new segway

[aircraftwiz]

Now try turning....

[KevluCC]

this is the us-version!!!

[LordZacknafien]

DEAR SANTA!!

[kiba2447]

trash fuck

[SanjiX5]

@kiba2447 orly

[kiba2447]

@SanjiX5 LOL

[mick903]

just so f****** STUPID

[accordingtolive]

lmao



[JanBorn1xD]

lol a skinhead on a sagway

[R4Z0R72]

HAPPY WHEELS!

[VanillaSkeet]

LOL bigger the better? that explains why there are soooooooooooo many obese americans out there.

[wafi0123]

rest of world is not mad like americans

[Mattandeep]

@spannerboy72

How could you possibly lack even few IQ necessary to detect the sarcasm in that comment. The fact that you even possess the ability to breath amazes me, and if I had any say in the matter people as unintelligent as you wouldn't be allowed to breed so that you wouldn't be able to pass those terrible genes on. And in reply to the comment about girls, I doubt you can talk, I'm guessing the only girl you ever see is your mother when she comes down to your 'bachelor pad' in her baseme

[evilnerf1]

Just another stupid way to get around

[ohyrag]

Is this the supersize me model for fat people?

[Mulxer]

next time you build a 4x4 Segway XDDDDDDDD

[crydepunkmuffin]

....why?

[Vibros870]

Segway H1. It's just like the Hummer: big wheels, slow, and takes too much power.

[jfmayer]

this is riding like a boss

cowboy on !

[fredblogs12345]

haha i like it :D

[kevon808]

MonsterSegway

[MsJanetis]

Can you fit a wheelchair frame on a Segway.. Would that be possible

[FrankFehrle]

Slow Mobile from Futurama!

[spannerboy72]

not trying to troll here.. but honestly, what is the point ?

[ksagal]

@spannerboy72

I posted this a week or two before they introduced the new segway model, 5 years ago. It was a simple joke, nothing more. Took me a few minutes to make it, and throw together this prank. That is all there is to it, 2.5 million hits, and 5 years later, and people still make outrageous comments, often horribly negative, about this simple prank.

So many people out there really need to get a life.

[Scyllah]

@spannerboy72 You mean, whats the point of necroing this 5 year old video? lol

[RickyAPosey]

Now with 8000x more stability

[mondezdurden]

Why are people attacking this man for his vid. Jesus, if you don't like his machine, leave.

[Fischer977]

maybe he wants to compensate for something...

[Mattandeep]

the amount of pussy your going to get from that will be insane

[spannerboy72]

@Mattandeep you really believe that ? you need to start talking to girls, soon

[donkeywelfare]

But will it blend

[63B1stmaint]

Segway Ext. Tuned Off Road Ed. (battery life not garaunteed to last a block)

[mattlittler89]

the turning radius of a freight boat

[Kallekoslowski]

what a crap

[theDudeAbides1100]

thank god for rednecks

[qotsaandsoadfan1]

But segways were designed to fit through doorways, and this.....nevermind.

[cacaman100oo]

SWAGWAY

[Hesam0000]

Must've been a wheel/tire sale.

[NeXon2k7]

Put on 21" rims and some bling bling - gotta pimp my segway

[Curtbag1999]

0:10 You just told the whole of youtube XD

[abcdefg7890]

lol what the fuck why does this have so many dislikes? fucking hilarious

[charliechapstick3000]

lol what the hell would more tires do?

[werez11]

Pretty lame idea

[dahorn100011]

so the torque required to turn those wheels must either ruin the motor or make the battery drain so much faster

[rammsteinfan30]

segeays are the gayist thing ever...

[NBRverliebtIHP]

WOOOW Not so fast man ;)

[TheFamilyguy7869]

wooooooooo. high rollin. gonna go down to the clubs bro.

[creativeprojects720]

this is the new model. HAHAHA very funny.

[creativeprojects720]

those wheels are crazy for that thing.

[wannatroll]

why americans think bigger is better?

[ksagal]

@wannatroll , because it is.

Why do so many people come here and even break the laws to do so? Maybe they all think bigger is better as well. Not so many people are anxious to leave, as are anxious to arrive here.

[wannatroll]

@ksagal bigger is better? hihi. fine.

[EmptyAnton]

@ksagal No it is not.

[anotherrandomnobody]

@ksagal Define.

[Jebusjoose]

@ksagal

If you're referring to illegal immigrants from Mexico/South America, the reason is jobs.

[TheEvanovitch]

@ksagal his username is wannatroll, you seriously gonna argue with him?

[nitroXboy]

@ksagal That made no fucking sence at all in awsering wannatrolls question. Typical american dosen't eaven know what there talking about or replying to, just BASH the keybored and hope it makes sence.

[ksagal]

@nitroXboy

Relax. I made a joke video several years ago. If someone wants to comment, and I decide to respond, who cares? If you cannot understand it says more about you, than me. If you want to make believe that all Americans are the same, and want to insult us, have a good time. You sound like a rocket scientist when you do it. Hate all you like. It matters not to me. All I ask is that you be polite.

