Dan at Manitoba - Virgin boyfriend who only does anal.

[wawieism]

what a faggot

[TragedyAnne]

I knew a guy like that once. He'd do everything but vaginal sex with anyone who would let him and act like he was a pure as the driven snow. He claims it's because he's paranoid about diseases. *face palm* The truth is these guys are just paranoid about getting a girl pregnant.

[bartonim]

Well, I applaud her for at least allowing it in the bum! Not all girls are into that! But seriously, I think the BF is a little weird!

[BrigitteAbbendis]

My friend was convinced that he lost his virginity by touching himself at night and that God was equally pissed as when he had sex with a woman afterwards.

¯\(°_0)/¯

[Snoep76239]

As Bill Clinton stated, a blow job is not sex either...

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

virginity is a strange concept. Really only a woman can be a virgin and lose her virginity, because she has an actual hymen that can be broken. But it's all nonsense, who cares?

[DeadButBreathing]

@SmokeRingsPipeDreams But in that case around 20% of women aren't virgins before they ever have sex too. Because many break their hymen before that, and some are even born without one and for others it doesn't break even after they've had sex a thousand times. It's all just a human concept.

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@DeadButBreathing I completely agree. And kind of a silly concept at that, being it is very hard or iimpossible to actually define. (and usually used to hurt women)

[Camel76]

Neither of them are virgins.

I'm tired of this.

You cannot have anal and oral sex and still be a virgin.

That's like saying your spouse can do everything with anyone else except vaginal and still not be committing adultery.

Most people are so stupid. :/

[karahershey]

@Camel76 agreeed its sex

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

@Camel76 Very well said!

[Camel76]

@SmokeRingsPipeDreams

Thanks. ;)

[texjoy86]

Keanu Reeves?

Ew.

[RottingintheMidwest]

virginity is an absurd concept. why is there a word for not doing something???

[DeadButBreathing]

@RottingintheMidwest I've always thought the same. A person who has never been on a plane before, is there are word that describes plane-virginity too? It is strange.

[Lilja124]

@be19nt86

Some lassies really go for it, and some guys don't. Not all anal sex liaisons have the girl gritting her teeth in pain and the guy on his knees begging for another go at her bum. And don't forget that not all guys are givers, some like to receive as well.

[01bdbark]

Hopefully her boyfriend isn't saying she's Keanu Reeves. She's Keanu Reeves while having anal sex with her. So he can keep pretend to be straight.

[startreking2007]

She's Keanu Reeves, She's Keanu Reeves.

[kern0099]

Let this video stand as testimony to the never ending capacity for self delusion that straight people are trained in. And they say we're disgusting, lol. Fucking jeebus gilchrist on a cracker, grow the hell up!

[heathsannu]

why so wonderful Dan?

[NorkelFjols]

Haha, this is amazing. "Jesus wants me to stay a virgin, so I only have butt sex!"

[uponhereyes]

why didn't he use the term sattlebacking?

[Kaltros]

@transworId - Well, you're right, so... good catch. :)

[paulikin]

I just don't get the hole glorious Bank of Virginity thing.

[Feistess]

Okay, I totally want the "Keanu Reeves" girl to come forward and guest column with Dan. If she's cool, that would be like the best presentation known to man.

[MagnusIan]

I knew a girl in college who said she was waiting to lose her virginity until she got married... yet she did anal sex. We all tried to explain to her that she wasn't a virgin at all, but alas, she was an idiot and thought Jesus really cared that much. Religion is a funny thing, huh?

[Kaltros]

@transworId - Not denying that... but how did I do that?

And all guys date themselves, at least occasionally. Sometimes, it's the only date we can get. :)

[unclexbob]

I just can't wrap my head around that. Gays are super nasty because of their super nasty sex. That's why they are all going to hell.

But if you do that exact same super nasty thing with a woman? You're pure and angelical!

I'm convinced by such supposedly rational thinking, you have to be mentally damaged to be religious.

[ccm800]

his smile falls off his face when he hears her say "only anal" LOL

[skinnypidgin]

@ccm800 LOL... yes, one can only guess his thoughts at that moment.

[snarthy]

fuck yeah keanu reeves

[LynxChan]

Yeah, I bet Jesus totally doesn't mind you comitting sodomy, as long as you don't stick your pee-pee in a girls vagina. Riiiiight.

That girl should ask her boyfriend if a gay guy who never had sex with a girl is a virgin. As him if he thinks Elton John is a virgin. Then ask him if he's a virign.

[r0b0tinc]

i am Canadian? so everything i say is a question?

[sirald66]

@r0b0tinc is it? a question?

[porteram78]

You had me until the slut-shaming, Dan. Girls who have sex are not sluts.

[erootkwu]

@porteram78 go eat another cheeseburger.

[lobstrosity25]

@porteram78 When Dan uses the word slut, it usually isn't in a derogatory fashion. He calls himself a slut all the time in his weekly podcast.

[prolefeedprocessor]

@porteram78 "400,000"...as in if he's doing it with a lot of people, he's probably doing it with the slutty ones. Not that all girls who have sex are sluts, but the particular ones in his example are. Yeah, I'm REAL sure this sex columnist is calling all sexual active women sluts....seriously? Enough with the PC knee-jerk.

[Kaltros]

I'm trying to imagine what kind of idiot would think getting married as a virgin would be a good idea. You don't buy a car without taking it for a test drive first... why would you pick a spouse without taking a test ride?

[rainesbobo]

WTF is with this religious guys thinking everything but regular sex is ok to religious people and god??!! Sex is sex no matter where your putting it

[midare]

@rainesbobo Hell, if the bf is making a "religious" argument... then he needs to familiarize himself with Genesis 38:9 to 38:10 Although it specifically addresses "pulling out" the point is that non-procreational sex is a no-no as far as I've ever had it explained to me. So doin' the gf up her pooper is unlikely to be on YHWH's list of sanctioned sex acts.

[Lilja124]

@rainesbobo

Or, indeed, that Jehovah would he more pleased to see his creation shag his other creations up the bum. I must've missed that part of the good book.... "And Jehovah He spoketh, Let ye man love his woman up her second passage, and it was pleasing to His eyeth. And so it was, that Jehovah invented ye olden birth control before David taketh the intestine from a sheep and wrappeth around his member. And it was pleasing to His eye."

[werewolfmaster2]

@rainesbobo So pudding is a legit sex partner because I stuck my dick in it? ô.o

[codeinjection]

@werewolfmaster2 yes, you pervert.

[AndyDrewandGarcia]

"Box of Chocolates" Lmao