the base :D that she plays !

[Zekester27]

I'm pretty sure the audition wasnt for bass.

[CCTEVO]

suggestion, make a better Music soul energy flow where the music flows from your hart and soul into your fingers .

signed the writer the words for the song Money for Nothing sang by Dire Straits and come as you are.

[emobloom]

She looks fine & is doing a decent enough job on bass for this music. What's your problem?

[garymichael1950]

@emobloom The phrase "decent enough" speaks volumes.

[JtheFrench]

LOL. More comments on @garymichael1950 then of the video...I better get out of here...

[garymichael1950]

Thanks for all the entertainment you folks have provided me trying to tell me I am not allowed to know that this person needs more experience. I'm moving on now..You should too. This woman is not going to call you up to sleep with you because you said nice things about her playing..BTW...wanna hear a bass player? Carol Kaye...Look her up on Wikipedia or here on the tube.

[TheSageCommander]

Oh Noooo!!! THE 80'S ARE BACK and not in a good way :(

[lsaint87l]

Not bad, put less attitude and more tightness in it. Attitude should come after.

[bassxchill]

at least she has a nice rack... and by rack i mean the one sitting on the cab lol

[patoperro]

i can't hear the bass

[Bonedadyo]

Great presence, attitude & style...not to mention your playing which was also great!

[ventura433]

the only hot and talented base player chick i've seen is the one from APC she plays many instruments.

[rastablues1]

Way to get out there kid...Ignore the little boys slamming you....while they play GTA and pretend they're men.

.

You rock.. Do your thing.

[offenism]

WHAT A CHEEZEBALL DOUCHE SKANK

[krisdofernates]

great job......dug it......

[airsofterphill]

The bass is a support instrument, and she did what a bass is meant to do. Why hate?

[LedgoGCX]

@airsofterphill

In this style of music, yea it's support. Can't hate her for being average.

If it were something else, she'd need to pick up a few techniques.

[Igotthemotts]

What cracks me up is why do these chickenshit Cock suckers who do all the shit talking never show themselves on their pages, what a bunch of Cunts.... this kid isn't auditioning for the fucking philharmonic she's auditioning for a fucking rock band,and it sounds like she can Hang with this group just fine, You keep on keeping on Darlin' I hope you got the gig,and don't worry about the shit talkers they're jealous cause all their doing is sitting at home Playing with themselves!!!

[bongofury67]

Loved it. Dont pay attention to idiots who cant leave a constructive comment. You could play bass for just about anyone. Yes your lines are not technically hard, but your timing is great, your attack is clean and you meld with the drummer. Thats the tha is a bass player's priority! Youre doing what youre supposed to. Keep rockin Enjoyed the post!

[bloc22]

If you're going to label a video "kickass"...you better make sure its AMAZING. If you labeled it just "Audition Tape" I'm pretty sure there would be a lot less dislikes.

[jg0r]

"The focus was on entertainment value and rocking out"... That pretty much sums it up

[drthunda]

I thought it was great.. surprised there are so many dislikes.



[bernhardtsen74]

if thats the audition!

I really want to see the live gig then!!!!

[ItalianGuitarist1992]

I Really liked it!! ;)

[Cinematiccamel]

tempooooooooooooooooo

[aerofox555]

Бля! Чо за уебище? Метлу ей в жопу!!!

[starsky1012]

Not even the song was good.

[mcblahflooper94]

This is how you play "punk" nowadays. );

[HamiltonandThomas]

you jam no doubt about it.

[azacamis]

She's good in my book. You don't have to do crazy techniques to prove you can play

[Buzzramjet]

What's with the hate. The chick rocks. I've seen worse making huge paychecks.How many of you are out there putting yourselves on youtuby?

[ArianeQube]

@Buzzramjet you make it sound like everyone should post videos of themselves on youtube...since when?

[Buzzramjet]

@ArianeQube What an Idiotic reply by you. My comment was if you do better, POST IT. But all these armchair haters who couldn't play with themselves without screwing up come here to act superior. So put up or shut up.

[thompson8305]

@GTAcops2011 i'd be suprised if she was playing the guitar, considering its a bass. you can oviously hear the bass over the music. please stop writing bullshit.

[VitalSigns1]

I think this video would have gotten much better ratings if it wasn't titled "kickass" because it's not "kickass" it's just ok

[raulcheva]

Haters, leave her alone, She´s okay...!! besides, I´ve, saw Duff from GNR in 92, playing live drunk , worst than that & being payed (a lot) so..Go Constanze go!

[Sktilseio]

She played tight, correct and she didn't just stand and stare at the neck of the bass.

She didn't do anything wrong which means she cant be bad.

It seems to me that there's a lot of jealous people here.

[reddottcom]

@Sktilseio

she didn't play tight.

[V4dsuicide]

@Sktilseio u must know shit about music

[blasfemo1982]

uff..



[bashpr0mpt]

Is it me or does she look like every male j-rock bass player?

[puerco80]

you have to learn before make auditions