[GrumpyCameron]

@nitroXboy I think he answered the question appropriately. First, "why americans think bigger is better?" is a statement with a question mark, and not a question at all. Its flaw (excusing grammar) is assuming "americans think bigger is better," which is not true. Americans don't all agree on anything, including displacement. Also, when attempting to be condescending, use these words instead: sense, answering, doesn't, even, they're, keyboard. Cheers from the U.S. :)

[GrumpyCameron]

@GrumpyCameron Clearly, that was aimed @ksagal. My mistake, nitroXboy.

[nitroXboy]

@GrumpyCameron That made me "lol". Maybe there is some american's with sence. :)

[aeternusero]

@nitroXboy

apparently, that's exactly what you did.

[Brndnrchrdsn85]

@nitroXboy *sense *answering *even *they're *keyboard *sense

[nitroXboy]

@Brndnrchrdsn85 Thx bro, i'll remember that when im writing to you're mum...

[Brndnrchrdsn85]

@nitroXboy *Thanks *I'll *I'm *your *mom

[Andrewboobtube]

@nitroXboy sense*

[zxsk8zx]

@wannatroll if you think smaller is better i feel bad for your wife. lol

[merccc1]

@wannatroll bigger can be better, and that generalization shows we arent the only people with a big ego and rude personality. Good to know.

[45Rusek]

@wannatroll

Bigger is save, look on volvo ;D

[lgeklsflz]

@wannatroll cus bigger penis= more fun

[wannatroll]

@lgeklsflz so that's your conclusion after a massive session of porn watching?

get laid, kiddo.

[lgeklsflz]

@wannatroll im sorry sir i think my age is under the age limit and i would be fined and no im not 12

[randomdoodification]

@wannatroll jealous?

[villijs33321]

@wannatroll becose they r FAT :P

[22j0kester]

@skylar2134 add a couple wheels, change sew to so, and youve got yourself a SOGAY XD

[jiiAlii]

you should have added some seat's to explayin why u have so many wheel's -.-

[Wowboy1020]

Dont forget to take a towel!

[Phonxer]

good luck with the electric bill..

[moonsault2506123]

there's always one!.

[juanjodurangarcia]

mujajaja creo que es para gente con sobre peso mujajjaja!

[bigi141]

This model my ladies and gentle men Is for XXXXXLLLLLLL ppl now avalible for you over 600 punds Enjoy

[thomasmaagaard]

why just why

[jminors]

Damn, 22 seconds of you tube time I won't get back lol!

[kraczek]

I want V8 Segway

[abstopmotion]

How did I get here?

[kuffenadity]

This thing is perfect for my fatass neighbor

[ShgKwat]

Monster Segway

[aghashire]

I guess your next "invention" would be a Segway with 16 wheels...then 18...20....soon you will have as many inventions as Newton...

[mrrrxxxxx]

@aghashire lol good one

[Maxwell9959]

Feel the Power!

[NorCalExplorer]

That must kill the battery very quickly. 

[wollauz84]

che merda ma vai a piedi piuttosto panzone!!

[vitali585]

ну нахуя казе баян?



[ddrmetal]

they invented this because with the old one the company owner fell out from his house on a mountain?

[rickcain2320]

It needs 22" rims with spinners

[xdragon2k]

It takes you places and knock everyone you passed down.

[JamesisAwesome98]

How did i get here?

[OneAmerican1776]

i dont care how fat you make the tires, its still very mall cop gay

[TrevorDurr15]

You would need that many wheels to carry your fat ass, oh yeah and hike your sweats up a little more maybe that would help this video suck a little less.... probably a loss cause tho...

[TheMatthewBe]

Im on that weird part of youtube again

[Johnnywhamo]

Jeez why don't you make it 4 feet wider so it will be TOTALY useless?

[rcbigscreen]

Heavy duty segway.. for all the fat fuckers

[nightsintherut1]

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE THE SPARE IS IN THIS THING?

[PyR0Star]

new way to fly off a cliff

[willrulz98]

Tony Hawk: Underground 2

[theworldowner111]

why make a new model that is slower, bigger and just worse in all ways

[theopatimano3]

is this for your fat mum?

[Hazzaismaname]

What the fuck is the point of this?

[slave880]

he ready to get fattttttttttttttt

[MegaKazlas]

wow , that was fast .

[kamiln88]

what you were thinking, when making small vehicle to get every place, big, wide like a car? this is useless, ugly, and stupid

[MrCooookie75]

John Deer ...... What?

[scalabration]

What's the point?

[blackjesusnation]

i cant help but notice how hard it must be for that thing to turn

[miahhee]

oh so they bought a segway and added some tires.. impressive?

[salesman507]

PO CHuj Ci takie szerokie koła?

[zwogon]

why



[Skylar2134]

You take the SEW out of seGwAY.

[beanssissy1235z]

why would segway add more wheel if anything they would try to make it smaller so it can get into new and tiny places

[Flycoolasamuel1]

WTF yah idiot!!!! 0:10 yah said "im NOT supposed to tell anybody about it" SO WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PUT THE FREAKIN THING ON YOUTUBE THEN?!?!

[SuperBosna4ever]

@Flycoolasamuel1 I dont think it was so bad, only more than two milions viewers

[Soundwav00]

thats for fat people :D

[MrShakotan]

these things are normally really gay, now they are completely impractical too.

[gertvarva]

thats not cool man

[AdamSandman]

rwic as many tires and twice as slow

[TheSilverwolf19]

ah must be for off roading morons!!!

[TAPriceCTR]

notice it is slower and does not turn very sharp. this is stupid.

[truegamer888]

youtube recommended this video to me after i watched a video called "World's most badass rides"...

[aleckermit]

Don't go too fast you might flip it.

[MrRumpld4skin]

Did you add the tires to hold more weight?

[wednesdaysangel1]

You know what i haven't seen on youtube yet, oddly enough? People jousting on segways. You wuold think it would have been done or thought of, but they just put like, more tires than a person needs anyway. We need segway jousting, I'm calling a vote.

[ksagal]

@wednesdaysangel1

I have seen jousting in the past. I do not know where on you tube, but I have definately seen it on the internet in the past couple years. Keep looking.

[FOoMan777]

@wednesdaysangel1 /watch?v=8Y_x1Ta5UTk I mean, it's not as cool as one would of hoped, but oh, it's there.

[MikeTehV]

@wednesdaysangel1 wow... how about you just put "segway jousting" into the youtube search bar....

[justonpoints]

Awesome

[iphone3gsdivine]

it was just joke you assholes calm down. wtf!!!!!!!!!

[brokenURL]

ROFL wtf is this I dont even. At least you got enough traction to climb, like.... a wall.

[giantsammich]

Monstertruck of segways?

[dsmithIII0221]

wtf did truckertoby say!!????

[Sneakytoke]

and we make everything bigger in america

[MrZippy4444]

Paul Blart would be so proud...

[romano082]

people get bored to move.... thats why the most gettin fat

[TheDroni23]

COOL BUT SLOW :(

[flipinsweet]

Segway Dually!

[MladenPenava]

this is good for making pizza !

[fearbot69]

This is the "Get out of my way" segue model, commonly referred as the "Road hog".

[DubStepEdition]

i see youve solved the problem of driving through doorways, also made it more pratical and manuvable.

[GUNDAMZGOK]

i love segway, but it's cost about 7500-10.000 us dollars in vietnam and very rare replace parts t_t

[lolzidazi100]

This is perfect to drive over cats, dogs, elephants, aliens and antilope

[ingeborgsjon]

Slowway...



[lineedsadragstrip]

he bolted exra tires on it its a joke

[AllGrlzBeautyCollab]

but will it blend.....?

[gustarrezende]

off road segway... lol

[xo1tom1ox]

why so many wheels aha

[segov2860]

Is that the bad guy from Ironman 1?

[xJEWMAN22x]

only americans think fat is cool, fat wheels are retarded. THis idiot has ruined his segway.

[jakstrieder]

@ksagal I would if I had the money but I don't so all I can say is shot up.

[andrewdabauss]

/watch?v=3SyEOr988cY

Fail!

[Jaye071]

If someone stole it, you would never catch them:)

[MorreskiBear]

Needs more tires.

[Soixantes]

Haa sur les deux main je vais plus vite >.<'

[weihnachten000]

ideal for fat people !

[ksagal]

@truckertoby24

Wow, this is a great example of someone who does not get it. Good for you. Rail against the name of a device that is designed to be a smooth segue between locations that are too far to walk, but too close to drive. The name is designed to help sell the message, not replace the word's proper spelling. Read the literature about the device, and the word 'segue' is used as it should be.

[dalt396]

@ksagal were do you get one of them

[jamesttripp]

@ksagal dude calm the fuk down what he wants to do is what he wants to do... i got one and i put 32 inch rims on it so what i wanted to do it so id atleast look cool on one. he did that bc he wanted...maby the wheels are just clamped togeather and the 2 stock wheels are still on there. just get over the fact that he did that shit!

[3521soda]

@truckertoby24 you my friend are a moron

[jesusnightlite]

@truckertoby24 fag

[Psychlist1972]

@truckertoby24 You can't trademark normal words. The different "cute" spelling helps establish the trademark and also, via a pin, lets you know it is a method (way) of moving around.

Also, you missed a question mark at the end of your first sentence. :)

[AdamSavage88]

@truckertoby24 If you complain about this then you must be really pissed off speaking English. Seeing as how the entire language is made up of mispronounced, misspelled, and modified versions of words from Old English, German, french, and Latin. Or were the founders of the English language just illiterate morons.

[truegamer888]

@truckertoby24 troooooooolllllllllllll

[blooddonor70]

@truckertoby24 You're a whiny little girl, aren't ya? Oh, truckerboy! I get it, you hang out at rest stops in the men's room, glory holing like a bitch.

[Leguim27]

You americans really have to exagerate in everything?!